Lolcows that you considered Ungodly Lucky -

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

You know the ones. The ones who fuck up so badly yet RNG jesus comes out and saves them . Whether they get in trouble legally, physically, finacially, or other kinds of fuck ups that put them in certain situations that should be considered impossible to come out of.

At first I believed christan chandler was the luckiest man on the entire earth but then I found out about darksidephill and irs issue. Which got me thinking. What lolcows would you guys considered Lucky

 

[Neferpitou!]

Luna Slater, it’s a miracle the girl isn’t dead yet.

 

[escapegoat]

Lucas Werner is lucky he hasn't been shot by some young barista's pissed-off boyfriend.

 

[Megaroad 2012]

DSP just wont die.

 

[Wheezy Asthmatic]

Growly. Considering the amount of times he's been caught talking to minors, associating with pedos / dogfuckers, and the fact he got arrested again LAST YEAR yet he's still free is just sheer fucking stupid luck.

I hate it. I hate it so much.

 

[{o}P II]

Sophie Labelle’s done well for herself

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

onision...hes done some questionable things

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

CWC because no one has murdered him yet for his crimes against humanity.

Just kidding, although I will say that he is indeed lucky that the taint episode didn't get any worse than it did. I'd say John Kricfalusi is pretty lucky that he's not in jail.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

DSP. The amount of shit he's dealt with and has shaken off makes him the human personification of teflon.

 

[GrinningCat]

I mean at this point I'd just be repeating what mostly everyone agrees on but without a doubt DSP especially with the tax and bankruptcy situation. No one I know would be able to slither out of it like he did.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

onision just because he had Chris Hansen, the Anti-O community, the FBI, and IRS up his ass fumbled every step of the way but still somehow a free man.

 

[DumbDude42]

DSP
the way he got his head out of the bankruptcy noose was crazy

also ashley isaacs.
any reasonable person would have expected her to die like 5 years ago, but she somehow manages to survive to this day, despite having a body that looks like it is completely incapable of sustaining life. her continued existence defies all science and logic.

 

[Penis]

Bob Chandler.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Nick Bate, because his horribly rotten teeth didn't kill him as far as we know.

 

[Pargon]

I honestly can't believe Yaniv hasn't run afoul of the Wrong Kind of Canadian yet.

 

[Gentleman Gamer]

YandereDev got pretty lucky when he blew up with the Youtuber community, without that success he'd just be some obscure wierdo weaabish game developer. He was never mentally capable or prepared for that level of fame.

 

[Syaoran Li]

DSP and Onision are the most obvious choices.

 

[HeyYou]

Donald Trump

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

At this point I’m pretty sure DSP has magical powers, but that’s the obvious answer.
The fact that Asanti isn’t dead yet is a miracle for him.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Sophie Labelle’s done well for herself

To be fair to him that’s not so much luck as it is constant grifting.