Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Is Kevin legit retarded? He comes off like such a petty bitch and genuinely low IQ individual. Lori is "Spanish"? Isn't that more a national and linguistic identity? Does he mean she has Latin American ancestry (which is a real minority,, usually a mix of white and indigenous) or has some white European Spanish ancestry, like any white person in Canada or the US? I doubt she is Hispanic (Spanish speaking) even as a second language. Or is he dishonestly and manipulatively trying to equate European Spanish-ancestry with Latin American to imply Lori is part POC and therefore can't "do a racism"? Or is he a fucking retard and all Hispanic people are the same to him?

She doesn’t know what she is.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Or is he a fucking retard

This is your answer

WTF?: Please explain, Kevin.

Oh God Kev-kev sweetie just wtf? I suppose this is the futa that Lorena's paypiggies will get to see.

I hope that if anyone out there has this cow's OF, gorls please oh please leak the Kevin photoset. I am sure he won't chimp out over it.

 

[Tugboat]

This is your answer




Oh God Kev-kev sweetie just wtf? I suppose this is the futa that Lorena's paypiggies will get to see.

I hope that if anyone out there has this cow's OF, gorls please oh please leak the Kevin photoset. I am sure he won't chimp out over it.

Kevin used to cosplay mostly female video game characters. The date on those is from 2015 and seems to be when he was dicking around after wearing Championship Shyvana. Actually a pretty cool cosplay! What a pity.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

What a waste of talent.

 

[KaibaCorp ToeSucker]

It's super weird to think about how if Kevin cut Lori off from the get go, he would've been making bank somewhere for a game company making costumes, or he might even be one of those "guests of honor" people get excited to meet at a convention.

Rip Kevin's entire life since he pissed that away big time.

 

[Visible Belly Outline]

That Kevin photo set is....really something else.

I can’t decide if he wants to be a pretty anime boy or a pretty anime girl, but Jesus. He straight up posted those on his cosplay profile.

The picture of the character he did for that con is amazing, this just gives me weird AGP fetish vibes. Sad and desperate ones, cluttered and outdated bathroom included. At least he can raid Lori’s closet though?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Regarding Lori's identification as a Spanish person of color, an anon from the other farm had a thought:

"'Spanish' is used in the NYC metro by people from Spanish-speaking LATAM countries to refer to people from Spanish-speaking LATAM countries, so Lori could have used it to refer to herself. Or Kevin could just be a moron, pretty even odds here." - Anon



Of course, it bears repeating that there's always a good chance Kevin is just an idiot.

EDIT: Due to confusion about usage of the term, I added "Spanish" as an entry into the Lori and Kevin Dictionary: [LINK]

 

[StraightShooter2]

lol at the idea that "Spanish people" can't be racist. Has this guy ever heard of Conquistadors or the Inquisition?

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

lol at the idea that "Spanish people" can't be racist. Has this guy ever heard of Conquistadors or the Inquisition?

Not even Sailor Moon expects the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[BroccoliBrain]

Lori is "Spanish"? Isn't that more a national and linguistic identity?

Lmao what, of course 'Spanish' people are from Spain. You don't call them 'European white Spanish' because that's redundant. Rate me autistic but here you go:

Lori looks white as fuck anyway and shows no ties to any culture besides being a con bitch. If her parents are as shit as they sound she wouldn't want anything to do with her heritage. She goes balls deep into being the Moon Princess, not celebrating quinceañera or whatever.

edit: not saying she's fake Mexican but for all intents and purposes she's white and shoops herself even whiter, her being 'Latina' barely comes up even as a costume or playing the PoC card

 

[Gaitlord]

WHY DOES NO ONE BELIEVE VICTIMS?

Lmao this is really funny. Kevin is really trying to twist the meaning of ‘believe victims’? He really needs to take tips on manipulation from Lori, because this is so retarded. If you aren’t being abused, then you are not a victim, and therefore, you not being believed has nothing to do with whether or not people believe victims. So, which is it, Kevin? Are you a victim of domestic abuse or not? Or is he saying he’s a victim of abuse inflicted upon him by the haters? Either way, he is fucking gross for attempting to use a societal issue as serious as that to shield his shitty “fiancé” and their shitty relationship. These two are so slimy.

On a side note, when looking at that side profile pic of Lori, all I see is Mr.Burns. They have the same overbite and “small noses” lol.

Spoiler

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

A few small updates.

Lori Backlash: Here are some more recent public comments about Lori's toxic personality and history of abuse.

"If you search Lori Lewd, Usagi Kou, Lori Lune or Lori Cerda you will find what a seriously miserable bitch this woman is. She has years documented public abuse of friends, boyfriends, husband, etc. its so fucked up. Angelina [VangelinaSkov] needs to do a part 2! Plus shes really old and edits the crap out of her pictures, she's a total lie." - Reddit User



YouTube User A (8 Years Ago): "I just keep laughing that USAGI-KOU was such a damn disgrace to the sailor moon community. but wouldn't you now, high and mighty on herself had a good old time with the pornographic photographs of her blasted on the internet. the worst part? they weren't impressive in the least."

