After I mentioned that a lolcow's gross exposed adipose wound looked deliciously lickable, @Shaftie suggested a thread. I'm here to deliver.
I can't do it all on my own though, as there are a lot of lolcows to cover (and a LOT off them that could be licked.) So help in cataloguing them is needed.
I nominate pixyteri for most lickable. I bet her fatty skin tastes like butter. I would not lick her nether regions as they are probably infected. Her face and arms are probably the safest. So:
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#1 Pistachio Girl based on @Null and @Bassomatic
#2 Pixyteri
#3 Momokun (tacos and beer, really???)
#4 Nostalgia Critic (appears to bathe at least occasionally)
#5 Martina Big (though probably not as milky as one might think)
#6 is DSP based on the fact he would likely taste like doritos and ball sweat (a lot of ladies don't mind a little ball sweat) ty @Tetraphobia and @thenakedhomeless
#7 @Spergmagnet and @effinrawz based on @Feline Darkmage 's report that they are bathing (which is unusual lolcow behavior and could increase or decrease lickability depending.
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Honorable mentions: @Meowthkip would lick Anthony Burch's tear off him while he cried. Probably salty tasting (a surprising amount of lolcows are savory rather than sweet.)
So we have a few strong contenders. Least Lickable?
Certainly Chris and ADF are low on the list, while Greer is higher as evidenced by the fact field agents HAVE licked. Lucas Werner is my vote for LEAST lickable personally. He must just taste awful.
Least Lickable (Tentative)
#1 Chris-Chan (always #1 on KF)
#2 @Thomas Jay Wasserberg (Terrible probably)
#3 ADF/Ahuyvia or whatever
#4 Lucas Werner
#5 Russel Greer (field agents did not like licking but did survive)
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