Lolcow Showdown - Hunger Games Style Showdown

Murgeruni

Phyrnus Giganiggatus
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Alright, so we got
Tommy Tooter with homeless stank
Alex Mahan with his trusty, crusty body pillow
Marshall Casterson with the big book of Jehovah
Amberlynn Reid with her weaponized adipose featuring her lolcow lackey
Laur Trueman on the sidelines trying to desperately phone the cyber police
Foodie Beauty sniping people with her ballistic grade shit
Johnathan Yaniv is sitting this one out because he got arrested trying to get a new taser
Boogie with weaponized suicide baiting
DSP completely oblivious to the situation but still competing nonetheless
Sam Fennah trying to ritual summon some furry demons
Desmond and his rape van army
KingKobbraJFS and his recently deceased fuckdoll
Brianna Wu bisecting people with her pure Wundigo strength
Op and his weaponized autism
CWC and the power of friendship and mild autism
Missed a few along the way, will add more
 

Icasaracht

You're all fags and I am your lighter.
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🎵🎶Ol' Sargon was hoppin' around
Swindon city like a gamergate ground
When suddenly Metokur burst from the shade
And hit Sargon with a goy grenade
Sargon got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Matt
Who proceeded to open up a boulder of soy-flu
When Ethan Ralph came out of the blue
And he started streaming up Mundane 'o' Deal
Then they both got flattened by the sweetie-mobile
Before it could make it back to the Youtube cave
A drugged up drifter popped out of his grave
And took a dox out from under his hat
And blew Metokur away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of needles and he ran away
Because Cancer Aids came to save the day🎵🎶
 

Fascist Ferret

reporting for duty
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🎵🎶Ol' Sargon was hoppin' around
Swindon city like a gamergate ground
When suddenly Metokur burst from the shade
And hit Sargon with a goy grenade
Sargon got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Matt
Who proceeded to open up a boulder of soy-flu
When Ethan Ralph came out of the blue
And he started streaming up Mundane 'o' Deal
Then they both got flattened by the sweetie-mobile
Before it could make it back to the Youtube cave
A drugged up drifter popped out of his grave
And took a dox out from under his hat
And blew Metokur away with a ratatattat
But he ran out of needles and he ran away
Because Cancer Aids came to save the day🎵🎶
I wanted to say sargon armed with smug chuckles but this is better
 
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