Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Paul Barker!]

I went to check Twitter, and, holy shit. It’s no wonder lou got limited, he’s the only Fucking thing on my feed. I think I follow between 60-70 crazy people on there but he regularly tweets out so much fucking garbage that it’s like I’m only browsing his account.
I don’t think any of these tweets are new to the thread. They were mostly only separated by 1-2 tweets each from sponsored posts or the odd other account.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Looks like Lou has dropped money on a new piece of art, but he has to wait 12 days for it
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It would be amazing if he had another identity crisis during the 12 day wait and never gets to use it

I mean, he's been three different 'identities' in the last week, much less twelve days; we've had deetiger, tranpawsitive, and now artelioness, no? Also if the tweeting is any indication he's absolutely manic atm. Just a matter of time until he shits on the wrong porch and starts a big mess again.

 

[Lurk]

Trigger warning: 'please', Lou beg posting

http://archive.vn/blYAR

If only you hadn't just spent money on a new art commission, huh, Lou?

Lou wonders why he's being tagged as a bot but continues to retweet someone's retweet of his beg post, mere seconds after his original beg post. Shit's making me dizzy

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I mean, he's been three different 'identities' in the last week, much less twelve days; we've had deetiger, tranpawsitive, and now artelioness, no? Also if the tweeting is any indication he's absolutely manic atm. Just a matter of time until he shits on the wrong porch and starts a big mess again.

Thanks to you, now I have this mental image of Lou sneaking onto a neighbour's front porch at night to take a huge dump.

Spoiler: Then, come morning -

"-Frank, the Gagliardi boy shat on our front porch last night!
-Oh damn, not again.
-I can't bear it any longer, Frank, I'm telling his parents to do something with him!
-...just drop it, Beth, you know they can't do anything either, that boy should be institutionalized.
-But I'm afraid, Frank!
-Okay, I'll get my shotgun and load it up with rock salt."

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Trigger warning: 'please', Lou beg posting
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If only you hadn't just spent money on a new art commission, huh, Lou?

For what it's worth, twelve days from now is the new month give or take a few days, so I (optimistically) assume this will be a new shit-tier Gneech patreon doodle. That said, the fact that he posts about 'NEW ART COMING YAY ME' and then soon later 'HAVE NO MONEY, MONEY PLEASE????????' is a hell of a Lou move to pull on anyone who has randomly come across his feed. It's a hell of a situation when he makes it look WORSE to random outsiders than it does to the Kiwis.

 

[ThrowawayFurry]

For what it's worth, twelve days from now is the new month give or take a few days, so I (optimistically) assume this will be a new shit-tier Gneech patreon doodle. That said, the fact that he posts about 'NEW ART COMING YAY ME' and then soon later 'HAVE NO MONEY, MONEY PLEASE????????' is a hell of a Lou move to pull on anyone who has randomly come across his feed. It's a hell of a situation when he makes it look WORSE to random outsiders than it does to the Kiwis.

So I did check on Lou's Patreon and it didn't appear that he was donating to anyone. At least that's what his profile says. Maybe he changed his patreon name? Nevermind. Just checked. Of course he didn't make a new Patreon.


You mean the apple pencil you lost and then had to beg for a new one for and never mentioned finding the first one? The one so conveniently timed right before that spank bank Gail Simone auction? Archive

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Sorry for the late comment, since the Shoe Saga was over two months ago, but I'm still working my way through the thread.

That said, I cannot believe the audacity of his claim that he "found the cheapest shoes in his size on Amazon" and they were over $60. Why does he blatantly lie about things that can be disproved in less than 2 minutes? There are currently over 100 pairs of size 15 shoes (rated 4+ stars) on Amazon with free shipping for less than $25.

 

[fnaarf]

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Sorry for the late comment, since the Shoe Saga was over two months ago, but I'm still working my way through the thread.

That said, I cannot believe the audacity of his claim that he "found the cheapest shoes in his size on Amazon" and they were over $60. Why does he blatantly lie about things that can be disproved in less than 2 minutes? There are currently over 100 pairs of size 15 shoes (rated 4+ stars) on Amazon with free shipping for less than $25.

