Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[HIVidaBoheme]

And the lyrics to the infamous "My Immortal" no less Lorena pls you were 23! Not even 15 year old girls do this cringy shit.

You can see Kevvie is more mentally stunted than her if he still posts cringy edgelord shit at the ripe age of... 25 was it? Edit: thanks for clarifying, 27 and posting cringy edgelord shit how pathetic.

The speds that keep on giving

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

And the lyrics to the infamous "My Immortal" no less Lorena pls you were 23! Not even 15 year old girls do this cringy shit.

You can see Kevvie is more mentally stunted than her if he still posts cringy edgelord shit at the ripe age of... 25 was it?

The speds that keep on giving

Agreed and, just to make it worse, I think Kevin is currently 27. Lori primarily likes to draw Sailor Moon and sad skinny deer girls. She fancies herself as quite the artist and her artwork is a treasure trove. This is a link to her DeviantArt account: [LINK]

"I never use reference images but thanks. :3" - Lori

LJ User: "Beautiful. God I wish I could draw like you."
Lori: "X3 PRACTICE! "

"but im in the city all the time iv been spotted in many places XD ::nod nod:: anyways, i like artists, im too scared to take my stuff to an artist alley [at an anime convention], even though it would make the moonie fans squeel."
- Lori the Celebrity



"I mostly used that to make this. It was a pain in my butt, luckily for me I always did really well in art class XD" - Lori the High-School Drop-Out



Here are some samples of Lori's artwork:

Spoiler: Lori's Non-Sailor Moon Art

A comic about Rikki not celebrating Lori's birthday.

Spoiler: Lori's Sailor Moon Fanart

This, however, is Lori's pièce de résistance. Behold the majesty.

Spoiler: A True Masterpiece

Yes, that really is Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask humping. Lori adores this picture so much that she's reenacted it in public on multiple occasions.

Spoiler: Living Fanart

It seems that Lori just loves to hump people in public...especially at anime conventions...in front of families with children.

Spoiler: More Pictures of Lori Humping People

So, that's an introduction to Lori and art...and humping.

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Fanart of Lori: Speaking of art, there have been some fun pieces emerging from the other farm. Let's hang these on the fridge.

Lori as the Junk Lady (from Labyrinth)


Lori as Krang (from TMNT)


Kevin as Kevin (from his own life)

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Yes, that really is Sailor Moon and Tuxedo Mask humping. Lori adores this picture so much that she's reenacted it in public on multiple occasions.

Hoo boy. You can tell this is Lori's barely restrained impulses and her BPD brain asserting her partner as her possession.

What a loony!

 

[2020chan]

Lori as the Junk Lady (from Labyrinth)
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Holy shit!
The little crying Kevin at the top of the heap with the inflatable donut around his neck is a nice touch.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

D.A.R.V.O. Amateur Hour: A whiteknight recently appeared on the other farms. Anon wants people to stop making mean comments about Lori's age and appearance because she's the real victim here.

"I used to like this thread. Now it's just embarrassing to read the flood of sperging here. She looks like she is posing for bad pictures, not getting ready to murder someone. Maybe I am alone in this, but I hate reading people sperging about someone's 'dead eyes' or 'stare' in true crime forums too. Most of the examples would not stand out if the person were not the suspect or convicted perpetrator of a crime. Lori sucks but can we cool it with the constant insults about her age and appearance? It's not milky." - "Anon"

"In before WK and hi cow, but what is your end game in going out of your way to try and ruin Lori? This is seriously fucked up. Seek immediate help Anon.
I honestly doubt it’s because you care so much for Kevin and his safety. Don’t bother saying that you’re taking it upon yourself to warn people about shit Lori did twenty years ago, or that it’s because she’s abusing her mentally stunted fiancé. You do it because you enjoy harming people, but are rebranding it as justice. So scary. Also, cowtipping." - "Anon"



Who could have possibly written these? Sure sounds like someone whose pigmad.

 

[KaibaCorp ToeSucker]

I'm pretty sure Lori traced all of those,stole, or comissioned those. The art styles vary dramatically on them. I'm not saying an artist can't have different styles, but this IS Lori we're talking about here.

