Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[2020chan]

IG User: "I'm sweatin' over here w/ your pro logic. Have you ever peed on momokuns suit" *

Lori Kevin: "Glad you people aren't under going to peoples professionally promoted posts or anything. Glad you don't want to see people eat and do good in life. "

[* There's a rumor with circumstantial evidence that, during an argument, Kevin grabbed Lori's beloved red Zero Two costume, threw in the bathtub, and peed on it as an act of defiance. A few anons on Lolcow.farm reported that they saw a Facebook update about this incident. Unfortunately, the post was quickly deleted quickly without screencaps. The red Zero Two suit, however, was never seen again on Lori's social media...]

I want this to be true so bad. It's fucking hilarious if it actually happened.

 

[BoredHermit]

At first I felt kind of sorry for Kevin, because I thought, he'd stay with her out of mere desperation and low self-esteem.

But having read those last couple of posts...
Whew, they really deserve each other.

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

Totally. He's delusional. But one thing: Lori fucks for roof... always has and always will. As soon as Kevin can't provide an apartment, Lori's moving on to one of the guys she's kept on the backburner. The only person potentially ending up "in a ditch" is Kevin all by his lonesome.

I don't think it will happen but IF she starts making enough from her OF to provide for herself she will instantly drop him (hell she already hid her relationship status after starting OF). But it will never happen, and I doubt she'd find herself a new man who wouldn't fuck her once and leave, because she's already old and a known psychopath, some guys would tolerate a pretty psycho but she's not pretty so she's not worth the trouble.

On the other hand Kevin's life would significantly improve if he kicked her out. I have no hope for him but he still has a chance to turn his life around.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

LORI AND KEVIN UPDATE

Lori is still silently cowering behind her human shield Kevin who continues to white knight on her behalf.

"Maybe I should stream to show people how normal my life really is. Lori sleeps most of the day and does her photos and I chill at my desk playing / scouring the internet for good deals or im doing my own photos or piecing outfits together. I desperately need to do a day in the life video so people understand. I can only imagine what people think, I left the radar alone for years and they speak in code, only referencing memes about us they've made. They really think im out here peeing on her costumes and tried making fun of me for not having insurance. Yall in cali and vegas got some whack ass friends. This is the weirdest way to insult someone I've ever heard. I know exactly who's doing it too, so much for anon." - Kevin



There's so much to address here but let's keep it simple. You know what, Kevin? You're right - a "day in the life" video about you and Lori would be helpful. I genuinely endorse this idea and look forward to understanding more about you two in the future.

Spoiler: The "Peed On The Suit" Rumor

[LINK] There's a longstanding rumor about Lori and Kevin concerning a red cosplay suit. Zero Two, a main character from Darling in the Franxx and Lori's current skinwalking identity, wears a signature red suit. This cosplay was clearly one of Lori's favorites and there are countless pictures of her wearing this beloved outfit on her social media.





The alleged incident occurred during an argument. Kevin reportedly grabbed Lori's red Zero Two costume, threw in the bathtub, and defiantly peed on it. Anons over on Lolcow.farm stated that they saw a Facebook post from one of them referencing the incident but it was quickly deleted before any screencaps could be taken. Since that alleged Facebook post, Lori has not posted any new pictures of the red suit. Kevin usually laughs off references to the incident but has never clearly stated whether the incident did or did not happen. Knowing Lori and Kevin's volatile and dramatic history, the "peed on the red suit" story is credible and likely true.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

LORI AND KEVIN UPDATE

Lori is still silently cowering behind her human shield Kevin who continues to white knight on her behalf.

"Maybe I should stream to show people how normal my life really is. Lori sleeps most of the day and does her photos and I chill at my desk playing / scouring the internet for good deals or im doing my own photos or piecing outfits together. I desperately need to do a day in the life video so people understand. I can only imagine what people think, I left the radar alone for years and they speak in code, only referencing memes about us they've made. They really think im out here peeing on her costumes and tried making fun of me for not having insurance. Yall in cali and vegas got some whack ass friends. This is the weirdest way to insult someone I've ever heard. I know exactly who's doing it too, so much for anon." - Kevin

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There's so much to address here but let's keep it simple. You know what, Kevin? You're right - a "day in the life" video about you and Lori would be helpful. I genuinely endorse this idea and look forward to understanding more about you two in the future.

Ah yes, a normal life of bumming at home while your fiance sleeps all day.

