Lolcow Showdown - Hunger Games Style Showdown

[Murgeruni]

Wanted to try something intresting/entertaining. Post a lolcow and their weapon of choice (example DSP and a bottle of lube or Wingsofredemption and a banquet meal). After we get enough the showdown will begin.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Brianna Wu(ndigo).
No weapon required, because the Wundigo needs only its unnatural physical strength and aura of fear to win.

 

[No girls on the internet]

low tier god, and his weapon would be his BBC

 

[Ningen]

OP, and his weapon would be a bag filled with dicks

 

[Rice Is Ready]

CWC his weapon is the power of friendship.

 

[A single cheeto]

Jack Scalfani. His weapon is his biohazard-like food.

 

[Mel Feasance]

KingKobraJFS and his fucked-apart sex doll.

 

[Mein Garten]

Desmond. His weapon is a merry band of pedophiles.

 

[Neko GF]

Jonathan Yaniv. His weapon would be his cane.

 

[Coelacanth]

Sam Fennah, flanked by his many furry demon creatures with decapitation fetishes (excluding Bob).

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

DSP forgot to bring his weapon and doesn't know how the showdown works but he has luck on his side

 

[Revo]

Matt Jarbo and his life living boulder army.

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Des(tiny) with the power of logic, reason, and a small hit-box.

 

[Christ Cried]

Boogie2988 with a mutation that causes his diabetes to be contagious

 

[TendieGremlin]

Jonathan Yaniv. His weapon would be his cane.

or a taser

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Masaokis and his weapon of choice is the food he cooks

 

[Dutch Courage]

Chantal Sarault aka Foodie Beauty.

Weapon of choice: projectile shitting, and she has used it irl multiple times.

 

[Mister Dodo]

Laur Trueman, with all the power of the FBI AND Cyber-Police.

 

[Bloody Kiwi]

Amberlynn, she will be bringing her Zombie Servant Girlfriend to defend her. Also, she might sit on you.

 

[Jewthulhu]

Marshall Casterson, armed with the power of YHWH.