YouTube User B (1 Month Ago): "I hope you know someone made a video about her today. 8 years later she's still the same. "

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Damn Bitch, You Live Like This?: Clean your room, Kevin.

"Drowning in clothes. Clean your house my guy" - IG User

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Schrödinger's Lollipop: Is it or is it not a lollipop? Lori truth is not always logical.

IG User 1: "That is a lucky lucky [lollipop]...what flavor?
Lori: "Bubblegum."

IG User 2: "Lucky lolly pop"
Lori: "BRUH ITS NOT EVEN REAL"

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Lmao what, of course 'Spanish' people are from Spain. You don't call them 'European white Spanish' because that's redundant. Rate me autistic but here you go:
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I only said that to distinguish Spanish people the ethnicity from the large amount of Spanish-speaking people around the world. I'm trying to understand why Kevin phrases things as he does and what grasp he has on terms' meanings.

 

[scoops]

Man, I’ve been following this drama since Kevin’s huge meltdown on Facebook years ago. I’ve known Kevin for probably over 10 years now but we were really only close for maybe 1-2. We hung out irl a couple times and played games online together for a while.
Since it seems like Kevin is becoming a cow himself I thought maybe I could vent about what he was like before this whole Lori thing.

He honestly never seemed like a bad guy. He had a ton of passion for skating and eventually cosplay and it was awesome watching him pour himself into those hobbies. Dude had ambition. He was nerdy and weeby.. and yeah, definitely awkward. Looking back, he seemed really desperate for a girlfriend or female attention. This is all totally normal behavior for a 16-17 year old or whatever we were so it’s a huge bummer to see he hasn’t really grown out of it. Or at least he seemed to be ~normal~ until Lori came along and his mental state regressed to being a dipshit teenager again. Now he’s obsessed with e-fame and is super vapid and empty, just like she is.

Hooking up with Lori has pretty much destroyed this kid and any potential he had. When he got into cosplay it really seemed like he was going somewhere and making a name for himself, and then she came along. Words cannot explain how sad it is watching him try to convince himself he’s making a good decision and that he hasn’t wasted the last few years being her lapdog. Like, I don’t want to excuse Kevin because he is kind of an idiot, but Lori has brainwashed the fuck out of him. It’s just sad.
I personally think he’s just terrified of admitting to himself and his friends/family that he’s made a giant mistake and also terrified of being alone/starting over. Lori fits his girlfriend preferences perfectly (appearance wise) so I think he’s convinced he can’t do better.

but anyways yeah tldr Kevin has always been awkward and nerdy and kind of retarded but he was a perfectly capable and talented/passionate young man before he got involved with Lori and he’s been spiraling down ever since. Sad to watch as an old friend but it does make for good entertainment I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also I see a lot of people thinking Lori types some of his replies/statuses because of the way he talks with weeby emotes and poor grammar and stuff (reminiscent of early 2000s era forums) but that’s honestly just how he talks lol. He’s always been very xD ^_^ in text. I do think she probably manipulates him into sperging out over stuff but I don’t think she uses his account to post.

I might be able to answer some questions about him but we were really only close during our teenage years so idk if my information would be relevant. I wish I could talk about some of his old spergouts without outing my identity.

 

[Tugboat]

I personally think he’s just terrified of admitting to himself and his friends/family that he’s made a giant mistake and also terrified of being alone/starting over. Lori fits his girlfriend preferences perfectly (appearance wise) so I think he’s convinced he can’t do better.

100% I agree with this, scoops. he knows deep down he did make a mistake. He has said she's crazy and she abuses him during their public fights but it seems like nowadays he's more ride or die and he's really willing to stand in between anything that will hurt his uwu waifu.

Kevin, who will protect YOU? Because she sure as hell isn't. Notice she mostly stays silent and has him do all the public defending so he looks like even more of an idiot.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

I only said that to distinguish Spanish people the ethnicity from the large amount of Spanish-speaking people around the world. I'm trying to understand why Kevin phrases things as he does and what grasp he has on terms' meanings.

She claims to have Chilean ancestry and calls herself "Spanish" all the time. Kevin is just parroting.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Man, I’ve been following this drama since Kevin’s huge meltdown on Facebook years ago. I’ve known Kevin for probably over 10 years now but we were really only close for maybe 1-2. We hung out irl a couple times and played games online together for a while.
Since it seems like Kevin is becoming a cow himself I thought maybe I could vent about what he was like before this whole Lori thing.