 

[Pisces21]

LORI AND KEVIN UPDATE

Lori is still silently cowering behind her human shield Kevin who continues to white knight on her behalf.

"Maybe I should stream to show people how normal my life really is. Lori sleeps most of the day and does her photos and I chill at my desk playing / scouring the internet for good deals or im doing my own photos or piecing outfits together. I desperately need to do a day in the life video so people understand. I can only imagine what people think, I left the radar alone for years and they speak in code, only referencing memes about us they've made. They really think im out here peeing on her costumes and tried making fun of me for not having insurance. Yall in cali and vegas got some whack ass friends. This is the weirdest way to insult someone I've ever heard. I know exactly who's doing it too, so much for anon." - Kevin

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There's so much to address here but let's keep it simple. You know what, Kevin? You're right - a "day in the life" video about you and Lori would be helpful. I genuinely endorse this idea and look forward to understanding more about you two in the future.

LOL! It will never happen because she won’t be able to use filters so she would be dodging or most likely lock herself in the room to keep us from seeing her real face.
“Their making fun of me of me for not having insurance” . Awww kev so you just confessed you both don’t have insurance? This guy just makes himself look stupid with how he lies and then goes to cry on FB for attention. No one cares.

 

[2020chan]

LORI AND KEVIN UPDATE

Lori is still silently cowering behind her human shield Kevin who continues to white knight on her behalf.

"Maybe I should stream to show people how normal my life really is. Lori sleeps most of the day and does her photos and I chill at my desk playing / scouring the internet for good deals or im doing my own photos or piecing outfits together. I desperately need to do a day in the life video so people understand. I can only imagine what people think, I left the radar alone for years and they speak in code, only referencing memes about us they've made. They really think im out here peeing on her costumes and tried making fun of me for not having insurance. Yall in cali and vegas got some whack ass friends. This is the weirdest way to insult someone I've ever heard. I know exactly who's doing it too, so much for anon." - Kevin

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There's so much to address here but let's keep it simple. You know what, Kevin? You're right - a "day in the life" video about you and Lori would be helpful. I genuinely endorse this idea and look forward to understanding more about you two in the future.

A day in the life of Kevin

 

[KaibaCorp ToeSucker]

Kevin running behind Lori in that cosplay photo really got those vibes don't he?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Kevin running behind Lori in that cosplay photo really got those vibes don't he?

He sure does. Kevin has said he's a "sexy anime guy" who doesn't "need" to use photoshop because he has "big eyes and a small nose irl." Yes, you read that correctly and, yes, Kevin is 27 years old.



We've barely scratched the surface of Kevin's cow-dom and I'll write a proper post on Kevin The Cow (Kow?) soon because he, like Lori, is a veritable treasure trove of batshittery and narcissism. They're turning out to be quite the dream team. In the meantime, I hope these screencaps give you a sample of what's to come.

"I guess according to reddit and lolcow I have a double chin, am fat, unwashed and look old.

Let me clear something up. Ive never had a double chin. Even at my fattest 240 pounds I still looked better than 99% of these reddit incels. I now weigh 190. Ive lost 50 pounds since starting my job and look like a sexy anime guy. My abs and leg definition would convince most. I don't shower often. I do, but not when I know I'm going to be dirty sweatshopping.

These people don't even look, they just judge. They are human garbage with nothing to do but judge others. I play games, I cosplay, i work hard. My life is basically exactly how I want it. Lori doesn't abuse me. We fight yea but i love her more than anything. She sat through ALL my shit. Therapy, rehab and everything in between. Did a single other friend reach out after I finished therapy? Only my best friends did. Everyone else peaced out. No one on the internet knows even half enough of my situation to say shit.

'He looks unwashed' on the 3rd day of a con. Lol you better believe I look like shit. LOL these people judge everything. Why dont you go to work full time and tell me how you look at the end of the day.

I'm getting really tired of this twofaced crap. Either support me of get out of my life. I'm doing amazing and have never felt more attractive. My family is doing..."
- Kevin the Sexy Anime Guy

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"Imagine being so stupid you think we photoshop every single photo we've ever posted. Imagine being so stupid you think a photographer's edit is our own edits. We have big eyes and small noses, fight me irl lol."
- Kevin the Sexy Anime Guy

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Lori Kevin: "'I actually said holy shit when I saw this.' 'This is remarkable.' 'Wow this is sad.' Bruh XD what is this celebrity tabloid clickbait now? I wonder how haggard these anons look. Sweaty It's called not shaving, sweatshopping and losing over 50 pounds in 3 months [because Lori forced Kevin to lose weight], your jealous comments in between doritos fuel me anons. The bait is so strong. Keep sharing my posts plz."

