Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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It's October 8th, 2020. Foot amputation when?


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SIGSEGV

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"I need five billion dollars to replace my lost nipples"
 

Guy Made Of Bees

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What a coincidence. So has the quality of his begging.

But most importantly, Louis was kind enough to provide evidence that he was lying about his iPad missing and that he needed money for a new one. How?

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By the dumbest, most obvious way possible, of course.

On top of that, the very tweet he made showing he's lying is also stupid because despite desperately needing money, he can't be bothered to pawn off a busted computer to a willing buyer unless he doesn't have to leave his house. So, you know, bonus points for that.

And I guess we know what he uses his $500 iPad for. Badly written chicken scratch on top of Paypal screenshots.

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Other things:

His parents have apparently stolen money from him...somehow, despite his only source of income being a personal Paypal. He also confirms he's purchaed multiple iPods, an Xbox 360, and Nintendo Wii in the past.

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More suicide baiting, this time it's because he thinks he's stupid.

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He spent over $20 on dinner somehow. Even if he's lazy and went to get fast food (which in of itself is more expensive than just making your own), don't most fast food restaurants have entire meals for just $5?

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Louis celebrates a video game he's already played being released on a platform he's unquestionably going to waste money for.

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Apparently Louis flipped out at some of his acquaintances and they dumped him over politics stuff. Rather than look introspectively, he decides to update his profile to block anybody else from political talk. Given that he's still throwing his political statements into the void, it's clear that he wants just wants to screech politics at people without them answering back. But at least he still has some weirdo giantism fetish furry to comfort him.

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And yes, it is unquestionably Louis who was the aggressor, given that he claims to be victimized by people so much as voting for a different candidate.

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Apparently beggars can be choosers, according to Louis.

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Something set Louis off again and he threatened to close his account. Probably that political stuff above. He didn't, needless to say. He's deleted most of his posts made before this point, but they're all archived so it's ultimately fruitless.

Interestingly, somebody already archived this, telling me Louis has another group of fans running around somewhere. My money is on a group of furries in a Discord who collectively dislike and laugh at him.

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Despite this, Louis changes his mind and begins celebrating that he's gone two whole years without deleting his account, then quickly considers changing his fursona yet again.

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Louis figures out a new way to beg: using his family instead of blaming them. He still says his biological father raped him, though. And despite needing half of $500 (or just $250 in case you're actually Louis reading this and can't do math), $275 from selling an old computer still isn't enough, so he needs even more.

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Priorities first, of course, Louis reveals another porn commission he wasted money on. He himself may have colored it, given it has his trademark "five flat colors and no shading" style.

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To finish, Louis recently updated his Curious Cat, now with the username "wondertig." As per usual, he's awful at answering questions by either being curt of overwhelmingly negative.

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I didn't archive his shit more closely, but he nuked his twitter after bernie not being the top dog. He added the don't talk about politics or I'll block you schpiel to his account.
But he sold his Imac because he didn't have room on his table to use his laptop and eat at the same time. Of course he can't eat and use his laptop after, because all he cares about is filling his gut with spaghetti and meatballs/dominoes pizza 24/7.
And he lamented about furcon because his faggot furpal @strredwolf and some other furfag didn't want to hang out with him anymore. Now all he does is try to get sympathy bucks, because he suddenly loves his nephew and step dad, everything is an opportunity to grift more money from clueless people.
 

GermanPotato

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I wonder how those artists feel and think sometimes, when they get these kind of commissions: "Yeah, I want a bigtitty anthropomorphic tigress, with muscles like the Rock. Oh, make those bigtitties megatitties. But no nipples! Yes, no, no, no only a pair of megatitties. Yeah, around the backbreaking size. And... Best I can do is 15 bucks, we good?"

Surviving in the arts seem to be pretty hard. I'd feel dirty doing these kind of jobs.
 

Norman B. Normal

I probably shouldn't be here.
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Lou thinks COVID-19 is a barrel of laffs:
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Ha ha! Hey, I've got another one for you: What if your complete failure to achieve adulthood is Zoroaster's way of telling you to get a goddamn job and stop begging and whining on Twitter every damn day?
 

Leonard Helplessness

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Despite the emergency, there is somehow enough money in the budget to pre-order Animal Crossing: New Horizons.
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This is fucking disgusting. "I'm allowed fun. In fact, I'm entitled to fun in the form of top-shelf packaged electronic entertainment goods, and I don't feel guilty about it."

