Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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NOTE: This is an abridged intro to Lori and Kevin. With over two decades of drama, it's a daunting task to catalog and summarize their history. Farmers are encouraged to help improve this OP.



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:lunacy: INTRO TO LORI: Lorena "Lori" A. Cerda (born April 16, 1985), also known by her cosplay alias Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old batshit crazy cosplayer and e-thot. Originally from New York, she now lives in West Valley City, Utah with her current hostage fiancé Kevin C. Hanft and their 4 pet ferrets. She is of Chilean (father) and Irish (mother) descent and identifies as Spanish. Lori is an odd mix of trainwreck, snowflake, and horrorcow with antics ranging from benignly amusing to bizarre to outright abusive. For over two decades, Lori has earned a reputation for predatory and toxic behavior including bullying, manipulation, cheating, stalking, grifting, threatening blackmail, theft, abuse (physical, emotional, and financial), grooming minors, animal abandonment, extortion, photoshop abuse, and more.

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⭐ Here is a Lori & Kevin dictionary [LINK] and an index of topics:

- Allegations of Abandonment, Sexual Assault, & Coerced Suicide Attempt: [LINK]
- Animal Abandonment, Neglect, & Threats of Cruelty: [LINK] and [LINK]
- Art & Fanart: [LINK]
- Bullying Cosplayers: Jenna [LINK] - Usagi Seion [LINK] - Zan [LINK]
- Predatory Behavior: [LINK]
- Cheating in Cosplay Competitions: [LINK]
- Cheating in Relationships & Transphobia: [LINK]
- "Cleavage" (Pectus Excavatum): [LINK]
- Cosplay Control in Relationships: [LINK]
- "Darling in the Franxx" Skinwalking: [LINK]
- Dysfunctional Family & List of Husbands: [LINK]
- Dysfunctional Relationship Patterns: [LINK]
- Face Apps 101: [LINK]
- Feigned Exclusivity & Social Media Access: [LINK]
- Former Kou Rant: [LINK]
- Grifting WoW: [LINK]
- IG Influencer Info 101: [LINK]
- Intro to Kevin: [LINK]
- Karen-ing & Peasants: [LINK]
- Kayla "Snoozeberries" (Former Kou & Lori's Sailor Venus): [LINK]
- Kevin & Momokun: Part 1 [LINK] - Part 2 [LINK]
- Kevin the "Sexy Anime Guy": [LINK]
- Kewl Kou Klan (Lori's KKK): [LINK]
- Kitty Joins the Farms: [LINK]
- List of Companies That Have Blacklisted Lori: [LINK] & [LINK]
- List of Things Lori Claims She Originated: [LINK]
- Lori & Kevin: Overt Abuse (Part 1) [LINK] - Covert Abuse (Part 2) [LINK]
- Lurking & Typical Lori Responses: [LINK]
- Malingering & "Medical Issues": [LINK]
- Missing Teeth & No Smiling in Photos: [LINK]
- Narcissism: Hypocrisy [LINK] & "Superior" Genetics [LINK]
- "Natural" Eyelashes: [LINK]
- Pedobait & Pandering to Pedophiles: [LINK]
- Police Interventions: [LINK]
- Racism & Xenophobia: [LINK] & [LINK] & [LINK]
- Response to Scott's Testimonial: [LINK]
- Response to Transgender Comments: [LINK]
- Rikki, Kitty, & Lori: [LINK]
- "Sailor Moon" & Untreated Mental Illness(es): [LINK]
- Scott's Testimonials: [LINK]
- Shitty Gifts: [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 3): The Zero Two Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking: The Kitty Era (2017 - Now) [LINK] & [LINK]
- "Signature" Poof Pout: [LINK]
- Timeline: 2005-2017: [LINK]

Lori's hobbies include skinwalking, compulsively taking selfies, hating other women (especially "big girls"), lying, abusing Kevin, cheating on Kevin, spending Kevin's hard-earned money on frivolous weeb shit despite financial troubles, antagonizing Mariah "Momokun" Mallad, claiming she invented various things, photoshopping herself to look like questionably young anime characters, denying the use of said photoshop, pretending to be "crippled" to avoid work, neglecting animals, abandoning pets, grifting, harassing cosplayers, bragging about her “superior” genetics, getting banned from anime conventions for cheating in cosplay competitions, stalking Kitty, and acting like an egomaniacal monster.

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Kevin dropped out of college to support Lori by working a full-time job for minimum wage. She chose to attend anime conventions instead of graduating high school and is now a lewd cosplay e-girl who panders to degenerate lolicon fetishists with creepy pedobait content. Lori has a history of grooming minors to serve as minions for her physical, emotional, sexual, and financial demands so this is particularly disturbing.

This private information is unavailable to guests due to policies enforced by third-parties.


