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Pointless Pedant

Dancing the electric paegan love song
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I miss TwilightSucks before the entirety of the community pretty much died. The main highlight for me was all the bullshit fangirl encounters where people were claiming to be getting acid thrown in their face to getting shot by crazy twilight fans- this caused the admins to be put on another website's wall of shame.
 

Steve Mayers

Nazi Punks Fuck Off
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One I remember was Dave Rock from The Youtube channel Davidsfarm. What had started out as a channel featuring Canadian Rednecks doing stunts with cars became a crazy community with a fanboy club and a "hater" club. Much of this began as Dave gain fame for his videos. He started making videos about non car subjects about his life and how he has 2 evil ex girlfriends whom he had sons with who kidnapped his sons and kept them away from him. Then allegations turn up that Dave is a convicted pedophile. Dave completely denies this and says it's because of a "haters" club lead by his exes who are jealous of his success and don't want his sons to know he exists. Confirmation that Dave went to prison in the early 90s for being a pedophile was revealed. Dave finally admits he made some mistakes and went to jail because of it. Dave denies that he is a pedophile but instead makes the bizarre claim that it was his bipolar disorder that caused him to film children sexually and partake in sexual activities with teenage boys. He claimed that he is no longer interested in under aged children and his been cured of his bipolar disorder. He also had spent years harnessing his ex's over this and gave up all custody and rights to his son's. His ex's had restraining orders filed against him as well and Dave went to jail at one point for trying to contact his ex's. More recently in 2014 Dave was again arrested for possessing child porn and claimed he had bought the video by mistake and thought it was a video about wrestling and not pornographic at all.
 

Muncie Anderson

Hey Jesse! Now Jerome!
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Oh, and Nickolaus Pacione, the insane wannabe horror writer who flipped his shit at anybody who gave him criticism and threatened to kill and/or rape them, their spouses, their children, their pets, etc. etc. Last I heard he was in the looney bin for evaluation or something. I wonder what's become of him since.
Nick Pacione's still around, although he'll never be the lolcow he once was.

He moved out of his grandparents' home on the far outskirts of Chicago this past March and now lives with his mother, stepfather and half-sister in Pinellas Park, Florida. Nick used to live in the basement of a house in Morris, Illinois with two elderly grandparents, an uncle, and his cousin Mike, who he couldn't get along with, probably because Mike saw what a loser Nick really was and he wasn't afraid to call him out on it. Mike recently got married and started a family. And after the grandparents and uncle died over the past few years, the house became a burden for Mike and his wife, especially because Nick wasn't in any hurry to move out, and in fact, he would rant on the internet about how cousin Mike was threatening to put Nick in an assisted living facility.

Mike, being the only responsible adult in that house now, put it on the market...long enough for Nick to pack up and prepare to move back in with his mom. I have not been able to verify if Mike and his wife sold the house, or if they just took it off the market once they finally got Nick out of the basement.

Since then, Nick's internet presence has been spotty at best. I do know that his mother and stepfather made him cut his long hair short, wear his glasses, and presumably they finally put the kibosh on his writing "career" of his. Nick still has periods where he goes off his medication to treat his bipolar disorder, but those unmedicated periods are nowhere near as long as they used to be a decade ago.


Nick is still active on Disqus, where he rambles incoherently about three of his favorite topics: himself, his views on religion, and heavy metal. Oh, and he is still just as homophobic as ever, so some things never change.
 

sparklemilhouse

America Online for Dummies™
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I just remembered the guy, Sam Rader who tried to become viral by surprising his wife with her pregnancy test that he took because she didn’t flush the toilet at night:

http://gawker.com/viral-christian-pregnancy-youtuber-sam-rader-had-a-paid-1725258643

And then two days later after the video became viral he quit his nursing job or something? Thinking he was going to be viral forever? And turns out she wasn’t pregnant? And then everybody found out that this Christian guy was on Ashley Madison looking for chicks.

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Turns out they still have millions of subscribers. How.
 
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Kaabi

Poyo
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If you're familiar with the fanime community a few years ago, it used to be a cesspoll of some lolcows on and off and crappy animes that were ripoffs of others out there. One of the users i remember, who i was actually friends with at one point, was TackyAnimationsX3/TackyAnimootions. She was one of the biggest drama starters in the community. She was infamous for starting drama with people who she was clearly jealous of because her fanimations and art weren't as loved compared to the others out there that weren't edgy. She has a ED article but it's pretty outdated. Tacky used to be married to a guy who was in her animations but then got a divorce, she stopped being BFFs with her best friend who also was in her animations. Most of the people i remember who were featured in her animations, are no longer in her life anymore.

