Lolcow video game -

[Have a Pepsi]

Just a concept I was screwing around with. Maybe it could be made with MUGEN and patience, but it's just meant to be amusing to think about. So picture a Smash Bros.-like fighting game where all the characters are lolcows and the stages are locations famous or infamous to the internet.

CHARACTERS:
Tom Preston
Christian Christine Christopher Ricardo Weston Chandler
DarkSydePhil
Eli
Jace Connors
Brianna Wu
Pixyteri
TJ Church
Tyce Andrews
Vade
SammyClassicSonicFan
MylarBalloonFan
Moleman9000 (battles with interchangable Nava-verse creatures, like Pokemon Trainer)

ASSIST TROPHIES:
Ferekkus
Sonichu
Classic Sonic
Jonathan McIntosh
Liquid Chris
Scout
Sailor Moon
Null
fschmidt
Twilight Sparkle

STAGES:
4chan
The Game PLace
Kiwi Farm
4_cent_garbage
California
Massachusetts
Copenhagen
Pyongyang
Dash-Con
Furfest

ITEMS:
Fedora - tipping the hat fires a meme that has different effects depending on how long the item is charged, similar to Pac-Man's standard special move
Pepper Spray - sprays a mist that causes little damage, but causes continuous counts of a small amount of knockback
High School Senior Ring - reflects projectiles
Doritos JACKED - same effects as Spicy Curry in SSBB

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Chris' "Final Smash" attack could be a big spray of pepper-spray. Afterwards, he stands, hands on hips, and shouts out "For The Internet!"

 

[Abethedemon]

There should be a fedora item and a MLP assist trophy. Also, TheAmazingAtheist should be a player character. Other than that, sounds great.

 

[IronJustice]

I like your idea. And yes, it would take MUCH patience and 100s of hours to make this on Mugen.

Oh and Moleman should be in it

 

[c-no]

Here's some suggested stages: Tumblr, Dash-Con, an anime convention, a brony convention, furry convention.

 

[Have a Pepsi]

Chris' "Final Smash" attack could be a big spray of pepper-spray. Afterwards, he stands, hands on hips, and shouts out "For The Internet!"

Instead of just taking out the pepper spray, he should first spawn a fake assist trophy. When someone picks it up, he homes in on them and says "Don't summon ANYONE" before unleashing his pepper spray

Also, I'm gonna update this list with the suggestions I see here. Maybe even register a quick-n-dirty website and make something like the "Smash Bros. DOJO!!!" on wikia or something like that.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Needs ADF as a player character.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Instead of just taking out the pepper spray, he should first spawn a fake assist trophy. When someone picks it up, he homes in on them and says "Don't summon ANYONE" before unleashing his pepper spray

Not a bad idea at all.

 

[XYZpdq]

I'm still thinking a Wacky Races-looking Kart Racer after Jace vs that gamergate tranny.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Maybe have Sonichu characters as unlockables? Like, Sonichu, Rosechu, MLW, Jerkheif, Reldnac, and Señor Comic?
Sonichu's attacks are electricity based, Rosechu's attacks are overly stereotypical "girl things" (hitting people with her purse), MLW can use magic, Jerkheif gets a nightstick, Reldnahc gets a pair of revolvers, and Señor Comic has high health, but weak attacks.
Also, CWCville mall and Juggalo Beatdown as stages.

 

[Dilbertmann]

I'd like a Jace finisher where he pulls out his Deagle and blows the opponent's brains away.

 

[c-no]

I'd like a Jace finisher where he pulls out his Deagle and blows the opponent's brains away.

Make it two deagles with parkour flips because why not? Jace would say it's tacticool.

 

[Dilbertmann]

Make it two deagles with parkour flips because why not? Jace would say it's tacticool.

Yeah, and make him do a slow puff of weed after the finisher!

 

[Have a Pepsi]

I'd like a Jace finisher where he pulls out his Deagle and blows the opponent's brains away.

I think a Deagle itself would be good as an item, but for a Final Smash/finisher, I think it'd be more appropriate if Jace has a finisher like Solid Snake's, where you start controlling Jace in an over-the-shoulder view and shoots at his fighters from the foreground.

Can you guys help me come up with more Final Smashes? There's already some for Chris and Jace; I imagine Brianna Wu would start commanding an army of SJWs to rapidly knock around her opponents. Maybe Vade would turn into Tero? I feel like that would work, but the Tero character isn't scary at all in actuality...

 

[Amo Bishop Roden]

Jace obviously needs a tactical vomit attack

 

[Smokedaddy]

This is sounding like a L4D2 mod.

 

[Randall Fragg]

I think a Deagle itself would be good as an item, but for a Final Smash/finisher, I think it'd be more appropriate if Jace has a finisher like Solid Snake's, where you start controlling Jace in an over-the-shoulder view and shoots at his fighters from the foreground.

Can you guys help me come up with more Final Smashes? There's already some for Chris and Jace; I imagine Brianna Wu would start commanding an army of SJWs to rapidly knock around her opponents. Maybe Vade would turn into Tero? I feel like that would work, but the Tero character isn't scary at all in actuality...

Vade's transformation into Tero is just putting on a cheap demon costume and running around waving her arms while ranting incoherently.

 

[XYZpdq]

Jace should sit in his chair, then it falls over into the opponent while Jace freaks out and starts vomiting everywhere.

 

[DeckardBane]

The Final Boss should be a Master Hand-ish embodiment of all AUTISM in the universe. I was thinking a giant, floating Sonic head.

 

[Conrix]

I'd suggest Marijan Siclik as an assist trophy in his Fuckbot 5000 incarnation, who rapes everyone in sight.