 

[FraggleSquak]

A lot of Lori's more recent art (including one of her tattoos) was inspired by Chiara Bautista. There's a striking resemblance to her little spirit creatures and the original art by Chiara Bautista -- but knowing Lori she'll probably claim that she came up with the idea first. Chiara also has humanoid deer art (that looks way better).

 

[Queen_Ree]

Nothing wrong with using other artists work as inspiration or even as references if you’re just practicing your skills. But Lori was acting like she’s some prodigy even tho her art to me looks mediocre at best. And like others have pointed out, I wouldn’t be surprised if she just straight up copied or traced everything. But she acts as if showing up at a convention to sell art would be like a Goddess coming down from on high to grace the peasants with her presence. They should be throwing money at her left and right for a chance to own a Usagi-Kou original!

Also, that little ghost sketch is quite adorable.

 

[Cyber Goose]

what is your end game in going out of your way to try and ruin Lori?

lmao we ain't trying to do anything but laugh at ugly old ethots being stupid on the internet.

 

[Natsuki]

To that white knigh. I know you are reading this and let me tell you. Your dearest goddess will never give a flying fuck about you making yourself a fool on the internet to defend her.
Also I'm the only one that Lori's and Kevin's relationship will end like on the anime? With the dude drinking the cool aid to be with "his one true soulmate"

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

They should be throwing money at her left and right for a chance to own a Usagi-Kou original!

Funny you should mention that. Back in the day, Lori used to hold fanart competitions within the Sailor Moon community. The grand prize, you ask? An Usagi Kou original.

"you get ANY type of sailor moon fanart by me, watercolor of course" - Lori

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Agreed, @FraggleSquak. I'm surprised Lori hasn't "claimed" Chiara Bautista's style as her own creation yet. An image Lori once posted of Bautista's mopey deer girl sipping on bitter tea seems pretty appropriate for her these days.

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PETS: It's been a little while since any ferret pictures have been posted. I hope Lori and Kevin are taking good care of them. As awful as she and Kevin are, their fur babies are very cute and hopefully exempt from any of their human dysfunction.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Honestly, I think that anime conventions and similar "scenes" are kind of the modern-day equivalent of PT Barnum's sideshows.

Not all Japanese animation is necessarily "bad" or "perverted", but the sheer amount of degeneracy seething out of anime conventions and anime as a "fandom" in general never ceases to surprise me anymore. With the lowest hanging fruit, I think that emotionally stunted individuals who can't relate personally or sexually to anything other than childish cartoon characters tend to pervade it.

If fact, if there was an anime group where discussions about perverted stuff like incest, loli, and the like are not par for the course, I'd be pleasantly surprised. Individuals like this are just further proof of the pudding.

 

[Queen_Ree]

Funny you should mention that. Back in the day, Lori used to hold fanart competitions within the Sailor Moon community. The grand prize, you ask? An Usagi Kou original.

I figured I was being a little overdramatic so your post gave me a good chuckle while I was at work so thanks for that!

But God, the narcissism is strong with her. I wonder how many participants she had for her little contests. People like Lori don't do anything unless it somehow benefits them, so I find it hard to believe she was having them just to engage in a positive way with the community. Maybe she was using them to fish for artwork to steal as her own. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she was charging people a fee to enter!

lmao we ain't trying to do anything but laugh at ugly old ethots being stupid on the internet.

Exactly! It pretty much sums up why I come to the farms at all. And you know the fact that this thread exists is making Lori foam at the mouth, while we're over here like .

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Time for D.A.R.V.O. Amateur Hour - Part 2. Lori's whiteknight has returned to the thread on the other farms. Why won't Lori and Kevin visit us? Does Lolcow.farm have free pool toy giveaways?

