Lolcow LLC -

[Null]

Kiwi Farms is now contained within Lolcow LLC to protect the twelve billion dollars I stole from a cripple.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I saw it below in the stuff. LLCs are for profit so are you still trying to monetize the farms

 

[DuskEngine]

I remember when lolcow watching was about the community.

Now it's all just a buncha fuckin' suits man

 

[Arkangel]

I remember when lolcow watching was about the community.

Now it's all just a buncha fuckin' suits man

We're white collar now. Keep your tie straight, your shoes shined, and your desk neat.

 

[Hodor]

We're white collar now. Keep your tie straight, your shoes shined, and your desk neat.

Man I cannot wait for the next Casual Friday.

 

[Super Collie]

So who's going to keep track of membership and minutes from board meetings?

 

[AnOminous]

Remember the twelve gorillion!

 

[José Mourinho]

Remember the twelve gorillion!

Make that $12,000 multipled by 12,000

 

[Handsome Pete]

Man I cannot wait for the next Casual Friday.

That's business-casual Friday, young man. No jeans, no shorts, no T-shirts, no sneakers, and you still need to wear panty hose if you're wearing a skirt.

And anyone can wear a skirt, as you'll learn at the Sensitivity and Diversity Seminar on Tuesday.

 

[alex_theman]

Today is Microsoft-Casual Monday. Jeans and tees are allowed.

 

[Sammy]

I saw it below in the stuff. LLCs are for profit so are you still trying to monetize the farms

 

[about:blank]

I trust you incorporated in Nevada or Delaware to protect your assets from state taxes

 

[Xarpho]

I trust you incorporated in Nevada or Delaware to protect your assets from state taxes

It was incorporated in Florida, apparently.

 

[lolwut]

Can we have sonichu medallions to serve as out corporate ID badges?

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

Guess us farmers need to form a union now to protect our interests.

 

[Null]

It was incorporated in Florida, apparently.

Not just out of convenience. Florida is also a haven state.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

This is the first step, the Kiwifarms become an LLC, then a lobbying group, and then suddenly Null is president of the United States. A few "accidents" involving incels occur, President Null declares martial law, and that's it, man, game over. GAME OVER.

 

[DN 420]

This is the first step, the Kiwifarms become an LLC, then a lobbying group, and then suddenly Null is president of the United States. A few "accidents" involving incels occur, President Null declares martial law, and that's it, man, game over. GAME OVER.

We all know this already, we've watched House of Cards.

 

[UserAnonymous (Thomas Lloyd)]

Kiwi Farms is now contained within Lolcow LLC to protect the twelve billion dollars I stole from a cripple.

Thief!