Lolcows you despise? -

[Princess Peaches]

What lolcow tests your patience and can almost make you a-log? For me it’s Quinton Reviews with his huge ego, shitty takes, cringe Garfield obsession, and desire for tranny dick.

What about you?

 

[The Fool]

I hope chris-chan's mom dies in a house fire leaving him homeless and he has to suck cocks on the street for big macs

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Zinnia Jones because an utter failure should not be that smug, especially while pushing puberty blockers on kids

 

[soft kitty]

The only lolcows I truly hate are genuine pieces of shit like Onision or the zoosadists. Basically anyone involved in child or animal abuse.

 

[JambledUpWords]

I can’t really say I despise any of them. They all end up creating their own miseries anyway. Additionally, despising someone takes way too much effort. It’s easier to laugh from the sidelines. Finally, most lolcows I see are people that I wish would improve themselves, but so long as their thread is active and relevant, they have a long way to go.

 

[Dustlord]

The only ones I actively despise are the pedos and animal fuckers, but I think most people fall into that camp so excluding them, it's Louis Gagliardi. I can point to most lolcows on here and find one trait that isn't completely horrible, but not Lou. Here's an example of something he did:
He lives with his mother and doesn't pay any bills, but they got a surprise bill that they could not pay. Lou e-begged enough money to pay the bill and then a few days later demanded his mother pay him back in full for it. He then proceeded to rant about how horrible she is on twitter.

That made me come dangerously close to a-logging.

 

[Next Task]

There's a lot of them that can make me MATI temporarily when they do something new and repugnant, but the one that brings me close to a-logging the most would be Becky Gerber. She is just such a complete cunt in every single way that I hate her more, and more often, than some of the cows that have committed actual crimes.

 

[The Fool]

Actually I hate any female lolcow since I hate women in general, now that I think about it.

 

[baku]

Icycalm. Even though his thread is completely barren, he still spams his dumbass website everywhere. I am not exaggerating when I say he is the single most pretentious person on the Internet.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Bryan Dunn AKA King of /Pol/, he just can't stop inserting himself into drama communities even if the members fucking hate him. Even when his posting puts his family at risk, he still goes on with posting. He accidentally posted a video of his daughter to what he keeps preaching as "a group of obsessive stalkers" because he just had to post. His dad's criminal case for possession of child porn got posted and he still posts to this day. It's just ridiculous at this point.

 

[AnOminous]

There's a lot of them that can make me MATI temporarily when they do something new and repugnant, but the one that brings me close to a-logging the most would be Becky Gerber. She is just such a complete cunt in every single way that I hate her more, and more often, than some of the cows that have committed actual crimes.

Becky Gerber is the most irritating of all lolcows. I wouldn't quite wish she was dead, at least most of the time, but if she fell into an open manhole and broke her legs in a river of shit I'd laugh about it.

She's not even that awful, just really annoying.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Tbh, I don't despise someone until they either directly fuck with me or they're Bob Chipman.

 

[Next Task]

She's not even that awful, just really annoying.

That's the thing - and probably the point of this thread. Because she's not a disgusting criminal pedophile/dog fucker/etc. She's just a supremely basic bitch who can't stop complaining. But I find it much, much easier to laugh at most other cows who are objectively worse than her, when she infuriates me at times with her behaviour.

Louis Gagliardi does the same sort of thing - as does Jake Alley, for that matter. But their lives are also more pathetic so it's easier to keep it light. Becky ostensibly has many good things going for her, but still has to remain the most persecuted person on the planet. She's a literal 'Apocalypse here, Becky most affected', and it can really piss me off.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I'd say there's two kinds of answers to this question.

The first category are the lolcows who are actually worth hating because they've done shit that's pretty fucking despicable by any standard.

The second category are the insufferable assholes who have a knack for making you temporarily "mad at the internet" more often than other lolcows.

The only ones I can truly hate are the legit sickos like Nick Bate, Yaniv, Peter Bright (hell, pretty much any pedo lolcow), Randy Stair, Zoe Quinn, Brenton Tarrant, or the zoosadists, or the ones in the Community Watch thread who actively commit ideologically motivated violent crimes like Antifa, Atomwaffen, and the Black Israelites.

I'd say that Bob Chipman, Olivia Hill, Jake Alley, Amanda Winn-Lee, Nick Fuentes, ContraPoints, Vaush, Vox Day, the incel communities, Andrew Dobson, Boogie, and most of BreadTube all show a very unique talent for being those insufferable assholes of the highest order.

Sargon, Romeo Rose, and ADF also have that same level of being utterly insufferable, but are all so hilariously pathetic it becomes comical, while guys like Chipman or Alley are the really mundane kind of pathetic and that just makes it worse on a very banal level.

Sargon deserves credit for destroying an entire political party by himself, while ADF and Romeo Rose are like walking political cartoon characters.

Zoe Quinn used to be in the "insufferable asshole" camp before Alec Holowa died. Now she's firmly in the "actually worth hating" group since she drove an innocent man to commit suicide based entirely on false accusations.

 

[AnOminous]

Louis Gagliardi does the same sort of thing - as does Jake Alley, for that matter. But their lives are also more pathetic so it's easier to keep it light.

Both of them don't get what they deserve, but their life is pretty shit, all things considered. It should be worse but they're not exactly living a life of ease and luxury. Becky manages to be a completely miserable cunt while having everything handed to her on a platter, constantly goes to Disney and other shit, and having absolutely no reason to be anything but satisfied.

 

[Dustlord]

Both of them don't get what they deserve, but their life is pretty shit, all things considered. It should be worse but they're not exactly living a life of ease and luxury. Becky manages to be a completely miserable cunt while having everything handed to her on a platter, constantly goes to Disney and other shit, and having absolutely no reason to be anything but satisfied.

I don't think I'd say Lou lives a life of luxury but it's certainly easy. No regular bills, getting paid just to exist, etc. He spends his days playing vidya, ordering fast food multiple times per day, and jerking it to humanoid cats - and he gets paid to do it.

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think I'd say Lou lives a life of luxury but it's certainly easy. No regular bills, getting paid just to exist, etc. He spends his days playing vidya, ordering fast food multiple times per day, and jerking it to humanoid cats - and he gets paid to do it.

He just doesn't bring the rage.

 

[orderofcringe]

I would not say despise, but one who is more annoying and disturbing, rather than funny is Lily Peet , idk why. But it is just the attitude and arrogance, And i have a low tolernace for troonery in general. And i dont mean to sound like an sjw, but i dont like how he insert himself into the conversation of lesbian problems and acts as if hes an expert on the topic.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Susan Schofield and Desmondisamazing's parents.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You.

he has to suck cocks on the street for big macs

Mmmm, Big Macs...