Lou is also a professed communist who swears by the creed of "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need." Lou's "abilities," as proclaimed by him, are to use the dropper and bucket tools in mspaint.exe and to occasionally write a couple hundred words about the breasts of a cartoon cat. Lou's "needs," also as proclaimed by him on every form of social media he inhabits, are literally everything: free processed and/or ready-cooked food, free single-unit housing, free transportation, free utilities, free telecommunications with generous data plans, free top-shelf electronics, free AAA packaged entertainment, and free live entertainment in the form of furry conventions. He is like a sparrow hatchling in that he is more gaping, screaming mouth than body; he is unlike a sparrow hatchling in that he has had since the year 1983 to grow out of that state and has never fucking done so.

And he's so fucking stupid that a 25-cent ball-and-paddle from the clearance bin at Goodwill would entertain him as much as a video game anyway.
 

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Time for another Louis dump.

Louis treats begging as if it's a respectable career choice deserving of money, and also demonstrates how he's jealous of people who aren't unlikeable cretins getting more money.

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We're back to where we started again because Louis decided to stick with his old fursona. Can't wait for next week's identity crisis. I wonder what random aspect of himself he's going to arbitrarily change for the hundredth time.

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He apparently can't keep track of the countless commissions he's bought without losing them, revealing he can find a way to waste money even after he's already spent it. He doesn't even explain why he wants to pay for it to be redone, especially considering the he decided to keep his fursona, thus making a redo pointless.

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Louis further demonstrates why he keeps getting banned from furry discords. He got so close to self awareness when he realized he should shut up about politics, especially considering he removed the part of his Twitter bio saying he'll block anybody talking politics to him after I pointed out he's the one causing problems. But Louis isn't Louis if he isn't failing to improve himself and blaming everyone else for it.

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"Give me money because I'm lazy." I'm not even joking, that's effectively what he says here.

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Somebody already archived this pathetic tweet complaining his family went to Chuck E. Cheese without him. I guess whoever's watching Louis with us thought this was hilariously pathetic, too. As for Louis in particular, if I could hazard a guess, I would say he probably got in one of his whiny moods again and refused to shower or something when his family offered to take everyone to Chuck E. Cheese, and warped it in his head to that they "abandoned" him.

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I hope you're as shocked as I was when you read this next one.

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I also checked his Curious Cat because it's rather addicting watching Louis answer questions badly. Unfortunately, he's only answered one other question since last time, although his response is as horrid as usual. And surprise surprise, with this weak attempt at a snarky quip, he reveals his family still cooks food for him. That is, unless Louis will go out of his way to spend money on a ham, prep it, cook it, and serve it entirely by and for himself, the odds of which are basically zero.

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Leonard Helplessness

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Grabbed this the other day; guess it's more like Jew Gagliardi, right guys?

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Oh, he's Jewish? Interesting. Very interesting.

That would explain so many of his past tweets and self-identifications. Like this one:


Or this one:


You heard it here first: Lou is a Jewish transgender pagan who thinks creationists should not be allowed to breed and also hates the fuck out of Israel and its leadership. I'll bet he visits the synagogue every Sabbath. Shame he's never spoken with anyone else there about how to really make money, e.g. saving up some of that beggingbux he's been earning and learning how to write a good, legally binding promissory note at a goyim-appropriate 28.99% interest rate. Tsk, tsk.
 

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We're back to where we started again because Louis decided to stick with his old fursona. Can't wait for next week's identity crisis. I wonder what random aspect of himself he's going to arbitrarily change for the hundredth time.

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This doesn't qualify as a decision.


I know we aren't supposed to post response images, but I defy anyone to read these tweets back to back and not do exactly this:
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It's equally possible that last time he tried to finger the mascots.
 

Great Dane

Fear nothing, achieve everything
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Oh, he's Jewish? Interesting. Very interesting.

That would explain so many of his past tweets and self-identifications. Like this one:



Or this one:



You heard it here first: Lou is a Jewish transgender pagan who thinks creationists should not be allowed to breed and also hates the fuck out of Israel and its leadership. I'll bet he visits the synagogue every Sabbath. Shame he's never spoken with anyone else there about how to really make money, e.g. saving up some of that beggingbux he's been earning and learning how to write a good, legally binding promissory note at a goyim-appropriate 28.99% interest rate. Tsk, tsk.

