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I just saw a movie poster for this. Had no idea what it was.
Clearly the Elder Gods are angry with us again.
Sad thing is, Kevin Spacey Cat's way of speaking is more accurate to Garfield's thinking than either the actual movies or CGI series.
Literally the only thing I could think of:
Why.
For the money these fools actually think they're going to make with this movie.
Maybe it'll do good in China, who knows.
Why...
Because God doesn't love us, that's why.
THIS SUMMER...
YOU'RE GONNA EAT PUSSY
I'd probably watch it if Christopher Walken voiced the cat.
"Nine Lives is widely regarded as a spiritual successor to the Garfield film franchise. Fans were especially appreciative of the frequent nods to earlier events in the Garfield Cinematic Universe, earning it a reputation as "Garfield 3" in all but name. Naturally, a small but vocal segment of the Garfield fandom disagrees, citing the film's numerous departures from classic Garfield lore and the lack of clear "Jon" or "Odie" figures. A Kickstarter campaign to fund a third film in the official Garfield canon got impressive media coverage, but ultimately failed to reach its goal."
-TVTropes, 2018
-TVTropes, 2018
You know a Grumpy Cat TV movie came out like a year ago, right?
You know when The Simpsons are watching TV and there's a trailer for an absurd fake movie and the joke is that Hollywood is stupid and produces lowest-common-denominator shit? And then, for extra comedy, they name some highly-respected actors in it?
The commercial immediately reminded me of these:
I wish Trey Parker voiced it now.
I wish Trey Parker voiced it now.
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