Lori: "You have your crazy two faced friends to blame for this one babe."





Fellow farmers, does that post above by Lori Kevin sound familiar to you? The smug, jaunty cadence? The slightly menacing tone? The hideous punctuation and semiliterate spelling? "Fuel"? "Bait"? "Bruh"? "XD"? Insults about one's age and appearance? Hmm, I wonder who wrote it?

"I love making girls 10+ years younger than me rage. What do you think keeps me looking so good? That shit is fuel. XD" - Lori

"Just a psa, its not recommend to try and bait me. Shit will not go well for you." - Lori

"LIEK OMG! YUU R SO RIGHT! XD wheres my brain... ill just henshin [transform] or something O.o" - Lori

 

[THOTHunterAlice]

He sure does. Kevin has said he's a "sexy anime guy" who doesn't "need" to use photoshop. Yes, you read that correctly.

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We've barely scratched the surface of Kevin's cow-dom and I'll write a proper post on Kevin The Cow (Kow?) soon because he, like Lori, is a veritable treasure trove of batshittery and narcissism. They're turning out to be quite the dream team. In the meantime, I hope these screencaps give you a sample of what's to come.

"I guess according to reddit and lolcow I have a double chin, am fat, unwashed and look old.

Let me clear something up. Ive never had a double chin. Even at my fattest 240 pounds I still looked better than 99% of these reddit incels. I now weigh 190. Ive lost 50 pounds since starting my job and look like a sexy anime guy. My abs and leg definition would convince most. I don't shower often. I do, but not when I know I'm going to be dirty sweatshopping.

These people don't even look, they just judge. They are human garbage with nothing to do but judge others. I play games, I cosplay, i work hard. My life is basically exactly how I want it. Lori doesn't abuse me. We fight yea but i love her more than anything. She sat through ALL my shit. Therapy, rehab and everything in between. Did a single other friend reach out after I finished therapy? Only my best friends did. Everyone else peaced out. No one on the internet knows even half enough of my situation to say shit.

'He looks unwashed' on the 3rd day of a con. Lol you better believe I look like shit. LOL these people judge everything. Why dont you go to work full time and tell me how you look at the end of the day.

I'm getting really tired of this twofaced crap. Either support me of get out of my life. I'm doing amazing and have never felt more attractive. My family is doing..."
- Kevin the Sexy Anime Guy

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"Imagine being so stupid you think we photoshop every single photo we've ever posted. Imagine being so stupid you think a photographer's edit is our own edits. We have big eyes and small noses, fight me irl lol."
- Kevin the Sexy Anime Guy

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Lori Kevin: "'I actually said holy shit when I saw this.' 'This is remarkable.' 'Wow this is sad.' Bruh XD what is this celebrity tabloid clickbait now? I wonder how haggard these anons look. Sweaty It's called not shaving, sweatshopping and losing over 50 pounds in 3 months [because Lori forced Kevin to lose weight], your jealous comments in between doritos fuel me anons. The bait is so strong. Keep sharing my posts plz."

Lori: "You have your crazy two faced friends to blame for this one babe."



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Fellow farmers, does that post above by Lori Kevin sound familiar to you? The jaunty cadence? The smug yet slightly menacing tone? The hideous punctuation and semiliterate spelling? "Fuel"? "Bait"? "Bruh"? "XD"? Insulting one's age and appearance? Hmm, I wonder who wrote it?

"I love making girls 10+ years younger than me rage. What do you think keeps me looking so good? That shit is fuel. XD" - Lori

"Just a psa, its not recommend to try and bait me. Shit will not go well for you." - Lori

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Now I know con goers aren't known for remarkable hygiene but JESUS CHRIST KEVIN if you're trying to be uwu soft animu bishie twink don't mention you not showering often also yes, you did have a double chin and you do look like a haggard slob. He really is just Lori with a micropeen.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

He looks unwashed' on the 3rd day of a con. Lol you better believe I look like shit. LOL these people judge everything. Why dont you go to work full time and tell me how you look at the end of the day.

Bitch I've seen many cosplayers who actually give a fuck groom themselves properly to NOT look like an unwashed slob on the third day of a con, even freshening up for a night time gala after spending 24+ hours posing and performing in costume. Gtfo with that bullshit that's something only furries excuse.

