To kick off this thread, please enjoy the following screenshot in which you can watch him melting down over the course of 34 minutes, going from sweating at the mere thought of being on Kiwi Farms to full blown terror after working up the courage to Google search his name and finding that he was already mentioned here.
That was straight out of the lolcow playbook: oversharing, bringing attention to himself, and admitting there were "bad things" that he does and that his life would be "ruined" by them being known. Needless to say, his worst fears are becoming true and we shall be shining a light on Lorenzo and seeing just what it is he is so terrified of being called out for.
Real name: Lorenzo Allen Torres-Briggs
Tranny RP name: Sandra Ripley
Date of birth: March 21, 1995
Residence: 3510 West Market Street, Leavittsburg, Ohio 44430
Born to Monica Lynn Briggs and Porfirio C. Torres III
In yet another play out of the lolcow playbook, Lorenzo has used the same user name - Sandflapjack - almost everywhere for nearly a decade.
Going through some of these links, we can immediately see some problematic elements that are likely to be some of the "bad things" Lorenzo confessed to. We also learn that he claims to be a social justice warrior, claims to be an agender transgender, is a 4chan tripfag, has created fanfictions and art, and is obsessed with various fandoms including Pokémon, My Little Pony, Transformers, Homestuck, Steven Universe, and Team Fortress 2.
4chan
In a bio he made in 2010 at the age of 15, Lorenzo admitted that he was a 4channer. 15 years old on 4chan, that's not going to end well.
In 2011, Lorenzo had become a brony likely due to his immersion in 4chan, as evidenced by his Facebook page which became filled with My Little Pony images. His own mother once commented on one and Lorenzo claimed it was "for a friend who likes ponies."
It is unknown what his mother thought as it became obvious Lorenzo was 'clopping' to the ponies while posting questionable things like this on his Facebook and publically fantasizing about going down on Applejack.
While Lorenzo had once used Homestuck avatars and even the name of a character for his Facebook, he eventually started hating on Homestuck. Lorenzo appears to have remained a brony although he began lashing out at "pony porn artists" on Tumblr out of envy, more on that in the Tumblr section below.
It turns out that Lorenzo decided he didn't want to be anonymous on an anonymous imageboard and instead started namefagging and eventually used a trip code starting in 2013, out of fears that someone would impersonate him on the /vp/ Pokémon board. He was listed on a poll of the "worst tripfags" of 4chan.
By October 2013, Lorenzo had already built up a folder of NSFW "trap"/tranny photos.
Searching his trip code brings up a ton of posts, mostly on /vp/ but on one occasion he fucked up and didn't turn off his trip when posting on /d/, revealing that he has a fetish for "stomach deformation from huge cocks." It is likely he has many more posts on /d/ but was smart enough to turn off the trip on his other visits, don't worry though there is still plenty of problematic content that he posted under his trip on /vp/ such as this one where the 18-year-old Lorenzo talks about a Pokémon character being underage making his "girth thicker."
On that note, the 19-year-old Lorenzo was still into "lolis" as his archived Steam profile shows and there is likely many more receipts out there, such as this 2015 tweet talking about The Walking Dead's 8-13 y.o. Clementine which is skeevy if you are aware of his other comments, like the above 4chan "shameful Pokémon confession."
Perusing his post history reveals more disturbing facts along that line.
This is but a small sampling, there's a ton of content archived there that needs to be sifted through still, but you get the idea. If these are the things he was willing to say on a trip code, what was he saying while Anonymous?
Tumblr/Artwork/Fetishes/"Chumshot" webcomic
From the above we can see Lorenzo wishes Pokémon were real so he could have a "justifiable reason to fuck animals" and was looking up Pokémon porn and we know he was into My Little Pony as well. We also know he has a bunch of DeviantArts and Tumblrs, so it stands to reason he has drawn his own porn pics before and it turns out that he has indeed. He does have an account on a furry/furry porn site and of the five images he uploaded with it, two are "lewd" and one of those is his fursona (a "flamboyant blue bird" named Glamour) covered in semen. Most of his older DA drawings were crudely made shitposts to post on 4chan, the Tumblrs have things that took more effort, like this topless pic of his Skyrim orc.
