Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 36-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild celeb wannabe fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

[Schmeckel]

What the fuck?
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Her next cosplay is Lily from the VHS short "Amateur Night."

Spoiler

 

[Street Meat]

Ferret shit is not like bunny shit so I don't think those spots on the carpet are from the ferrets. It may be dirt or other stuff tho

! It's gross no matter what it is.

I've also noticed that she's not showing off that blue tufted sofa any more, it's obscured by bargain-bin junk

 

[felix el gato]

Someone here or on the other farms (don’t ‘member) mentioned something about a study, where people were asked to identify someone’s age based solely on their hands, most were able to guess correctly.

edit: 2006 study.



Also lmao witch chin

 

[Vi0l3t]

I bet Kevin uses Lori's flat caved chest to iron his cosplay

 

[Street Meat]

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Kiwis, do you want to play spot the difference?

 

[urine_county]

Kevin changed his Instagram bio again and now it says "hypebeast cosplayer":



Lori posted a pic to her story today where she's trying to fold her toes in half:

 

[Massa's Little Buckie]

Her skeletal hands and feet are terrifying.

Kawaii uwu am baby lolis don't have those Lori.

 

[Judgment Boy]

Spoiler: Instagram Posts

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Her fashion choices leave me baffled. I just don't know anymore. I don't know what this is.

Well, she finally did it. She managed to trigger my sewing/costume autism one too many times. Thanks, Lori.

At first glance - and given her past "outfits" - I thought this dress was the rather popular Dearly Departed dress from her favorite brand, Dolls Kill (Link). But then, upon seeing the differences with the hem, the design and fit of the bodice, and the layered skirt, I realized the details are nearly identical to the Serene Specter dress (Link). There are subtle differences with the skirt hem in particular (note that the ruffles on her dress are smaller/more bunched up than on the Dolls Kill one), but that could just be accidental on the company.

Spoiler: Dresses In Question

Now, I'll admit that I don't really buy from Dolls Kill, so I might be off-base here and feel free to correct me. But from some cursory searching, the Serene Specter dress was only available in black. I can find no evidence of that specific style being in the nude color. That's what made me initially think it was the Dearly Departed one, because it came in at least three colors with nude being the most prevalent option. So...is this some new, Dolls Kill-licensed mish-mash of the two? An odd factory error? Or did she literally have to buy some dupe of dresses that are literally $35-$40 despite being oh so rich and successful?

Whichever it is, I guess it just tops off the fit alongside the possible-dupe of an LV bracelet and a choker from Spencer's.

Spoiler: Kevin's ~fahshun~

View attachment 2288642Nice! Abuela let you do some arts and crafts today. Good job, little buddy. Nobody tell him it looks like duct tape and hardware off an old purse. Just nod and smile. I actually found the pants he DIY'd, they're a mid-range knockoff of Moschino's golden skinny jeans. For a fashion fag he sure commits a LOT of sins.
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As for Kevin, he's a lost cause. Jeremy Scott fashion is some of the tackiest shit I've ever seen. The only reason he ever got big with the "young crowd" was because he did most of the styling for a Kpop group like almost 10 years ago, and has always catered to people still clinging to their youth. Spray painting some pleather gold is just a start, next we'll be seeing him sewing Carebear heads onto a hoodie and calling it artistic expression. It's honestly kind of sad, because Kevin does have talent and some artistic vision when it comes to cosplay, but my god. His everyday fashion is just...something else. It's true that there are some people that can genuinely pull off even the weirdest clothes, but he in particular doesn't come off as some "hypebeast". Just tryhard.

Oh, and I should also note that as gaudy as the winged shoes are, they are by no means the worst stuff that Jeremy Scott's ever made. Not by a long shot. Some of his more "iconic" stuff even makes the Guapi pants look tame in comparison.

(Late with the sperging, I know and I'm sorry, but it was bugging me.)

 

[faggot fucker]

Lori posted a pic to her story today where she's trying to fold her toes in half:

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LC thinks this is a direct reference to a meme an anon made on there not long ago. The toe curling is hilarious and makes me believe that she posted her selfies, checked the threads, saw the toe comments and the meme and then jumped to make posts about it. She's obsessed with us. What are you, Lori? Momokun?

 

[2020chan]

LC thinks this is a direct reference to a meme an anon made on there not long ago. The toe curling is hilarious and makes me believe that she posted her selfies, checked the threads, saw the toe comments and the meme and then jumped to make posts about it. She's obsessed with us. What are you, Lori? Momokun?
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Lori wishes she were Momokun.
Momokun could buy a real LV bracelet and pay the rent on their apartment just to use it as wig storage. She passively spends on out to eat for a week as much as Lori makes in a month on onlyfans.
She honestly should have kissed Momokun's ass in hopes of doing a collab shoot but she thought she was better than that. She thought she was a queen bee, alpha bitchy cosplayer, turned out she was just a nobody.
Too bad for Lori. Sucks to suck I guess.

 

[Vi0l3t]

Kevin changed his Instagram bio again and now it says "hypebeast cosplayer":

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Lori posted a pic to her story today where she's trying to fold her toes in half:

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Loris feet are eye sores because she smoothed every other part of her body to oblivion. She has very manly feet. Her toes are really ugly.