"This is seriously psycho stalker shit. Is this the same vendetta Chan that’s been writing to the other companies Lori has “collabed” with? You do realize that by attacking her like this, you put her into the victim role right? I used to enjoy hating on Lori’s wacky bullshit and public over sharing , but some of you have taken this to a scary place by attacking her in real life, creating your own stories for her, and hyperbolically reiterating stories from her past on repeat because the milk dried up and you’re bored. I now find myself defending this fucking cow and feeling bad for her when you psychos push it too far and dance the line of being abusers yourself. Why are the mods sleeping on this dangerous cowtipping?

Inb4 “omg how is stopping her from getting free stuff dangerous you autistic white knight”
Because this kind of slander is the first step in what could be more serious crimes against her. Her retarded fiancé already doxxed their address.

Inb4 “omg she’s really evil though”.
Aside from being just a generic, facetuned, cunt that writes snarky shit to her simps, and is in a mutually abusive and fucked up relationship with a retard, she is not evil.

Inb4 “omg she told “C” to kill herself”
That was 17 years ago and while Lori was in an abusive relationship with a MUCH older man when she was still an idiot teen. She had made a vague, half assed apology publicly about this. It’s appears she does have some semblance of empathy.

So, Vendetta Chans. What is your goal in going out of your way to harm Lori like this? Are you hoping this will drive her to stop posting completely? Or are you hoping for something more sinister to happen? Be honest. Inb4 autistic spurging. Saged for autistic spurging"
- "Anon," 20 minutes ago

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And look at who happens to be updating their Monstergirl accounts right now.

10 minutes ago

 

[StraightShooter2]

As far as this Kevin dude goes, I think it's pretty sad that he'd rather stay in a relationship with an alleged psycho - not just in his case, but in general with people who would apparently rather be miserable together rather than "alone". This is why I haven't dated seriously though I've had a handful of sex partners - I've seen too many people with unhealthy attachment issues enter relationships, have kids, etc on bad terms and never wanted to fall into a trap like that.

If you went to prison, would you rather have your own cell or have to share it with Big Bubba?

(Though I don't listen to people who are completely nihlistic about relationships, marriage, etc simply because they stupidly settled for a bad one are too myopic to imagine that there might actually be people in the world who don't make the same stupid decisions that they do themselves, or pathetically assume that everyone is just as misery-addicted as they are).

 

[Dovahshit]

As far as this Kevin dude goes, I think it's pretty sad that he'd rather stay in a relationship with an alleged psycho - not just in his case, but in general with people who would apparently rather be miserable together rather than "alone". This is why I haven't dated seriously though I've had a handful of sex partners - I've seen too many people with unhealthy attachment issues enter relationships, have kids, etc on bad terms and never wanted to fall into a trap like that.

If you went to prison, would you rather have your own cell or have to share it with Big Bubba?

(Though I don't listen to people who are completely nihlistic about relationships, marriage, etc simply because they stupidly settled for a bad one are too myopic to imagine that there might actually be people in the world who don't make the same stupid decisions that they do themselves, or pathetically assume that everyone is just as misery-addicted as they are).

dont feel too sad for kevin, he is just as vain and empty as lori,
he had more than enough changes to leave her, he did at one point, mariah en co. helped him with that even.
then rolled right back into her arms, for what?

because he is a less (?) toxic version of her.

 

[StraightShooter2]

dont feel too sad for kevin, he is just as vain and empty as lori,
he had more than enough changes to leave her, he did at one point, mariah en co. helped him with that even.
then rolled right back into her arms, for what?

because he is a less (?) toxic version of her.

Yeah, I think dysfunctional people are drawn to each other to some extent - misery loves company.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

But Wait There's More: Kevin dropped by Lolcow.farm to tell off Lori's jealous haters. You can see what is likely Lori's message here: [LINK]

"You are all fucking pathetic…. forget about Itoa [Iota = Lori] and Kevin and get lives .. go outside and do something besides analyze every detail of this poor girl… the level of abuse from this site alone is horrific… you act like she is the perp, meanwhile she is being trashed on her and her accounts daily I bet… and she is still kicking ass, making money, and she is still pretty … filters or not I bet if she asked to have sex with some of you, you would say yes… sure act like you hate her… but you are all fans…you are just jealous she still does good and she might have taken advantage of some people…well, that is life…move on… She is doing what she loves and you can all keep pissing and moaning cause you ain't her."
- Kevin Anon

"filters or not I bet if she [Lori] asked to have sex with some of you, you would say yes" - Kevin

Well, that's a weird thing to say. Sounds like you're used to Lori wanting to have sex with other people, Kevin.

