Lolcows you wish you could save (and how you'd do it) -

Orion Balls

A well placed trap.
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Also, that girl who came on here, recently. @coma.baby.jpg. She's not a cow yet, just very lonely, in a lonely State, living with lonely companions (grandparents). She could go either way, and I felt bad for her.

There's nothing anyone can do for her here, though. She has to seek out help and growth herself. Sometimes catching them young might give people awareness, but the true cow perseveres against such sense and grows to their true form, anyway.
 

northstar747

True & Honest Fan
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I would save two cows.

One would be Dick masterson. I would put him into illegal forced converstion therapy. And make him write "jokes" for teen titans. Also forced sobriety and somehow have maddox end up with 80 s girl.

The other would be lowtax. That I think would be much harder. He would have to be hard core doxxed in a north korean compound also I would force him to write jokes for teen titans go.
 
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Monolith

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I believe it would be possible to save Kevin Gibes by telling him what he'd become in 10 years if he didn't improve himself, 10 years ago.

But if I had the choice to do that, I wouldn't.
 

Meruem

No matter.. I shall checkmate you shortly
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If I had the money, I would pay for the rest of Boogie's mortgage. Make him buy a slightly cheaper property so that he would have more money in the bank. Then I would make him do a complete 1 year radio silence from the internet. He would then spend that year hitting the gym, eating healthier, going to therapy, meeting new people and socialising. Pretty much focusing on his mental and physical health.

He comes back on YouTube weighing below 200 pounds and much happier. Starts getting his views and his fans back and lives a happy life up to his 90s.
 

喪女

"mojyo"
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Once they go from "person of interest" to "lolcow" there is no saving them. It's all downhill from there.

A lot of threads have been made about warning people of interest and reversing their behaviour, but I don't see why they'd want to ruin the potential fun. Just let it play out, it's more entertaining that way. If they smarten up, good for them. If they end up being autistic retards, good for me.

Edit: Grammar fixes.
 
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Masta

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I don’t really keep up with a lot of lolcows on this website, except the female deathfat scene. It’s entirely true with what people say, even for just that small demographic of lolcows I’ve kept up with.

People have been giving advice to them for years, for them to just shit in your face, so the best thing to do is ridicule them with others, because they obviously don’t care about you and your opinions.

Even when they do take our advice into consideration, they give up bettering themselves after a while and return to being a lolcow because it brings in the money or a lack of willpower.

The female deathfats are in no way in hell redeemable because they are hard wired to their addiction.

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I read up on chibi’s thread just yesterday and it was severely depressing read.

I think what would of saved him:
- not having an audience
- not aspiring to become an influencer
- possibly some therapy on social cues and when to stfu or leave people alone
- enlisted after high school
- if not the military save up a bit money at some cuck min. wage job while living at home
- move out of moms
- somehow had a savior type of girlfriend or a gf who told him what exactly to do all the time
- Get him interested in something physically active, just exercising everyday, powerlifting, or build some muscle (it’s all numbers like a vidya)

As it is now though, his life is super depressing, no friends, no sex, no gf, people avoid him like the plague, nudes leaked, ruined his passionate ‘career’ as a speed runner, a total embarrassment as an influencer, continues looking for affirmation from randoms on the internet, works at at&t as a sales person which has a high turn over rate, has a lil bit of autism, he’s still at home with his mom at 30, you get the point.

It just seems so bleak, like he will likely intend to commit suicide sometime in the future, possibly within the next 5 years.

There’s also wingsofredemption who I’ve kept up with for some time. His issue is taking the path of least resistance, which worked for him until now and he could still make it work, like Amberlynn and nick avacado, if he intends to continue that way:

- accept the trolls
- stop banning everyone in the stream
- bait your viewers with shit

Otherwise his channel is dead and off to work at a min. wage job.
 
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Sasori of the Red Sand

I've got no strings to hold me down
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Maybe ElviraCheyenne666, I've been looking more into her (I don't know why she doesn't have a thread here). She's a neet who believes she's married to Charles II of Spain (who she says possesses a body pillow). Her DeviantArt is quite a sight to behold. On her dA she links to her Facebook and on that Facebook, there's this picture of her with her family.

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Cheyenne is the one on the very far left. Her sister is doing her best to distance herself from her. This is pretty sad, although not surprising.

How I would help her? There really isn't too much I could do tbh. Tell her to get a job or volunteer because being a neet is no way to live. Tell her to get serious psychiatric help and to get a psychiatric evaluation.
 

Angel Dust

Insidious Bitch Snake
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Maybe ElviraCheyenne666, I've been looking more into her (I don't know why she doesn't have a thread here). She's a neet who believes she's married to Charles II of Spain (who she says possesses a body pillow). Her DeviantArt is quite a sight to behold. On her dA she links to her Facebook and on that Facebook, there's this picture of her with her family.

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Cheyenne is the one on the very far left. Her sister is doing her best to distance herself from her. This is pretty sad, although not surprising.

How I would help her? There really isn't too much I could do tbh. Tell her to get a job or volunteer because being a neet is no way to live. Tell her to get serious psychiatric help and to get a psychiatric evaluation.
Make a thread on her?
 
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