Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[urine_county]

You know, I was thinking. I don't think Lori thinks that it's only Momo and Vamp behind these threads and I don't think she believes that those two contacted companies to get her collaborations pulled. I think Lori just knows that those two people spoke out against her under their own names and she wants to ruin them because that is Lori's idea of fun. She's hurting because of her lost sponsorships so now she wants others to suffer because it will make her feel better. I bet she screeches at Kevin and helps him write these posts (which reach nobody btw because he ditched all his friends lol) and she's telling him that it's all Momo and Vamp's fault but I don't think she believes it. She just thinks they deserve to be hurt.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

You know, I was thinking. I don't think Lori thinks that it's only Momo and Vamp behind these threads and I don't think she believes that those two contacted companies to get her collaborations pulled. I think Lori just knows that those two people spoke out against her under their own names and she wants to ruin them because that is Lori's idea of fun. She's hurting because of her lost sponsorships so now she wants others to suffer because it will make her feel better. I bet she screeches at Kevin and helps him write these posts (which reach nobody btw because he ditched all his friends lol) and she's telling him that it's all Momo and Vamp's fault but I don't think she believes it. She just thinks they deserve to be hurt.

Makes sense. It's easier to blame people you know instead of nameless people on the internet. Lori, Kevin, you're playing a dangerous game. One of the people you're trying to start shit with has the monetary means to come after you legally. So have fun with that.

ETA this would also make sense why Kevin is the only one seemingly to kick up a fuss about it; Lori is directing him to post while she stays silent so of things do go south she'll throw him under the bus.

 

[Speakeasy Electric]

I mean, there’s no way @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere is Momo, they are far to intelligent, concise and funny in their writing. What a ridiculous idea even. We’ve seen how little effort Mo puts into...well...anything. Really think she could orchestrate all of this?

 

[Tugboat]

I mean, there’s no way @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere is Momo, they are far to intelligent, concise and funny in their writing. What a ridiculous idea even. We’ve seen how little effort Mo puts into...well...anything. Really think she could orchestrate all of this?

Strangely, I'm not even sure Kevin knows about this site. He makes references to Lolcow and Reddit and the Youtubers pretty often but he's never drawn attention to Kiwifarms. He's either still in the dark and a total slowpoke OR he chooses to not say anything because Kiwifarms has actual organized documentation. All the work done here is incredible and there's real discussions. It's easy to pass off Lolcow as "anonymous jealous haters" but Kiwis are bigger beasts.

It's just a bit weird that he's been content to call out every other website that's been "manipulated by lies" but not Kiwifarms.

 

[faggot fucker]

Kevin is losing his mind and asking for Momokun and Vamplette's parents to be doxed. This is actually insane.

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He's since deleted the post about the parents. It was up for 6 hours with only that one interaction posted here. Sincerely, Kevin has lost it.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Strangely, I'm not even sure Kevin knows about this site. He makes references to Lolcow and Reddit and the Youtubers pretty often but he's never drawn attention to Kiwifarms. He's either still in the dark and a total slowpoke OR he chooses to not say anything because Kiwifarms has actual organized documentation. All the work done here is incredible and there's real discussions. It's easy to pass off Lolcow as "anonymous jealous haters" but Kiwis are bigger beasts.

It's just a bit weird that he's been content to call out every other website that's been "manipulated by lies" but not Kiwifarms.

Someone said that Lori did photos in a "cow" costume to take a jab at KF.

As far as the amount of negative attention that being a public of "semi-public" figure tends to attract (e.x. with "criticism" or "gossip" not being the same as legal stalking, harassment, etc to begin with), I'm curious how Lori or Kevin didn't see it coming to some extent, especially given that Lori has gone after others online such as "rival" Sailor Moon cosplayers for the pettiest of reasons.

 

[Tugboat]

Someone said that Lori did photos in a "cow" costume to take a jab at KF.

As far as the amount of negative attention that being a public of "semi-public" figure tends to attract (e.x. with "criticism" or "gossip" not being the same as legal stalking, harassment, etc to begin with), I'm curious how Lori or Kevin didn't see it coming to some extent, especially given that Lori has gone after others online such as "rival" Sailor Moon cosplayers for the pettiest of reasons.

