Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

Oh good, Ace is going for FtM big titty muscle cats now

 

[Iron Hamster]

Another update from the FA Lou-Missions!

Spoiler: Islamic NSFW Content

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holy shit is Lou really going the route of "haha this character is actually a trans man as opposed to being a trans woman" as opposed to saying that his character was a hyper-buff tittytiger who became such because a guy named Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (which is Lou's DEADNAME, do not use it as casually as Lou does casually thank you!) got bored of watching porn in his room in PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, not GREENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA one day? Color me surprised. Also wouldn't a trans man, you know, not want boobs at the very least?

Oh yeah, for those keeping track: I can't see a price but I am assuming this is either $20 going by the listing or $10 going by the fact that this is a single character as opposed to a two character flat piece, meaning that Lou spent $80/92 or $90/92 of oh-so-urgent FuboTV bill on furry porn alone.

Let's face it: Lou is only retweeting this Swoll person, not because the thread in particular was interesting to him, but because a few of the tweets had scantily-clad buff women like the true and honest ace-sexual trans woman he is. That, or Lou encountered another IchigoTomago to be friends with
I go to Swoll's Twitter and the first thing I notice is "oh by the way, here's my Cashapp" while Swoll's also retweeting a bunch of "haha rich people are greedy" posts.

So............................100 lbs of:
1) ketchup
2) pizza
3) iPads
4) dead pets

 

[The Dude]

Another update from the FA Lou-Missions!

Spoiler: Islamic NSFW Content

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holy shit is Lou really going the route of "haha this character is actually a trans man as opposed to being a trans woman" as opposed to saying that his character was a hyper-buff tittytiger who became such because a guy named Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (which is Lou's DEADNAME, do not use it as casually as Lou does casually thank you!) got bored of watching porn in his room in PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, not GREENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA one day? Color me surprised. Also wouldn't a trans man, you know, not want boobs at the very least?

Oh yeah, for those keeping track: I can't see a price but I am assuming this is either $20 going by the listing or $10 going by the fact that this is a single character as opposed to a two character flat piece, meaning that Lou spent $80/92 or $90/92 of oh-so-urgent FuboTV bill on furry porn alone.

Let's face it: Lou is only retweeting this Swoll person, not because the thread in particular was interesting to him, but because a few of the tweets had scantily-clad buff women like the true and honest ace-sexual trans woman he is. That, or Lou encountered another IchigoTomago to be friends with
I go to Swoll's Twitter and the first thing I notice is "oh by the way, here's my Cashapp" while Swoll's also retweeting a bunch of "haha rich people are greedy" posts.

Why does the massively buff tiddy cat have crotch rot? Is it just me or does it look like it has crotch rot? I can't be the only one who sees that. Why the fuck would anyone want their furfag fap art character to look like it's got a titanic case of jock itch?

 

[Mountain Dew]

Another deformed weasel for the books.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Another update from the FA Lou-Missions!

Spoiler: Islamic NSFW Content

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holy shit is Lou really going the route of "haha this character is actually a trans man as opposed to being a trans woman" as opposed to saying that his character was a hyper-buff tittytiger who became such because a guy named Louis Dominic Gagliardi III (which is Lou's DEADNAME, do not use it as casually as Lou does casually thank you!) got bored of watching porn in his room in PITTSBURGH, PENNSYLVANIA, not GREENSBURG, PENNSYLVANIA one day? Color me surprised. Also wouldn't a trans man, you know, not want boobs at the very least?

Oh yeah, for those keeping track: I can't see a price but I am assuming this is either $20 going by the listing or $10 going by the fact that this is a single character as opposed to a two character flat piece, meaning that Lou spent $80/92 or $90/92 of oh-so-urgent FuboTV bill on furry porn alone.

