Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[BoobWhiskers]

So as always, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen, and secondly, I'm fairly certain that this is the second time over the course of his thread that he's made a big show of 'I'm gonna send money to this person who won't even talk to me anymore'.

First of all, that's a shit thing to do. Like legit creepy, if the person doesn't want you in their life shoving negligible amounts of money at them is basically just your wierd modern version of ye older Catholic indulgence; you don't get to just pay away whatever you did that made them cut ties, and forcing your way into their life is just going to make them feel anxious and violated. Get the fuck away from them.

Secondly, I'd love to know WHAT Lou did to make this person cut them off, because it clearly seems to be a fixation of his. Good catch on the name, Norman. Wonder what stories there are to be uncovered there.

 

[Lurk]

@acetigress says somebody (probably Wovaka) is a Kiwi Farms user, along with other complaints.

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Note that he manages to squeeze in the "I have not eaten. Mostly because I can not afford to." line, keeping up the subtle ebeg. There is no reason to add that line in, it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the post.

Lou brands every single person who touches the subject of his grift as a kiwi. He is apparently incapable of understanding that even the kind of pathetic furry faggots he follows are able to see through his shit. It doesn't need a weaponised autist to spot a fraudster as obvious as you, Lou-Lou.

There is absolutely no way he will be able to stay off social media for even a week. He'll be jonesing for a burger and new wank material in the first day and unleashing his new double-donged fursona soon after.

 

[Punished Spoon]

I love how constructive criticism MUST be a kiwifarmer. Because giving someone genuine advice on how to make funds stretch a little longer is just unfathomable.

I recently saw him to tweet out to someone to once again get a job, and a thought struck me. Lou indeed has a job, and it is professional panhandling. Just like those people you see on the side of the street with the signs, Lou holds a big sign that reads "trans, need money for food" and then in typical hobo fashion, that money goes towards other addictions. Where as a man on the corner is going to go buy him some booze or smack, Lou is going to go buy furry porn. Or five guys. Or Wendy's. Or Taco Bell...Or whatever fuck you!

 

[Iron Hamster]

lol @ making believe people are actually DMing him.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Maybe I missed this on the insane ride that is Lou but....why can't he eat with his family? I mean, help pay for groceries/ingredients and share a meal? Even if he just eats alone. There's food in the house, right? He just wants fast food....

 

[Punished Spoon]

He's baaaaack!

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

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He's baaaaack!

This weakling would kill himself if he ever were to be legitimately raped instead of waving it around the Internet. I think every legitimate rape victim wants to punch him in the face over posts like this.

 

[Punished Spoon]

Maybe I missed this on the insane ride that is Lou but....why can't he eat with his family? I mean, help pay for groceries/ingredients and share a meal? Even if he just eats alone. There's food in the house, right? He just wants fast food....

Lou is extremely picky. He only eats certain things, and fast food is high in priority on that list. He will eat things like spaghetti in sauce, but he is inept in the kitchen and quite simply put...a huge man-baby.

Also, found this little "announcement."

 

[Neko GF]

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He's baaaaack!

We all knew he'd be back in a matter of hours. If Lou was capable of having any serious convictions and getting off Twitter, he wouldn't be Lou.

Also, moar e-begging (shocking!!):

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1271212043543236609 (Archive)

 

[The Dude]

@acetigress says somebody (probably Wovaka) is a Kiwi Farms user, along with other complaints.

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"I have not eaten"...yeah, gonna press a big ol' X to doubt on that one, fam. There's no way Louie's XXXXXXL ass is gonna skip a meal, even if he has to stoop as low as eating something his parents cooked instead of eating take-out, like he'd rather do. He's so tubby at this point that it would hurt him to skip a meal, even though it would do him some good and build a little character (real character, not some cartoon anthro bullshit).

Note that he manages to squeeze in the "I have not eaten. Mostly because I can not afford to." line, keeping up the subtle ebeg. There is no reason to add that line in, it has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the post.

Lou brands every single person who touches the subject of his grift as a kiwi. He is apparently incapable of understanding that even the kind of pathetic furry faggots he follows are able to see through his shit. It doesn't need a weaponised autist to spot a fraudster as obvious as you, Lou-Lou.

There is absolutely no way he will be able to stay off social media for even a week. He'll be jonesing for a burger and new wank material in the first day and unleashing his new double-donged fursona soon after.