The webcomic he was terrified of Tumblr and the Kiwi Farms mocking is called "Chumshot." He has been working on it for over a year and in 2016 he wanted to start working on it full-time. He doesn't appear to have posted much of it publically, this is concept art of a port and was tagged crab, space, scifi, and moon. He said his target audience was to be "hip young spoopy-loving sheevil sjw nerds."
Lorenzo has been terrified of posting about this webcomic for quite some time now and has complained that he lacked the discipline to focus on it, only rarely has he posted some sketches. Some of this fear seems to stem from the fact that he had been attacking "shitty porn artists" on Tumblr, and he was afraid he would be harassed for having a "trans and black character."
@bottomfeeder discovered more disturbing content on Lorenzo's Tumblrs, including underwear dick pics and fetish artwork one of his friends drew for him/them as well as a "lactation" pic of himself that Lorenzo drew. There was also a comic made by Glenn Garth about a threesome Lorenzo had with some fat chick (another one of his fetishes) and Glenn. It was said that Lorenzo "wouldn't stop memeing and ruining the mood" while Glenn was sucking his dick and that they were going to try "cuckholdry roleplay" but got too nervous to do it.
Just as he complained about not being able to "stick his tongue" in kids in his 4chan post, Lorenzo also discussed his disgusting pedophilia fetishes on Tumblr. In this post, Lorenzo admitted that he had a fetish for lolicon, shotacon, "cum inflation," and "stomach deformation," as we also saw from his 4chan history. In this drawing he did of himself, "loli" and "shotas" (and "poo") are some of the fetishes/interests he highlighted. One of Lorenzo's friends had once called out people who like shota as pedophiles and Lorenzo was so tempted to defend it but was scared of losing his friend after outing himself as a pedo. Lorenzo also reblogged something saying that every day is "loli appreciation day."
One of Lorenzo's friends was also into shota but even they called Lorenzo a pedophile for whatever sick shit Lorenzo was doing regarding lolis.
One thing you will notice is he loves the Touhou character Chen and has posted the memes everywhere he goes, he used an image as the background for one Tumblr and even had a Tumblr dedicated to the character and almost certainly gets off to porn of it.
Lorenzo is likely into cuckholdry as he reblogs things about it.
Lorenzo claimed to "masturbate like 15 times a day."
Lorenzo joined the Steven Universe fandom and has drawn the characters, when the harassment of Zami happened (an artist was attacked and harassed into suicide attempts over 'skinny' drawings of Steven Universe characters), Lorenzo made a wishy-washy rant about it and tried to place blame on 4chan and 8chan and not the SU fandom. It turns out that he helped participate in the harassment to some degree, by at least reblogging abuse aimed at zami. In one post he jokingly commented about how he had caused Zami's suicide.
This bit is truly bizarre considering Lorenzo's porn-filled history, he got incredibly salty on Tumblr about porn artists, perhaps he feels shame for jackin' it to ponies, pokémon, lolis, and whatever else all these years? turns out he is just easily butthurt. His old account was "mrplinkett" (it seems to have been purged prior to this thread existing) and he had been following a lot of porn artists on his various Tumblrs. An artist called Ducky supposedly said something 'transphobic' and Lorenzo attacked them and got pissed when other porn artists didn't dogpile on and instead turned out to be "dick wads" according to Lorenzo. He was triggered in part because he felt dedicated "porn artists" were "smug" and attracted channers like himself, and that their massive fanbases could be used as shields when nobodies like Lorenzo tried to start shit. He kept fighting over porn artists, and even got in a fight over Bionicles porn in which he complained that people were harassing him and his solution was to try and get everyone to use #Boobonicle to post their "sexy" NSFW Bionicles images. He complained that people were "vagueposting" about him after the incident.
