Honestly, the Resident Evil series is chock full of lolcows of various sorts.
Brad Vickers is a bit of a careercow due to his cowardice.
Steve Burnside is a whiny borderline Nice Guy.
Brian Irons and Vincent Goldman are quintessential horrorcows.
Alfred Ashford is a cross-dresser with an incestuous crush on his sister, is batshit insane, dresses like an antique tin soldier, is utterly incompetent at his job (Umbrella gave him command of the Rockfort facility to keep him away from any valuable assets) and honestly checks off so many lolcow sub-groups it's not even funny.
Then there's all the insanity in the later action-oriented titles, but that's a whole post unto itself.
Brad Vickers is a bit of a careercow due to his cowardice.
Steve Burnside is a whiny borderline Nice Guy.
Brian Irons and Vincent Goldman are quintessential horrorcows.
Alfred Ashford is a cross-dresser with an incestuous crush on his sister, is batshit insane, dresses like an antique tin soldier, is utterly incompetent at his job (Umbrella gave him command of the Rockfort facility to keep him away from any valuable assets) and honestly checks off so many lolcow sub-groups it's not even funny.
Then there's all the insanity in the later action-oriented titles, but that's a whole post unto itself.