Kiwi Farms

Man I wanna spend the few hours a week being space marine, blowing shit up and banging blue babes for the next couple of months, decided to check if ME is gonna be good

Turns out the only one who played is a girl who clearly sucked dick to be able to

Lmao listen to that "gamer girl"



"Bro shooters"
"it felt very bro-y"
"I love mass effect but I play on easy because of the combat"
"Combat is what I like the least about mass effect"
"I loved the crafting but I was sad the armour crafting wasn't as good because I love color coding things"
"I was walking around and I overheard two aliens having a religious argument and like, that's what I want from a game with aliens"

Kek.

And then I googled her dumb (Alanah, really?) name and lmao



Literal younger, hotter Zoe Quinn



GO HOME, GAYMER GIRL