Lolcows you'd actually hang out with -

[Spunt]

Not all Lolcows are terrible people, and some of the remainder are more fascinating than horrifying.

For me, I'd be totally down to spend some time with Josh Saunders, smoke weed, play guitar, discover some new music, swap stories. He actually seems like a chill dude when he's not chimping out. His cowness comes not from doing terrible things but from his naivete and tendency to have awful drama magnets for friends that cause him to get into ridiculous situations. I wouldn't want to be in his actual social circle due to the nonstop drama, but for an evening I'd chill with him.

What about you?

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

pretty much any male. I would never hang out with a female because it would either end with a false rape accusation or the bitch snitching about me having an ounce of weed or something as bitches do or me getting too drunk/high and actually raping her but I have a very high tolerance for hanging out with people I don't like. I would just make fun of the ones I don't like until they get butthurt and leave. I'd even hang out with a puppy raping faggot like SnakeThing or worse, DSP.

 

[MrTroll]

Chris because I'd steal money from him.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You.

 

[Xenomorph]

No.

 

[Y2K Baby]

No.

Y-You too.

 

[fag0t]

this guy seems pretty cool

 

[Some Manajerk]

if Fedsmoker was still with us, definitely him. just sit down for a few beers and listen to his stories.

 

[BingBong]

Terry, ofc. How could you not?

 

[Clown Baby]

Blaire White.

 

[Xenomorph]

Terry, ofc. How could you not?

Well if we are talking afterlife I would like to sit down with Shed Princess

 

[WeWuzFinns]

Definitively Sargon, we could talk about Loki and shit, it would be epic!

 

[epigenes]

Terry, ofc. How could you not?

this is the right answer and I'm jealous of the people who were actually able to
as far as people who are still alive: null would be fun to get a beer and talk about the law with, for sure
randy pitchford most definitely. I'd love to ask him why he felt the need to ruin the duke nukem franchise in favor of snorederlands

 

[D_Tractor]

Also Josh Saunders but only outdoors because of odor that the Bond Tactical Soap (notasponsor) does not cover up.

 

[Mediocre]

Also Josh Saunders but only outdoors because of odor that the Bond Tactical Soap (notasponsor) does not cover up.

I'd go to the bar with Josh, especially once he's rubbed all those pheromones all over his clothes so he can pick up a qt goth gf. Obviously I would wait until he gets paid his tard bux so I can just mooch off him like the rest of his "friends" do.

 

[Banworld]

If it was a one-on-one, probably Chris, if only to pick his brain.

If it was a situation where we were at a pub and this guy walks in, definitely Sargon, I would love to spend an evening with some pals laughing at Sargon to his smug face.

 

[Albert Ball]

If he were still alive, Conald Peterson aka "Fedsmoker" for sure. He seems like one of those dudes that would be fun to hang out with on the river bank, fish for catfish, and slam a few Buds. All the while I'm sure he would describe his many conquests.....

 

[RX-78NT-1 Alex Gundam]

For me, Chris Chan for sure. But only so he can sign my handmade Sonichu pendant. That way I will be safe after the next dimensional merge.

 

[The Reaper]

I'd go to one of Brad Watson's concerts and talk about music.

 

[Fuck!]

Definitely Chris. I want to know how his mind works, I want to just ask him point blank if he knows why people think of him the way they do, just him and I, one on one, try to squeeze that answer out.