Supporting Israel is now anti-Semitic and a Jewish person not voting for Bernie is a disservice to Judaism according to Diana.
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Degrading someone with an OnlyFans account and attacking sex work. That doesn't sound very leftist to me.
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Making fun of someone for being 'fat' and calling them a whale.
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Finally, e-begging for iPad #3 (#4 if you count the one being loaned out to her brother).
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Leonard Helplessness

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Degrading someone with an OnlyFans account and attacking sex work. That doesn't sound very leftist to me.
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Making fun of someone for being 'fat' and calling them a whale.
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He's like a giant baby, rolling around and pounding his fists against the tiled McDonald's floor because mommy ordered two milkshakes and he thought he was going to get to slurp on two milkshakes at once, then he found out that one of them was meant for his brother. Now he's blubbering that mommy hates him and his brother hates him and McDonald's hates him and everyone hates him because he didn't get both milkshakes.

I am fucking certain that he's the kind of person who did that as a child. To him, the problem isn't that strangers aren't giving him enough handouts; the problem is that strangers are sometimes giving handouts to beggars other than him.
 

MangoSaliva

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Supporting Israel is now anti-Semitic and a Jewish person not voting for Bernie is a disservice to Judaism according to Diana.
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Degrading someone with an OnlyFans account and attacking sex work. That doesn't sound very leftist to me.
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Making fun of someone for being 'fat' and calling them a whale.
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Finally, e-begging for iPad #3 (#4 if you count the one being loaned out to her brother).
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WOW I didn't think he'd be against POWER WOMEN being proud of their bodies. He dug his grave.
Hey Louis, you're considered a BBW if you're really a transwoman.

I took a look at the whole mess and Louis is still replying, they all are still fighting. Thanks for the entertainment.

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I wonder how long this will last
 
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Leonard Helplessness

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Oh dear, he's getting upset and threatening abusive litigation. He's even threatening to use the court system to smear his opponents and cut off their tugboats. He's serious!
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He's also upset about people who are able to monetize themselves more effectively than himself. Remember, Lou believes in eating the rich, and compared to him, everybody is rich. And as we all know, he has quite the appetite!
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And he's a fighter. He fights greed. He knows a lot about greed, you see. You could almost say he has a nose for it.
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He's also a tough guy. Look how cool he is in the face of the dreaded Twitter Gif.
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And he knows that justice is on his side, thanks to his newfound mastery of the Kiwi Farms's secret weapon: The Print Screen key.
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But the cracks are starting to show. Can he keep up the good fight, or did he just reach into his pizza box, scratch around frustratedly at the cardboard, look down in anger and discover that the box is empty? Is his body about to fail him?
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Alas, it is not his day. He retreats into his den, to lick his wounds. The wounds he can reach, anyway. Not every feline has enough thin privilege to shove its face down where the sun don't shine and lick down the necrotizing flesh between its thighs.
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So with sorrow in his heart, he returns soon enough to twitter, to make a stunning announcement to a candid world: A friend's mother is fucking dead, and it's all about him.
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Good night, and see you all next ti --

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Oh. Oh no. We must move fast!


That's a relief. At least the stuff in my post is safe and sound, forever enshrined. His twitter feed is good and I'll be on the lookout for the next account he opens. They're not hard to find, seeing as he likes to bomb every beggar hashtag on a regular basis.
 
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Supporting Israel is now anti-Semitic and a Jewish person not voting for Bernie is a disservice to Judaism according to Diana.
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Degrading someone with an OnlyFans account and attacking sex work. That doesn't sound very leftist to me.
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Making fun of someone for being 'fat' and calling them a whale.
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Finally, e-begging for iPad #3 (#4 if you count the one being loaned out to her brother).
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A fat, trans, furry nobody who does nothing all day but begging arguing with a fat, ugly, furry nobody who does nothing all day but dancing around in a mascot costume trying to one-up each other for who has the more pathetic career and most detestable personality.

How did we get here, again?
 

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A fat, trans, furry nobody who does nothing all day but begging arguing with a fat, ugly, furry nobody who does nothing all day but dancing around in a mascot costume trying to one-up each other for who has the more pathetic career and most detestable personality.

How did we get here, again?

Lou's pizza levels were dangerously low.

To be fair, Lou has more chest fat than that Onlyfans chick, so I can see why he'd be bigmad she makes a few quid not showing her nipples online. That's his OC's schtick after all. Also, how can you have an onlyfans if you aren't actually showing anything?
 

Norman B. Normal

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An older, wiser Louis looks back at his life and deeply regrets his youthful indiscretions:

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Just so we're clear, though, those "old" tweets were posted yesterday, right?
 

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