LISTEN &/OR BELIEVE lmao women dont actual like video games -

[Internet War Criminal]

Man I wanna spend the few hours a week being space marine, blowing shit up and banging blue babes for the next couple of months, decided to check if ME is gonna be good

Turns out the only one who played is a girl who clearly sucked dick to be able to

Lmao listen to that "gamer girl"

"Bro shooters"
"it felt very bro-y"
"I love mass effect but I play on easy because of the combat"
"Combat is what I like the least about mass effect"
"I loved the crafting but I was sad the armour crafting wasn't as good because I love color coding things"
"I was walking around and I overheard two aliens having a religious argument and like, that's what I want from a game with aliens"

Kek.

And then I googled her dumb (Alanah, really?) name and lmao

Literal younger, hotter Zoe Quinn



GO HOME, GAYMER GIRL

 

[Quijibo69]

GO HOME, GAYMER GIRL

Go home, gamer Grill!

 

[DuskEngine]

>she plays Mass Effect for the story

 

[TL 532]

She's not that bad, some off-handed comments that are telling but nothing too crazy.

She doesn't say anything you wouldn't know if you were already following the development.

She's not wrong about the animation, but that's not a surprise Bioware is shit and always has been shit at that.

Combat isn't that hard, Sit behind a wall then point at the people with guns and hold the trigger until they drop their guns. Overall she seems like the kind of person who would enjoy "Everybody's Gone To The Rapture"

 

[Internet War Criminal]

C U C K
U
C
K

 

[Dual Rectifier]

Cutscenes are for faggots, wander around aimlessly blowing shit up until you get the next big gun

 

[Calooby]

this cunt needs to play a real fucking game, like UAC Military Nightmare.

It kills you if you choose the female gender option automatically, a real man's game.

 

[Conrix]

She's not that bad, some off-handed comments that are telling but nothing too crazy.

She doesn't say anything you wouldn't know if you were already following the development.

She's not wrong about the animation, but that's not a surprise Bioware is shit and always has been shit at that.

Combat isn't that hard, Sit behind a wall then point at the people with guns and hold the trigger until they drop their guns. Overall she seems like the kind of person who would enjoy "Everybody's Gone To The Rapture"

Anyone who reviews a game this seriously and it's not UACMN is a cuck.

 

[RI 360]

video games are for losers.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

video games are for losers.

No it's the only place where men are allowed to be men. Nowhere else can you sexually harass women without consequence, humiliate them and chase them off or call people niggers without consequences


Well outside of the Middle East anyway

 

[Shokew]

I be calling people niggas all the time; what's your goddamn point?

 

[Coleman Francis]

I be calling people niggas all the time; what's your goddamn point?

Not just that, but

 

[Cryin RN]

Alanah... Mormon or white trash? Either way, your dick wins!

 

[Hui]

I be calling people niggas all the time; what's your goddamn point?

I know nigga.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

I be calling people niggas all the time; what's your goddamn point?

Nigger

 

[Coleman Francis]

I be calling people niggas all the time; what's your goddamn point?

porch monkey.

 

[Shokew]

porch monkey.

I prefer "Darkie"; calling me gorilla means you're just being silly, honestly.

 

[Coleman Francis]

I prefer "Darkie"; calling me gorilla means you're just being silly, honestly.

How about jig?

 

[Meowthkip]

porch monkey.

 

[Internet War Criminal]

lmao i was so fucking right, that bitch was praising me:a and its absolute dogshit lol