Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Immortal Technique]

still catching up with this thread but based on everything I’ve read so far plus the latest updates... do they have a humiliation fetish? Does being marginalized and disliked get them off? Because between the intense rage, reading their own thread, constant stoking of conflict with strangers... it’s like they ENJOY being pathetic at the hands of others and themselves.

I would have to say no. That would make some sense, but he is in constant DFE mode. Think we're reaching the teens of twitter accounts? The chase is more fun for us than him. I would think a humiliation fetishist would revel in being known. He is humiliated, just humiliated that his behavior is now known--and now has our attention.

The guy would've been just a regular #TransCrowdFund scammer, but he really needed to call out the The Farms for some reason. If I had to guess, it was to add to the panhandle grift he does. He just didn't expect his own thread out of it. For that, I am grateful.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Based Momma Gags. Anyone know what her KF username is?
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Lou, you did not have heat stroke:

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/heat-exhaustion-heatstroke/

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You're just a morbidly obese idiot who felt sick after inhaling high-sodium take out in the hot sun and probably dehydrated yourself by only washing it down with sugary drinks

EDIT: Just spotted this comment on Lou's pinned beg post. Meltdown imminent
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http://archive.md/bX0b0

I mean, if he got a job in a store or something it would be air conditioned so that might be reason enough for him to get one.

And seriously. Despite the endless shit she takes from him her first reaction, in his words, are to express concern for him. This is how his family treats him? He certainly doesn't deserve that much.

For the record, the temperature in Greensburg when he tweeted from his porch was approximately 86°F (29°C) at 49% humidity (which in my experience is basically the Goldilocks "just right" zone for humidity). Hot, but hardly heat stroke weather.

That is Fuck This Shit hot for me (and it was in fact about those conditions for me today as well) and I managed to do physical work in the sun without getting heatstroke. I might suggest he got sunburn though if he was out long enough. Sometimes mild sunburn makes me feel all around sick for a few hours. It's certainly not dangerous.

I have experienced genuine overheating symptoms a couple of times. Those symptoms subsided very fast after cooling down. If they don't belong to the severe category I suspect they do not hang around, and if they do you're probably not well or coherent enough to complain on twitter.

I don't even know what to SAY to this. What's worse, his wierd Boozy-as-dad fetish, or still managing to make it begging for money somehow?
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Apparently he went and shitted up the poor dude's thread with IM TOTALLY GONNA DIE OF HEATSTROKE, OMG. If boozy hasn't muted him yet, lord knows it's a matter of time.

My bar for kicking him out has long since been passed but holy shit the disrespect this man dishes out to his family. If I learned that the money and support I poured into him for years is less valuable to him than... Generic tweets about heat stroke I am guessing? Well damn, that's certainly a lot of cost for apparently negligible gain to him.

 

[Pinball 2000]

do they have a humiliation fetish? Does being marginalized and disliked get them off? Because between the intense rage, reading their own thread, constant stoking of conflict with strangers... it’s like they ENJOY being pathetic at the hands of others and themselves.

Not gonna lie, for a (very brief) period of time, part of me thought Lou was an elaborate troll, as he seems like the perfect embodiment of lolcows that have been discussed in other threads. He's furry, he's unemployed, he's a compulsive liar and is completely incapable about shutting up about politics or gender identity garbage for more than 5 minutes. He's pretty much an autistic Voltron consisting of all the pieces from other lolcows that make people mad on the internet. In fact, he's almost too good, like Jace Connors good.

At first glance, if Lou indeed had some humiliation fetish, he could possibly be seen as a successful troll, because getting a 122-page thread on the Kiwi Farms discussing and analyzing his every move would be giving him exactly the kind of attention/humiliation he wants. However, Lou is not a troll. Trolls care about only two things: Getting a response (of any kind), and the lulz. Real trolls thrive off angry replies, love call-out threads about them, and laugh off any “witty” insult they receive.

Not so with Lou, because he actually cares about the stupid crap he types and the responses (or lack of) that he receives, with him throwing hissy fits if people don’t agree with whatever the topic of the day is. It doesn't matter if it's about some new Trump policy or if it's something as minor as "what pizza topping is best", if there's any differing opinion, he will argue the fuck out of it, almost out of a psychological need to argue with someone.