He honestly never seemed like a bad guy. He had a ton of passion for skating and eventually cosplay and it was awesome watching him pour himself into those hobbies. Dude had ambition. He was nerdy and weeby.. and yeah, definitely awkward. Looking back, he seemed really desperate for a girlfriend or female attention. This is all totally normal behavior for a 16-17 year old or whatever we were so it’s a huge bummer to see he hasn’t really grown out of it. Or at least he seemed to be ~normal~ until Lori came along and his mental state regressed to being a dipshit teenager again. Now he’s obsessed with e-fame and is super vapid and empty, just like she is.

Hooking up with Lori has pretty much destroyed this kid and any potential he had. When he got into cosplay it really seemed like he was going somewhere and making a name for himself, and then she came along. Words cannot explain how sad it is watching him try to convince himself he’s making a good decision and that he hasn’t wasted the last few years being her lapdog. Like, I don’t want to excuse Kevin because he is kind of an idiot, but Lori has brainwashed the fuck out of him. It’s just sad.
I personally think he’s just terrified of admitting to himself and his friends/family that he’s made a giant mistake and also terrified of being alone/starting over. Lori fits his girlfriend preferences perfectly (appearance wise) so I think he’s convinced he can’t do better.

but anyways yeah tldr Kevin has always been awkward and nerdy and kind of retarded but he was a perfectly capable and talented/passionate young man before he got involved with Lori and he’s been spiraling down ever since. Sad to watch as an old friend but it does make for good entertainment I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also I see a lot of people thinking Lori types some of his replies/statuses because of the way he talks with weeby emotes and poor grammar and stuff (reminiscent of early 2000s era forums) but that’s honestly just how he talks lol. He’s always been very xD ^_^ in text. I do think she probably manipulates him into sperging out over stuff but I don’t think she uses his account to post.

I might be able to answer some questions about him but we were really only close during our teenage years so idk if my information would be relevant. I wish I could talk about some of his old spergouts without outing my identity.

Welcome and thanks for sharing about your experiences with Kevin, @scoops. It's really sad to hear how much he's changed since meeting Lori and all of the potential he once had. I'm sorry you lost your friend. From what you describe, it sounds like Kevin might be grappling with the sunk cost fallacy regarding his relationship with Lori. As douchey as he's been acting, I sincerely hope Kevin escapes her clutches for his own safety and sanity.

 

[urine_county]

I personally think he’s just terrified of admitting to himself and his friends/family that he’s made a giant mistake and also terrified of being alone/starting over.

I think there's an element of "proving the haters wrong" as well. He seems to really be hung up on what the internet thinks of him and I feel like he thinks he's "sticking it to his haters" by maintaining the relationship with Lori.

In one of his Facebook posts about first meeting Lori he describes her as a "cosplay senpai" who is "out of his league" and he thought she wouldn't be interested in him because she's so pretty. =\

Kevin's in deep but I absolutely can't wait for the dump fest on the other farms when they eventually have a tumultuous breakup.

 

[Marche]

Futa Lori?

Is she trying to copy Moo by doing that?

 

[scoops]

Welcome and thanks for sharing about your experiences with Kevin, @scoops. It's really sad to hear how much he's changed since meeting Lori and all of the potential he once had. I'm sorry you lost your friend. From what you describe, it sounds like Kevin might be grappling with the sunk cost fallacy regarding his relationship with Lori. As douchey as he's been acting, I sincerely hope Kevin escapes her clutches for his own safety and sanity.

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I absolutely believe he’s experiencing some mixture of sunk cost fallacy and straight up brainwashing from Lori. In addition to that, I also think his desperation for a girlfriend probably exasperated his defense of this psycho who has literally decades of receipts online. He finally found a girl that paid enough attention to him and he’s not letting go. It just sucks that she’s a fucking parasite and is pretty blatantly using him until she can find someone better to take care of her.
Their entire relationship is so depressing to witness. It’s so one-sided. Kevin has her up on a pedestal and would do anything and everything for her and she just uses him as a doormat. He doesn’t seem to want to acknowledge that his relationship with her ticks almost every box for abuse. It’s baffling. She literally has her dirty laundry aired online spanning decades ffs.

He’s been getting worse the last year or so though. It’s like he’s turning into a little Lori himself.

@urine_county
Yes, this also. After Lori came along pretty much his entire friend circle and family said “fuck this” and left him. I think he feels like he’s been told by not only his friends and family, but literally hundreds of strangers online that he’s made a huge fucking mistake and his reaction is to prove everyone wrong instead of confront and acknowledge it. He’s just lying to himself because the alternative is he has to admit he’s been manipulated and abused and wasted years of his life and who knows how much money on her.
I honestly feel bad for him because I can’t even imagine what it’s like to live with her and be around her 24/7. In the beginning he seemed to actually realize she was psychotic. Idk what changed.
He’s retreated into his own little ~my life is actually perfect, guys, look!~ shell where he feels safe and nobody is going to help him out but himself. From the outside looking in, it’s just depressing.

And yeah, he definitely fell hard for Lori. She took advantage of his desperation and now he’s in too deep.