Remember, he openly fantasized about fucking ponies on his Facebook, however, years later on Tumblr he began attacking "pony porn artists" and trying to belittle them, especially if they tried to "branch out." The motive for this seems to be jealousy with Lorenzo being envious that "ponyfags" were able to get big followings and money from making My Little Pony porn, which 4chan spergs like him consumed.
Despite his open admission to being into lolis, he once attacked an artist for drawing it and "horse porn," because the artist had mocked the art of one of Lorenzo's friends.
As seen in his Twitter meltdown, Lorenzo has a Tumblr friend named Sam Gillson (splendidland on Tumblr, formerly brotoad) who he has tried to save from seeing NSFW content, which is strange considering what Lorenzo puts on his own Tumblr. Sam is a tranny and Lorenzo considers Sam to be his closest friend and has known Sam for at least four years.
His other Tumblr friend named in his meltdown is Alisa (nekozneko on Tumblr). Alisa claims to be a bisexual Muslim woman from Yugoslavia. Lorenzo has traded artwork with her.
Lorenzo was afraid people would think he was trying to "piggyback off his friends for success."
Despite being terrified of having a call out post made about him, Lorenzo has also trollshielded/pedoshielded and reblogged call out posts and warnings about other pedophiles and Splatoon porn being child porn. He has also reblogged other problematic Tumblr users such as Cuteosphere/Dragondicks.
Lorenzo has admitted that he is "probably abusive" and that he was abusing someone, and was seen as an abuser on Tumblr in the past. His about me page used to say he was triggered by "severely mentally challenged people" and nursing homes.
GamerGhazi/GamerGate
Just as he feared, Lorenzo was indeed mentioned on this site in the past. He was part of the drama involving GamerGate, his friend Ryulong and the lolcow pastures known as RationalWiki and /r/GamerGhazi. For whatever reason, the deviant 4channer that is Lorenzo came down on the "anti-Gamergate" side when that shitstorm broke out in 2014. He had created his reddit account earlier that year and would eventually shitpost so much about GamerGate on the spergy /r/GamerGhazi subreddit that he was promoted to a moderator there after befriending some other loser over Team Fortress 2. It was his idea that they needed a "mascot" for their hugbox and he ended up making a shitty Cubone rip-off.
He is currently a moderator of the following subreddits:
In addition to Ryulong, as a GamerGhazi member and moderator he had other contact with notable lolcows such as Brianna Wu (who he says was "annoying as fuck" and was hated for "acting like [Wu] owned the place") and Colby Klaus, who was the "final straw" and made Lorenzo decide to leave the subreddit because Colby was a "rude ass piece of shit."
After Ryulong sperged out and left RationalWiki, Sandflapjack was upset and was one of the few autists who attempted to maintain their GamerGate pages. Almost immediately after he started heavily editing there, he began acting as a replacement Ryulong and edit warred over Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Gamergate and had to have his sysop status forcibly removed. Lorenzo also used RationalWiki as a platform to attack Jamie Walton and defend child porn advocate and literal whore Alison Rapp.
Transtrender
Lorenzo claims that he is "agender" as well as transgender and uses the fake name of Sandra Ripley (with Ripley being the surname of an Aliens character, a series he is a fan of) on some of his profiles. Lorenzo has also claimed to be pansexual. Remember also that he did admit to having a folder full of "NSFW" 'trap' images when he was posting them on 4chan, but he probably believes it is #NotAFetish.
Lorenzo fits the definition of a "transtrender" perfectly and as far as we know he does little to nothing to try to 'pass' in real life. In fact, he started drama with transgender porn star Natalie Mars after Mars had been complaining that bearded men - like Lorenzo, Jake Alley, and Mark Boyd - were establishing an ugly precedent by helping portray transgenders as freaks and loons by letting these men with no plans to transition at all speak over medically-diagnosed trans people.
