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NOTE: This is an abridged introduction to Lori and Kevin. With two decades of drama, it's a daunting task to catalog and summarize their history. Fellow farmers are encouraged to improve this OP. INTRO TO LORI:Lorena "Lori" A. Cerda (born April 16, 1985), also known by her cosplay alias Usagi Kou, is a 36-year-old batshit crazy cosplayer and e-thot. Originally from New York, she now lives in West Valley City, Utah with her current hostage fiancé Kevin C. Hanft and their 4 pet ferrets. She is of Chilean (father) and Irish (mother) descent and identifies as Spanish. Lori is an odd mix of trainwreck, snowflake, and horrorcow with antics ranging from benignly amusing to bizarre to outright abusive. For over two decades, Lori has earned a reputation for predatory and toxic behavior including bullying, manipulation, cheating, stalking, grifting, threatening blackmail, theft, abuse (physical, emotional, and financial), grooming minors, animal abandonment, extortion, photoshop abuse, and more.
Here is a Lori and Kevin dictionary [LINK] and an index of topics:
- Allegations of Abandonment, Sexual Assault, and Coerced Suicide Attempt: [LINK]
- Animal Abandonment, Neglect, and Threats of Cruelty: [LINK] and [LINK]
- Art and Fanart: [LINK]
- Bullying Cosplayers: Jenna [LINK] / Usagi Seion [LINK] / Zan [LINK]
- Camouflage and Predatory Behavior: [LINK]
- Cheating in Cosplay Competitions: [LINK]
- Cheating in Relationships and Transphobia: [LINK]
- "Cleavage" (Pectus Excavatum): [LINK]
- Cosplay Control in Relationships: [LINK]
- "Darling in the Franxx" Skinwalking Obsession: [LINK]
- Dysfunctional Family and List of Husbands: [LINK]
- Dysfunctional Relationship Patterns: [LINK]
- Face Apps 101: [LINK]
- Feigned Exclusivity and Social Media Access: [LINK]
- Former Kou Rant Against Lori: [LINK]
- Grifting WoW: [LINK]
- IG Influencer Info 101: [LINK]
- Intro to Kevin: [LINK]
- Karen-ing and Peasants: [LINK]
- Kayla "Snoozeberries" (Former Kou and Lori's Sailor Venus): [LINK]
- Kevin and Momokun: Part 1 [LINK] and Part 2 [LINK]
- Kevin the "Sexy Anime Guy": [LINK]
- Kewl Kou Klan (Lori's KKK): [LINK]
- Kitty Joins the Farms: [LINK]
- List of Companies That Have Cut Ties With Lori: [LINK] and [LINK]
- List of Things Lori Claims She Originated: [LINK]
- Lori and Kevin: Overt Abuse (Part 1) [LINK] and Covert Abuse (Part 2) [LINK]
- Lurking and Typical Lori Responses: [LINK]
- Malingering and "Medical Issues": [LINK]
- Missing Teeth and No Smiling in Photos: [LINK]
- Narcissism: Hypocrisy [LINK] and "Superior" Genetics [LINK]
- "Natural" Eyelashes: [LINK]
- Pandering to Pedophiles: [LINK]
- Police Interventions: [LINK]
- Racism: [LINK] and [LINK]
- Response to Scott's Testimonial: [LINK]
- Response to Transgender Comments: [LINK]
- Rikki, Kitty, and Lori: [LINK]
- "Sailor Moon" and Untreated Mental Illness(es): [LINK]
- Scott's Testimonials: [LINK]
- Shitty Gifts: [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [LINK]
- Skinwalking: The Kitty Era (2017 - Now) [LINK] and [LINK]
- "Signature" Poof Pout: [LINK]
- Timeline: 2005-2017: [LINK]
Lori's hobbies include compulsively taking selfies, hating other women (especially "big girls"), lying, abusing Kevin, cheating on Kevin, spending Kevin's hard-earned money on frivolous weeb shit despite financial troubles, antagonizing Mariah "Momokun" Mallad, claiming she invented various things, photoshopping herself to look like questionably young anime characters, denying the use of said photoshop, pretending to be "crippled" to avoid work, neglecting animals, abandoning pets, grifting, harassing cosplayers, bragging about her “superior” genetics, getting banned from anime conventions due to cheating in cosplay competitions, stalking Kitty, and acting like an egomaniacal monster.
Kevin dropped out of college to support Lori by working a full-time job for minimum wage. She chose to attend anime conventions instead of graduating high school and is now a lewd cosplay e-girl who panders to degenerate lolicon fetishists with creepy pedobait content. Lori has a history of grooming minors to serve as minions for her physical, emotional, sexual, and financial demands so this is particularly disturbing.
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Photoshop Abuse: While this is hardly one of Lori's more egregious behaviors, it's one of the most noticeable and done with the intent to deceive. At 36 years old, Lori is obsessed with looking younger than her chronological age and claims she has superior "vampire" genes that render her eternally youthful. The natural aging process directly clashes with Lori's somatic narcissism and, as you can see, Lori abuses photoshop and filters almost as much as she abuses Kevin. Despite her denial regarding the use of image editing tools, rare candid photos tell a very different story.