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Other Updates

The Daily Dot: Lori was featured in an article titled "The 10 best tales of online drama from 10 years of Fandom_Wank" on the Daily Dot.

Kevin the Gamer?: Apparently, he is now a pro gamer. Okay. Didn't Kevin say he was going to record a day in their lives to set the haters straight? And Lori was going to start a cosplay gossip YouTube channel? What happened to those?



Pets: It's good to see that little Shiro seems happy and healthy. What about your three other ferrets, Kevin and Lori?



Bisou Lovely: Lori is still trying to back into their good graces after the jewelry company dropped her as a spokesperson.

"Probably the best ring to go with my magical nails " - Lori

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NOTE ABOUT THE RAPE AND SUICIDE ATTEMPT ALLEGATIONS: Might be nothing but, in the anon message thought to be written by Lori or Kevin, there's a part that stood out. First, here's some info.

Context: At an anime convention in the early 2000s, Lori’s 2nd husband Luis allegedly got a 16-year-old cosplayer drunk and raped her. Lori then allegedly laughed in the victim's face and encouraged her to commit suicide. Thankfully, the 16-year-old was eventually hospitalized and survived. Lori also abandoned a teenager with special needs alone in the city of Baltimore at night. Fortunately, the teen was eventually found safe. No charges were ever filed for these incidents and Lori has expressed no remorse for her sociopathic behavior. According to Lori, it go "blown out of proportion" and "shit happens." For more info: [LINK]

As far as I know, Lori has never directly addressed the allegations regarding the con rape and suicide attempt. She made one public LiveJournal post vaguely referencing it:

"theres only one person i need to fix things with, everyone else will come in secend. thats why i dont feel the need to make a post really. it only concerns one person and it got blown out of perportion, but im fine with that and i understand why, but hey, shit happens neh. but once things get fixed there ill think about the rest i guess." - Lori (Age: 20)

This recent post on Lolcow.farm sounds like it's written by Lori, Kevin, or an old Kou.



"Inb4 “omg she told “C” to kill herself”
That was 17 years ago and while Lori was in an abusive relationship with a MUCH older man when she was still an idiot teen. She had made a vague, half assed apology publicly about this. It’s appears she does have some semblance of empathy."

Is this direct yet unofficial acknowledgement from Lori's circle that the alleged incidents happened?

 

[RADBEAVER]

It’s so funny to me that Lori and Kevin think they’re so slick whiteknighting as an anon over on the lolcow thread. Funny how the white knights only show up on the anon thread and never over here. I’m an oldfag and was around during all of the livejournal drama from day one and was actually ~blessed~ with access to Lori’s sacred friends list, so I saw everything unroll front and center. She absolutely has not changed and deserves every single thing that is happening to her. Somehow she was allowed to fly under the radar for a very long time without consequence. Ignoring the fact that she’s just as terrible now as she was 20 years ago, she deserves all the karma from how awful she was back then. She left a lot of victims in her wake, and sometimes it takes years of reflection and healing for the victims to realize the extent of the abuse they endured at the time. The “anon” seems to want to disregard this and simply sweep everything under the rug and grant her a clean slate just because time has come between Lori and (some of) her more abhorrent behavior. That’s not how it works.
Lori and Kevin should also stop trying to post as anon to defend her because it always backfires. As @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere mentioned, this time they confirmed the “C” rape allegations. Previously, Kevin made himself look like a shitty liar when he tried to backpedal on his abuse accusations. Every time they try to defend her actions or cover them up, they make themselves look even worse. They really need to stop obsessing over these threads; they are greatly fixated on them to the point it very obviously takes great presence in their lives. You can tell they check the thread daily, if not hourly. Y’all both need to get off the phone and go outside lmao

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Interesting that Kevin and Lori's white knight has the same broken English writing style that they do...