I think I'm gonna take you up on that lifestyle. I just need to fit it around work.Hey bro. Let me adopt you. I've been there done that, etc. You're crying out for guidance, and I can provide in spades. The first piece of advice is free and it is this; change yourself physically and your mind will begin to conform to a new, far superior reality. i.e hit the gym. 4 days a week no exceptions. 3-5g of creatine every morning, 1000mg of multivitamin, 300mg of caffeine DAILY, 4-6 meals a day, high protein, hi carbs, high fat. Be generous. 5k-6k calories. 4-5 hours of high intensity high mass, low rep training a week. 1st month will be hell. 2nd month will be Syria. 3rd month will be Detroit, 4th month will be a breeze.
In 8 months you can come back and thank me. I will have more advice waiting for you.