I think she wore a cow outfit for the LolCOW thread. So far there’s been no mention of Kiwi unless it’s lumped under the “hate site” umbrella term he sometimes references.

 

[Trombonista]

Those creases tho

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

I mean, there’s no way @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere is Momo, they are far to intelligent, concise and funny in their writing. What a ridiculous idea even. We’ve seen how little effort Mo puts into...well...anything. Really think she could orchestrate all of this?

You're too kind and, for the record, I am not Momo nor anyone affiliated with her or her community.

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@Tugboat, I believe that Lori and Kevin are aware of Kiwifarms and follow this thread. If you search through recent Lolcow.farm Lori posts, there are many references to KF including a link to this thread. Lori has also passively responded to posts here (example: pictures of her ferrets). I think you're correct that they choose "to not say anything because Kiwifarms has actual organized documentation." Their refusal to directly acknowledge or engage with Kiwifarms is very telling.

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@StraightShooter2 asked: "I'm curious how Lori or Kevin didn't see it coming to some extent, especially given that Lori has gone after others online such as 'rival' Sailor Moon cosplayers for the pettiest of reasons." I think narcissism and naivety are major factors. In addition, Lori wreaked havoc upon people for two decades without being held accountable for her actions. Now, for the first time in Lori's life, there is an organized archive and coherent narrative of her bullshit available for public consumption. With the existence of this thread, she can no longer fly under the radar because a predator exposed is a predator compromised.

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In other news, Kevin recently posted this:

"What if you just like black clothes and jewelry. I don't think the goal is to look rich. Comparing a bezos to a musician is stupid." - Kevin



Don't worry, Kevin - no one thinks you're rich or cares that you'll never be. Go ahead and wear all the black you like, you silly narcissist.

 

[Marche]

I've not seen anything from Moo that even acknowledges these twos existence for so long, Meanwhite I see Kevin bring them up every couple weeks and now Lori is doing a "FUTA" shoot shortly after moo did a hideous futa shoot.

 

[CatFace]

I've not seen anything from Moo that even acknowledges these twos existence for so long, Meanwhite I see Kevin bring them up every couple weeks and now Lori is doing a "FUTA" shoot shortly after moo did a hideous futa shoot.

A little while back on moo thread she had posted a sailor moon wig and a user was pumped up for a fight. I don’t know because just found out now what was being referenced.

So who knows. (I’m still early in this thread so I hardly have any idea what’s going on)

 

[2020chan]

A little while back on moo thread she had posted a sailor moon wig and a user was pumped up for a fight. I don’t know because just found out now what was being referenced.

So who knows. (I’m still early in this thread so I hardly have any idea what’s going on)

Just took a look at Moo and Umbran's instas, doesn't seem to have much significance on the surface, just another wig in a lineup of cosplay wigs.

But something I didn't see before was this comment from Moo

Idk if she ever intended to cosplay Sailor Moon or if the wig was for someone else entirely but I really want Sailor Moo to become a reality.
I'd also love to see a ZeroMoo.


Edit: just gonna leave this here.

Lori, how are you just gonna let Sagi pass you up like that?

 

[CatFace]

A little while back on moo thread she had posted a sailor moon wig and a user was pumped up for a fight. I don’t know because just found out now what was being referenced.

So who knows. (I’m still early in this thread so I hardly have any idea what’s going on)

Just took a look at Moo and Umbran's instas, doesn't seem to have much significance on the surface, just another wig in a lineup of cosplay wigs.
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But something I didn't see before was this comment from Moo
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Idk if she ever intended to cosplay Sailor Moon or if the wig was for someone else entirely but I really want Sailor Moo to become a reality.
I'd also love to see a ZeroMoo.

Ya, I’m sorry I don’t know where the post is. So I can’t tell if it was just complimenting a moon wig made by umbrian or if she planned on doing a cosplay.

and where I am in the thread Lori seems to think she is the one true sailor moon cosplayer. I got many pages to go. But So even if they didn’t have a history lori could take a wig as a challenge.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

Hold onto your butts - there's a lot of bullshit to cover today.

