Careercow Liz Shaw / "The Hambeast" - one of the most stupid people alive?

[slow-in-the-mind]

So while I was having a boring time, I decided that I would go check out if there was any funny stuff over at the good ol ED. And sure enough, I found a lolcow Worth posting a thread about.

So the person I'm speaking about is called Liz Shaw othervise known as "The hambeast". Well, let me talk about some stuff that she have done in the past. She tried out for NZ idol and failed miserabely. A video of that can be seen here:

She got banned from her local gym (I don't think she spent enough time there so I don't Think it would have mattered anyway, lol) due to being rude to other people in the gym, having a WAY to short skirt, abuse of equipmnemt, etc.

She got kicked out of her own apartment due to not paying her bills and spending her money on useless shit such as clothing that she can't fit in.

She apperently wanted to work in a brothel (Not that anyone would want to fuck her anyway), she did a porn movie. (No way I'm linking you that.)

She want to be a politician even though she knows nothing about the world outside of New Zealand. Oh and speaking of New Zealand, she for some reason find Australia a paradise on Earth and hates her own country. One reason why she can't be taken seriously is due to her having this wonderful idea that somebody should build a bridge from New Zealand to Australia. And claiming that poverty is caused by negative thinking or some shit like that.

Oh and I think she tried out for X-factor and yet again, she failed hard.

Link to the Ed page and other shit : https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Liz_Shaw

Got any thoughts on this lolcow?

Also, I am sorry for my poor English.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

God, New Zealanders have such disgusting accents

 

[Queen of Tarts]

So the person I'm speaking about is called Liz Shaw othervise known as "The hambeast". Well, let me talk about some stuff that she have done in the past. She tried out for NZ idol and failed miserabely. A video of that can be seen here:

Her voice is as lovely as her face. Read: fuckin' fug.

Hole is pretty appropriate though. She shares something in common with Courtney in that she can't sing.

God, New Zealanders have such disgusting accents

You don't fund her accent attractuve?

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

You don't fund her accent attractuve?

Accint*

 

[Queen of Tarts]

Accint*

Damn. Iy'm awful wuth acciynts.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

Meh. She just seems like a stuck up bitch, that's all.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

New Zealander, the one accent I won't even attempt to butcher.

 

[Saney]

God, Kiwis are the worst.

 

[littlebiscuits]

God, Kiwis are the worst.

die kiwi forums.

 

[Dynamite Ninja]

Good Grief, she's New Zealand's NuttyMadam, without all that other stuff but with a unhealthy obsession of Twilight:

I know that there's a thread on her already, but still you can't deny their similarities.

 

[Cwckifan]

God, Kiwis are the worst.

 

[Saney]

Good Grief, she's Australia's NuttyMadam, without all that other stuff but with a unhealthy obsession of Twilight:

I know that there's a thread on her already, but still you can't deny their similarities.

No, she's a New Zealander. There's a difference.

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I'm Australian, we're required by law to hate them.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Of course she has a tramp stamp.

 

[soIregistered]

But I loved her on Doctor Who!

 

[Artard]

Of course I immediately looked for the porn.

I regret it.

 

[Ariel]

No, she's a New Zealander. There's a difference.



I'm Australian, we're required by law to hate them.

Yeah, big difference, HUGE DIFFERENCE!

 

[Cwckifan]

I'm Australian, we're required by law to hate them.

I say, island people unite! Really, once you drop that whole deathland vs. paradise distinction, they're basically the same place

 

[For The Internet]

Ew, no. She is NOT an Australian ANYTHING.

As Saney said, as an Australian I am legally obligated to hate everyone from New Zealand and make fun of them mercilessly... but I have no words. Wow. And I thought the kiwi I went to school with was a sad case.

Oh, I'll throw NZ a bone. Not ALL NZ accents are that disgusting. Some kiwis have far more subtle and acceptable accents.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

New Zealand? I LOVE New Zealand
Lord of the Rings...Frodo....The Ring!....

Seriously though, Why is she called "the hambeast" I was expecting someone like Chris' hambeast date.
I actually like the New Zealand accent.
I just find the post here incredible, I thought the Australian hating on New Zealand stereotype was an exaggeration, but now.......

 

[Saney]

I just find the post here incredible, I thought the Australian hating on New Zealand stereotype was an exaggeration, but now.......

We're just playing it up, none of us really hate New Zealanders.