:lunacy: PHOTOSHOP ABUSE: While this is hardly one of Lori's more egregious behaviors, it's one of the most noticeable and done with the intent to deceive. At 36 years old, Lori is obsessed with looking younger than her chronological age and claims she has superior "vampire" genes that render her eternally youthful. The natural aging process directly clashes with Lori's somatic narcissism and, as you can see, Lori abuses photoshop and filters almost as much as she abuses Kevin. Despite her denial regarding the use of image editing tools, rare candid photos tell a very different story.

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"Imagine being so stupid you think we photoshop every single photo we've ever posted. Imagine being so stupid you think a photographer's edit is our own edits. We have big eyes and small noses, fight me irl lol" - Lori Kevin

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:lunacy: SKINWALKING: Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Lori is an otherkin with a long history of skinwalking that started around 2000. When the real world contradicts Lori's delusions of grandeur, she opts to be a cartoon character rather than face reality.

- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [
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- Skinwalking (Part 3): The Zero Two Years [LINK]


In 2001, Lori claimed to be the “real life” Usagi from the anime Sailor Moon.

Lori cosplaying as Usagi in 2004.
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Lori’s most recent skinwalking “identity” is Zero Two from Darling in the Franxx.

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Lori as the "real life" Zero Two
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"Lori [age 33] and I as Hiro and ZeroTwo. We had fun running around the movie theater in our costumes xD" - Kevin in 2018 (age 25)
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:lunacy: MENTAL HEALTH: It's likely that Lori struggles with mental illness(es) because her actions are clearly not those of a healthy person. That said, Lori has historically refused to take responsibility for actions or seek psychological treatment despite countless instances of people pleading for her to get professional help. By repeatedly capitalizing on the pain of others, Lori reinforces harmful societal stigmas about psychological disorders and insults people who fight to overcome the very real burdens of mental illness. When an adult uses mental health, trauma, or past victimization as an excuse to harm others, it is called an abuse excuse and abuse excusers can go fuck themselves.

Lori seems to have no interest in changing her behavior, addressing her issues, or making amends for her past actions. Therefore, people deserve to know that Lori is a predator. She has a long and documented history of being physically, psychologically, and financially abusive as well as sadistic, manipulative, deceitful, and remorseless.

“But see thats why I have always been cocky and confident about my age. Unlike most people I dont need to abuse filters. No. Im just really adorable and I have bomb light in my apartment. Accept that some people are genetically blessed. Why do people rage so much over beauty? The haters are trying really hard lately but it just fuels my vampire blood that I’m on your mind this early in the morning. For fucks sake my fiance thought I was 22 when he met me.” - Lori, 2019
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"Woot! I know im pretty thank you :biggrin: no wonder why people steal my pics :biggrin: i think they need to get a life. seriously. i already have to deal with people like zan, usagi dumpling trying to be me. i know they will never reach my level but then these idiots obsess so much they start using my pics and fucking with my image. But now i finally have something that wil scarre them away. i think ive been good cause lately ive got some good karma. hahaa guess what ive been doing the same. im using your stupid pics now what do you think? im sending them to old perverts. LOL. now YOU will see how funny it is to use pics that arent you." - Lori, 2008
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"Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesn't give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up on OF [OnlyFans], these girls get a wrinkle." - Lori, 2021
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:lunacy: KEWL KOU KLAN: Kou is pronounced like "ko" and means "light" in Japanese. Around 2004, Lori created a cosplay group called the Kewl Kou Klan to indulge her Sailor Moon delusions and camouflage her predatory behavior. She groomed and used KKK members to bankroll her parasitic lifestyle, serve as minions, act as her Sailor Moon supporting cast, and harass others as her personal army.

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:lunacy: ALLEGATIONS: At an anime convention in the early 2000s, Lori’s 2nd husband Luis allegedly got a 16-year-old cosplayer drunk and raped her. Lori then allegedly laughed in the victim's face and encouraged her to commit suicide. Thankfully, the minor was eventually hospitalized and survived. Lori also abandoned a teenager with special needs alone in the city of Baltimore at night. Fortunately, the teen was eventually found safe. No charges were ever filed for these incidents and Lori has expressed no remorse for her sociopathic actions. According to Lori, it got "blown out of proportion" and "shit happens." [LINK]


:lunacy: KEVIN: Recent Lori drama involves her 27-year-old fiancé Kevin Hanft from Utah. They started dating in November 2017 and it's been a shitshow ever since. Their relationship is rife with mutual abuse including physical violence, property destruction. threats of animal cruelty, suicide attempts, suicide threats, cheating, emotional abuse, extortion, and more.