This led to an insane confrontation between Lorenzo and Natalie Mars where Lorenzo became extremely butthurt that Mars was saying that neckbeards like him are a disgrace and need to fuck off from the transgender community, and he began attacking Mars and accused her "troglodyte" followers of telling him to "go cut [his] balls off" and calling him a "faggot." He then began threatening suicide and admitted that he was a "man wishing he was a tranny." He later claimed he had a "mental breakdown" over this incident and accused her of "brigading" him on his Tumblr.
As mentioned in those tweets, he made a Steam group called "Trans Fortress 2" and supposedly was constantly harassed for doing so.
Lorenzo reblogged someone's butthurt defense of the scam that is Trans Lifeline.
Lorenzo has also expressed interest in "dating trans teens."
Lorenzo also is a fan of Something Awful and Lowtax and was even a financial supporter of Shmorky.
When the Shmorky drama erupted earlier this year, Lorenzo was triggered because Lowtax used the term "tranny."
Okay, so he has a multi-year history on 4chan with some problematic and disgusting things there, he's had a history of being cast out of communities for being abusive, he's drawn pornography, he's likely into lolis, he wants to fuck animals, and he is an easily triggered transtrender. Unfortunately, something tells me that there likely is far worse out there for the "bad things" that Lorenzo admitted he does and still does in secret, as if these things that he willingly connected to his public identity aren't horrifying enough.
Unsurprisngly, Lorenzo was once complaining how he has no friends and that he thought he might fix his "medical problems" if he had some.
Lorenzo claims to have a "female feminist" girlfriend, possibly named Lana. It is unknown if this is the same one he mentioned in December 2015, but he said a GF sent him a bunch of gifts for his birthday in 2017.
to the crack team of Kiwis that were assembled to investigate this lolcow before he tried to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING. Lorenzo has so far locked down his Twitter account and deleted some of his content on Tumblr. He also asked how to make his Tumblrs private, so there is or was likely even more problematic content on those. Update: On April 10th Lorenzo began deleting as many of his profiles as he could, including his Twitter, Tumblrs, reddit, and YouTube videos.
That was straight out of the lolcow playbook: oversharing, bringing attention to himself, and admitting there were "bad things" that he does and that his life would be "ruined" by them being known. Needless to say, his worst fears are becoming true and we shall be shining a light on Lorenzo and seeing just what it is he is so terrified of being called out for.
Real name: Lorenzo Allen Torres-Briggs
Tranny RP name: Sandra Ripley
Date of birth: March 21, 1995
Residence: 3510 West Market Street, Leavittsburg, Ohio 44430
Born to Monica Lynn Briggs and Porfirio C. Torres III
In yet another play out of the lolcow playbook, Lorenzo has used the same user name - Sandflapjack - almost everywhere for nearly a decade.
http://archive.md/search/?q=sandflapjack
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sandflapjack (http://archive.md/https://twitter.com/Sandflapjack/*)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/mCuFs)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/sandflapjack/ (http://archive.md/5PdTE)
Tumblr 1: http://mrplinkett.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/http://mrplinkett.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 2: http://mineralpancake.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/http://mineralpancake.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 3: http://sandflapjack.tumblr.com (http://archive.md/http://sandflapjack.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 4: https://bkubchen.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/srWhm)
Tumblr 5: http://sandsbox.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/Zwnzc)
Tumblr 6: http://sandylikesthings.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/tdDGN)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/http://steamcommunity.com/id/sandflapjack)
Steam friends: https://archive.fo/NwuSZ
DeviantArt 1: http://general-sandflapjack.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/http://general-sandflapjack.deviantart.com/*)
DeviantArt 2: http://pokemon-drawfriends.deviantart.com/gallery/42527831/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/http://pokemon-drawfriends.deviantart.com/gallery/42527831/sandflapjack)
DeviantArt 3: http://sandflapjack.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/qT3Tv)