"Imagine being so stupid you think we photoshop every single photo we've ever posted. Imagine being so stupid you think a photographer's edit is our own edits. We have big eyes and small noses, fight me irl lol"
- Lori Kevin
SKINWALKING:Skinwalking is the adoption of a fictional character’s personality and behavior. Lori is an otherkin with a long history of skinwalking that started in 2001. When the real world contradicts Lori's delusions of grandeur, she opts to be an anime character rather than face reality.
- Skinwalking (Part 1): The Sailor Moon Years [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-A): The Kewl Kou Klan [LINK]
- Skinwalking (Part 2-B): The Mamo-chan Collection [LINK]
"Lori [age 33] and I as Hiro and ZeroTwo. We had fun running around the movie theater in our costumes xD"
- Kevin in 2018 (age 25) MENTAL HEALTH: It's likely that Lori struggles with mental illness(es) because her actions are clearly not those of a healthy person. That said, Lori has historically refused to take responsibility for actions or seek psychological treatment despite countless instances of people pleading for her to get professional help. By repeatedly capitalizing on the pain of others, Lori reinforces harmful societal stigmas about psychological disorders and insults people who fight to overcome the very real burdens of mental illness. When an adult uses mental health, trauma, or past victimization as an excuse to harm others, it is called an abuse excuse and abuse excusers can go fuck themselves.
Lori seems to have no interest in changing her behavior, addressing her issues, or making amends for her past actions. Therefore, people deserve to know that Lori is a predator. She has a long and documented history of being physically, psychologically, and financially abusive as well as sadistic, manipulative, deceitful, and remorseless.
“But see thats why I have always been cocky and confident about my age. Unlike most people I dont need to abuse filters. No. Im just really adorable and I have bomb light in my apartment. Accept that some people are genetically blessed. Why do people rage so much over beauty? The haters are trying really hard lately but it just fuels my vampire blood that I’m on your mind this early in the morning. For fucks sake my fiance thought I was 22 when he met me.” - Lori, 2019
"Woot! I know im pretty thank you no wonder why people steal my pics i think they need to get a life. seriously. i already have to deal with people like zan, usagi dumpling trying to be me. i know they will never reach my level but then these idiots obsess so much they start using my pics and fucking with my image. But now i finally have something that wil scarre them away. i think ive been good cause lately ive got some good karma. hahaa guess what ive been doing the same. im using your stupid pics now what do you think? im sending them to old perverts. LOL. now YOU will see how funny it is to use pics that arent you." - Lori, 2008
"Lol I love it when I piss off the 'big' girls so they send their room mate and like, 2 incels, to attack. Not liking someone because of your jealousy doesn't give you the right to bully them. Now you gonna learn. Everytime someone signs up on OF [OnlyFans], these girls get a wrinkle." - Lori, 2021
KEWL KOU KLAN:Kou is pronounced like "ko" and means "light" in Japanese. Around 2004, Lori created a cosplay group called the Kewl Kou Klan to indulge her Sailor Moon delusions and camouflage her predatory behavior. She groomed and used KKK members to bankroll her parasitic lifestyle, serve as minions, act as her Sailor Moon supporting cast, and harass others as her personal army.
ALLEGATIONS: At an anime convention in the early 2000s, Lori’s 2nd husband Luis allegedly got a 16-year-old cosplayer drunk and raped her. Lori then allegedly laughed in the victim's face and encouraged her to commit suicide. Thankfully, the minor was eventually hospitalized and survived. Lori also abandoned a teenager with special needs alone in the city of Baltimore at night. Fortunately, the teen was eventually found safe. No charges were ever filed for these incidents and Lori has expressed no remorse for her sociopathic actions. According to Lori, it got "blown out of proportion" and "shit happens." [LINK] KEVIN: Recent Lori drama involves her 27-year-old fiancé Kevin Hanft from Utah. They started dating in November 2017 and it's been a shitshow ever since. Their relationship is rife with mutual abuse including physical violence, property destruction. threats of animal cruelty, suicide attempts, suicide threats, cheating, emotional abuse, extortion, and more.
Lori is a bitterly jealous person with a history of controlling and punishing her partners for interacting with people she doesn't like. For Kevin, this includes most women, any friends who try to save him from Lori's abuse, and even Hanft family members who speak out against Lori. Lori once threatened to blackmail Kevin with false rape accusations. On another occasion, Lori coerced Kevin into self-injuring his leg to prove his loyalty to her. Some of their arguments have required intervention by the police and Kevin’s family but, despite all this, Kevin continues to defend Lori.
- Introduction to Kevin [LINK] - Lori and Kevin: Overt Abuse [LINK] - Lori and Kevin: Covert Abuse [LINK]
Before Lori and After Lori
A visual summary of their unhealthy relationship.
"Ass Handles"
"If you're proud to post this selfie. I hope you're proud to show this as well. About how fucking crazy she [Lori] made you. And the things she made you do so you could stay friends with other girls."
- Mariah Mallad (aka Momokun)
Original Picture: "I did this in order to stay friends with jade to prove I didn't like her that way. And she [Lori] never seems to show concern when i get hurt..." - Kevin
LORI & KEVIN INFO
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