Lori is a bitterly jealous person with a history of controlling and punishing her partners for interacting with people she doesn't like. For Kevin, this includes most women, any friends who try to save him from Lori's abuse, and even Hanft family members who speak out against Lori. Lori once threatened to blackmail Kevin with false rape accusations. On another occasion, Lori coerced Kevin into self-injuring his leg to prove his loyalty to her. Some of their arguments have required intervention by the police and Kevin’s family but, despite all this, Kevin continues to defend Lori.

- Introduction to Kevin [LINK]
- Lori and Kevin: Overt Abuse [LINK]
- Lori and Kevin: Covert Abuse [LINK]

Before Lori & After Lori
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A visual summary of their unhealthy relationship.
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"Ass Handles"
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"If you're proud to post this selfie. I hope you're proud to show this as well. About how fucking crazy she [Lori] made you. And the things she made you do so you could stay friends with other girls." - Mariah Mallad (aka Momokun)
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Original Picture: "I did this in order to stay friends with jade to prove I didn't like her that way. And she [Lori] never seems to show concern when i get hurt..." - Kevin
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:lunacy: LORI & KEVIN INFO :lunacy:

Name: Lorena A. Cerda
Nicknames: Lori, Usagi Kou / UsagiKou, Usa, Shuvi, Iota
Skinwalking Identity: Zero Two from DitF, possibly Saber from Fate series
Birthday: April 16, 1985 (Age: 36)
Hometown: Port Washington, New York
Heritage: Chilean (father) & Irish (mother)
Occupation: Failed E-Thot (aka Lewd Cosplay "Model")
Height: 5' 0" (152 cm)

Name: Kevin C. Hanft
Nicknames: AdollaSkye, Skye, Krook3dKev / KrookedKev, Riku
Imposed Skinwalking Identity: Katsuki Bakugo from My Hero Academia, possibly Gilgamesh from Fate series
Birthday: October 13, 1993 (Age: 27)
Hometown: Sandy, Utah
Occupation: Voluntarily Unemployed E-Beggar & Stay At Home Ferret Dad
Height: 6' 1.5" (187 cm)
Gender & Sexual Orientation: Nonbinary Demisexual

⭐ Kevin accidentally leaked their address. Oops. [LINK]

Current Address: 3810 South Redwood Road, West Valley City, UT 84119

(Possible Apartment Number: 2015)

Lori’s Social Media
- Amazon Wish List:
https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1K5H3M8IH92VA/?ref_=lol_ov_le
- Facebook (Personal): https://www.facebook.com/LoriLewd
- Facebook (Public): https://www.facebook.com/iota02/
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iota_zerotwo/
- OnlyFans: https://onlyfans.com/monstergirl (https://archive.vn/fknCl)
- Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/LoriLewd (https://archive.vn/cSNAp)
- Twitter: https://twitter.com/iota_zerotwo (https://archive.ph/zbZjo)

Kevin's Social Media
- Facebook (Personal): https://www.facebook.com/kevin.hanft.5
- Facebook (Public): https://www.facebook.com/adollaskye
- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/adollaskye/
- Engagement Video (Anime Expo, July 2019): https://www.instagram.com/p/BzwvIZGD9My/

Articles & Links About Lori
- Fandom Wank: https://archive.md/BYoKq & http://archive.md/x9KH2
- Reddit: https://archive.fo/BZrUC (Advice) & http://archive.md/tuJKS (Drama)
- Sailor Moon PockyBox: http:/www.sm.mypockybox.com/drama.php (http://archive.md/TtXgZ)
- TGTN Usagi Kou Rant: https://tgtncomic.tumblr.com/post/57192523712/long-rant-on-usagi-kou (https://archive.vn/pqvbP)

Lori's Lolcow.farm Threads
Thread 1: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/24583.html (https://archive.vn/alxRv)
Thread 2: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/54057.html (https://archive.vn/MwzSh)
Thread 3: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/67368.html (https://archive.vn/Y9ek8)
Thread 4: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/84714.html (https://archive.vn/57mSx)
Thread 5: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/119140.html (https://archive.vn/FzRf7)
Thread 6: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/132036.html (https://archive.ph/LDV0n)
Thread 7: https://lolcow.farm/w/res/140775.html (https://archive.ph/SgWog)

Companies That Have Blacklisted Lori:
- Aradani Studios
- Bisou Lovely
- Lewd Complex

 
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StrawberryDouche

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Both OPs you wrote are fairly well executed, writing wise. The first one has a funnier flair and is a more enjoyable read. Is there a reason you didn't take suggestions to polish it up and spoiler the various information sets? It has 5 pages of posts. It's a shame it's languishing there but for some work to the OP.
 