 

[nekrataal]

Someone here or on the other farms (don’t ‘member) mentioned something about a study, where people were asked to identify someone’s age based solely on their hands, most were able to guess correctly.

edit: 2006 study.

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Also lmao witch chin

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Those long ass nails on them haggish reptilian hands will never not be gross.

 

[Hugh Wotmaet]

It would have to be young girls who are fresh into the scene. Cosplay girls already in the scene and/or older would not give him the time or day. With that said, "young girls" now he may end up becoming a nonce if it comes to that but that's the shit; it would only be Cosplay girls who are fresh & new because there's no history. They're starting out.

Tbh he can use the grooming and manipulative behaviour Lori had taught him to continue the cycle and rope in someone as naive as he once was. Let’s not and just keep Kevvy out of the cosplay community as a whole—the way he currently has been segregated—instead.

And not to beat a dead horse, but that LV bracelet is clearly a knockoff, you guys are all correct. Louis doesn’t make mistakes like the small details you’ve all pointed out. This is a brand that destroys thousands of perfectly good, $5000 handbags every year. Anything imperfect gets torched and turfed. It isn’t even second-hand as even the cheapest gold plated Louis hardware/jewelry does not tarnish. If that trinket is real, the previous owners would have had to submerge the bracelet in chlorine pool water basically for days at a time. Louis Vuitton, to my knowledge, has never used a blue ribbon in their packaging either, unless featured as part of their special collaborative items. Blue is not one of the brands “colours”

 

[silky layer]

Well, she finally did it. She managed to trigger my sewing/costume autism one too many times. Thanks, Lori.

At first glance - and given her past "outfits" - I thought this dress was the rather popular Dearly Departed dress from her favorite brand, Dolls Kill (Link). But then, upon seeing the differences with the hem, the design and fit of the bodice, and the layered skirt, I realized the details are nearly identical to the Serene Specter dress (Link). There are subtle differences with the skirt hem in particular (note that the ruffles on her dress are smaller/more bunched up than on the Dolls Kill one), but that could just be accidental on the company.

Spoiler: Dresses In Question

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Now, I'll admit that I don't really buy from Dolls Kill, so I might be off-base here and feel free to correct me. But from some cursory searching, the Serene Specter dress was only available in black. I can find no evidence of that specific style being in the nude color. That's what made me initially think it was the Dearly Departed one, because it came in at least three colors with nude being the most prevalent option. So...is this some new, Dolls Kill-licensed mish-mash of the two? An odd factory error? Or did she literally have to buy some dupe of dresses that are literally $35-$40 despite being oh so rich and successful?

Whichever it is, I guess it just tops off the fit alongside the possible-dupe of an LV bracelet and a choker from Spencer's.
*snip*

DollsKill is the ultimate fast fashion storefront: trendy stuff made to be purchased on impulse. They carry a lot of brands (such as Widow) that focus on distinctive internet fads. Which fits Lori perfectly, but they're not the source for this look.

What she's wearing is not the serene specter, nor is it the dearly departed dress. This garment isn't a one-off or something like that. She also didn't sew additional layers or alter the bodice. The differences are because it is a different item entirely.

I am absolutely confident it is a free people intimately lace slip. This item was first introduced several years ago. I watched it go from the main display to the clearance rack at Nordstrom. Lori is much shorter than this model, but I'm sure you can see the uneven hem and distinctive W line on the bodice (as well as the coffee stained cream color).



Here's a postmark listing+ with more photos. Seeing the condition, she probably bought it secondhand. Or got a knockoff since free people often has dupes made of their designs. So.. a $100 dress instead. She's moving on up!

 

[RADBEAVER]

DollsKill is the ultimate fast fashion storefront: trendy stuff made to be purchased on impulse. They carry a lot of brands (such as Widow) that focus on distinctive internet fads. Which fits Lori perfectly, but they're not the source for this look.

What she's wearing is not the serene specter, nor is it the dearly departed dress. This garment isn't a one-off or something like that. She also didn't sew additional layers or alter the bodice. The differences are because it is a different item entirely.

I am absolutely confident it is a free people intimately lace slip. This item was first introduced several years ago. I watched it go from the main display to the clearance rack at Nordstrom. Lori is much shorter than this model, but I'm sure you can see the uneven hem and distinctive W line on the bodice (as well as the coffee stained cream color).

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Here's a postmark listing+ with more photos. Seeing the condition, she probably bought it secondhand. Or got a knockoff since free people often has dupes made of their designs. So.. a $100 dress instead. She's moving on up!

It 100% is this dress. You can tell by the W hemming at the waist. $49 used on poshmark.

 

[Judgment Boy]

DollsKill is the ultimate fast fashion storefront: trendy stuff made to be purchased on impulse. They carry a lot of brands (such as Widow) that focus on distinctive internet fads. Which fits Lori perfectly, but they're not the source for this look.

What she's wearing is not the serene specter, nor is it the dearly departed dress. This garment isn't a one-off or something like that. She also didn't sew additional layers or alter the bodice. The differences are because it is a different item entirely.

