Lolcow Band -

[ManicPixieDreamGirl]

If you could form a band of Lolcows, who would you recruit? What would be your lulzy dream team? I lost sleep this morning thinking about this and laughing my ass off.

I would definitely put @Marjan Šiklić as the drummer (obviously).
And definitely assign Monica Punk as the guitarist and possibly everything else, given her music talent.
I kind of want Lynne Ann to be the singer, but that might be too scary. Maybe she can play the organ?

What do you think?

 

[plasticine]

Chris would be the lead singer because, he of course, is the king of cows and is extremely talented. I want pixy as a backup dancer, but she would complain about her stomach too much.

 

[July_4_1997]

I'd really like to see Phil and his band of misfits form a political rap group. Something along the lines of Public Enemy is what I'm thinking, with heavy boom bap beats and a spastic screeching monosyllabic words over metal samples. Occupy-era Phil dabbled in writing rap lyrics, which were some of the most hilarious things I've ever read, so he'd be the lyricist of the group. Jordman has a deep enough voice to pull off frontman duties, so he gets to be their Chuck D. Rika would obviously be the Flavor Flav, and they could fly in Kylie to handle DJ-ing and production work. I'll call this hypothetical supergroup Clitoral Doughboys.

 

[Abethedemon]

Strikerwolf: Guitar
Chris: Vocals
Shaner: Drums
Phil: Bass
600Goingon700: Keyboards
I'll call it: The Fat Fucks!

 

[ManicPixieDreamGirl]

I can hear my neighbor is doing a drum solo yet all I can think about is @Marjan Šiklić protesting naked on the courtroom steps. #NeverForget

 

[drtoboggan]

There already is one. It's called Anal Cunt.