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The Encyclopedia Dramatica link is giving me a page can't be found message.
ED wen't down again for the 234872386734529th time, so they are SLOWLY getting their aticles back up

Also the link in OP is wrong to begin with, its https://encyclopediadramatica.wiki/ they haven't use .rs in a while, and no, Usagi's article isn't up yet, i checked.
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Both OPs you wrote are fairly well executed, writing wise. The first one has a funnier flair and is a more enjoyable read. Is there a reason you didn't take suggestions to polish it up and spoiler the various information sets? It has 5 pages of posts. It's a shame it's languishing there but for some work to the OP.

Thanks for the input - I'll keep editing to make it more engaging. Help from other users is very welcome to improve the OP. There are many eloquent and witty members on this forum who would do a far better job with the material. I've also added this addendum to the OP:

Edit: This post is a very basic and abridged introduction to Lori. With two decades worth of drama, it is a daunting task to catalog and summarize Lori's history. I modified the previous drafts of this OP for accuracy and clarity. With Null’s new Postcard Rule regarding content, I hope this simple overview can serve as a starting point. Fellow Kiwis are encouraged to help improve and edit this OP.

Since Encyclopedia Dramatica is having technical difficulties, here's a screenshot of Lori's old page.

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Ronnie Rocket

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Syaoran Li

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I've been wondering when we'd see a thread on Lori leave the Prospering Grounds. Usagi Kou is probably the most extreme example of a Web 1.0 lolcow having a major comeback in the present day.

Sad part is that she went even further off the deep end and is now an abusive psycho.
 

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When Mariah “moo” “cumlube” Malad is the voice of reason, you know your life is fucked. Is there more to this cow crossover cat fight?
I am unsure if Moomoo and Lori have more to this than the jab taken at Kevin for not taking the steps to save himself from her. Considering Kevin and Lori met at a con, maybe Moo was just an online mutual in the cosplay community and one of many people who were concerned as they watched Kevin's abuse go down and learned more and more details (blocking all women, cutting self,etc) ? I feel if there was more connections between Lori and Moomoo it would be rather well documented. But as I said, I'm unsure.

On another note, I'm genuinely excited to see where this thread will go! Usagi/Lori is no doubt a fascinating individual that deserves more discussion. Discussion that is no doubt getting neglected due to being an early internet lolcow with quite a bit of lore and such that needs to be neatly laid out.
 

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It seems that there’s trouble in paradise once again. Big surprise. Unfortunately for Lori and her fiancé Kevin, feuding like catty schoolgirls is a common occurrence. Fortunately for us, though, it presents an opportunity to witness Lori's dramatics and batshittery in vivo. Behold the dysfunction:

:lunacy: Earlier today, Lori de-friended Kevin (@adollaskye) on Instagram as she is wont to do during fights. [A quick reminder - Lori (age 35) and Kevin (age 27) are chronologically adults.]

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Lori then took to Facebook to air her grievances:

“If someone does something stupid that upsets or hurts you but refuses to change / listen, but then gets offended when you don’t want to be intimate, shouting ‘withholding’. What is that? Because I think that’s not listening and it’s probably time to walk away.” - Lori

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When Lori’s minions came to her rescue and accused Kevin of gaslighting, he decided to publicly defend himself - a bold yet increasingly rare move by him:

“this is an utter lie and shes doing this as bait. i took her out all day and begrudgingly asked if we were ever going to do it again and she said no and i said okay and thats how that went. like i take her out all day, spend all my money on her and rub her back for hours every day. i literally try my very best to be the best boyfriend possible and this is the reward i get. im done being shamed by this abuser. I’M A GOOD FUCKING PERSON” - Kevin

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And so the dance continues.

As seen in the OP, Lori has abused Kevin physically, emotionally, and financially throughout their relationship. Like many predators, Lori follows a fairly predictable cycle of abuse in her relationships - tension building, exploding, and honeymooning.

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Following past "explosions," Kevin has been quick to publicly honeymoon. This involves Kevin singing Lori’s praises across social media while accusing his ever-dwindling support system of misunderstanding the situation. From there, Kevin usually engages in help-reject behavior and scolds said support system for daring to speak the truth about who or what Lori really is - a monster. Lori's OnlyFans handle @MonsterGirl is alarmingly appropriate. Will Kevin remain in this unhealthy cycle or finally break free from Lori? Will Lori continue to act like a sociopathic thundercunt or will she unexpectedly develop a conscience? Stay tuned.
 
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It seems that there’s trouble in paradise once again. Unfortunately for Lori and her fiancé Kevin, this is a common occurrence. Fortunately for us, though, it presents an opportunity to observe Lori’s dramatics in vivo. Earlier today, Lori de-friended Kevin (@adollaskye) on Instagram as she is wont to do during fights. She then took to Facebook to air her grievances:

“If someone does something stupid that upsets or hurts you but refuses to change/listen, but then gets offended when you don’t want to be intimate, shouting ‘withholding’. What is that? Because I think that’s not listening and it’s probably time to walk away.”

