Lolcow Lolcow users - Ultimate lolcow - TRIGGER WARNING (since apparently you ppl are no better than SJWs)

[TKP]

Greetings, I have only known about this place for a short period of time, and after seeing this forum I can safely say that I have never met a more pathetic group than you people. There’s nothing like seeing a group of people hating on someone in order to make themselves feel better about their shitty life. I was under the assumption that trolling has evolved from barbaric times. Here’s the reality for you kids; the people you’re making fun of are still better than you for the soul reason that they are bothering to try at succeeding at life. I don’t care how much of a cunt, liar, sjw, exceptional individual or dumbass these lolcows are – at least they aren't users on this site, which makes them leagues better than any you from the start. Sorry to tell you the truth but look on the bright side, there’s still that job at McDonalds

Apologies to those experiencing déjà vu, but it turns out this loathsome place still exists.
I have reposted this from before, since the truth was too much for some to handle and my last thread was locked.
(Ironic for this place, is it not? lol)

DISCLAIMER TO THE MODERATORS:
In case the concept of irony is lost on you, this thread was meant to ironically put the lolcow users of this site as a lolcow.
Please do not relocate this thread to another sub-forum

 

[Cuck Norris]

Say it to my face and not online fucker and see what happens

 

[Ruin]

Spiderman thread?

 

[TKP]

Say it to my face and not online fucker and see what happens

That would imply you ever leave the house.

Please redirect that criticism to every other thread on here on behalf of the people you faggots attack.

 

[Hat]

DISCLAIMER TO THE MODERATORS:
In case the concept of irony is lost on you, this thread was meant to ironically put the lolcow users of this site as a lolcow.

It didn't work in the first place, but it definitely doesn't help that you have to explain it.

 

[Ruin]

Show us your dick.

 

[Cuck Norris]

That would imply you ever leave the house.

Please redirect that criticism to every other thread on here on behalf of the people you faggots attack.

I left the house last night when I fukt ur mom.

 

[Zim]

Still a better love story then Twilight, brah.

 

[ccoinhoarder]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

 

[Leonid Brezhnev]

lmao who cares

 

[SpessCaptain]

Yeah guys you care so much you need to jump down the throat of anyone who even dares criticise the farms.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

Please post complaints to the proper thread thank you.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/l̶o̶l...e̶-̶s̶i̶c̶k̶-official-spiderman-thread.22238/

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Here’s the reality for you kids; the people you’re making fun of are still better than you for the soul reason that they are bothering to try at succeeding at life.

*sole

DISCLAIMER TO THE MODERATORS:
In case the concept of irony is lost on you, this thread was meant to ironically put the lolcow users of this site as a lolcow.
Please do not relocate this thread to another sub-forum

*rates optimistic*