"Beep beeep mooo" - Lori the Lolcow

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Princess Pigmad: Is it just me or does Lori seem extra mad today? Does she think that sneer of contempt will reel in new customers? Aww, it's so hard being held accountable for two decades of sociopathic behavior.

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Lori and Racism Video: Here's a new video highlighting Lori's long-standing racism against Asian people. When a live-action version of Sailor Moon (Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon aka PGSM) debuted in 2003, Lori was furious that she - the "real" Sailor Moon - was not hired to play Usagi. Japanese actress Miyuu Sawai portrayed Usagi in the series and Lori frequently screeched about how "ugly" Miyuu was.

Miyuu Sawai as Usagi Tsukino in PGSM


Miyuu Sawai as Sailor Moon in PGSM


Miyuu Sawai as Princess Serenity in PGSM


Many of Lori's written LiveJournal rants accusing Miyuu of being "flat faced" and "too Asian to be Usagi" have been lost to the pixels of time but this gem of a video features a sample of Lori's appalling racism.

Interviewer: "Sailor Moon was my first love. Have you checked out the live action Sailor Moon?"

Lori: "Every episode. Um... She's flat-faced. Her nose is not cute. She has black hair and her princess dress looked like it came from Walmart."

Interviewer: "So?"

"lol ^_^; mamoru so doesnt look asian though XD haha then again... anime characters never do ^_^ ::adds you::" - Lori



"i think its [PGSM] cute... i dont love it thought -___- moon isnt pretty enough IMO XD ::rolls:: ^_^" - Lori

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Scapegoating: Lori is now pretending to not be racist in an attempt to get asspats from minions on her personal Facebook. Instead of taking responsibility for her actions, Lori is blaming and scapegoating "someone." Who could this "someone" be? Lori's archenemy Momokun? Soni the former Kou? Hmm...

Lori: "Imagine you run out of things to make up about me. Now I'm 'racist'. Imagine that. Someone's getting desperate."

Jessie Pridemore: "Shes just jealous and desperate"

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Jessie Pridemore and Racism: Why would someone be friends with and defend a horrible person like Lori in this day and age? This is cosplayer Jessie Pridemore.



Jessie Pridemore is a Lori defender and enabler. She's also a cosplayer who once wore bronzer "brown face" to cosplay as Anthy Himemiya from Revolutionary Girl Utena.

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Christian Moms: At age 27, Kevin the edgelord is rebelling against Christian moms on Facebook.

"Your soul is going to hell? I doubt it's even real blood. Lmfao whoever posted this has yet to enter a single hot topic or spencers in the past 10 years. Christian moms are at it again." - Kevin

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Lori Lunacy: Here's a recent "full moon" from Lori.

Spoiler: What What (In The Butt)

 

[cigdownmysleeve]

She/her parents fucked up with her pectus and it will kill her. Power level but my brother had it and “haha it was funny” when he’d eat cereal out of it but it crushes your heart, he was young when the put in two metal bars to push the ribs out and like 16 when they removed them, I don’t know if this would work on a 35 year old who also thinks it’s just “cleavage”

 

[Boson]

I know she thinks it’s cute but her like spazzy gestures where she shakes herself quickly are really... creepy. Hate it.

 

[StraightShooter2]

Given her "skillset", I wonder if when she's in her 60s or 70s she'll be appearing on granny/GILF porn sites.

 

[OhGodHowDidThisGetHere]

JFC, what is this? Is it time for Lori to go into a crackhead rehab like Kevin? This is awful.

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

I can't even.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Strangely, I'm not even sure Kevin knows about this site. He makes references to Lolcow and Reddit and the Youtubers pretty often but he's never drawn attention to Kiwifarms. He's either still in the dark and a total slowpoke OR he chooses to not say anything because Kiwifarms has actual organized documentation. All the work done here is incredible and there's real discussions. It's easy to pass off Lolcow as "anonymous jealous haters" but Kiwis are bigger beasts.

It's just a bit weird that he's been content to call out every other website that's been "manipulated by lies" but not Kiwifarms.

If he knew about the Farms then he'd already have Momo's parents' info, which is readily available in HER thread.

But Kevin might not want to fuck with Mr. Mallad, he used to be a competitive bodybuilder.