When Lori’s minions came to her rescue and accused Kevin of gaslighting, he decided to publicly defend himself:

“this is an utter lie and shes doing this as bait. i took her out all day and begrudgingly asked if we were ever going to do it again and she said no and i said okay and thats how that went. like i take her out all day, spend all my money on her and rub her back for hours every day. i literally try my very best to be the best boyfriend possible and this is the reward i get. im done being shamed by this abuser. I’M A GOOD FUCKING PERSON”

As seen in the OP, Lori has abused Kevin physically, emotionally, and financially throughout their relationship. Like many predators, Lori follows a fairly predictable cycle of abuse in her relationships - tension building, exploding, and honeymooning. Following past explosions, they have been quick to publicly honeymoon. This usually involves Kevin singing Lori’s praises across social media while accusing his ever-dwindling support system of misunderstanding the situation and failing to help him. Will Kevin continue the cycle or finally break free from Lori? Stay tuned. [Lolcow.farm Thread #5]


Their relationship is an absolute shitshow. It blows my mind that people can post these relationship meltdowns publicly and then just...go back to being a couple again? And apparently this has happened multiple times. It sounds like such a miserable existence.
 

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Yes, all of Lori’s relationships have been complete and utter shitshows. Each one inevitably implodes due to her cheating, freeloading, and generally psychopathic behavior. For example, below is the transcription of a testimonial written by Lori’s 3rd “Mamo-chan” and ex-boyfriend Scott [LINK]. I'll get to work on a comprehensive article about Lori’s convoluted relationship history but, in the meantime, Scott's statement illustrates many of Lori’s predatory behavior patterns including:

* sadfishing with tales of woe like a Dickensian orphan
* entitlement and narcissism
* a forced or coerced engagement
* intense jealousy of other women
* making people to walk on eggshells lest she tantrum like a small child
* preying upon the goodwill of others with a parasitic lifestyle
* disregard for the welfare or boundaries of other people
* a devastating allergy to employment
* cheating, stealing, and chaos manufacturing
* insatiable need for attention with "back of hand on forehead" levels of histrionics
* "Our break up was a really nasty one that involved me calling the cops on her at their place because on the phone it sounded like she was going to cut herself..." Police intervention during an argument and threats of suicide? Hmm, that sounds familiar.

“I met her [Lori] in January [2004]. I was introduced to her by a mutual acquaintance, and we had started talking on the phone. She seemed nice enough, so I asked if I could come visit her that weekend. She agreed, and I spent 2 nights at her place. I later found out she was staying at a friend's place that she barely paid rent for.

For a while everything was good. I loved her and she seemed genuinely nice.

Then Katsucon 2004 comes around and it's Valentine's day weekend. After hearing what she had supposedly been through in the past, I felt sorry for her, so the evening of Valentine's day I bought her some jewelry from the gift shop of the hotel because that's all there was around and that's all I could afford at the time. It matched her Serenity costume. I surprised her with it, and not ONCE did I even get a thank you for it.

That entire weekend was horrible because all she could do was tell me I wasn't good enough whenever I made a "mistake" around her. If I said "hi" to any other girl, if I didn't stay on her heels the entire time and things like that. I was basically her slave and if I didn't perform, I was put down.

So that continued for a while. Whenever she didn't get what she wanted out of me, she got upset at me. That's something that never stopped happening while we were together.

After we got back from the con, she got sick and ended up staying an extra week before I took her back home. I took care of her that entire week while she was in my dorm room. I bought her medicine, slept on the floor, brought her food, let her sleep, and never got a thank you for that either.

So things eventually get to the point where she moves back in with her parents. From what she's told me, that household never really was stable, and I believed her. I'd never been there, so how could I question it?

So while she was at home, all she could talk about was how batshit insane her mother was and that things hadn't gotten any better from when she was kicked out of the house. So, being sympathetic like I am, I said if you absolutely have to get away from that house, let me know and you can go and stay at my place with my parents until you can get yourself back on your feet. Little did I know that in her mind she took that as an open invitation to just move on in indefinitely.

From what I heard, she cooked up another scheme to get me to believe she was being kicked out AGAIN, and that she needed to get to my place. That morning I called my mom and told her she needed to pick up Lori at Penn Station NYC with her cat. Mom basically dropped everything SHE was doing so she could.

We got her settled in and relaxed, and assured her that things would be ok eventually. After her staying here for a few weeks, she began demanding that I come home from school practically every weekend just to see her. School is a 3 hour drive away from home.

Not fun.

But what choice did I have? If I didn't, she would throw a tantrum and I didn't want my parents to have to deal with that. I gave in to most everything she did so my parents wouldn't have to put up with her attitudes. At this point, they're getting mad at ME because I need to be at school to get my work done. I silently was agreeing with them, but if I didn't do what she wanted, I knew there'd be nasty consequences.