It's a good thing Kiwi Farms is here for people like Louie to point to as the convenient "villain" in their lives, so they can continue to play the victim instead of coming to terms with the fact that they're really shitty people. If we weren't here then they might actually have to look inside themselves to figure out why people think they're a terrible person and have to WORK on improving themselves. Introspection? Self-improvement? Actually trying to be a good person instead of a mooching, selfish, greedy piece of shit? Fuck that shit! That's for suckers! Now pass me the expensive take-out food and sugary fizzy drinks.

Lou is extremely picky. He only eats certain things, and fast food is high in priority on that list. He will eat things like spaghetti in sauce, but he is inept in the kitchen and quite simply put...a huge man-baby.

Also, found this little "announcement."

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"Transequality" = "Gonna lie about being trans to sucker some rubes out of their money and shame my critics into silence. #GrifterLyfe"

 

[Iron Hamster]

Maybe I missed this on the insane ride that is Lou but....why can't he eat with his family? I mean, help pay for groceries/ingredients and share a meal? Even if he just eats alone. There's food in the house, right? He just wants fast food....

He does. He admitted as much last week that he leeches off his mother. He needs his 'wantzbux' for iPad pencils and stuff.

 

[Great Dane]

The e-begging seemed to be successful this time, as the family got dinner + Gail Simone retweeted. Unsurprisingly, they had to eat Burger King.

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1271217927547686914

http://archive.md/dA6lW

What could this 'personal item' be?

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1271218092488695813

http://archive.md/MU6VT

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Lou brands every single person who touches the subject of his grift as a kiwi. He is apparently incapable of understanding that even the kind of pathetic furry faggots he follows are able to see through his shit. It doesn't need a weaponised autist to spot a fraudster as obvious as you, Lou-Lou.

I love how constructive criticism MUST be a kiwifarmer. Because giving someone genuine advice on how to make funds stretch a little longer is just unfathomable.

The funny thing is, because it's me and I was bored and procrastinating, I did go and look through that person's thread; if they are a Kiwi, then I'd be extremely shocked. Ideologically they're not that much different than Lou if Lou was a bit less of a histrionic waste of space and instead was just more of your standard furry leftist. They also seem to be a fan of Boozy Badger, which is I'm assuming what brought them into contact with Lou in the first place. They're sort of bog standard furry fandom, not particularly degenerate but more than compatible with Lou if he was less of a human disaster.

Also, re. everything else (Christ, he cycles so fast these days it's hard to even keep up because I walk away from the computer for an hour or two and there's a whole story arc) I see he's reinventing himself again; it's been about a week and a half so yeah, right on schedule. I like that we swung from the kiwi-paranoia-DFE phase to the strong-brave-womyn-activist-martyr phase to the I-know-I-said-but-actually-starving-ebegging phase all within just an hour or two. Now all we need is an indignant footnote about wants and he'll have done the whole damn song and dance in a single day!


EDIT: IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO TYPE OUT THIS FUCKING RESPONSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME

 

[Turael]

Does Lou even have a strong suit or any remotely useful skill?

He claims to be a writer and editor. His writing is just self-centered self-insert fanfic though. Nothing original or unique and nothing that any 'zine that isn't desperate for filler space would want. Lou just writes mental masturbation.

By the way, Louis. Did you know that in PA if you make more than $15 a year in income you're required to report it and pay state income taxes on it? It would be a shame if anyone reported you using this URL right here: https://www.doreservices.state.pa.u... fraud,evidence are helpful to investigations.

 

[Great Dane]

He claims to be a writer and editor. His writing is just self-centered self-insert fanfic though. Nothing original or unique and nothing that any 'zine that isn't desperate for filler space would want. Lou just writes mental masturbation.

By the way, Louis. Did you know that in PA if you make more than $15 a year in income you're required to report it and pay state income taxes on it? It would be a shame if anyone reported you using this URL right here: https://www.doreservices.state.pa.us/ReportTaxFraud/#:~:text=If you suspect tax fraud,evidence are helpful to investigations.

Does it count as income? I don't think e-begging is considered to be a service. Wouldn't that be marked as donations/gifts?

Burger King meal

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1271226111855337472

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Trying to sell a Steam game she won at a contest.

https://twitter.com/acetigress/status/1271227321261883396

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[BoobWhiskers]

I can't wait to see how this develops!
On the one hand, Lou/Diana/Dinah/Harley/Ace/Kara/etcetcetcetc has proudly and resolutely stated that he's TOTALLY not phased by the haters but will be forging a bold new identity totally divorced from his tragic backstory.
On the other hand, senpai noticed him and validated his grifting choices because she hasn't caught on to the ongoing disaster of his life just yet. Opportunity for the e-beg abounds! Oh, what's a girl to do...

