Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[ThrowawayFurry]

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Seems like a pleasant fellow to do business with. (Idk if he's ever talked about an autism dx, but this dude's got it.)
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What a fucking idiot. "Asking 90 but I'll go as low as 50". You just threw all your negotiating power out the window, dingus. Just say $50 firm and you'll get more bites.

ETA: He doesn't mention the fact that there's probably crumbs all in it and his grease has destroyed the keyboard.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

What a fucking idiot. "Asking 90 but I'll go as low as 50". You just threw all your negotiating power out the window, dingus. Just say $50 firm and you'll get more bites.

ETA: He doesn't mention the fact that there's probably crumbs all in it and his grease has destroyed the keyboard.

That... that's a very generous description of what's probably on that keyboard, considering all the weird furry porn we've seen him retweet/favorite/buy.

 

[Lurk]

Lol

He's not going away folks

This is after already retweeting his beg post twice within the space of a few hours

The fake account is on a roll

Beauriful

 

[kevin]

thqh I think those ads are something he can point at to "prove" that he's "trying" to earn money while deliberately sabotaging himself. "I don't ship, yinz gotta come to me"--then conveniently he gets an offer that he has to turn down because he can't be bothered to take the bus into Pittsburgh or something.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

thqh I think those ads are something he can point at to "prove" that he's "trying" to earn money while deliberately sabotaging himself. "I don't ship, yinz gotta come to me"--then conveniently he gets an offer that he has to turn down because he can't be bothered to take the bus into Pittsburgh or something.

Or he could charge extra for shipping and handling, like anyone would expect. Admittedly that would require walking one mile to the post office.

 

[GayDemiBoy]

Or he could charge extra for shipping and handling, like anyone would expect. Admittedly that would require walking one mile to the post office.

He has a hard enough time walking around his mom's house. Lou would die walking a mile to the post office even on the best of weather conditions. You'd think he'd just ask his mom or stepdad to just take it to the post office and do it for him if he really wanted to sell the thing.

 

[PK Shitstorm]

What a fucking idiot. "Asking 90 but I'll go as low as 50". You just threw all your negotiating power out the window, dingus. Just say $50 firm and you'll get more bites.

ETA: He doesn't mention the fact that there's probably crumbs all in it and his grease has destroyed the keyboard.

The whole point of haggling is to put a high price and only take it down when the customer catches up, he put the high price first and then immediately under the same breath showed the true value of 50 bucks, this absolute dumbass can't even haggle right

 

[BoobWhiskers]

He has a hard enough time walking around his mom's house. Lou would die walking a mile to the post office even on the best of weather conditions. You'd think he'd just ask his mom or stepdad to just take it to the post office and do it for him if he really wanted to sell the thing.

Unfortunately for him that would fuck up his narrative that neither of his parents can drive, even though he kind of already fucked that up by also stating that HE can't drive and talking about them driving many, many times before trying to switch to that particular story.
As I recall from many, many posts on ye olde Artist_Beware where people tried to use similar excuses about not being able to mail things out, there are ways you can schedule for outgoing packages to be picked up at your house. So basically, it's just another case of Lou Gonna Lou.

Also it's a little hard to have much sympathy for 'oh look at me selling my possessions in my time.of hardship' when these are all items he's talked semi-recently about wanting to buy newer, fancier versions of (I want a porta keyboard so I can type out on the deck, I want a switch and an xbox and yadda yadda yadda so I can game, I want a second/third/fourth iPad instead of my laptop). Good on him for trying to resell the old stuff I guess but this isn't him going without, it's him trying to make extra money on the flip side after grifting for upgrades.

 

[Junkail]

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This is the full image from that tweet. A couple of things to note: Lou has a second twitter account if you check the icon at the bottom left of the screen and see that nice, shiny definitely-not-stolen-art icon. Why do you need to make another twitter account for that, Lou? I just went to the account on my own and it isn't locked, so what's with the second account? Second, Lou is browsing in incognito and is logged in to his second account there. You don't stay logged in to things from incognito, Louis, so why bother logging in?