I kinda miss her because despite her jealousy and her toxic personality, she was pretty funny and entertaining to chat with. This was around the time i was young and stupid, just being friends with her cause i thought she was cool and did what Tacky did cause you know, blind follower. She made constant rant journals and joke art about people she didn't like on her DA profile except she didn't name drop them. I remember Tacky had a huge hate boner for these two artists that she hated with a passion.

I don't know if Tacky is still around to this very day.
 

Kamen

I hate kids with anime profile pics
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If you're familiar with the fanime community a few years ago, it used to be a cesspoll of some lolcows on and off and crappy animes that were ripoffs of others out there. One of the users i remember, who i was actually friends with at one point, was TackyAnimationsX3/TackyAnimootions. She was one of the biggest drama starters in the community. She was infamous for starting drama with people who she was clearly jealous of because her fanimations and art weren't as loved compared to the others out there that weren't edgy. She has a ED article but it's pretty outdated. Tacky used to be married to a guy who was in her animations but then got a divorce, she stopped being BFFs with her best friend who also was in her animations. Most of the people i remember who were featured in her animations, are no longer in her life anymore.

I kinda miss her because despite her jealousy and her toxic personality, she was pretty funny and entertaining to chat with. This was around the time i was young and stupid, just being friends with her cause i thought she was cool and did what Tacky did cause you know, blind follower. She made constant rant journals and joke art about people she didn't like on her DA profile except she didn't name drop them. I remember Tacky had a huge hate boner for these two artists that she hated with a passion.

I don't know if Tacky is still around to this very day.
Only a few of her animations are still around. It's a real shame because, in the very least, they were good YTP fodder.
 
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Despite him still being active and as dumb as ever, MovieWorldExpress at his peak of insanity was magical, especially over on the IMDB boards. He must have had 30+ accounts banned on the board.

He now goes through about 1 YouTube account a month because they all get deleted. Some things will never change.
 

Muncie Anderson

Hey Jesse! Now Jerome!
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Quick update on Nickolaus Pacione now...

He's been active on Urban Dictionary doing...well, I'm not sure what exactly he's doing.

I really don't see the youth of America picking up on the confusing and incoherent definitions that Nick is shoehorning into certain phrases and slang words (at least those he didn't make up himself).

Nick's always had two key personality traits: making everything about himself and incorrectly assuming that everyone alive not only knows who he is, but they somehow already know all about the trials and tribulations he's gone through.
 
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Fridgebro, an anon on 4Chan who posted some of the most disgusting photos you can imagine. https://imgur.com/thZa3VL

He lived in absolute filth. I guess you could consider him a "Horror Cow" (I'm new here so sorry if I got it wrong) but yeah, crazy.

Fridgebro was 41-42 years old at the time of his original post to 4chan. He was an unemployed welder living in a rental house in Springdale, Arkansas, which he inhabited for about 4 years. After being unseen for weeks, the homeowners went to the house to check on him. They noticed that the electricity was off, the door was jammed, and water was running out from underneath the garage door (in addition to the smell!).

Police were dispatched for a welfare check, which led to this incomplete report.

Apparently, fridgebro had abandoned the house a week earlier to visit his mother (who was sick). Immediately following the sour cream incident, he reportedly left a pile of rotting trash on his neighbours door step, and lit some fires on his back porch. This led to adult protective services going to his house and trying to interview him. After some failed attempts at clean up, fridgebro fled to Minnesota.

He was arrested at his hotel in Rochester, MN shortly after (Feb 2016), for an outstanding warrant related to the damages caused to the rental home. He was also charged as a fugitive of justice, though he claimed not to be aware of the warrant. He was held in a Minnesota county prison for a few weeks, before being extradited back to Arkansas.

With regard to his personal life, fridgebro claimed to have bought all his food at a local dollar store. His house had no hot water, which is why he bathed using boiled water in his bathtub. He admitted to not washing his clothes. He claimed to have a single online friend, to whom his living situation was kept secret until June 2016. He was reportedly a virgin.

As of June 2016, fridgebro was out on bail and awaiting trial in a motel. He claimed to be trying to keep it clean, and to still be in possession of his dog.

The landlord's quote for repairs and clean-up of the Arkansas rental home was $29165
 
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