Looking for feedback for this business idea: Ethical Exotic Meat

[Gorgar]

Well, you read the title, and you probably already know what I'm talking about. I got this idea like a week ago, and I've always thought of it as a perfect idea; I haven't gotten the chance to talk to anyone else about and see what they thought.

A franchised restaurant selling food the most exotic meat, like seals, buffalo, penguins, and doubles for selling its own meat in groceries. I can already hear the alarm bells in your head, "How do you get the meat but without killing the animals?" The answer is simple: Plant-based meat. Meat that tastes exactly like the same thing down to the nutritional value. I'm talking impossible burgers, impossible meatballs, impossible sausages, and more! Not only will it have exotic animals, but it will also include extinct animals and complete fictional animals like dragons and dinosaurs. It will finally make vegans and going green be cool, but it will hopefully be the key to end animal hunting.

Are you in on this? Am I onto something?

 

[Captain Fitzbattleaxe]

I don't think there's a lot of overlap between people who want to eat exotic meats and people who want to eat plant based meat.

 

[byuu]

and complete fictional animals like dragons and dinosaurs

Add free dragon dildos with your fake soy meat and I'm in.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

We are not your personal focus group.

 

[Marissa Moira]

you can't make plants taste like meat, anyone who says you can is either lying to you or retarded.

 

[JamusActimus]

Do the same but you can fuck extinct species insteed of eating them and this will be a success

 

[Otis Boi]

This is a dumb idea the point of eating an exotic animal is not the taste it's the rarity. A smarter idea is to get some sort of license to raise these animals on a farm and sell them off in small quantities.Like ever October you sell panda and Pumpkien spice steaks.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Does it come with plant-based weird diseases you easily avoid by eating beef and chicken?

This is 2020 after all.

And given that it's 2020, why plant-based? Shouldn't it be bug-based?

 

[karz]

the enthusiasm is there but i don't think this would be a commercial success

 

[Rand /pol/]

Soy based meat.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

there is nothing exotic about fake meat, this idea is gay and OP is gay

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

you can't make vegetables into meat you vegan retard.
Just buy opposite sex pairs and breed them or something.

 

[Carcinogenesis]

Way too niche of a market, not to mention all the research and development you need to do. It's not going to be easy to emulate exactly how game meat would taste, and the only people to eat game meat are hunters who would probably just hunt their own meat instead of choosing a vegan alternative.

 

[Gorgar]

Does it come with plant-based weird diseases you easily avoid by eating beef and chicken?

This is 2020 after all.

And given that it's 2020, why plant-based? Shouldn't it be bug-based?

You know what, that’s a really smart idea of bugs.
They’re easy to raise and they’re completely made of protein.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Periodic reminder that Maddox used to be funny:

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

The real ethical exotic meat is raising braindead clones of exotic animals for consumption.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Well if you're going to go that far, you might as well all the way to the long pig.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

you can't make vegetables into meat you vegan retard.
Just buy opposite sex pairs and breed them or something.

thats what i thought op would be talking about

 

[TheGoodCensor]

This sounds like something a 13 year old who recently found out about vegetarianism would come up with.

 

[crapstream]

In Asia you can get all those exotic meat, dolphin, tiger balls, snake, dog, cat.
Why not travel to Asia and taste the real thing instead of eating veggie fake meat?