DeviantArt 4: http://captainshockwave.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/QG6UO)
E621: https://e621.net/post/index/1/sandflapjack https://e621.net/user/show/263306 (http://archive.md/F1Edz http://archive.md/rPPsK)
RationalWiki: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Sandflapjack (http://archive.md/oqSPp)
His "Honeycomb" forum: http://s15.zetaboards.com/Honeycomb/index/ (http://archive.md/tEbSS)
Bulbapedia: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Special:Contributions/Sandflapjack
Victory Road forum: https://archive.fo/64qiW#selection-2355.1-2421.25
Facebook 1: https://www.facebook.com/sandflapjack (https://archive.fo/sguB7)
Facebook 2: https://www.facebook.com/lorenzo.t.briggs (http://archive.md/Xcg68)
Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4009368/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/e73Hw)
His Homestuck fanfiction: http://archive.md/ELn6S
4chan Tripfag: https://archive.nyafuu.org/_/search/tripcode/!2Ze1d7IESk/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/vUsgH)
DailyMotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/WMPIf)
Twitter: https://twitter.com/Sandflapjack (http://archive.md/https://twitter.com/Sandflapjack/*)
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/mCuFs)
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/sandflapjack/ (http://archive.md/5PdTE)
Tumblr 1: http://mrplinkett.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/http://mrplinkett.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 2: http://mineralpancake.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/http://mineralpancake.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 3: http://sandflapjack.tumblr.com (http://archive.md/http://sandflapjack.tumblr.com/*)
Tumblr 4: https://bkubchen.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/srWhm)
Tumblr 5: http://sandsbox.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/Zwnzc)
Tumblr 6: http://sandylikesthings.tumblr.com/ (http://archive.md/tdDGN)
Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/http://steamcommunity.com/id/sandflapjack)
Steam friends: https://archive.fo/NwuSZ
DeviantArt 1: http://general-sandflapjack.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/http://general-sandflapjack.deviantart.com/*)
DeviantArt 2: http://pokemon-drawfriends.deviantart.com/gallery/42527831/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/http://pokemon-drawfriends.deviantart.com/gallery/42527831/sandflapjack)
DeviantArt 3: http://sandflapjack.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/qT3Tv)
DeviantArt 4: http://captainshockwave.deviantart.com/ (http://archive.md/QG6UO)
E621: https://e621.net/post/index/1/sandflapjack https://e621.net/user/show/263306 (http://archive.md/F1Edz http://archive.md/rPPsK)
RationalWiki: http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Special:Contributions/Sandflapjack (http://archive.md/oqSPp)
His "Honeycomb" forum: http://s15.zetaboards.com/Honeycomb/index/ (http://archive.md/tEbSS)
Bulbapedia: http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Special:Contributions/Sandflapjack
Victory Road forum: https://archive.fo/64qiW#selection-2355.1-2421.25
Facebook 1: https://www.facebook.com/sandflapjack (https://archive.fo/sguB7)
Facebook 2: https://www.facebook.com/lorenzo.t.briggs (http://archive.md/Xcg68)
Fanfiction.net: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/4009368/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/e73Hw)
His Homestuck fanfiction: http://archive.md/ELn6S
4chan Tripfag: https://archive.nyafuu.org/_/search/tripcode/!2Ze1d7IESk/
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/vUsgH)
DailyMotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/sandflapjack (http://archive.md/WMPIf)
Going through some of these links, we can immediately see some problematic elements that are likely to be some of the "bad things" Lorenzo confessed to. We also learn that he claims to be a social justice warrior, claims to be an agender transgender, is a 4chan tripfag, has created fanfictions and art, and is obsessed with various fandoms including Pokémon, My Little Pony, Transformers, Homestuck, Steven Universe, and Team Fortress 2.
4chan
In a bio he made in 2010 at the age of 15, Lorenzo admitted that he was a 4channer. 15 years old on 4chan, that's not going to end well.
In 2011, Lorenzo had become a brony likely due to his immersion in 4chan, as evidenced by his Facebook page which became filled with My Little Pony images. His own mother once commented on one and Lorenzo claimed it was "for a friend who likes ponies."
It is unknown what his mother thought as it became obvious Lorenzo was 'clopping' to the ponies while posting questionable things like this on his Facebook and publically fantasizing about going down on Applejack.