Eventually, the school year ended and I was at home for the summer
[2004]. I resumed my job at a garage door business that I held the year before, and I was making substantial amounts of money each week. She knew this, knew how much I was making, and decided that since we were together, I should be spending most if not all of my money on her and anything she wanted to do.

Over 300 dollars a week... gone, by the end of the week. It was always something; jewelry, movies, out to eat, out for dessert, any other sort of thing she wanted, trips to the city, trips to a friend's place...


She never bothered getting a car or a license... or even a job, but we made her get a job eventually. However she only requested part time, and quit after three months. During that time though, she was forced to take a NJ transit bus to work because both myself and my parents were working full time and we couldn't take her.

However there were at least 3 times where she missed the bus (sometimes I wonder if it was on purpose) and she would call me to tell me, and I would in turn have to call one of my parents who would be in the middle of driving to work to turn around, drive back home, pick her up, drop her off at her job (which was WAY out of the way for either of my parents), and then start driving back to work.

Dad blew up at ME the last time it happened. He can be a very patient man, but he was losing it. As was my mom and myself at this point.

By now, it's beginning to be the end of the summer
[2004] and Otakon is approaching she decides she wants a moonstone ring for her Princess Serenity costume. I figured fine, we're both cosplayers, I understand she wants to be elaborate and accurate as possible. So we go to a little jewelry place that's near some outlet stores.

After looking for almost an hour, she decides on one and I pay for it then it turns out it needs to be re-sized because it's too big. (And I just found out TODAY that the re-sizing fee actually DOUBLED the total price.) So we go to pick it up a couple days later.

As soon as we get into the car, the first words out of her mouth are 'So this is an engagement ring, right???' At this point in the relationship I was agreeing with her just to keep her quiet and happy. So I had to find the right words that kept her happy but didn't dig myself any deeper into staying with her, and of course, when she didn't hear a simple yes she got upset and depressed.

Why? because she didn't get what she wanted.

I put up with this type of bullshit continuously, and at Otakon it just exploded. She wanted me to fuck her brains out one night so she kicked everyone out. She then said that she wanted it to be a quickie so they wouldn't be forced to wait long. I said 'look, if I'm going to do anything like that with you, I want to take my time doing it and not just do it rough and quick like some 20 dollar whore,' because I thought better of her so she gets all butt hurt that I won't give in again, and I try to explain the meaning behind what I said, and it escalates to the point where she basically said 'fuck your entire family'.

I'm sorry, but my family comes FIRST. ABOVE all else.

So I just glared at her, got up and headed out then she called me back to give me the stupid ring back. I took it, seeing as how she acted like she didn't want it any more, and then left.

I found everyone else and we headed out of the hotel. I didn't say anything, I was too pissed and I didn't stay with everyone else the rest of that night.

I distanced myself because I didn't want them to be affected by it. So eventually one of them finds me in the middle of downtown Baltimore and we start talking about what she did. We continued walking over to the harbor talking about it, and we both share experiences like this that we've both had, and at this point, I cared so little about my own well being that I was standing on the edge of the sidewalk looking into the water and almost let myself fall face first into it. My friend had to grab my shirt and pull me back from the edge because he saw what was happening

So eventually I felt like going back to the hotel room, and at this point it's already 3 in the morning or so. All this started around 11 or midnight. So we went back and found a couple members of the group from earlier in the hallway, and I learned that the others were let in by Lori so she could bitch and moan to them about what I had done.

So I start telling everything I told my friend to the others there in the hallway. They listened and agreed with what I was saying, and I felt like I had more people on my side. So I felt somewhat better.

So, the time came for me to return to school. While I'm at school, I had my own bedroom in a sort of apartment type set up. She knew this, so she took full advantage of it. She took every opportunity she could to come and see me for as long as she wanted and each time it was longer than the college allowed... 2 weeks or so. They barely allow ONE week.

So if I had been found out, I could've been permanently expelled, but it didn't matter to her.

Now, unfortunately, an instance occurred that I'm not too proud of. I began conversing with another girl that made me feel so much better about myself, like I was an actual human being and not some sort of trophy and I let my emotions for her take control of my rational thinking, and I eventually went to visit her for a weekend and cheated on Lori. I never had intercourse with that girl, but we did hook up frequently. I've never thought highly of myself at all after that point.

On my way home, Lori calls me and starts talking as though someone's informed her of what I'd done. I panicked of course, and lied and said it never happened. Which made me feel even worse, but I was SCARED of Lori. Scared of what she could do to me mentally, turn all my friends against me, make my parents's lives a living hell. She was quite capable of this.

So things seemed to blow over for a while, then one night she calls me to tell me she found out someone had pictures. Which amazed me seeing as how anyone that we were around never had a camera on them. So I rush home to try and explain myself.

