Lolcows you'd actually hang out with -

Table Country

Its brakes severed, the rape train thunders onward
Mad Dax might be a mewling bitch, but he seems like a decent enough guy to hang around.
Also Sargon. Despite my open distaste for him I feel like if you stripped his politics and dumb takes away Carl'd just be a slightly-above-average, quasi-successful neckbeard.
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Princess Peaches

We work for 40 years and then we die.
YMS would be fun to hang out with. I just want to sit in the same room as his friends and watch them tear shitty movies apart. He’s one of those cows when they just focus on their channel they’re not nearly as annoying.

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(Formerly a) Niggo(?)
Terry Davis when he was alive would have been my answer but he's with Mr God now.

So instead I'll go with Derek Savage, I'd attend the third annual 420 awards on April 20, 2021 with him to take in the show, he seems very in on the joke and that's a good thing.

There's other lolcows whose orbiters I'd hang out with rather than the lolcow themselves, Kat Burnell currently trapped in the orbit of her husband Darkse DePhil, Bibi from Chantal Sarault's thread to ask him about his great escape, Warren Lynch from the John Walker Flynt subforum just to rabble rouse local politicians.
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Dumb answer, but probably Shmorky if he isn't dead. He was one of the reasons I got into cartoons, and even though he's a completely disgusting human being and an all-around degenerate, he would be an extremely interesting person to say I talked to.


Probably around attractive women like Yaniv and Araujo tho I don't know if I could resist the combined hotness of them to the point of not sexually assaulting both.

But seriously talking, I would probably take CWC for an ice cream or hamburger and try to get him to go see some professional people about his gender and life in general.

Son of Odin
Drachenlord seems like he'd be cool to have some beers with at a metal concert. Also I'm seconding Jace Conners/Parkourdude91 and Terry Davis.


Unlimited Alt Works.
Vaush tbh. Guy's eloquent enough to have a discussion with, and we could probably strategize legitimate progressive policies, as opposed to some fuckwit ideologue who refuses to engage in the politics of the system (despite the fact their precious Lenin advocated for engaging in electoralism as a bulwark against fascistic takeover, but y'know god forbid a political extremist be anything more than an online LARPer).

Flamenco sounds cute in an autistic sort of way. We could probably cuddle/smoke weed and watch anime.
We could easily get into some FGO tisms.
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Dick Masterson so he can invite me to his nice mansion.