JK it's Lou he'll carry on exactly as he always does, this 24-hour midlife crisis will have about as much impact on him as any other saga.
Lou. Lou never changes.

 

[Punished Spoon]

And just like that, his master plan was complete. Lou was "attacked." Lou is going to kill himself and act all pitiful uwu. He received some ass pattings, and he grifted quite a few pity buxx. Each and every single timel. Next time this happens, someone needs to insert the obligatory "Aww shit, here we go again."

Lou made the post about ordering his food at 7:10, and he got his food at around 7:30. Lou already had the money/had already ordered when his little meltdown occurred, because an order normally takes him an hour/hour and a half. No where near enough time. This fat bastard already had their dinner ordered, but he wanted the people who donated to "see! I ordered dinner!!" While the money he grifted tonight went towards that "small" want.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

Does it count as income? I don't think e-begging is considered to be a service. Wouldn't that be marked as donations/gifts?

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Let's break this down a little bit at a time.

Lou went from "THIS IS MY LAST TWEET GOODBYE" to begging within 4 hours. Lou got the money he needed AND THEN SOME. So what does he do with the extra? Spend it on a fucking want. Also he doesn't say how much it is. A small amount to him is anywhere from $5 to $1000 last I checked. He had that small amount set aside for AC then blew it in mere days after the con was cancelled and didn't even get what he said he was going to with his money there. He admits he WON the steam key and is trying to sell it for retail price or even half that. The issue is why would someone buy that from him when G2A is much cheaper for a key. Trying to make money off something you got for free when someone else legit might have enjoyed it? For shame, Lou.

In Lou's burger king picture, we can see a number of interesting things. First and foremost the 2 Dr Pepper bottles sitting on the desk with his food. They look to be regular size and not those miniature bottles. Why can't you drink tap water Lou? Second is the ungodly amount of ketchup on his plate. Burger king may give out ketchup but they don't give you a ceramic plate and squirt it on there for you, they give you little packets, which there is a distinct lack of used ones here. This points to a) Lou having a good amount of ketchup at home that his family bought and he uses and b) Lou's mom even having to clean Lou's fucking plates for him. This also shows his mom isn't as protective of the kitchen as Lou made her out to be. You're a grown ass man, Lou. Go make yourself a fucking sandwich or something. Third thing is that his remote is on his desk, pointing to the fact that he still has his cable box even though I doubt he's given his mom a penny more for it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Shit, I nearly forgot, it wouldn't be a Lou cycle without this. Happy 100 day everyone, it seems fitting he gave us a tl;dr today of all days.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Maybe I missed this on the insane ride that is Lou but....why can't he eat with his family? I mean, help pay for groceries/ingredients and share a meal? Even if he just eats alone. There's food in the house, right? He just wants fast food....

So, the traditional grift was that his family, which allows a presumably able-bodied 36-year-old man with no job and no ambition to ever get one to live rent-free at their house, nevertheless doesn't feed him, so he must e-beg constantly or he will literally starve and die. That was more of a March 2020 sort of thing. More recently he's discarded this excuse and just gone straight to the gibz-me-the-bux pitch, which at least has the advantage of being straightforward. And then there's @Wooden Spoon's very valid point:

Lou is extremely picky. He only eats certain things, and fast food is high in priority on that list. He will eat things like spaghetti in sauce, but he is inept in the kitchen and quite simply put...a huge man-baby.

...which is truer than even Woody knows, probably:

In other news, Lou refuses to eat anything that doesn't come on the kids' menu:

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Oh, and then there's Witnessgate, grrr:

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The Witness (released in 2016) does indeed retail for $39.99 on Steam, which in my opinion is worth paying even at the cost of feeding Jonathan Blow's delusions of profoundness. You would expect someone selling a key for it to knock a few bucks off the price, given the inherent sketchiness of buying a key from some rando on Twitter, and especially considering that he openly admits that he won it and never actually paid for it. So the chutzpah of selling it for full price when someone could just go ahead and buy it for the same price on Steam is breathtaking all by itself, considering that every single cent he receives for it will be pure profit that he absolutely will never ever declare to Uncle Sam despite his oft-stated desire to live in a socialist wonderland. But the fact that he's charging 3 dollars extra for sales tax that he certainly did not pay and will never pay... oooohhh, go ahead and give me those MOTI ratings, because I am absolutely fucking furious right now.