If he's repeatedly ignored or blocked, he blames everyone but himself and deletes his accounts in anger (with the occasional fake suicide threat), then remakes them while making little to no effort to hide it's him before he's inevitably re-blocked by those same people he was trying to "own" or befriend (I really can't tell half the time in his twitter interactions). He sometimes spams Twitter for as long as 10 hours straight (and there have been longer sessions) to get people to reply to his stupid "witty" comebacks or convince strangers to send him money so he can buy McDonald's.

When all else fails, he tries the old “LOL IT'S ALL KIWIFARMS FAULT I TROLLED YOU ALL BY MAKING YOU TALK ABOUT ME” tactic in order to save face, even if the only person he trolled was himself. All of the anger he causes is purely unintentional, as it's mostly from people shocked that someone this dysfunctional could possibly exist and not see a single problem with his behavior. The really funny part is that, when not raging about inconsequential bullshit online, he acts like nothing around him is ever his fault and he truly believes he's a shining example of a perfect person, doing everything to support his family even though they apparently hate him for being a proud "woman". It would indeed be a tragic life to live if Lou has not proven time and time again that he absolutely deserves his fate and all the animosity around him.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Think we're reaching the teens of twitter accounts?

34 at last count.

 

[Lurk]

Here's Lou inexplicably being a piece of shit to a cancer survivor

http://archive.md/z2COx

Some backstory. Looks like Lou butting into conversations that don't relate to him whatsoever again

http://archive.md/b1D5u

 

[0 1]

Here's Lou inexplicably being a piece of shit to a cancer survivor
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Some backstory. Looks like Lou butting into conversations that don't relate to him whatsoever again
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You know, looking back on his more recent interactions, maybe Louis is just a genuine misogynist. Like, the real kind.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

He's still on this MUH JEWISH ANCESTORS MARCHED WITH SHERMAN kick, but now he's dialed in on who they were!

We can automatically remove any of his maternal grandmother's ancestors because they were all in Italy making spaghetti at the time.

So on his maternal grandfather's side he's got two great-great grandfathers... born in 1871 and 1889 respectively. Oops!

And he's got 4 great-great-great grandfathers... three of whom I've mentioned previously. None of them were Jewish and none of them participated in the Savannah Campaign. But let's also check the Atlanta campaign too (May 7 - September 8, 1864)... oh none of them participated in that either! And they're still not Jewish.

Lewis Osterwise: PA Infantry, 11th I; mustered out on February 15, 1864​

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Albert O. Howell: PA Infantry, 14th F, PA 1st Cavalry 7th M, and US Cavalry 2nd M – he was also discharged from the US Army on September 24, 1864, and mustered out the US Cavalry on September 29, 1864​

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Uriah Foust: I got the wrong Uriah Foust in my last post - this one didn't serve at all because he was too young. :sad trombone:​

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Richard Moon: Hadn't immigrated from Ireland yet. ​

Lou... stop lying.

Edit: Well shit, I was incorrect! Corporal Albert Howell DID participate in the Atlanta campaign as part of the 7th PA Cavalry 80th Volunteers... but he still wasn't Jewish.

 

[A single cheeto]

Are we really surprised that he'd be a piece of shit to a cancer survivor? I mean, he uses his own nephew to grift, talks shit about almost everyone he meets, and spends money other folks give out of their goodness of their hearts on furry art and fatty foods. He's pretty much an asshole through and through.

As for talking out his ass: I'm surprised he hasn't lied about being Amish yet. There are a shit ton over here. Then again, the Amish tend to be simple and make good sweets/furniture and require the sons to do labor, which we all know Lou can't do. What a fucking sad sack of shit.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

A person who openly admits to never having been on a date calls a married man an incel, because words mean nothing to Writer Lou.

https://twitter.com/ArteLioness/status/1275067443132502020

http://archive.md/WX8qe

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

I'm betting his body is 90 percent blubber now. it kinda reminds me of OPL's "he's fat, I'm thin!" except it's all us kiwis being thinner than him.
Also, I'd rather die than give this fatty my money.

 

[Jeromeo]

Man, Lou really is an asshole. Butting into conversations that have nothing to do with him.

 

[A single cheeto]

Of course he's an incel. He's like everything annoying rolled up into a fat ugly package. I think even prostitutes would turn his ugly mug down. That's why he likes furry shit: colorful neon animals would never be able to say no to him.