While Lorenzo had once used Homestuck avatars and even the name of a character for his Facebook, he eventually started hating on Homestuck. Lorenzo appears to have remained a brony although he began lashing out at "pony porn artists" on Tumblr out of envy, more on that in the Tumblr section below.
It turns out that Lorenzo decided he didn't want to be anonymous on an anonymous imageboard and instead started namefagging and eventually used a trip code starting in 2013, out of fears that someone would impersonate him on the /vp/ Pokémon board. He was listed on a poll of the "worst tripfags" of 4chan.
By October 2013, Lorenzo had already built up a folder of NSFW "trap"/tranny photos.
Searching his trip code brings up a ton of posts, mostly on /vp/ but on one occasion he fucked up and didn't turn off his trip when posting on /d/, revealing that he has a fetish for "stomach deformation from huge cocks." It is likely he has many more posts on /d/ but was smart enough to turn off the trip on his other visits, don't worry though there is still plenty of problematic content that he posted under his trip on /vp/ such as this one where the 18-year-old Lorenzo talks about a Pokémon character being underage making his "girth thicker."
On that note, the 19-year-old Lorenzo was still into "lolis" as his archived Steam profile shows and there is likely many more receipts out there, such as this 2015 tweet talking about The Walking Dead's 8-13 y.o. Clementine which is skeevy if you are aware of his other comments, like the above 4chan "shameful Pokémon confession."
Perusing his post history reveals more disturbing facts along that line.
- Lorenzo has a fetish for fat/chubby women and is possibly into "feeding" them.
- He complained that his local Pokémon scene hated him because of one "fuCKING BITch."
- Lorenzo was a frequent browser of rule34 sites and had saved many images of the mostly-underage Pokémon girls, including his favorite, Sabrina. He would sometimes post this porn on /vp/.
- Lorenzo wishes Pokémon were real so he would have a "justifiable reason to fuck animals."
- Lorenzo participated in the /vp/dex in 2013 which was a trip/namefag cancer thread that got banned by the mods and became a Skype group.
- Lorenzo invited a fat girl friend of his to /vp/dex and someone named Pink made fun of her for being fat. Lorenzo is very protective of fats and says he quit the group and later tried to rejoin, but they would not let him in because he was abusive.
- Lorenzo complained that there were "kids" he was "legally not allowed to stick [his] tongue in."
This is but a small sampling, there's a ton of content archived there that needs to be sifted through still, but you get the idea. If these are the things he was willing to say on a trip code, what was he saying while Anonymous?
Tumblr/Artwork/Fetishes/"Chumshot" webcomic
From the above we can see Lorenzo wishes Pokémon were real so he could have a "justifiable reason to fuck animals" and was looking up Pokémon porn and we know he was into My Little Pony as well. We also know he has a bunch of DeviantArts and Tumblrs, so it stands to reason he has drawn his own porn pics before and it turns out that he has indeed. He does have an account on a furry/furry porn site and of the five images he uploaded with it, two are "lewd" and one of those is his fursona (a "flamboyant blue bird" named Glamour) covered in semen. Most of his older DA drawings were crudely made shitposts to post on 4chan, the Tumblrs have things that took more effort, like this topless pic of his Skyrim orc.
The webcomic he was terrified of Tumblr and the Kiwi Farms mocking is called "Chumshot." He has been working on it for over a year and in 2016 he wanted to start working on it full-time. He doesn't appear to have posted much of it publically, this is concept art of a port and was tagged crab, space, scifi, and moon. He said his target audience was to be "hip young spoopy-loving sheevil sjw nerds."
Lorenzo has been terrified of posting about this webcomic for quite some time now and has complained that he lacked the discipline to focus on it, only rarely has he posted some sketches. Some of this fear seems to stem from the fact that he had been attacking "shitty porn artists" on Tumblr, and he was afraid he would be harassed for having a "trans and black character."