ETA: More shitty Lou art from about a week ago courtesy of the_gneech's patreon page.
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And Lou's new patreon handle:

https://www.patreon.com/Bigtyg/

Who is that other character?

 

[Lurk]

Jesus christ

A glimpse at one of the many reasons Lou is so fat

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Jesus christ

So he can get more pathetic!
Is this your final form, fat fucking grifter?

 

[Sintharia]

A glimpse at one of the many reasons Lou is so fat
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This is because Lou lacks the discipline required to make the adjustment to sugar free. But there's no actual surprise there; we've watched him "leave Twitter forever!" only to come back within 12 hours.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Seems like a pleasant fellow to do business with. (Idk if he's ever talked about an autism dx, but this dude's got it.)
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Can't believe he's selling the pants he bought for one of his legs.
And let's be real............he hasn't seem a 34 waist since birth. Did he steal his mother's husband's pants to sell?

 

[Mr Foster]

A glimpse at one of the many reasons Lou is so fat

This just isn't true. There are lots of sweeters, many that are just plants that have a very sweet byproduct, that you can substitute for sugar. Most people wouldn't know the difference if its done properly. Not all sugar alternatives are chemicals (before Lou uses that fat-face defense).

Lots of people, for a variety of reasons, make the switch to sugar-free or low sugar diets. Maybe it's a diabetes or prediabetic diagnosis, and they intend to fix and reverse it. Some people feel too anxious/jittery when they have too much sugar. Whatever the reason, it's a good thing to do, even if its temporary. It also can force people to learn a lot about cooking/baking when they cannot rely on sugar to make things taste good.

In closing, Lou, you are on a one way flight to diabetes town. No one will feel sympathy for you when you get diagnosed, if you have willfully ignorant ways of thinking about food.

 

[JoyQ]

I’ll donate $100 to his gibbs fund if he can show us one published piece of writing.

 

[Lurk]

He just needs $50 for lettuce and tomatoes guiz PLEASE

Motherfucker, lettuce and tomatoes must be what, $5? This is the worst excuse yet next to buying apples. What the fuck is this idiot smoking, I want some

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor

 

[SIGSEGV]

He just needs $50 for lettuce and tomatoes guiz PLEASE
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Motherfucker, lettuce and tomatoes must be what, $5? This is the worst excuse yet next to buying apples. What the fuck is this idiot smoking, I want some

You don't even need to look at the amount he's asking for to know that Lou is lying. Does anyone really believe that he'd buy vegetables?

 

[Mr Foster]

He just needs $50 for lettuce and tomatoes guiz PLEASE
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Motherfucker, lettuce and tomatoes must be what, $5? This is the worst excuse yet next to buying apples. What the fuck is this idiot smoking, I want some

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor
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Jesus Christ, he is so privileged he doesn't know the price of veggies.

Lou, many people spend $50 a WEEK, including weekends, on groceries. You're so used to buying $30 grubhub orders for every meal, that you don't understand the basics of grocery shopping.

He can't even lie accurately because he is so used to his expensive lifestyle.

 

[Damien Thorne]

He just needs $50 for lettuce and tomatoes guiz PLEASE
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Motherfucker, lettuce and tomatoes must be what, $5? This is the worst excuse yet next to buying apples. What the fuck is this idiot smoking, I want some

Wilfully engaging with minors again. He waded into this without any engagement aimed at him from the minor
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Lettuce and tomatoes only cost $50 if he is fucking shopping at Whole Foods.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lettuce and tomatoes only cost $50 if he is fucking shopping at Whole Foods.

Whole Foods? Nah, Lou would never ever enter Whole Foods, it's owned by Amazon! You know, that big bad megacorp communists hate so much!
Whale Foods is more likely. It's Lou, after all.