Lolcow of The Year 2014 -

[José Mourinho]

Greetings to all members of the CWCki Forums/Kiwi Farms. We have seen several lolcows. Some make us laugh. Some make us cringe. Some lead us to thread fights.

But now, it's time for us to determine the grand title of Lolcow of the Year 2014. So get voting!

So how do I determine the lolcows involved in this?
1. Lolcows who have their subforums (Chris, Jace, Golden Knight, Moleman9000) are automatically included.
2. No communities are involved. That means no Wizardchan, Brony Fandom, Loveshy Community, SJWs, MRAs, Red Pill etc. Only individuals are involved.
3. Other lolcows must have 100+ replies in their own thread in order to enter.
4. Free slots are allocated to random lolcows such as mariotehplumber, WitChan, and.... a member here.

Have fun voting. I'll try to update this thread every day to add more rounds and see which lolcows progressing to the next rounds!

NEW ROUNDS WILL BE UPDATED EVERY DAY AT AROUND 9:00 AM 2:00 PM (UTC) (Delayed as this thread is moved from Inner Circle)

VOTING WILL END AT 1:30 PM (UTC)

Day 1 (Rounds 1-16) (RESULTS)
Day 2 (Rounds 17-32) (RESULTS)
Day 3: (Rounds 33-40) (RESULTS)
Day 4: (Rounds 41-4 (RESULTS)
Day 5: (Rounds 49-56) (Round of 16) (RESULTS)
Day 6: (Rounds 57-60) (Quarter Finals) (RESULTS)
Day 7: (Rounds 61-62) (Semi Finals) (RESULTS)
Day 8: (Round 63 + Third Place Playoff) (FINAL) (RESULTS)


RESULTS:

 

[Saney]

I am disappointed as fuck that I'm the only one who voted for Xiao-Feng Fury over ForeverKailyn. Everyone else should be ashamed.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

This is really going to go down between CWC, Maijen, TJ and Jace.

*Maybe* vade but I dont see Vade winning.

 

[Golly]

I'm disappointed that Iconoclast ended up pitted against CWC. He could have made it to Round 3 otherwise.

 

[CatParty]

I'm disappointed that Iconoclast ended up pitted against CWC. He could have made it to Round 3 otherwise.

i agree with the seeding issues . clem would go further, but he's gonna get murdered by jace

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

The award needs a better name then lolcow of the year.

I nominate calling it the Top Cow! Award

Yeah? Well come up with a better name then!

 

[Sammy]

Its super classy that you put this together Alan. I love seeing tournaments like this play out.
Press for Alan, gamers!

 

[ShavedSheep]

Cool embeds, dude.

 

[KatsuKitty]

I'm predicting Jace Connors v. Marjan Skilic. This definitely was the year of Jace, so Jace will win.

 

[Ryker]

The Golden Knight has a solid draw and should do well. His biggest competition is probably Nick Bate. I see it coming down to CWC versus Jace, myself. Both have had strong performances.

 

[Pine Tar]

It's like March Madness, but three months early. I love it!

 

[AtroposHeart]

I know CWC is a crowd favorite, but I hope Jace wins. He deserves it so much after all the wonderful lulz he brought to us. Really Chris might always have a special place in our hearts, but he really can't compare to Jace's lulzy talents.

I'm team Jace

 

[Arctic]

I'm team Jace as well, he was fucking amazing this year. Runners up would be Moleman, Jay, TJ and CWC. We should send the winner a physical trophy.

 

[Secret Majora]

Nicely done!

 

[Pikonic]

Xalver all the way!

 

[Pine Tar]

I'm Team Jace because I disrespect skeletons.

Spoiler

 

[Grabthar's Hammer]

CWC, to me, isn't so much funny anymore as he is alternately horrifying and pitiful. Living in poverty with his elderly, half-senile mother, confused by gender issues, a burned-out, hollow shell of a person...as terrible as he is in many respects, I wouldn't wish any of that on even my worst enemy. Iconoclast seems to basically be Chris without the gender issues, so I went with him.

As for Elliot Rodger, he killed a bunch of innocent people. Decidedly not hilarious. So WitChan wins by default.

 

[Le Bateleur]

It'll be TJ vs Chris and Jace vs Tyce in the semi-finals. The final will be tight, but I predict whoever wins Chris vs TJ will eventually triumph over Jace.

Chris is still the most popular lolcow, by a long margin, but most of his followers don't really read any boards other than Update and Disco. If Team Chis can get out the vote, they'll win.

 

[EI 903]

There's a Team Chris? Jesus, the lolcows have won.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I will be very shocked if Croat Scrot doesn't take this in a landslide.