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PL 001

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Emer Prevost.

His old rant/reaction videos are still up, but it was funny seeing this 450+ pound fatass tard rage over the silliest shit. More funny when you knew things about his personal life, like getting fired from his only job because he stank too much. Less funny that he died in his mid 30s
 

Disgruntled Pupper

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I miss when ADF was active enough to justify him having his own sub-forum. I hope there might be drama soonish after Torren moves out and spills the beans, but even that might be a blip in his slow decline from public lolcowdom.

Too bad @Flowers For Sonichu didn't live to see his words come true, Phil is boring now :(
 

Billy_Sama

♂Love and Muscle in Heaven♂
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I just found about her a week about but there was a woman on Youtube nicknamed Mobility Mary that would video tape herself being a nuisance on the street and sidewalk on her mobility scooter. From the compliations its amusing seeing here moaning and whining getting in the way with pedestrians, drivers, and dogs.

 

Rand /pol/

RIP Corrugated Daffodils, Teri-Teri, & Cinderblock
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I just found about her a week about but there was a woman on Youtube nicknamed Mobility Mary that would video tape herself being a nuisance on the street and sidewalk on her mobility scooter. From the compliations its amusing seeing here moaning and whining getting in the way with pedestrians, drivers, and dogs.

Based
 

CamelCursive

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Not sure how Rich Johnston isn't a lolcow on here (unless I didn't look and missed it). The only thing that makes him slightly less subhuman than Tim Doyle is that he actually has something to gain by being an unrepentant comics cocksucker.
 

SnowBall

God Tier Problematic
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I miss Television Without Pity. The recappers were peak lolcow material and the forums were so severely censored that it made reset era look like the epitome of free speech. Shame it got shut down, would have made a great community watch thread.
 

Kari Kamiya

"I beat her up, so I gave her a cuck-cup."
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I only learned of Nick Bates thanks to Mister Metokur, but he made that video after he was thrown into prison so I cannot imagine what it was like to shitpost in his thread waiting for the long am of justice to reach him. I've read through most of those threads, but I think the real magic had to have been watching it happen in real time. Aw well.

I just found about her a week about but there was a woman on Youtube nicknamed Mobility Mary that would video tape herself being a nuisance on the street and sidewalk on her mobility scooter. From the compliations its amusing seeing here moaning and whining getting in the way with pedestrians, drivers, and dogs.

Oh shit I almost forgot about this woman. Someone offsite introduced her to me last year, and it was oddly captivating. Is she really not around anymore? Damn.
 

FukuMuku

dumb bitch juice
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I miss thunder808’s autistic spergings to people trying to give her criticism, I also miss her bizarre artstyle and characters and her 2edgy4me alien wolf human series, the last time I saw her was on deviantart on her now deactivated thundersnowolf account being spammed by some dude, I remember she had a encyclopedia dramatica page archiving everything she did since 2011 but some idiot deleted it.
 
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Syaoran Li

White Trash Degenerate
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I've been thinking about this and I have decided to make a more comprehensive list of lolcows I miss or missed out on.

Jace Connors and the rest of the Deagle Nation crew
"Classic" Chris in his prime
Jack Chick
SephirothSlave
A-Log and most of his friends and hanger-ons (I still sometimes wonder about MsUmlaut)
Moleman9000
ADF in his "Classic" Narutard phase
Christian Humber Reloaded
The Final Fantasy House (I'm still waiting for Jennifer to come out of hiding and start another cult)
 
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lurk_moar

Wears a lab coat but curses like a sailor.
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Chris Chan is just too sad to watch now.

Pixyterry proof that people grow old but not up. Never change.

JustinRPG just what kind of sick fetishes is he into now?

Prince Jeremy what happened to him?

Connor Bible still working on that associates degree and that one novel which is still in its first draft. Taking one class a semester is for tards.

I just wonder what these exceptional people are up to besides Chris.
 
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TheImportantFart

The Farter
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God i miss AboatsAboat. Sucks that most of his shit was lost after he deleted his account. The last bumblings by jeff said he was due to go to court in like 2015 but he's never popped up afterwards. Has anyone heard anything new about him?
Context to AboatsAboat and what he posted. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2e2PjG07Jo
Sadly no. It’s one of the great mysteries of the internet that may never be solved.

I heard a rumour that Christopher started exhibiting disturbing sexual behaviour towards the mum as he got older, but the only source for that is a forum post from some rando, so it’s probably bullshit.
 

5ever a crab

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Fanime


(RIP Season 2)
Shit animations moved onto avatarfagging commentary channels and storytimes, but the Windows moviemaker slideshows and MS paint scribbles will always live in my heart.
 

chainlinktrillionaire

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Idk if anybody remembers obamaleaf but he was this canadian leftist who would go to 4pol to "troll" the users there, he even tried to open a patreon but somehow even though he was an active leftist on twitter he never managed to make a single dollar, his"trolling" would usually just amount to him getting mad, and never understanding the old saying that trolling 4chan is like pissing in an ocean of piss
 

Bitch Kitten

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I just found about her a week about but there was a woman on Youtube nicknamed Mobility Mary that would video tape herself being a nuisance on the street and sidewalk on her mobility scooter. From the compliations its amusing seeing here moaning and whining getting in the way with pedestrians, drivers, and dogs.

That's not a lolcow. That's a true American hero
 
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