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"But I need comfortable shoes because my diabetes feet!"

Ok. Here you go. Genuine reeboks, buddy.

 

[Dustlord]

Looks like Lou has dropped money on a new piece of art, but he has to wait 12 days for it
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It would be amazing if he had another identity crisis during the 12 day wait and never gets to use it

Why wouldn't he use one of the hundreds of avatars he paid for in the past? This is one part of furry "culture" that I've never been able to grasp. Why are their "fursonas" so intimately tied to their personality that they must pay for completely new art every time they feel different? Especially a furry like Lou that lives off of his family and internet handouts.

 

[ArtisanOnion]

Why wouldn't he use one of the hundreds of avatars he paid for in the past? This is one part of furry "culture" that I've never been able to grasp. Why are their "fursonas" so intimately tied to their personality that they must pay for completely new art every time they feel different? Especially a furry like Lou that lives off of his family and internet handouts.

That's the funny part: Lou is an EXTREMELY special case in that regard too! A bunch of furries usually get new art as a kinda "treat yoself" thing, or to support other artists (or a charity if the proceeds are going to that). Lou is very weird and can't stick to a single fursona design more than they can stick to the details of their own life story or finances.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

​

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

​

Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

​

Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

​

Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

 

[BoobWhiskers]

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Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

​

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

​

Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

​

Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

​

Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

Idk what sort of genealogy site you're subscribed to, my guy, but it's some good shit.

 

[Dustlord]

View attachment 1393092

Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

​

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

​

Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

​

Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

​

Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

Does Lou not know that there are records of this stuff? Or maybe he does know and just doesn't think anyone will look deeper into it.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Does Lou not know that there are records of this stuff? Or maybe he does know and just doesn't think anyone will look deeper into it.

Or he just doesn't give a shit, he lies about way more obvious things on the daily and doesn't get called out for those either so what sort of non-farmer would care enough to go look up his family's service history when they don't even bother to think 'wait he's posted like twenty commissions in the time I've followed him, like shit does he have just one piece of art'.

It's Lou, he'd say he personally double-tapped Hitler and fucked Jesus in the ass if he thought it'd win him an argument.

 

[The Dude]

Thanks to you, now I have this mental image of Lou sneaking onto a neighbour's front porch at night to take a huge dump.

Spoiler: Then, come morning -

"-Frank, the Gagliardi boy shat on our front porch last night!
-Oh damn, not again.
-I can't bear it any longer, Frank, I'm telling his parents to do something with him!
-...just drop it, Beth, you know they can't do anything either, that boy should be institutionalized.
-But I'm afraid, Frank!
-Okay, I'll get my shotgun and load it up with rock salt."

You don't want just rock salt. You also want something like rubber buckshot or bamboo pellets. Something that will bleed off energy quickly and not puncture skin, but will carry enough energy to travel a fair distance and still hurt like hell on impact. Rock salt, depending on how big the chunks are, only works at a really close distance because of how light it is, and it can just break into a fine cloud if it's loaded too hot.

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Sorry for the late comment, since the Shoe Saga was over two months ago, but I'm still working my way through the thread.

That said, I cannot believe the audacity of his claim that he "found the cheapest shoes in his size on Amazon" and they were over $60. Why does he blatantly lie about things that can be disproved in less than 2 minutes? There are currently over 100 pairs of size 15 shoes (rated 4+ stars) on Amazon with free shipping for less than $25.

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Louie is hoping that his rubes are as stupid as he is, and instead of buying it for him that they'll just give him the money to buy it himself.

If he were really looking for the cheapest shoes he would be looking on Walmart or a discount shoe website.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

You don't want just rock salt. You also want something like rubber buckshot or bamboo pellets. Something that will bleed off energy quickly and not puncture skin, but will carry enough energy to travel a fair distance and still hurt like hell on impact. Rock salt, depending on how big the chunks are, only works at a really close distance because of how light it is, and it can just break into a fine cloud if it's loaded too hot.