@bottomfeeder discovered more disturbing content on Lorenzo's Tumblrs, including underwear dick pics and fetish artwork one of his friends drew for him/them as well as a "lactation" pic of himself that Lorenzo drew. There was also a comic made by Glenn Garth about a threesome Lorenzo had with some fat chick (another one of his fetishes) and Glenn. It was said that Lorenzo "wouldn't stop memeing and ruining the mood" while Glenn was sucking his dick and that they were going to try "cuckholdry roleplay" but got too nervous to do it.
Just as he complained about not being able to "stick his tongue" in kids in his 4chan post, Lorenzo also discussed his disgusting pedophilia fetishes on Tumblr. In this post, Lorenzo admitted that he had a fetish for lolicon, shotacon, "cum inflation," and "stomach deformation," as we also saw from his 4chan history. In this drawing he did of himself, "loli" and "shotas" (and "poo") are some of the fetishes/interests he highlighted. One of Lorenzo's friends had once called out people who like shota as pedophiles and Lorenzo was so tempted to defend it but was scared of losing his friend after outing himself as a pedo. Lorenzo also reblogged something saying that every day is "loli appreciation day."
One of Lorenzo's friends was also into shota but even they called Lorenzo a pedophile for whatever sick shit Lorenzo was doing regarding lolis.
One thing you will notice is he loves the Touhou character Chen and has posted the memes everywhere he goes, he used an image as the background for one Tumblr and even had a Tumblr dedicated to the character and almost certainly gets off to porn of it.
Lorenzo is likely into cuckholdry as he reblogs things about it.
Lorenzo claimed to "masturbate like 15 times a day."
Lorenzo joined the Steven Universe fandom and has drawn the characters, when the harassment of Zami happened (an artist was attacked and harassed into suicide attempts over 'skinny' drawings of Steven Universe characters), Lorenzo made a wishy-washy rant about it and tried to place blame on 4chan and 8chan and not the SU fandom. It turns out that he helped participate in the harassment to some degree, by at least reblogging abuse aimed at zami. In one post he jokingly commented about how he had caused Zami's suicide.
This bit is truly bizarre considering Lorenzo's porn-filled history, he got incredibly salty on Tumblr about porn artists,
Remember, he openly fantasized about fucking ponies on his Facebook, however, years later on Tumblr he began attacking "pony porn artists" and trying to belittle them, especially if they tried to "branch out." The motive for this seems to be jealousy with Lorenzo being envious that "ponyfags" were able to get big followings and money from making My Little Pony porn, which 4chan spergs like him consumed.
Despite his open admission to being into lolis, he once attacked an artist for drawing it and "horse porn," because the artist had mocked the art of one of Lorenzo's friends.
As seen in his Twitter meltdown, Lorenzo has a Tumblr friend named Sam Gillson (splendidland on Tumblr, formerly brotoad) who he has tried to save from seeing NSFW content, which is strange considering what Lorenzo puts on his own Tumblr. Sam is a tranny and Lorenzo considers Sam to be his closest friend and has known Sam for at least four years.
His other Tumblr friend named in his meltdown is Alisa (nekozneko on Tumblr). Alisa claims to be a bisexual Muslim woman from Yugoslavia. Lorenzo has traded artwork with her.
Lorenzo was afraid people would think he was trying to "piggyback off his friends for success."
Despite being terrified of having a call out post made about him, Lorenzo has also trollshielded/pedoshielded and reblogged call out posts and warnings about other pedophiles and Splatoon porn being child porn. He has also reblogged other problematic Tumblr users such as Cuteosphere/Dragondicks.
Lorenzo has admitted that he is "probably abusive" and that he was abusing someone, and was seen as an abuser on Tumblr in the past. His about me page used to say he was triggered by "severely mentally challenged people" and nursing homes.
GamerGhazi/GamerGate
Just as he feared, Lorenzo was indeed mentioned on this site in the past. He was part of the drama involving GamerGate, his friend Ryulong and the lolcow pastures known as RationalWiki and /r/GamerGhazi. For whatever reason, the deviant 4channer that is Lorenzo came down on the "anti-Gamergate" side when that shitstorm broke out in 2014. He had created his reddit account earlier that year and would eventually shitpost so much about GamerGate on the spergy /r/GamerGhazi subreddit that he was promoted to a moderator there after befriending some other loser over Team Fortress 2. It was his idea that they needed a "mascot" for their hugbox and he ended up making a shitty Cubone rip-off.