After that things once again seemed to cool down, but she never let me forget what I had done. She couldn't move on with things even a little bit.

So Christmas
[2004] comes, and what a nightmare that turned out to be. We always go to a Christmas eve service, and I told her that, but as soon as I was getting ready to leave, she did what she always does and pushed my buttons, played with my emotions to try and get me to stay home from church probably because she wanted me alone so we could have sex, and when I refused to stay home, she once again put herself in a funk and refused to do anything...not even talk to me.

The next day, we're opening presents and my parents had bought her NUMEROUS items. (They felt sorry for her because she always said that her family never really celebrated any holidays. So we wanted to change that for her.) Mom bought her a RIDICULOUS nail manicure set and the only thank you that she got for it was because I whispered in Lori's ear for her to say it.

So from December
[2004] to January [2005] was spent trying to figure out where she was going to move to. Once we had decided, we packed all her stuff up and drove her out there. This was Michi and Ruka's place. (I'm sure you've heard all about that.)

Well, during March
[2005], I came and visited them once or twice, and during that time Lori was living there. Our break up was a really nasty one that involved me calling the cops on her at their place because on the phone it sounded like she was going to cut herself and about a week after that she came to my room to get her stuff and ended up staying 5 hours trying to get me to take her back, which was all a lie.

She never meant anything she said that night but she was crying her eyes out and throwing herself at me, which made me want to vomit but I ignored all of it. A few times she tried throwing herself on my lap and kissing me as hard as she could, to which I responded by grabbing her and throwing her to the floor. I was losing control, very badly.

No one has ever brought out my dark side, except for her.

All of that break up stuff happened in the middle of January
[2005]. She even made a trip with Michi and Ruka and was able to get into my room and STOLE some of my property... namely my game boy advance sp and one of my shirts. If it hadn't been for Michi and Ruka being there, she would've taken my laptop as well.

So, moving back on to March
[2005]...

I visited a couple times. Lori was there and each time I was there, she'd wait until everyone was in bed and then she'd come up to me and whine and beg and plead for us to spend the night as though things were like they used to be... meaning she wanted sex again.

Now, mind you, it's the middle of the night. I'm tired, and it's a 3 hour drive back to school from their place. It had snowed, and they live up in the mountains. I had a choice of giving in or getting in my car and probably not making it back to school alive. So unfortunately I gave in.

From what I heard later, this was actually a plot of hers to try and either get me back or ruin my life because I believe it was Ruka that told her she needed to stop acting that way, to which she responded 'Oh Ruka, don't try and ruin all my fun!'

I caught wind of this and said I'd never go back there and then a month later in April was when Michi and Ruka came out with everything they had to say and Ender as well
[the Kou Coup in April 2005].

Now, as for the latest drama with the ring...

Now that you know the story behind the ring, I think you can understand she's full of shit when she says I STOLE it from her, when actually I took it back from Michi and Ruka when they found it laying around after she left for San Diego. I was the one who paid for it. I even got the transaction records for it today as proof and you know what? She's wrong. It was 60. And now she's claiming it's HER ring and that I'M twisting the truth when I made that public post last night in my journal.

She called me one night during this past fall while we were on somewhat good terms. She was talking to me like everything was ok between us, and I was responding just as well I guess, she didn't seem like she had anything against me.

So I find out that she's actually working me to the point where she ended up trying to get me to take her back. AGAIN. It started off with 'So how can I put this in words that won't freak you out..'. I knew right then what she was going to say and then she said it.

'Have you ever had any thoughts of getting back together with ME?' And before that, she proceeds to butter me up by saying she's always thought highly of me no matter what, there's just something about me that all her other relationships never had, etc. etc., blah blah.

So as soon as she asked that question, I hung up on her and proceeded to remember EVERYTHING she put me, my family and my friends through, and ended up in hysterics for about 2 hours. The fact that she would want to put me through that all over again was too much for me and I felt helpless because I'd never be able to get her out of my life.


After we had split, I find out from a NUMBER of sources that she actually in fact HAD cheated on me after sooooooo many claims she hadn't, and she had done it only a month into our relationship... Even before Katsucon 2004.” - Scott

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The Controversial Ring
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:lunacy: Scott later sold Lori's infamous $60 moonstone "engagement" ring on Ebay and had this to say [LINK]:

"This is for you lori, you pathological liar with borderline personality disorder and all of her brownnosers. NONE of you know the situation, so keep your airheaded comments to yourself. I paid for that fucking thing after being HOUNDED for a moonstone ring that she wanted for cosplay purposes. Yes it WAS 60 dollars because I specifically remember the price tag reading 57.99. I even had to pay to have it re-sized to what it is now, so in actuality it's MORE than 60. Whatever, I don't care. Yes, I DID lose it because I misplaced it when I TOOK IT BACK from where you were living. I didn't STEAL ANYthing. Did you pay for it?? No? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP. I honestly don't care if you're the one that bought it back. You were ungrateful for having that ring because when I said it wasn't an engagement ring you got depressed. So, based on what we have here, you've got no right to make any type of complaint about this. You would've paid me for it if I found it earlier, huh? I highly doubt that seeing as how you couldn't pay for it in the first place since the only job you even bothered getting never lasted more than three months, yet you wanted it so badly. You can have your ring back, but you can take your twisted logic and your false sympathy and shove it waaaaaaay up your demented ass.