Let's face it: Lou is only retweeting this Swoll person, not because the thread in particular was interesting to him, but because a few of the tweets had scantily-clad buff women like the true and honest ace-sexual trans woman he is. That, or Lou encountered another IchigoTomago to be friends with
I go to Swoll's Twitter and the first thing I notice is "oh by the way, here's my Cashapp" while Swoll's also retweeting a bunch of "haha rich people are greedy" posts.

LOL the big tittytiger has troon titties, lopsided and in the wrong spot.

 

[The Dude]

LOL the big tittytiger has troon titties, lopsided and in the wrong spot.

And a fungal infection on it's crotch. That's what happens when you never bathe and go for days without even changing your underwear. I guess Louie wanted at least SOMETHING about his tiddy cat to be accurate to himself.

 

[Sintharia]

I think it’s very telling that Lou is doubling down on “This very clearly femme tiddy cat identifies as male and uses he/him pronouns.” He’s moved onto projecting his personal lack of effort onto the characters he creates in an attempt to legitimize himself.

 

[The Dude]

I think it’s very telling that Lou is doubling down on “This very clearly femme tiddy cat identifies as male and uses he/him pronouns.” He’s moved onto projecting his personal lack of effort onto the characters he creates in an attempt to legitimize himself.

Or maybe Louie is just your typical heterosexual coomer who doesn't want icky dicks on the things he faps to, but still wants all the special attention and identity politics that goes along with claiming to be trans?

 

[Solid Snek]

Let's face it: Lou is only retweeting this Swoll person, not because the thread in particular was interesting to him, but because a few of the tweets had scantily-clad buff women like the true and honest ace-sexual trans woman he is. That, or Lou encountered another IchigoTomago to be friends with
I go to Swoll's Twitter and the first thing I notice is "oh by the way, here's my Cashapp" while Swoll's also retweeting a bunch of "haha rich people are greedy" posts.

Swoll's kinda like Ichigo, yeah. He's had a few more "positive" interactions with Lou than Ichigo has, but on the whole Babe's a "pick fights and suck punch dudes" friend, not a "*huuuugs*" friend.

Or maybe Louie is just your typical heterosexual coomer who doesn't want icky dicks on the things he faps to, but still wants all the special attention and identity politics that goes along with claiming to be trans?

Maybe, but he's hornyposted hunky dudes before, too, and even his women characters tend to have the muscle structure of Brock Lesnar. Not really much with dicks, but I'd be shocked if Lou wasn't at least a little prison gay.


Lou's been mostly sticking with retweets and Tells.

Interesting to note that his mom is still alive, BUT MIGHT NEED SURGERY (hint hint hint)


Lou got another money challenge:

which I can virtually guarantee he'll fail, but whatever. $200 for no tweet deletes all month, GO!


And "Mr E" returned (?) with a series of Ukraine questions:



The last one's especially telling.

Lou seems to think that Mr E is one person - an anonymous friend, who doesn't want to speak up for fear of Lou attacking them (which probably isn't the case; my guess is that Mr E is actually a bunch of his friends, who don't want to speak up for fear of Lou attacking them).

If that were true, imagine ignoring your friend's concerns, and instead of saying something like "sorry, I've been busy" or "don't worry, I still stand with your country", he goes on the offensive instead.


He DID retweet some Ukraine news right after this argument, according to the timestamps:

It's a pretty dumb take (taking in war orphans = kidnapping children now??) but at least Lou's making some effort to reach out to the Mr Es.




Heeheehee.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

And "Mr E" returned (?) with a series of Ukraine questions:



The last one's especially telling.

Reminder:

Ace on Twitter: "Honest, not popular opinion, but I don’t care what h…

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[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Or maybe Louie is just your typical heterosexual coomer who doesn't want icky dicks on the things he faps to, but still wants all the special attention and identity politics that goes along with claiming to be trans?

I don't think Lardo's sexuality can be explained on a plain old "heterosexual <-> homosexual" scale. So far he's

• tweeted about fox who can take many cox
• liked hyper shit, both on male-bodied, female-bodied, and futa furries
• "teased" was a massive asshole to that other furry by calling "ur such a bottom hehe *uWu*"

Not really much with dicks, but I'd be shocked if Lou wasn't at least a little prison gay.

