Lolcow that you don't get the appeal of -

Conan the Cylon

Defeating the purpose
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I haven't paid attention to him in a very long time, but I guess the main appeal of DSP is that he's been a cow for such a long time and hasn't learned any lessons about his idiocy. You could say he's groundbreaking in the respect that he's one of the first youtube personalities and also one of the first genuine lolcows, so I find a lot of people still follow him as a guilty pleasure.

The Quartering however is one I don't care about either. And speaking of grifters, I don't care for Keemstar. I've known who he is forever, known he's a shitbag, but can't be bothered to care enough to follow the thread because for the vast majority of the time he's boring.
 

Strong like Bruce Lee

A dickpill salesman
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I haven't paid attention to him in a very long time, but I guess the main appeal of DSP is that he's been a cow for such a long time and hasn't learned any lessons about his idiocy. You could say he's groundbreaking in the respect that he's one of the first youtube personalities and also one of the first genuine lolcows, so I find a lot of people still follow him as a guilty pleasure.
I have to admit the guy seems to find a way to whore himself without showing his tits.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

Friendly Mexican Ghost
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The appeal of DSP is in how absolutely clueless he is in every aspect of his life, be it games, streaming, cooking, relationship or taxes. However, he is not nearly as entertaining as he was and people who actively follow him for a long time become as toxic as he is, to the point of not only hating his followers, but the people who don't hate him enough from their perspective, even though he is just a shitty streamer like thousands of others, not some criminal mastermind.

Quarterpounder is your typical boring commentary channel, he was just "lucky" enough to interact with IBS crowd before it all went down in flames. Otherwise, barely anyone gives a shit about him and his thread shows that.

On a topic of the thread, I can't get the appeal of Amberlynn Reid. Aside from her making up lies about people around her, pretty unremarkable lies, if you ask me, she is just fat as fuck and she obviously eats a lot. That's it. And she had entire subforum that followed her every step (yes, she still has it, but it's not nearly as active) for some fucking reason. I don't defend her, I just can't see where the funny parts are. Take Chantal for example and her autistic crusade against her critics doubled with terrible stories from her life about shitting herself and having sex with a hobo for a hamburger(or was it pack of cigarettes?).

Same for Tooter. I mean, yeah, he is a hobo, pedo and a dogfucker, but these days he is mostly shitting Farms.

Horrorcows like Desmond or Scofields. I mean, that just makes me sad/mad every time, what's the appeal of making my mood even worse?
 
Yandere dev or whatever his name is. Only turbo autists are interested in following him, and the jokes are the same 3 things over and over again (cum chalice, can't code lulzers and the banning thing). To me he represents the whole problem with Discord cows, all they do is live in their little communes and have their gay cults to jelq over the moderator, its super boring and they never have a wide appeal like the OG cows who had to be found through public attention or something atleast somewhat notable.
 

Gone Ham

I’ve been making shit content recently
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I've never been able to wrap my head around Tommy. The amount of lore and the amount that fucker posts feels impossible to keep up with.
The lore is this: He's a human scrotum, raped a child and claims it was consentual, and jerked off a dog
 

BSC

Archive? nah just believe me bro
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Seconded on the Gunt, tbh a lot of Guntposters seem like unfunny a-logs. Same with DSP, I actually find myself rooting for the pigroach from time to time, just so I can watch the detractors seethe.

Wu was one of the most notable figures associated with GamerGate, which was probably the catalyst for him getting his own sub-board. As GamerGate fades further into irrelevance so does John. I think John's a decent cow though, just not deserving of an entire sub-forum.
 

JuanButNotForgotten

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Yandere dev or whatever his name is. Only turbo autists are interested in following him, and the jokes are the same 3 things over and over again (cum chalice, can't code lulzers and the banning thing). To me he represents the whole problem with Discord cows, all they do is live in their little communes and have their gay cults to jelq over the moderator, its super boring and they never have a wide appeal like the OG cows who had to be found through public attention or something atleast somewhat notable.
Only because no one tried to look at the stuff that was lying around all those years, since his history as a cow has begun long before Discord was even a thing. But don't worry, I'm working on it and unlike his game it's definitely coming out.

Why do they have their own subforum?
That was a gift to one of the forum users. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it was Zedkissed.

As GamerGate fades further into irrelevance so does John. I think John's a decent cow though, just not deserving of an entire sub-forum.
Pretty much, just like with Moleman, Golden Knight and Russell Greer. They burn bright, but not for long.

I'd say the Gunt.
Seconded on the Gunt, tbh a lot of Guntposters seem like unfunny a-logs.
I kinda agree. He fucked up every opportunity to recover, but the people who discuss his every fart are just sad and probably cows themselves. I mean, who was gloating louder of them all during sex tape stuff? @Bryan Dunn, @Krautist, Mundane Matt - all are certified cows. And even before that Dispatch and Kowalski were shitting his thread until Null banned them.

Same with DSP, I actually find myself rooting for the pigroach from time to time, just so I can watch the detractors seethe.
I find DSP's haters to be the pure product of irony. I mean, what do they accuse him of? Being shit at what he does, not learning, being paranoid and toxic, but at the same time, 99% of them are still making incredibly low effort montages of his fails or lazy summaries of his pre-streams filled with same stale jokes and memes. They also have no problem with turning on each other and running gay ops. Is it that hard to just laugh at someone like him without showing-off or sperging how he deserves worse than this?
 

BSC

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Chantal is clearly the superior deathfat.

Amber is another case for me where the a-logs are funnier than the actual lolcow. So many fat chicks oversharing details about themselves in order to dunk on her. The Beauty Parlor truly is a wonderful place.
 
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