Lolcows and Dante's Levels of Hell -

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Let's face it, if there's an afterlife most people are probably going to hell, and that includes the exceptional individuals on this site. Dante Aligheri wrote The Divine Comedy in three parts Inferno, Purgatorio, and Paradiso. Inferno is the first part in which Dante and the poet Virgil travel through Hell. Dante describes Hell in nine levels, which are described here.

Spoiler: Here is a brief description of each level

Depending on the type of shit one did, their punishment may be either less severe (and thus put in lesser Hell (circles 1-5)) or their punishment may be more severe (and thus put in nether Hell (circles 6-9)).

Let's discuss which level some of the exceptional individuals would end up because most of us are probably going there anyways.

 

[Tismo]

ADF would probably end up in 7th hell, biggest sin was probably assaulting his mother, and he's a sodomite and a huge liar as well, so he'd end up around that range.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

ADF would probably end up in 7th hell, biggest sin was probably assaulting his mother, and he's a sodomite and a huge liar as well, so he'd end up around that range.

I could see him at 8 simply because he is a huge liar, which is a major aspect of Fraud. Assaulting his mother is probably either Violence or Betrayal of Family, but while ADF does have aspects of Levels 7 and 9, Level 8 fits ADF even more.

Sick Nick and James Terry Mitchell Jr. would definitely go to Level 7 though.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

@Null would probably go in the 9th circle for getting rid of edgeville and ratings notifications

 

[Tismo]

Makes me wonder, would God spare Chris from hell? He could very well go up to level 5 maybe. He's very autistic after all, not really his fault, plus his parents did a terrible job raising him.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Makes me wonder, would God spare Chris from hell? He could very well go up to level 5 maybe. He's very autistic after all, not really his fault, plus his parents did a terrible job raising him.

I actually see Chris going to Level 3 (Gluttony), though at worst he'd probably be at Level 5.

The Loveshies will all most likely go to Level 5, especially Marjan, Kent, and all the SlutHaters (especially Thonis).

 

[Pinball Lizard]

Chris would be in 2, Barb in 4. Nick would be in 9, Round 1, for what he did to his sister. Elliot Rodger gets 5. 600goingon700 naturally gets 3. Can't decide between 2 and 7 for Holden.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Chris would be in 2, Barb in 4. Nick would be in 9, Round 1, for what he did to his sister. Elliot Rodger gets 5. 600goingon700 naturally gets 3. Can't decide between 2 and 7 for Holden.

Elliot Rodger gets 7 because he was not just angry, but pretty violent as well.
Holden gets 5, though I can definitely understand why one would put him in 7.
Amazing Atheist obviously gets 6.
Vade I am not sure whether I want to see her in 7, 8, or even 9 because she is such a vile piece of shit.
Volts gets 8.
Slaton Sisters both get 3 obviously.
StrikerWolf would be in either 3, 4, 5, or 7, maybe 2, but not as likely.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Pretty much every loveshy would go to 2.

600goingon700, the Slatons, Fatman, and possibly Chris would go to 3.

Elliot Rodger would either go to 2 with the other loveshys, 4 for his materialism, or 7 for the killings.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Pretty much every loveshy would go to 2.

600goingon700, the Slatons, Fatman, and possibly Chris would go to 3.

Elliot Rodger would either go to 2 with the other loveshys, 4 for his materialism, or 7 for the killings.

Lust is being a pervert who gets laid. Loveshies would go to 5 because they are virgins with wrath

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'm probably going to hell?

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Lust is being a pervert who gets laid. Loveshies would go to 5 because they are virgins with wrath

I've heard of some Christians considering jerking off as a form of "lust."

I've always been under the impression that lust was pretty much any form of sexual desire for someone you're not intending to marry. Archaic thinking, and whatnot.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Pretty much every loveshy would go to 2.

600goingon700, the Slatons, Fatman, and possibly Chris would go to 3.

Elliot Rodger would either go to 2 with the other loveshys, 4 for his materialism, or 7 for the killings.

Agree with all but the Loveshies. They'd be more suited for 5 rather than 2. Animated James and a lot of Deviantartists are probably suited for 2 though.
Elliot Rodger automatically gets 7 for the killings.
Would Vade be 7, 8, or 9? I'm still really torn on which one suits her the most.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Agree with all but the Loveshies. They'd be more suited for 5 rather than 2. Animated James and a lot of Deviantartists are probably suited for 2 though.
Elliot Rodger automatically gets 7 for the killings.
Would Vade be 7, 8, or 9? I'm still really torn on which one suits her the most.

I'd say 9 would be the best one. Assuming you're saying 7 'cause of Kenneth (I don't follow Vade much; don't know if she has a history of violence), in which case I wouldn't say it counts. She caused it, but she technically didn't kill him. I'd say that her being a fraud is sort of absorbed into treachery, y'know? So, yeah, I'd go with 9 for her.

 

[DZ 305]

I've heard of some Christians considering jerking off as a form of "lust."

At least in Catholic theology, lust is seen as misusing God's gift of human sexuality. Sodomy is considered one of 10 sins that are so evil, they cry to heaven for vengeance. Sodomy, murder, oppressing the poor, defrauding workers out of their just wages, despair, presumption, envy, obstinacy in sin, final impenitence, and deliberate resistance to the known truth.

On a side note, I think Hayden Black would go to circle 7 for his several cash grab scams, making a mockery out of animation, and failing to pay his voice actors (or has he finally given them pay?)

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

On a side note, I think Hayden Black would go to circle 7 for his several cash grab scams, making a mockery out of animation, and failing to pay his voice actors (or has he finally given them pay?)

Hayden Black would be in Level 4 (Greed) or 8 (Fraud).

I'd say 9 would be the best one. Assuming you're saying 7 'cause of Kenneth (I don't follow Vade much; don't know if she has a history of violence), in which case I wouldn't say it counts. She caused it, but she technically didn't kill him. I'd say that her being a fraud is sort of absorbed into treachery, y'know? So, yeah, I'd go with 9 for her.

Yes, I said 7 because of Kenneth and yeah, she does have a history of suicide-baiting. Though to be fair 9 does fit more than 7 does thinking about it now.

In the meantime would it be fair to say that Brad Watson gets Level 8 for his batshit crazy theories?

I wonder what I would have been when I first entered the Farms since I was a lolcow back then.

 

[AnOminous]

Laurelai Bailey goes to 9 for ratting out lulzsec.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Donny Long would go to either 2, 5, 7, or 8.

 

[Sczylak Madgar]

chris deserves to be raped and murdered in the 9th circle of hell

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Donny Long would go to either 2, 5, 7, or 8.

He would go to 8 just for the fact that he pimps out his wife and has actually scammed others.