EDIT - For your information, bitch, my mom paid for about 200 dollars worth of material for costumes you made, Endymion included, and you NEVER paid her back ANY of it. Plus you made it on HER sewing machine, and if she didn't have one I don't think there would've been costumes in the first place. Yeah, it belongs to me, so just shut your sewer hole.
"

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LoveYouLongTime

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Lol, I thank you for this thread. The lolcow one is unbearable to keep up with, though it's hilarious when Kevin and Lori show up to defend themselves.

She's another person who reads the mean things said about them on the internet then dances to prove it wrong. She's obsessed with looking like she's a young "smolbean" yet plenty of people have posted photos of her from conventions that shows otherwise. She's not unattractive for her age, but she definitely looks nothing like what she photoshops.

I am curious about the years she went quiet on the internet. Allegedly, she got married so I can only wonder what it was like and what went wrong(aside from her being crazy).
 

2020chan

Momokun the Relentless
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When Mariah “moo” “cumlube” Malad is the voice of reason, you know your life is fucked. Is there more to this cow crossover cat fight?
My thoughts exactly. Even with Moo groping people like a sped, I've never heard claims of her being this psycho. She's a whole other breed of costhot.
I've never heard of this Usagi chick before, but man! What a doozy! She is absolutely batshit. The kind of person to ruin an event for an entire group, because she's not getting enough attention.
How does she find these weak, pussyboy guys? Who puts up with this shit? It's pretty obvious that she uses sex to control them, rather than actually wanting to be intimate with them. It's 50/50 control and validation. Just a tool to gain those two things. But if she's withholding sex, why the fuck would they stay? It's possibly her only redeeming quality and it can't be that great, not enough to put up with months to years of extremely draining bullshit. Especially if it's not frequent.

Lol at her trying to wear Belle Delphine's skin to soak up simp bucks.
 

OhGodHowDidThisGetHere

Learn high fashion or die losers
True & Honest Fan
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Concerning Momokun, it looks like she is/was Kevin’s friend on Facebook approximately 2-3 years ago. Screenshots show that she was involved in previous interventions with his family and police to help him escape from Lori. I admittedly don’t know much about Mariah Mallad, her relationship to Kevin, or potential involvement in Usagi Kou drama so I’ll go read up on her. I've included 5 transcribed screenshots featuring this cosplay cow crossover.

If you’re proud to post this selfie. I hope you’re proud to show this as well. About how fucking crazy she made you. And the things she made you do so you could stay friends with other girls.
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Kevin unhide my fucking comments. Let them see what she caused you!
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Kevin I kept my mouth shut so long. We all did. But I’m not keeping quiet about this monster anymore. We all heard her, we heard the fear in your voice, we heard you cry. There’s no excuse you can give us.
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Kevin, I’m beyond disappointed. I cannot believe your mother let that crazy person even near you. After all that we did. After getting the police involved. After contacting your mother while I was in Portland, telling her how scared we all were. I’m just so shocked. Kevin LOOK AT YOU. You look sick. This isn’t okay. We’ve done everything we can. But you’ve let this monster back into your life and your once again going to go down a dark hole. We were all on the phone while we heard her screaming like a banshee at you threatening to kill her self if you left. EVEN THE COPS SAID ‘Get out of here.’
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I think it’s the complete fucking opposite. I think Lori is a complete psycho path. And has everyone fooled. We were the ones who got Kevin out of there. I was the one who contacted his parents… She’s a fucking psycho. I was on the phone while she was screaming about killing herself while the police were there.
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Android raptor

"an honest-to-God BPD womanchild misanthrope"
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Is there any info on what she was doing from the time between her classic drama til the other farms rediscovered her? I remember even hearing rumors around 2011-ish that she'd gotten on some meds and chilled out, though I have no idea if there was any truth to that and even if there is she's certainly not now. Also, are there other records of her drama from back in the day? Beyond what's been covered at the various farms or her ED page anyway.

Lori is an interesting cow because she's been documented even longer than people like Chris and Phil. Unfortunately she's probably more harmful than they are. I wonder how much longer she'll be able to keep this up, she isn't getting any younger but like people like Zoey Quinn I think she had a knack for finding and manipulating easy targets.
 

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