Lolcows you would hang out with irl -

[Flowers For Sonichu]

@Brad Watson_Miami we could go watch the cubs play the Marlins

James Garcia aka diaperclown juggalo family he smokes weed and watches wrestling so we would have things in common

Striker wolf because he is rich and stupid and i could probably get him to pay for everything

That's about it

 

[LofaSofa]

@jenffer a jay not a lolcow, but is nice and draws good bobs.

Boogie's pantry is always completely stocked.

@Cowlick to give me writing advise.

Making a game but I have no idea how to do it, Yanderedev could help me with that. Has tons of stolen assets I could borrow from.

@Warioland523 all around cool dude.

Would hangout with Amberlynn but only to bring doggos actual healthy dog food.

@Flowers For Sonichu Despite his exterior he has a way with the ladies from what I've heard.

 

[Keystone]

Randy Stair and Couch Cuck -- so I could shit on their graves.

 

[AJ 447]

I wouldn't "hang out" per se with the Rat King, I would just get close enough to hose them down.

 

[Tlazolli]

rcdart, just to egg her to ruin more beloved franchises

 

[ES 148]

Ugojesse seems chill and liable to share his mighty wisdom.

 

[Aquinas]

I'd have hung with Terryberry

 

[AnOminous]

Chris is probably okay in small doses. I think the big sticking point would be whether they are smelly fuckers like Phil. I wouldn't want to hang out with some smelly bastard. So definitely not ADF under any circumstances because he would just be too retarded and smelly to put up with.

Terry Davis if you could find him in a lucid moment.

Most of them, though? Nah. They're best kept at a distance.

There are a few I'd be amused to see "in the wild" but actually hanging out with them? No.

 

[LikeicareKF]

Chris is probably okay in small doses. I think the big sticking point would be whether they are smelly fuckers like Phil. I wouldn't want to hang out with some smelly bastard. So definitely not ADF under any circumstances because he would just be too exceptional and smelly to put up with.

Intolerant

 

[jewelry investor]

-Terry A Davis for the enlightenment.

-Discuss anime with Anglin.

-KEEMSTAR was pretty entertaining on penguinz0's podcast.

 

[Flustercuck]

does hanging out with myself count

 

[NumberingYourState]

Brandobaris to ask him why he hates women.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Samuel Catnipnik. The guy is pretty damn good at what he does, and he's definitely someone you'd have an interesting conversation with. I would gladly commission him to do a costume for me.

 

[odius]

my guy terry, I would straw purchase an AR-15 for him for the lulz

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Benthelooney since he claims that he’s a pretty nice guy and I would like to hear some drawing advice from him.

 

[Kevin Spencer]

The guy who shits himself and makes sonic recolors....what was his name...?
Oh yeah, @Warioland523.

 

[D. Sweatshirt]

-Terry A Davis for the enlightenment.

-Discuss anime with Anglin.

-KEEMSTAR was pretty entertaining on penguinz0's podcast.

Gotta agree. I could probably put up with Keemstar's antics for a few hours.

As far as other cows go, Chris probably isn't that much of a pain to deal with lately. I wouldn't mind following Terry A. Davis around for a day just to see what kind of crazy shit he does, provided he's in a good enough mood.

 

[The Janitor]

Darksydephil, to Livestream a couple of co op game and give advice from the background.

He who shall not be named, for editing advice.

Mike Martin, to install cameras in his house.

 

[Fuck you jewish cunt]

Terry Davis because i want to know more about CIA niggers

brad Watson so I can be in the presence of a reincarnated Jesus H Christ/Albert Einstein

Shadman seems likes a chill guy

UgoJesse also seems cool

 

[ThePlagueTND]

Darksydephil - probably a good time if you're watching an dumb action movie like Transformers.

Chris Chan - I hear he smells like rotten watermelon. If he had recently showered, a pokemon card game or two. Possibly a few video games.

TheSpoonyOne - Watching wrastlin' would be quite humorous I think.