As for butting into conversations, of course he does. He can't start one to save his life, so his only option is to barrel into one that's already started, and then he opens his gaping maw to release vitriol and to beg for tendies. Oh, and ree about whatever topic pissed him off today.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

Is the person with ovarian cancer trans? I used to work in health care and while you can ask to change your sex/gender on your health insurance (it usually has to be approved by the employer), it makes it trickier to get services related to things like women's annual wellness exams, ovarian/uterine/lady cancers and prostate cancer. In order for a service like a pap smear to be covered, you have to be identifying as female with many doctors/insurance companies. If you're FTM and you have ovarian cancer...it might get tricky in terms of getting those services covered.

Also why is he so proud of his Confederate heritage? Sure, having ancestors who served in the army on either side can be a point of pride, but is he rallying for Confederate statues and the stars & bars to be honored? I know people who's great-grandparents were literal Nazis, but they aren't crowing about that, proudly flying a swastika off the front porch. You can have pride in your heritage, but you need to be sensitive to modern issues, Lou. You're just like your Confederate ancestors: a sore loser.

Fun Fact: Lots of the statues of related to the Confederate cause in the south were not erected after the Civil War, but in the 1950s, as the Civil Rights movement gained momentum...and many in the south still held onto the beliefs from the Civil War era.

 

[ricecake]

Is the person with ovarian cancer trans? I used to work in health care and while you can ask to change your sex/gender on your health insurance (it usually has to be approved by the employer), it makes it trickier to get services related to things like women's annual wellness exams, ovarian/uterine/lady cancers and prostate cancer. In order for a service like a pap smear to be covered, you have to be identifying as female with many doctors/insurance companies. If you're FTM and you have ovarian cancer...it might get tricky in terms of getting those services covered.

Also why is he so proud of his supposed Confederate heritage? Sure, having ancestors who served in the army on either side can be a point of pride, but is he rallying for Confederate statues and the stars & bars to be honored? I know people who's great-grandparents were literal Nazis, but they aren't crowing about that, proudly flying a swastika off the front porch. You can have pride in your heritage, but you need to be sensitive to modern issues, Lou. You're just like your Confederate ancestors: a sore loser.

Fun Fact: Lots of the statues of related to the Confederate cause in the south were not erected after the Civil War, but in the 1950s, as the Civil Rights movement gained momentum...and many in the south still held onto the beliefs from the Civil War era.

Lou is incomprehensible, I know, but I believe the woman with ovarian cancer is a "TERF" and Lou is proud of his Union soldier ancestors.

 

[Kled]

https://archive.md/tqL1v

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Also why is he so proud of his Confederate heritage? Sure, having ancestors who served in the army on either side can be a point of pride, but is he rallying for Confederate statues and the stars & bars to be honored? I know people who's great-grandparents were literal Nazis, but they aren't crowing about that, proudly flying a swastika off the front porch. You can have pride in your heritage, but you need to be sensitive to modern issues, Lou. You're just like your Confederate ancestors: a sore loser.

Fun Fact: Lots of the statues of related to the Confederate cause in the south were not erected after the Civil War, but in the 1950s, as the Civil Rights movement gained momentum...and many in the south still held onto the beliefs from the Civil War era.

He's proud of having an ancestor in the Union Army who marched through the South with General Sherman and burned it to the ground, except that he doesn't have any ancestors who did that.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

He's proud of having an ancestor in the Union Army who marched through the South with General Sherman and burned it to the ground, except that he doesn't have any ancestors who did that.

Thank you for clarifying. I should have known that...Sherman's March To The Sea, duh. A crazy weekend plus another crazy day, in addition Lou's incoherent ramblings has made me dumber by proxy.

 

[A single cheeto]

Thank you for clarifying. I should have known that...Sherman's March To The Sea, duh. A crazy weekend plus another crazy day, in addition Lou's incoherent ramblings has made me dumber by proxy.

Lou's rambling kills more brain cells than being blackout drunk. It's why you have to read his tweets in either short bursts or slowly over the course of a few months.

 

[Iron Hamster]

A person who openly admits to never having been on a date calls a married man an incel, because words mean nothing to Writer Lou.

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Man, Lou really is an asshole. Butting into conversations that have nothing to do with him.

I guess Shamlou thinks the hamburgler is gonna make him famous. What a cow crossover

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

I guess Shamlou thinks the hamburgler is gonna make him famous. What a cow crossover

He might have mistaken the Quarterpounder for a real Quarter Pounder.