Lolcow Lord Shadrach -

[Null]

Lord Shadrach is not like Chris at all. Need proof?

average_discussion_thread.mp4

People in chat had more to say about him than I do. I'd like to write an expanded intro but I've only just heard of him. I thought maybe he was an old-old-old school A-Log, but the video I linked to was made on Oct 1 of 2014.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Why are you posting this thread? Can't you see this guy is literally nothing like Chris at all?

 

[Null]

Why are you posting this thread? Can't you see this guy is literally nothing like Chris at all?

Even if nothing else, he's wearing the fucking Lolcow Glasses. That's obviously reason enough.

 

[Le Bateleur]

http://vampirefreaks.com/LordShadrach

Status: Single

 

[Dr. Meme]

http://vampirefreaks.com/LordShadrach

Status: Single

Shocking

 

[UnwiseKhan]

http://vampirefreaks.com/LordShadrach

Status: Single

How could any lady resist this?

 

[Metagross]

"The reason you allow these trolls to get to you, is that number one you allow these trolls to get to you."

Makes 12 minute long video of himself yelling.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Oh man the things this guy likes on Fb are pretty great. Jesus is My #1 Doctor.
https://www.facebook.com/LordShadrach/likes

According to his profile on Askaninja.com, his interests include Creationism, Old School World Wrestling Entertainment, Chickens, and Animals Like Chickens.

Relationship Status
Single
About Me:
I am a man of many misunderstandings. As of this moment I am in college where I working on obtaining an Associates in Arts Degree in History. I am into Anime and Manga, yet I have not drawn anything in over a year. (That bothers me greatly.) I am also into the following:

Creationism, Christianity, Intelligent Design, Biology, Photography, Nature, Philosophy, Acting, Writing, Drawing, Comics, Novel Writing, Screenwriting, World Religions, Cults, Demonology, Aliens, Alien Abductions, Ghosts, Hauntings, Secret Societies, UFOs, Cryptozoology, Mythology, Angels, Film, Video/Computer Games, Anime/Manga, Cartoons, Youtube, Chickens, Rock Music, Country Music, Japanese Pop Music, Classical Music, Video Game Music, Movie/Video Game/ Television Soundtracks, People, Debates, Living in the 21st Century, World History, European History, American History, Art, Politics, Science, Literature, Nature, Old School World Wrestling Entertainment, Helping People Out, Animals like Chickens, GaiaOnline, AskANinja, and Facebook.

source.

 

[The Joker]

He doesn't have a vagina of his soul. MALE.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

That's a metric fuckton of tardrage right there.

 

[Some JERK]

He did everything but punch his camera.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Ah, that quality present in all lolcows, from our glorious namesake to this doofus: lack of self-awareness.

I'm pretty sure at least 8 out of 10 people I see daily are better than your average lolcow, by most metrics. I base this assumption on the fact that they don't parade around trumpeting their superiority to the autistic and the insane.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

That's a metric fuckton of tardrage right there.

According to his activity on Reddit, this guy is big on 2nd Amendment Rights and wants ever so much to join the military. In the meantime, he likes to dress up in his brother's old uniforms and play pretend. One suspects it might not be his port wine birthmark alone that has given recruiters pause.

One gets the feeling that Deagle Nation might be more his speed.

 

[Pikonic]

Chris Chan rants are so 2010.

 

[kcbbq]

What is with these guys and child molestor glasses?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

I NAME IS NOT
CHRISTIAN
WESTON
SOMETHING!!!!

 

[CatParty]

L-log?

 

[RP 520]

How could any lady resist this?

What is with these guys and child molestor glasses?

Well it looks like we have another guy to add to the "Autism Face" list.

Also I'm certain it was his "port-wine stain birthmark" that prevented him from enlisting, nevermind that he probably mentioned and described it in TMI detail 40 times to the recruiter.

 

[The Dude]

Let's see...pedo glasses, rapist mustache, tard rage, vacant facial expression...nope, not seeing the lolcow potential here guys.

 

[Pine Tar]

What is with these guys and child molestor glasses?

Because they are child molesters.