He might be prison gay but he might also be an opportunistic predator like a pacific sanddab or an elderly pedophile. He doesn't really have a choice in partners.
Edit: yeah, that's prison gay. Had a minor brainfart. Anyway, there's no way to know if he's just prison gay, has the usual furry tranny brain rot of finding anything and everything hot, or if he's a bisexual dude turned furry degenerate. Which came first? Him playing for both/all teams or him getting so fat no one would have sex with him?

 

[Spoonomancer]

Lou got another money challenge:

which I can virtually guarantee he'll fail, but whatever. $200 for no tweet deletes all month, GO!

Lou would get so pissed if he failed this challenge and this asker successfully did a chargeback, I would be totally down to see Lou be in actual debt because of his retardation.

And "Mr E" returned (?) with a series of Ukraine questions:



The last one's especially telling.

1. It's a simple question, Lou. Why don't you talk about Ukraine anymore? I thought you were extremely supportive of Ukraine. and this is me being forgiving while I ignore the "I don't care about Ukraine" tweet he made before realizing that Ukraine could be a short term grift for him
2. See one, It's a simple question
3. Lou's going to not even elaborate on this, even if it can be used as a gotcha on whoever this "Mr. E" person is. Come on Lou, if not Ukraine you can let us know who Mr. E is once and for all.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don't think Lardo's sexuality can be explained on a plain old "heterosexual <-> homosexual" scale. So far he's

• tweeted about fox who can take many cox
• liked hyper shit, both on male-bodied, female-bodied, and futa furries
• "teased" was a massive asshole to that other furry by calling "ur such a bottom hehe *uWu*"

He might be prison gay but he might also be an opportunistic predator like a pacific sanddab or an elderly pedophile. He doesn't really have a choice in partners.
Edit: yeah, that's prison gay. Had a minor brainfart. Anyway, there's no way to know if he's just prison gay, has the usual furry tranny brain rot of finding anything and everything hot, or if he's a bisexual dude turned furry degenerate. Which came first? Him playing for both/all teams or him getting so fat no one would have sex with him?

My guess is he was fat first, then got desperate enough to reach for anything at all. Socially isolating himself within the furry culture (which, as we all know, is notoriously gay) probably didn't help, either. I remember people posted links to his old (old old OLD) forum accounts earlier in the thread; early 00s, dudebro gamer sites and such. I didn't dig too deep, but it'd be interesting to see if he was hornyposting for fox dick back then, or if it was all just HUGE TIT WONDER WOMAN PORN.

Related question: when did Lou first start wanting to fuck cats?

Has he always wanted to fuck cats, ever since he hit puberty, or was this is a slow and gradual development, the culmination of years of being denied human affection?

I don't have a Tell account, and I won't encourage anyone to bother Lou... but if one of Lou's friends is reading this, and you can think of a tactful, respectful way to ask him when he first got interested in fucking cats, maybe let us know?

 

[Aunt Carol]

Didn't Lou have an unremarkable e-boyfriend once? He keeps answering these questions as a permavirgin, which is accurate as far as reality goes, but there are a lot of furries who'd be annoyed if they knew Lou was implying that online-only LDRs aren't real.

(Obviously not the sex questions, but the questions about being in a relationship, ending a relationship, etc.)

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Moderately spicy Tells:

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2961469146

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2961521136

https://tellonym.me/acekat/answer/2961597086

Some of Undertale Larper's fake video game alters are concerned:

https://twitter.com/acekatt/status/1525189414825373696 | https://archive.ph/gzoCC

Someone's doing a stupid Doctor Who roleplay:

 

[Solid Snek]

-edit- nevermind, ninja'd.

Spoiler: Norman got it already

So, something I missed while screenshooting this stuff: Lou seems to have worked out who "Mr E" is, based on the way he types.

