Begemot
What you eat defines you....
But then you keep coming back, bucko. This thread is the proof, you'll never accept the fact you're wrong. You can't stop: a broken marionette fluttering away in twilight shadows.
Lolcows posting on their own thread -
- Thread starter JY's Tampon
- Start date
Nykysnottrans
He was a Nyky yesterday & he'll be a Nyky tomorrow
I have been asked on my wall whether I am ContraPoints posting in the ContraPoints thread. Obviously no, but that was a really funny question.
Guys, I think @Cowlick might be telling the truth when he says he is not a virgin, well a half-truth anyway.
While it is obvious that he has never and will never have sex with a woman, I get this vibe from him that he has had sex with other men, namely his own relatives.
I've heard from a reliable source that @Cowlick lost his virginity to his uncle in an outhouse somewhere in the Ohio backwoods, and he liked it too. He tries to compensate for his latent homosexuality by writing badly written erotica and commenting on Pornhub videos like a cuckolded loser.
Face it, @Cowlick is an unclefucker. And he should hook up and pursue a relationship with @RomeoRose since they're both inbred unclefuckers who crave attention and post incessantly in their own Kiwi Farms threads because neither of them have anything to do with their lives.
@Cowlick and @RomeoRose
If the two of you ever decide to make a sex tape together, you should send it to America's Funniest Home Videos and then maybe Null will delete both of your threads out of mercy
While it is obvious that he has never and will never have sex with a woman, I get this vibe from him that he has had sex with other men, namely his own relatives.
I've heard from a reliable source that @Cowlick lost his virginity to his uncle in an outhouse somewhere in the Ohio backwoods, and he liked it too. He tries to compensate for his latent homosexuality by writing badly written erotica and commenting on Pornhub videos like a cuckolded loser.
Face it, @Cowlick is an unclefucker. And he should hook up and pursue a relationship with @RomeoRose since they're both inbred unclefuckers who crave attention and post incessantly in their own Kiwi Farms threads because neither of them have anything to do with their lives.
@Cowlick and @RomeoRose
If the two of you ever decide to make a sex tape together, you should send it to America's Funniest Home Videos and then maybe Null will delete both of your threads out of mercy
@Syaoran Li , I was 100% telling the truth when I stated I am not currently a virgin. As for the rest, you have it backward: I will never have sex with a male nor a relative. Also, I have plenty to do with my life, which is one of the many reasons I still visit this site rarely, & have also not responded to your innumerable requests that I add you to the list of things I've done.
@YayLasagna , I didn't shat this thread up. Not only is that not a word, but this thread (like many on the site) is largely full of worth-less-than-s^^t members posting s^^t.
Also, when I was signing in tonight, this was at the top... “As if I've got a future.“ Seems to me the site may be smarter than the majority of its members not including me (not that such a mark would be hard to reach), as it seems to admit to having awareness it (parts if not all) will eventually be gone.
@YayLasagna , I didn't shat this thread up. Not only is that not a word, but this thread (like many on the site) is largely full of worth-less-than-s^^t members posting s^^t.
Also, when I was signing in tonight, this was at the top... “As if I've got a future.“ Seems to me the site may be smarter than the majority of its members not including me (not that such a mark would be hard to reach), as it seems to admit to having awareness it (parts if not all) will eventually be gone.
I find that hard to believe, unclefucker.
If you did have sex with a woman, how much did it cost you?
Must've put a major dent in your disability check for that month. Social Security checks don't pay very much, of course.
I don't care what you find hard to believe, though that seems to be an extended statement of the truth telling us you find "it" hard when you look at my picture &/or think about me.
Also, I have had sex with multiple women, & it has yet to cost me anything. Don't worry, though, as you can have sex with me all you want, also at no cost to either of us... In your dreams, the way you have prior to tonight.
Also, I have had sex with multiple women, & it has yet to cost me anything. Don't worry, though, as you can have sex with me all you want, also at no cost to either of us... In your dreams, the way you have prior to tonight.
I will take shit that never happened for $500
I don't get hard looking at your rotten teeth and malformed face, but I hear @Shane_Yes_That_One might,
Ol' Shane is a creepy tree-jumper sex pest who slandered an innocent man to hide the fact he raped and impregnated cosplayers all over and likes to prey on the ugly and disabled.
Shane was the inspiration for the Granny Rapist on the FX cable drama The Shield
And unlike real life, Vic Mackey and Dutch Wagenbach aren't here to protect you, so be careful and stay safe
“Will never.” Not “have never?”
I present another Internet Tough Guy:
@GlueStick
Jeffery Allen, also known as Gottfired Roser:
kiwifarms.net
This guy happened to be the "security" that voice actress Monica Rial hired for her little signing at Doc's Comic & Games during Kameha Con.
Turns out, this guy has a questionable military background.
Military Kiwis might have some words to say to him.
Even @Null somehow knew about this guy before he surfaced in Weeb Wars.
@GlueStick
Jeffery Allen, also known as Gottfired Roser:
Jeffery Allen / Gottfried Roser / Grandmaster Roser / Talon Combat System / Roser Martial Arts Center
I tripped and fell down a rabbit hole last night. This picture of Gottfried in the German surplus jacket has been bugging me for a few days. So I started looking around while Rackets was reading superchats. Jeffery Allen /Gottfired Roser /Grandmaster Roser /Talon Combat System /Roser Martial...
Turns out, this guy has a questionable military background.
Military Kiwis might have some words to say to him.
Even @Null somehow knew about this guy before he surfaced in Weeb Wars.
Dolphin Lundgren
True & Honest Fan
Marissa Davis tried to troll us by showing up on her own thread to talk about how horrible Marissa is. She stupidly chose the name "fuckyall" which was already suspicious enough.
Then she showed up again to gloat about it and to say she got drunk and trolled us.
Even though most people had been suspicious.
Then she showed up again to gloat about it and to say she got drunk and trolled us.
Even though most people had been suspicious.
I'm still waiting on Projared.
How has no one posted the Allen John Jones III thread yet?
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PL 001
Guest
Willing to bet now that Sockness has been Balefired from YouTube, he'll show up here again.
Almost everyone in the @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg forum.
@Ron Toye aka the fiance of voice actress Monica Rial:
kiwifarms.net
Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms & Ron Toye / Ronald Toye III / rontoye3
Bootleg OP: :):):):):) Good OPs (thank you @damian): Monica Rial / Monica Jean Rial / Rialisms - 4th Bulma Monica Rial is a voice actor (VA) for Funimation and one of the main accusers against Vic Mignogna. She likes to get people she doesn't like kicked out of events even when said...