I'm getting really tired of this twofaced crap. Either support me of get out of my life. I'm doing amazing and have never felt more attractive. My family is doing..."
- Kevin the Sexy Anime Guy

You can smell Lori seeping through the cracks, Kevin should tell his handler to calm the fuck down and coach her better into skinwalking him.

 

[2020chan]

You can smell Lori seeping through the cracks, Kevin should tell his handler to calm the fuck down and coach her better into skinwalking him.

For real. I can't tell if he just talks exactly like her after years of dealing with her craziness or if it's actually her and he's either chained up in a corner, hands the phone over whenever she asks to avoid a tantrum or he types it out as she dictates every word.

I'm betting on her snatching the phone to rage type while he escapes into WoW and tries to avoid being beaten.

I'm also willing to bet that whenever she asks for(demands) his phone, he hands it over without hesitation. But it probably doesn't work that way for her phone. I doubt she would just let him randomly use her phone without a very watchful eye making sure he doesn't find whatever bullshit she's hiding from him.

 

[faggot fucker]

I don't believe Lori is using his accounts. I think she's just helicoptering Kev and barking what she wants him to say exactly. If she was given access to his accounts, Kev would demand the same cause he knows he's a fat ass cuck. His paranoia comes and goes and I would bet money that it's peaking right now due to stress. She wants to avoid him knowing anything about what she does outside of IG and the apartment.

He probably adapted her typing style and emoticons because he literally doesn't speak to or see anyone besides Lori. Not far-fetched to think it's just shared brain worms. If Kevin did come out later and say she used his accounts so she could respond to haters all day, I wouldn't be surprised one bit though.

At this point I want a whole Kevin thread but I know we must patiently wait for their break up before we get that treat.

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What transpired online in the last few days is going to be hard for me to explain without a lot of caps. I've posted all the ones I have and took a break from browsing instagram, so I missed some comments for sure. If you have any to post and fill gaps, please do. I will summarize what I briefly saw before DollsKill cleaned up the comments on Lori's reposts.

Spoiler: Brief recap (still editing)

We all saw Kevin sperg back at some random users and sock accounts, a lot of people were referencing Vangelina's video and being fairly polite about it. Some people made jabs. To no one's shock, DollsKill responded directly to the fail troll and deleted everything else. Their only responses were:

Anons from lolcow pointed out that Lori's comments to others were pinned directly after the critical comments were scrubbed. Later, a screenshot of a story was posted. It's unclear who posted this:

As of now, nothing is gone on DK or their sister brands' pages. Lori is posting as if nothing is wrong and a dedicated white knight is currently posting on LC:

Spoiler: LC caps

Anon with a very good reminder that this behavior is nothing new and reeks of classic Kou manipulation:

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Like @faggot fucker said, there's been lots of Lori Lewd and Kevin drama over the past 24 hours and it's a lot to follow. I'll keep editing and adding to this post so stay tuned.

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Passive-Aggressive Cow Post: Lori recently posted Instagram pictures of herself dressed in a "sexy" cow costume as a nod to us farmers. [LINK] Isn't she a clever troll?

Spoiler: Lori's Cow Pics

"the cow love is strong friend" - Lori


"Moooooo~ come play~" - Lori


#umad - Lori


"Money cow time. Moooooo~ I love this fuzzy bikini, I love all of my bikinis, but the cow print is so cute" - Lori

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Dollskill The Troll: It appears that Dollskill (DK), a controversial clothing brand that Lori adores, is trolling Lori and other Instagram users. Lori's tagged picture on the official IG page has received a flood of angry comments calling for a Lori Lewd boycott and DK is deleting user posts left and right. Thanks to @Positive Vulture for clarification.

Lori: "Yaaassss. I'm SO happy with this dress"

hehedneke: "How old are you? from this photo my guess is 43."

Dollskill: "nothing wrong w/ being 43"





yupthatsrighttt: "Dollskill so you can reply to that but not the fact that she's a well-documented abuser? You in fact deleted the comments pointing that out and pinned hers? Fuck your evil brand."

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Lori's Social Media: If you take a peek at the followers on Lori's iota_zerotwo Instagram account, it sure seems like she has a lot of paid bots. How about that.





Here are some of Lori's recent posts on IG and Twitter featuring lots of disconcerting pedobait and deranged, obnoxious "kawaii" faces. For Christ's sake, her room looks like a daycare. Proceed with caution.

