Lolcow Lawsuits (aka Lolsuits), Cop Threats and FBI Reporting - Will there ever be someone competent enough to even pull one off against this site, ED or others?

[chimpburgers]

So far, from all the ones I've observed like from Vordrak, Bob McKim and @WhistleBlower those have fucking failed and fallen flat because they are so stupid and don't understand anything about law or the Internets. Richard's threats of suing this place never quite came into fruition either when it came to the action part of the whole deal and @Eve Rebecca Habat's attempts to sue ED didn't quite work out either. I've heard of Sue Basko a little bit but never quite looked into whether she was ever successful with any of her frivolous lolsuits. I think this site is fine for now but it's always good to have back up just in case.

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

KF will never be taken down for we are immortal.

 

[AnOminous]

There's this autist. He managed to get ED taken down and chased away Sherrod de Hippo, the lolcow who used to run ED.

 

[HG 400]

Some fanfiction sperg was asking 10 million because another fanfiction sperg "stole his idea" of cyber-dragons from space. The funniest part of his complaint is below.

As my book came out in 2005, it is my belief that she stole my writing. Research indicates that she is black. As I am a well-known Asian Supremacist, I believe she may have done this as an act of retaliation.

It got thrown the fuck out and Techdirt reported on it, leading to him trying to sue Techdirt for another 10 million.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...s-with-guns-are-not-protected-copyright.shtml
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...wsuit-posting-earlier-frivolous-lawsuit.shtml

 

[Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg]

So far, from all the ones I've observed like from Vordrak, Bob McKim and @WhistleBlower those have fucking failed and fallen flat because they are so stupid and don't understand anything about law or the Internets. Richard's threats of suing this place never quite came into fruition either when it came to the action part of the whole deal and @Eve Rebecca Habat's attempts to sue ED didn't quite work out either. I've heard of Sue Basko a little bit but never quite looked into whether she was ever successful with any of her frivolous lolsuits. I think this site is fine for now but it's always good to have back up just in case.

guess what, miss mutilated mound? this isn't a civil suit . criminal charges and there seem to be a fair number of people wanting to jump on board to make their own charges of

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

so who made your fake pussy, honey? does it work without greasing the shit out if it? can you cum?

 

[CatParty]

Some fanfiction sperg was asking 10 million because another fanfiction sperg "stole his idea" of cyber-dragons from space. The funniest part of his complaint is below.



It got thrown the fuck out and Techdirt reported on it, leading to him trying to sue Techdirt for another 10 million.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...s-with-guns-are-not-protected-copyright.shtml
https://www.techdirt.com/articles/2...wsuit-posting-earlier-frivolous-lawsuit.shtml

Reprinting other people's fiction is always a good move.

 

[AnOminous]

guess what, miss mutilated mound? this isn't a civil suit . criminal charges and there seem to be a fair number of people wanting to jump on board to make their own charges of

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

so who made your fake pussy, honey? does it work without greasing the shit out if it? can you cum?

That sounds like hate speech toward trannies, dude. You're being backtraced and the Cyber Police are on their way right now.

Also weren't you going away?

 

[HG 400]

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

Those aren't real crimes.

 

[chimpburgers]

guess what, miss mutilated mound? this isn't a civil suit . criminal charges and there seem to be a fair number of people wanting to jump on board to make their own charges of

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

so who made your fake pussy, honey? does it work without greasing the shit out if it? can you cum?

I got your thread featured now so everyone can see how much of a gross loser you are. Lol.

 

[Zvantastika]

I still don't understand what they expect when filing a lawsuit or anything against a site. I mean, it's not just one site making fun of them, it's several, so even if they manage to get one site (or person) down by the powers of Godbear or something, the others are still going to bring even more shit since most of the members are probably the same. Do they really believe the mockery will magically stop just by being a snitch to the po po?. Well, as always, I guess the answer is and always be: :autism:

Speaking of :autism:

guess what, miss mutilated mound? this isn't a civil suit . criminal charges and there seem to be a fair number of people wanting to jump on board to make their own charges of

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

 

[Cynical]

guess what, miss mutilated mound? this isn't a civil suit . criminal charges and there seem to be a fair number of people wanting to jump on board to make their own charges of

- invasion of privacy by misappropriation and computer intrusion
- public incitement of hatred

so who made your fake pussy, honey? does it work without greasing the shit out if it? can you cum?

You spew this sort of inflammatory bullshit and you have the gall to want to sue other people for discussing your public internet activity?

On top of being a pedophile and lunatic, you're also a stupendous dumbass and a rude as fuck man in a dress.

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

What's the point of suing a website??

 

[AnOminous]

What's the point of suing a website??

You let the entire world know that you're really mad so you become a lolcow to all of humanity instead of just the limited audience of a site like this.

So instead of just being a bop clown to self-identified crazies like us, you get the rest of humanity involved, so they start laughing at you, too, and then we can move over into those threads and join in like normal humans.