Somebody (Mr E again? Another friend? A troll?) points this out to Lou, leading to the second argument of the day:




Actually, third argument of the day, maybe? I thought this was kinda funny:

It took me a minute to work out what was going on, but the "wibbly-wobbly timey whimey" sounded so fucking familiar...

Quick search online, and it turns out one of Lou's friends was posting a very famous Dr Who skit at him:

in which Dr Who says a bunch of seemingly random lines, like "it's complicated" and "timey whimey stuff", with the expectation that his audience will respond in an appropriate manner, and help him rescue his phone box from horrible space monsters.

I don't know a damn thing about Dr Who, so the fact that I managed to recognize the quote, and Lou - massive Dr Who fan that he is - did not, really speaks volumes, I think.

Someone's doing a stupid Doctor Who roleplay:

So it wasn't just me then, huh?

Basically everyone can recognize "timey wimey" as a dumb Dr Who skit - except for Lou, who is supposedly a massive Dr Who sperg.

Some of Undertale Larper's fake video game alters are concerned:

lol.

LARPer.

Mr E is LARPer, isn't it?

 

[Gay Persona]

The jump from "shitty tf mpreg fetish erotica" to "making fun of Snyder's daughter's suicide death and his PTSD-ridden fans" was not something I was expecting from the Lou arc.

If he keeps this up, he'll reach enough controversy that normie twitter will finally catch on and I'll be able to publicly make fun of him. Keep doing the good work, Lou!

 

[Slowbro]

I don't think Lardo's sexuality can be explained on a plain old "heterosexual <-> homosexual" scale. So far he's

• tweeted about fox who can take many cox
• liked hyper shit, both on male-bodied, female-bodied, and futa furries
• "teased" was a massive asshole to that other furry by calling "ur such a bottom hehe *uWu*"

He might be prison gay but he might also be an opportunistic predator like a pacific sanddab or an elderly pedophile. He doesn't really have a choice in partners.
Edit: yeah, that's prison gay. Had a minor brainfart. Anyway, there's no way to know if he's just prison gay, has the usual furry tranny brain rot of finding anything and everything hot, or if he's a bisexual dude turned furry degenerate. Which came first? Him playing for both/all teams or him getting so fat no one would have sex with him?

Late (and I've been drinking so forgive me) but Lou isn't prison gay, he's furry gay. It may sound the same, but most male furries start out with some sort of hermaphrodite character so they can be a dude, but play a "girl" so they can RP with dudes and have it not be gay. They them come out with some male version of said character and continue life as normal, peppering in more peen as they go. Artica immediately comes to mind, a dude who played a ~herm~ then made a male version of said character because he's a dude.

 

[Dahmer]

Late (and I've been drinking so forgive me) but Lou isn't prison gay, he's furry gay. It may sound the same, but most male furries start out with some sort of hermaphrodite character so they can be a dude, but play a "girl" so they can RP with dudes and have it not be gay. They them come out with some male version of said character and continue life as normal, peppering in more peen as they go. Artica immediately comes to mind, a dude who played a ~herm~ then made a male version of said character because he's a dude.

Off topic, but Arctica started off as a dude first. His name at the time was Zer0xchan, he later changed the character's name to Artik. No one knew who he was as Zer0x and he didn't gain popularity till he slapped tits on his fursona and started whoring it out.


Back on topic, Lou's massive tirade and poking fun at someone's suicide and PTSD was a turn I wasn't expecting.

 

[yourdadscumdumpster]

I hate Lou for making me look this up. Apparently drug dealers are using emojis to sell drugs to kids on social media without their parents knowing. This sounds kind of alarmist to me, but trust Lou to come up with the worst take:
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A plug means a drug dealer and it’s well known contemporary slang. Of course, we wouldn’t expect a middle aged man to know that - which Lou basically is.

Homeboy is nearly 40 and has not, and will not, ever have a job or contribute to society in any meaningful way. Dude told the wrong person to game end themselves.