He is currently a moderator of the following subreddits:
In addition to Ryulong, as a GamerGhazi member and moderator he had other contact with notable lolcows such as Brianna Wu (who he says was "annoying as fuck" and was hated for "acting like [Wu] owned the place") and Colby Klaus, who was the "final straw" and made Lorenzo decide to leave the subreddit because Colby was a "rude ass piece of shit."
After Ryulong sperged out and left RationalWiki, Sandflapjack was upset and was one of the few autists who attempted to maintain their GamerGate pages. Almost immediately after he started heavily editing there, he began acting as a replacement Ryulong and edit warred over Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, and Gamergate and had to have his sysop status forcibly removed. Lorenzo also used RationalWiki as a platform to attack Jamie Walton and defend child porn advocate and literal whore Alison Rapp.
Transtrender
Lorenzo claims that he is "agender" as well as transgender and uses the fake name of Sandra Ripley (with Ripley being the surname of an Aliens character, a series he is a fan of) on some of his profiles. Lorenzo has also claimed to be pansexual. Remember also that he did admit to having a folder full of "NSFW" 'trap' images when he was posting them on 4chan, but he probably believes it is #NotAFetish.
Lorenzo fits the definition of a "transtrender" perfectly and as far as we know he does little to nothing to try to 'pass' in real life. In fact, he started drama with transgender porn star Natalie Mars after Mars had been complaining that bearded men - like Lorenzo, Jake Alley, and Mark Boyd - were establishing an ugly precedent by helping portray transgenders as freaks and loons by letting these men with no plans to transition at all speak over medically-diagnosed trans people.
This led to an insane confrontation between Lorenzo and Natalie Mars where Lorenzo became extremely butthurt that Mars was saying that neckbeards like him are a disgrace and need to fuck off from the transgender community, and he began attacking Mars and accused her "troglodyte" followers of telling him to "go cut [his] balls off" and calling him a "faggot." He then began threatening suicide and admitted that he was a "man wishing he was a tranny." He later claimed he had a "mental breakdown" over this incident and accused her of "brigading" him on his Tumblr.
As mentioned in those tweets, he made a Steam group called "Trans Fortress 2" and supposedly was constantly harassed for doing so.
Lorenzo reblogged someone's butthurt defense of the scam that is Trans Lifeline.
Lorenzo has also expressed interest in "dating trans teens."
Lorenzo also is a fan of Something Awful and Lowtax and was even a financial supporter of Shmorky.
When the Shmorky drama erupted earlier this year, Lorenzo was triggered because Lowtax used the term "tranny."
Okay, so he has a multi-year history on 4chan with some problematic and disgusting things there, he's had a history of being cast out of communities for being abusive, he's drawn pornography, he's likely into lolis, he wants to fuck animals, and he is an easily triggered transtrender. Unfortunately, something tells me that there likely is far worse out there for the "bad things" that Lorenzo admitted he does and still does in secret, as if these things that he willingly connected to his public identity aren't horrifying enough.
Unsurprisngly, Lorenzo was once complaining how he has no friends and that he thought he might fix his "medical problems" if he had some.
Lorenzo claims to have a "female feminist" girlfriend, possibly named Lana. It is unknown if this is the same one he mentioned in December 2015, but he said a GF sent him a bunch of gifts for his birthday in 2017.
to the crack team of Kiwis that were assembled to investigate this lolcow before he tried to DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING. Lorenzo has so far locked down his Twitter account and deleted some of his content on Tumblr. He also asked how to make his Tumblrs private, so there is or was likely even more problematic content on those. Update: On April 10th Lorenzo began deleting as many of his profiles as he could, including his Twitter, Tumblrs, reddit, and YouTube videos.
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