I recommend these 12-gauge stinger rounds!

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

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Does being a Joo play well with the SJW crowd? Extra pity points?

Anyway. He's lying. His great-grandparents are buried in a Methodist cemetery (there's a Joo-ish cemetery down the road) and also one of his grandfather's siblings was married to one of my grandfather's cousins lol. Not Jewish.

Sorry for lateness but I'm still working my way through the thread and found the post quoted above...

His mom's side? Her mother was first-generation Italian (obviously Catholic, not Jewish) and her father was Corporal James E. Moon Sr, the son of George Edward Moon and Lillian Elizabeth Osterwise, who as mentioned above are both buried in a Methodist cemetery in Westmoreland, PA.

So far he's not Native, not Jewish, and not the descendant of a Civil War "hero" although he's claimed them all...

Shall we take bets on what identity he'll try to co-opt next?

 

[Turael]

Considering Lou's stated fondness for public defecation I'd say he's closer to the cocker spaniel than the woman at this point. Or else he's taking this cat thing way too seriously.

 

[0 1]

View attachment 1393092

Oh really? Well here are all of the PA regiments that participated in the Savannah Campaign, which occurred November 15 to December 21, 1864:

Spoiler: MILITARY SPERGING

Left Wing - Army of Georgia
MG Henry W. Slocum

Pontoniers: 58th Indiana: Col George P. Buell

XIV Corps - Bvt MG Jefferson C. Davis

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG William P. Carlin	3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Hambright, Ltc David Miles	79th Pennsylvania: Ltc David Miles, Maj Michael H. Locher

XX Corps - BG Alpheus S. Williams

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
First Division BG Nathaniel J. Jackson	1st Brigade BG James L. Selfridge	46th Pennsylvania: Maj Patrick Griffith
Second Division BG John W. Geary	1st Brigade Col Ario Pardee, Jr.	28th Pennsylvania: Col John H. Flynn 147th Pennsylvania:[10] Ltc John Craig
2nd Brigade Col Patrick Henry Jones	73rd Pennsylvania: Maj Charles C. Cresson
3rd Brigade Col Henry A. Barnum	29th Pennsylvania: Col Samuel M. Zulich 111th Pennsylvania: Col Thomas M. Walker
Third Division BG William Thomas Ward	Artillery Maj John A. Reynolds	Battery E, Pennsylvania Light: Cpt Thomas S. Sloan

Cavalry Corps

Division​	Brigade​	Regiments and Others​
Third Division BG Hugh Judson Kilpatrick	1st Brigade Colo Eli H. Murray	9th Pennsylvania Cavalry: Col Thomas J. Jordan

And yet Lou's only ancestors who served in the Civil War are the following fivefour men; none of them marched with Sherman to the sea.

William Jellison: PA Infantry, 168th K and 46th K​

​

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I​

​

Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

​

Uriah Foust: OH Infantry 188th and 196th D – neither of these units went to Savannah… and Uriah was a musician in the band​

​

Daniel K. Peters: Didn’t serve – his draft registration notes “three stiff fingers on left hand”​

Excellently found.

Does Lou not know that there are records of this stuff? Or maybe he does know and just doesn't think anyone will look deeper into it.

He may just be a pathological liar. He'll say anything to prop himself up, no matter how outlandish.

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Considering Lou's stated fondness for public defecation I'd say he's closer to the cocker spaniel than the woman at this point. Or else he's taking this cat thing way too seriously.

It's always funny how Louis has no allegiance to anybody but himself, and he sees anyone who dissents from him an enemy. I guess that's how he can nomadically drift from community to community like a parasitic disease.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

It's interesting how often he writes off his aggressive ignorance with "I'm not XXXX so they mean nothing to me/I don't give a shit/I don't know what you're talking about nor do I want to/etc."

Bruh if you're not XXXX then stop pitching a fit over something you plainly don't care about.

You're not Black, you're not Jewish, you're not Antifa, and you're sure as fuck not trans, so go eat your tendies and color on one of your three iPads and shut the fuck up already.