Lolcow fuck/marry/kill -

[Snuckening]

[F/M/K the cows in the comment above, explain your reasoning if you want, then name 3 more cows]

Tommy Tooter

Jacob Sockness

T J Church

 

[Kiislova]

Kill, kill, kill, because... I shouldn't need to explain.

Sailormoonred1

Nostalgia Critic

Trump

Fuck/Kill/Marry

Narco Wright
Anberlynn Reid
Kero

 

[XE 600]

Fuck/Kill/Marry

Narco Wright
Anberlynn Reid
Kero

Fuck/Marry/Kill

LagoonaBlue, Terra Jones, KoP?

 

[Rand /pol/]

Fuck - ur mom
Marry - Dee Price
Kill - ur mom

 

[RG 448]

If any of them are filthy rich then that one is all three for me, in that order.

 

[Frank D'arbo]

Fuck Emily Youcis
Marry Aydin Paladin

Spoiler: ...

yes I know she's infertile but whatever tbqh

kill myself

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Fuck: Lagoona Blue

Marry: Terry Davis (gay, but I don't care)

Kill: Stefonknee Walsh

 

[nippleonbonerfart]

Fuck: Sonichu
Marry: Rosechu
Kill: Mary Lee Walsh

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Chris chan marry
Yanderedev Kill
Fuck: um...Punchy??

 

[Rand /pol/]

Marry Aydin Paladin

Spoiler: ...

yes I know she's infertile but whatever tbqh

She's a coal burner and a jew

 

[SkunkFeet]

F: Lindsay Ellis/Nostalgia Chick
M: Lacy Green
K: Jonathan Yaniv

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

Fuck - ur mom
Marry - Dee Price
Kill - ur mom

Plz kill me mom

 

[Frank D'arbo]

She's a coal burner and a jew

I know. Plus she's jew looking anyways.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I know. Plus she's jew looking anyways.

Nice tits, though.

 

[Baron Flynt]

Uh,
Fuck Ayadin, cause infirtle,
Marry Lindsay Ellis, a forever hostile drunk relationship all the way,
Kill Lindsay Ellis later.