Spoiler: Beware: Signature Poof Pout Ahead

"This is definitely my ultimate form" - Lori

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Relative Quiet: As pointed out before, Lori is being relatively quiet and relying on Kevin to battle the "haters" on social media. That said, she's still posting vague insults potentially directed at Momokun and being totally not bothered by revelations about her past.

Rosetta Chen: "Man people really love to hate on you guys. It's dumb!"

Lori: "the only one I saw between working was the 'I bet you guys don't even have health insurance' 'insults'... wat. WAT."



"Being rejected make some ladies lose it. It's funny because who it is, but it's mostly just sad." - Lori (possibly referring to Momokun / Mariah Malad?)

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Kevin the White Knight: Our sexy anime guy is still out in cyberspace fighting on behalf of his abuser lewd lady. It's nice that Kevin is learning new words from Lori's KiwiFarms thread such as "coward" and "projection" but he needs use them appropriately in a sentence. Here's an example for you, Kevin: "Lori the coward projected her toxic traits onto other people to avoid taking responsibility for actions."

Spoiler: Kevin's Recent Screencaps

Kevin: "hello? team? Lol no one listens"

IG User: "actually all the comments are still up and visible and the ones that were removed are screenshotted and hosted elsewhere so you will never scrub away Lori's mess"

Kevin: "actually putting our names in your mouth only help us. Hosted elsewhere? Listen to how fucking creepy you sound dude. The companies that work with us know we're genuine people ^^ you're just creating a buzz. Thanks. literally botting, how many popular fakes bought their followers? Is this projection I'm seeing? Never scrub away a mess? Ur talking like this is a god damn movie trailer fucking fake looking ass"



IG User: "Good Lord VET THE PEOPLE YOU POST! Grandma-Chan [Lori] shouldn't be promoting anything. So many people saying shes beautiful but she's a massively filtered face tuned photoshopped old lady who has abused so many people for like 20 years! Look her up, Lori Lewd or Usagi Kou and see for yourselves."

Kevin: "nice anime profile pic. would be a shame if the world could see your cowards face"

IG User: "You really can't help yourself can you. Notice you didn't deny anything I wrote."



"The version of me you created in your mind is not my responsibility." - Kevin



"There's no cosplay because there no cons. A costume takes up space, and costs a lot of money to make. I lost all of my cosplay photos too so there's literally nothing. To me it's not worth making something brand new yet. Social media is crazy rn, but I'm still doing my own thing. People that genuinely like me for my insta for me and are sticking around, thank you" - Kevin

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

At this point I want a whole Kevin thread but I know we must patiently wait for their break up before we get that treat.

It's going to be a long time before that happens because 1. He's content with thinking he's getting internet famous through Lori and 2. He has gotten so much shit from everyone including his family on how awful Lori is that he doesn't want to prove them right. He doesn't want to stand there and admit they broken up after posting all those cringey monologs about how Lori is wonderful and amazing and everyone is just super jelly. He's going to dig his heels in as far as he can for as long as possible before it all gives out beneath him.

 

[Burning Fanatic]

Even if they break up, a new thread wouldn’t be warranted. Discussion would continue on this thread and, if need be, the title + OP can be updated to include him, similar to Mumkey Jones’s thread having Liu the Kitty later added on.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

The moment when this thot does the cow costume just like Momokun did you're not looking any better Lorena Cerda.

God gotta love how mad and bothered she is at the existence of this and the lolcow threads.

I hope Kevin lets us have a glimpse of her huffing and puffing.

 

[Troon Carey]

photoshop does wonders for busted whores and their blown out holes

 

[Positive Vulture]

ererereruo: "Y'all are disgusting for deleting comments revealing the truth about this racist, fatphobic abuser who tried to coax a mentally disabled rape victim into killing herself because her husband was the assailant. I will never spend another cent on your merchandise and I will make sure my friends do the same."

Dollskill: "and if it was it'd also be hot so???"

[NOTE: I'm going to double and triple check the veracity of this screencap because it's so unbelievably reprehensible if real. Unfortunately, it does sounds like something edgy Dollskill would say. If this screenshot is real, it's supremely fucked up.]

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The Dollskill comment isn't in reply to the @ererereruo comment, but another comment made by @hehedneke (tagged at the start of the Dollskill comment). As much as I'd love to believe a company was trolling like this, I think it might just be a misleading screengrab.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

The moment when this thot does the cow costume just like Momokun did you're not looking any better Lorena Cerda.

In before Lori claims that Momo copied her cow costume and anyone who dresses up as a cow is trying to be her.