I am the biggest slut.
Lorena has figured out Madonnas trick of wearing under ass garters to push it up, lord help us all.
Too bad that her muscle mass is still in the negatives so instead it looks like two backward fupas.
As funny as that would be, it'd be cow tipping and the farms purpose is to instead gawk and commentate on the two person freakshow that is abuela piggy and her kuckhold grandson.Someone should find her new address once shes moved and send her a pig costume to roll around in for her spicy.
And this is even with those straps below holding her ass in place. Also, I know we harp on this a lot but I can't believe how terrible this particular outfit is. What the fuck is with the tutu and underwear on top of the tights? It look so corny. I'm not really sure how it's supposed to add to the sexiness of the look at all.
Here's a bonus link featuring lots of excellent Bakugo cosplayers. I sure hope Kevin can appreciate their amazing costumes and lifelike portrayals instead of just seething with jealousy.
Kevin getting upset because art gets more attention than cosplay:
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And this post from 5 hours ago that he doesn't want being trolled:
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Im resharing because I'd prefer to have a post that doesn't get trolled/altered. Delete if not allowed.
I used to be a very active cosplayer before the pandemic. I'm posting my old stuff because the anime finally caught up to how I felt in this video as a manga reader at the time.
I don't cosplay nearly as much but I am working on the wha outfit. I like to rile people up about deku cause they rile everyone up about bakugou. I don't /hate/ deku but he kinda sus
God damn kev is so exceptional that even a severe sperg could understand the joke, find it amusing and move on with their day. I'm sorry to break your heart kuckhold, but you aren't bakugo or any other anime character, you're just an insecure and simpering slave to a weathered abuela with a history of abuse that also looks like a meth-addled troon hooker.You mad that nobody is paying attention to your cosplay, Kevin? How dare people deprive a narcissistic skinwalking manchild of the ass pats he feels entitled to for dressing up like a cartoon character!
EDIT: Kevin is on a roll.
"BAKUGO DOESN'T BUY KNOCKOFFS!": Someone posted this meme comparing brands to characters in the My Hero Academia official Facebook group.
NOTE: Despite his family's wealth, Bakugo embodies many negative nouveau riche stereotypes. Money doesn't equal class and Kevin's favorite character is essentially a trashy, vulgar, and uncultured clown.
["Calvin Klein = Deku"
"Walmart = Bakugo"]
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This meme correctly pairs Bakugo with easily accessible and lower quality Walmart goods that represent conspicuous consumption. On the other hand, Deku's more respectable, genteel, and emotionally mature character traits match well with the elegant work of upscale fashion designer Calvin Klein. As you can imagine, Kevin Hanft of Utah is PIGMAD.
FACEBOOK USER 1: "I'm confused here. Both Uraraka and Midoriya live in poverty. They would both be Walmart. Bakugo's parents's house implies middle / upper class and we know Shouto is filthy rich. So all those rich brands would be piled on Shouto alone. With Bakugo buying a knock off version of the rich brands"
FACEBOOK USER 2: "I guess it's just headcanons for when they are grown ups and earning their own paychecks? Or maybe the person who did this wants those characters wearing those brands according to how they perceive the characters personalities?"
KEVIN: "his mom is well known in the beauty industry i guarantee he's not buying knockoffs lol... Bakugous parents are designers and he's seen in the drip multiple times. Shitty antibaku meme is shitty for the sake of being bait."
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Ok this is really bizarre, what even is this?Oh wait, there's more...
LIL NAS X: Oh boy. Let's start with some context.
This is Lil Nas X, a famous and successful rapper.
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Lil Nas X is known for his bold style and interest in avante-garde fashion. A few days ago, Lil Nas X wore this golden armor ensemble to the 2021 Met Gala.
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This character is Gilgamesh from the Fate series. Some weebs noticed that Lil Nas X's armor was reminiscent of Gilgamesh's costume.
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It's long been suspected that Gilgamesh is one of Kevin's skinwalking identities and, just like Lori, he couldn't resist the opportunity to claim he started a trend. What trend, you ask? The color gold. Seriously.
"Gold was my first favorite color I remember as a kid. It changed several times but always came back. I feel really validated that these pics are a few months old. One day I'll own a versace lol the undies are actually affordable ... His music pretty decent but I respect the f outta any1 who can pull full armor. Fashion isn't stupid, social media just hates me because I don't post normal. Be here for a reason. #gilgamesh" - Kevin Hanft of Utah
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Delusional egomaniac that he is, this is not the first time Kevin has claimed that a celebrity copied him. Back in March, Kevin stated that famous rapper Lil Uzi Vert copied his shoe sty[e.
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everytime i see that fried mop of his hair, i have the urge to either shave it off or to slather it to death in a hair mask. FFS kev, what the hell are you doing to it to make it that dry and brittle? Lay off the flat iron every now and then.He actually replied but only left it up for ~10 minutes before deleting both his reply, and Kally's:
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"Who said I needed money?" Your Ko-Fi link if you scroll like, 6 posts down your page lol.
BEEP BEEP EDIT - MORE FACEBOOK COMMENTS:
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While I'm here, have some new Kevin pics:
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He mentions work so maybe he got a new job?:
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I don’t think anybody even has to try to ‘find her new address’, Kevin will likely dox them again by flashing their new address in the unboxing video of his next godawful dropshipped Guapi ‘drip’ or knockoff Nike x Austin Powers: Goldmember dunks. (Or he might just chimp out again and skip a couple steps by posting their new address publicly on FB himself ‘for the haydurz’ and threatening to kill anyone who shows up.)Someone should find her new address once shes moved and send her a pig costume to roll around in for her spicy.
He is definitely depressed and impulse buying to try to make him feel better about his currently sad life. It's Kevin's fault the way things are now. It looks like Kevin came from a pretty financially stable family, he was going to college, he was getting recognition in the cosplay community, and he had friends who cared about his well-being -- at least until Kevin blocked and cut them out because they refused to let Kevin change the narrative.