I am absolutely confident it is a free people intimately lace slip. This item was first introduced several years ago. I watched it go from the main display to the clearance rack at Nordstrom. Lori is much shorter than this model, but I'm sure you can see the uneven hem and distinctive W line on the bodice (as well as the coffee stained cream color).

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Here's a postmark listing+ with more photos. Seeing the condition, she probably bought it secondhand. Or got a knockoff since free people often has dupes made of their designs. So.. a $100 dress instead. She's moving on up!

Ergh. Free People. Aka "Rue 21 for 10x the price". Really seeing where she dropped all that "Please Help My Poor Ferrets" money with every passing day, aren't we?

Part of me wants to say god help Kevin if she ever rips that fucking dress (which can happen just from putting it on) and she tries to make him fix it. Without powerleving much, I can say from experience that no amount of cosplay crafting skills can prepare that boy for the hell that is altering or stitching up that type of lacey nightmare in a way that won't be obvious, regardless of where the rip is or how big. And you just know she'll screech at him if it's not back to 'almost new' condition, and you definitely know she ain't doing it. But alas, that sympathetic part of me fades rather quickly whenever he posts. Does make me wonder now though just how often that particular domestic dispute happens in their little corner of West Valley.

I just hope they were just using the ferrets as bait for pity bucks and that they aren't actually sick. Wouldn't make it less shitty, but just a different kind of shitty.

And thank you for the correction genuinely appreciate it because it was driving me insane.
Even if it reminded me that Free People still exists.

 

[darklord]

Spoiler: Instagram Posts

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Her fashion choices leave me baffled. I just don't know anymore. I don't know what this is.

amazing dress, abuela! really suits the gremlin toes!

 

[One Trick Pony]

Tbh he can use the grooming and manipulative behaviour Lori had taught him to continue the cycle and rope in someone as naive as he once was. Let’s not and just keep Kevvy out of the cosplay community as a whole—the way he currently has been segregated—instead.

I didn't even think about that & you're so right.

Which cons do they frequent? I know Anime Expo out in L.A. which holds the classic story of Kevin pissing on Lori's 0-2 suit is one but which others?

 

[FraggleSquak]

Well, she finally did it. She managed to trigger my sewing/costume autism one too many times. Thanks, Lori.

At first glance - and given her past "outfits" - I thought this dress was the rather popular Dearly Departed dress from her favorite brand, Dolls Kill (Link). But then, upon seeing the differences with the hem, the design and fit of the bodice, and the layered skirt, I realized the details are nearly identical to the Serene Specter dress (Link). There are subtle differences with the skirt hem in particular (note that the ruffles on her dress are smaller/more bunched up than on the Dolls Kill one), but that could just be accidental on the company.

Spoiler: Dresses In Question

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Now, I'll admit that I don't really buy from Dolls Kill, so I might be off-base here and feel free to correct me. But from some cursory searching, the Serene Specter dress was only available in black. I can find no evidence of that specific style being in the nude color. That's what made me initially think it was the Dearly Departed one, because it came in at least three colors with nude being the most prevalent option. So...is this some new, Dolls Kill-licensed mish-mash of the two? An odd factory error? Or did she literally have to buy some dupe of dresses that are literally $35-$40 despite being oh so rich and successful?

Whichever it is, I guess it just tops off the fit alongside the possible-dupe of an LV bracelet and a choker from Spencer's.



As for Kevin, he's a lost cause. Jeremy Scott fashion is some of the tackiest shit I've ever seen. The only reason he ever got big with the "young crowd" was because he did most of the styling for a Kpop group like almost 10 years ago, and has always catered to people still clinging to their youth. Spray painting some pleather gold is just a start, next we'll be seeing him sewing Carebear heads onto a hoodie and calling it artistic expression. It's honestly kind of sad, because Kevin does have talent and some artistic vision when it comes to cosplay, but my god. His everyday fashion is just...something else. It's true that there are some people that can genuinely pull off even the weirdest clothes, but he in particular doesn't come off as some "hypebeast". Just tryhard.

Oh, and I should also note that as gaudy as the winged shoes are, they are by no means the worst stuff that Jeremy Scott's ever made. Not by a long shot. Some of his more "iconic" stuff even makes the Guapi pants look tame in comparison.

(Late with the sperging, I know and I'm sorry, but it was bugging me.)

I think she's had this dress for a long while because she's taken selfies in a dress similar to this when she used to work at the sex toy shop when she lived in Washington. I found a photo of her wearing the same dress from a photo she posted back in 2013 (if you look at the stitching on the area below her pink shirt it matches the same stitching in the dress she was wearing in the more recent photo). For people who are still friends with Lori on Facebook, if you go scrolling back through her photo feed before she quit the sex shop job you will see photos of her in that dress (full body photos).

Lori used to own and wear a lot of Free People clothing, and iirc this was a common style for Free People circa 2010-2014.

 

[Balthier]

Kevin changed his Instagram bio again and now it says "hypebeast cosplayer":

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Lori posted a pic to her story today where she's trying to fold her toes in half:

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This is genuinely disgusting. Her nail looks so gross: