Kiwi Farms
It's time.
Last year, we saw Jonathan Yaniv hold on to the title of Lolcow of the Year for a second consecutive year. Can he do it a third time? Or will one of the bold new contenders dethrone the bulbous monstrosity?
These 20 lolcows were chosen from among the winners and highest vote-getters of the 2020 Julay awards. Many races were extremely close, and there were several who barely missed the cut. These honorable mentions include YandereDev, Momokun, Amos Yee, and Tommy Tooter. Some award categories were excluded from the final 20 because their winner didn't do enough of note this past year.
The final nominees are:
There are a few other user-nominated awards that still need to be voted for. Post your vote for those awards as a reply to this thread or message me.
Best Lolcow-Related Pic
Best Lolcow-Related Video
Best Lolcow Fanwork
(fanwork of Ethan Ralph by Matt Jarbo)
(fanwork of Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw's "Womb Wizard" incident)
(fanwork of Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander)
(fanwork of Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander)
(fanwork of Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels)
Best Yaniv Moment
Best CWC Moment
Winner determined from nomination round - "The merge is on." It was not close.
Last year, we saw Jonathan Yaniv hold on to the title of Lolcow of the Year for a second consecutive year. Can he do it a third time? Or will one of the bold new contenders dethrone the bulbous monstrosity?
These 20 lolcows were chosen from among the winners and highest vote-getters of the 2020 Julay awards. Many races were extremely close, and there were several who barely missed the cut. These honorable mentions include YandereDev, Momokun, Amos Yee, and Tommy Tooter. Some award categories were excluded from the final 20 because their winner didn't do enough of note this past year.
The final nominees are:
Subforum Cows
Amberlynn Reid
Christian Weston Chandler
Ethan Ralph / Gunt / TheRalphRetort
Jonathan Yaniv
Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil
Best Artcow
StoneToss / Red Panels
Best Careercow
Bob "MovieBob" Chipman and Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka (both had a high number of votes and had big years)
Best Mad Cow & Best Put-to-Pasture Cow
Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker
Best Horrorcow & Best Fresh Meat
Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander
Best Cultcow
Russell Greer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow
Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
Queen of the Beauty Parlour
Anisa Jomha
Breaker of Scales
Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty and Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
Best Trainwreck
Onision / Gregory James Daniel Jackson Avaroe
Best Tumblrina
"Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
Best Internet Famous Lolcow
Boogie2988 / Steven Jason Williams and Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
Best Furfag
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
Amberlynn Reid
Christian Weston Chandler
Ethan Ralph / Gunt / TheRalphRetort
Jonathan Yaniv
Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil
Best Artcow
StoneToss / Red Panels
Best Careercow
Bob "MovieBob" Chipman and Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka (both had a high number of votes and had big years)
Best Mad Cow & Best Put-to-Pasture Cow
Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker
Best Horrorcow & Best Fresh Meat
Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander
Best Cultcow
Russell Greer
Best Miscellaneous Main Forum Lolcow
Melinda Leigh Scott / TamarYaelBatYah
Queen of the Beauty Parlour
Anisa Jomha
Breaker of Scales
Chantal Sarault / Foodie Beauty and Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry
Best Trainwreck
Onision / Gregory James Daniel Jackson Avaroe
Best Tumblrina
"Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle
Best Internet Famous Lolcow
Boogie2988 / Steven Jason Williams and Baked Alaska / Tim Treadstone / Tim Gionet
Best Furfag
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi
There are a few other user-nominated awards that still need to be voted for. Post your vote for those awards as a reply to this thread or message me.
Best Lolcow-Related Pic
"A Light Snack" (Bob "Moviebob" Chipman)
"Dildo Wall" ("Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle)
"Antifa Cake" (ADF / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo)
"We're not friends" (Bob "MovieBob" Chipman)
"OMW 2 Court lol" (Onision / Gregory James Daniel Jackson Avaroe)
"Dildo Wall" ("Assigned Male" by Sophie Labelle Verville / Guillaume Labelle)
"Antifa Cake" (ADF / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo)
"We're not friends" (Bob "MovieBob" Chipman)
"OMW 2 Court lol" (Onision / Gregory James Daniel Jackson Avaroe)
Best Lolcow-Related Video
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(Luna Slater)
Ethan Ralph's sex tape (NSFW)
(Melinda Leigh Scott / Nick Rekieta)
Jonathan Yaniv in the jacuzzi with his mother
(Christian Weston Chandler)
(Luna Slater)
Ethan Ralph's sex tape (NSFW)
Jonathan Yaniv in the jacuzzi with his mother
Best Lolcow Fanwork
(fanwork of Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw's "Womb Wizard" incident)
(fanwork of Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander)
(fanwork of Kevin Gibes / TransSalamander)
(fanwork of Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels)
Best Yaniv Moment
Accusing Amy Hamm of sexual assault
Charged for making threats against Chris Elston
Attacking Keean Bexte
The catfish fiance saga
Charged for making threats against Chris Elston
Attacking Keean Bexte
The catfish fiance saga
Best CWC Moment
Winner determined from nomination round - "The merge is on." It was not close.