Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Great Dane]

e-begging for another iPhone

Ace on Twitter

“the truth of the matter? i don't have a phone. Mine broke. I bought one thinking it'd work. It doesn't. now I need $500+ to buy one directly from Apple. and I don't have anything. and i don't want to ask anyone. and i'm barely holding it together sending this tweet right now.”

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Ace on Twitter

“This is why I'm asking. my phone broke. I got this as a gift, so i can't replace it myself without help. I took a nasty fall the other day while shopping for food. i'm moderately fine but my phone...my poor phone. I found out that apple sells refurbed. but it'll cost $500. https://t.co/InqmX4FQPD”

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Ace on Twitter

“phone broke. qlinkwireless allows own phone & they list iPhones basically only if it works on sprint. Can get one from Apple but I only have $81. it'll cost $500 refurbed. this is life or death for me. PLEASE!? know it's a lot but please? https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB #transcrowdfund”

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https://yiff.life/@furrygal/103858606828231870

 

[Dustlord]

Libraries are free pretty much fuckin everywhere and you only get hit for things like overdue fines.

Every library I've been to puts a cap on overdue fees or doesn't have them as long as you return the book in good condition, so even if he missed a day or two, he'd be fine. $2-$10 is pretty affordable for someone that can order pizza twice a week.

 

[Punished Spoon]

Did this nigga just say that his iPhone is the life or death of him

Lmao he literally just stated yesterday he had no food...and now it's a matter of life and death for an iphone. I'm sure people who are dying in the claws of this virus think an iPhone is life or death too, Louis. What a great cow

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Did this nigga just say that his iPhone is the life or death of him

Lmao he literally just stated yesterday he had no food...and now it's a matter of life and death for an iphone. I'm sure people who are dying in the claws of this virus think an iPhone is life or death too, Louis. What a great cow

If he'd valued or otherwise given a single fuck about his $500 phone, it would have been in a case or under screen insurance or, y’know, handled with the faintest quantum of care. But like all his other possessions, his phone was free shit to be squandered and replaced by more free shit.

Hell, he may have smashed it deliberately just so he could beg for a $1200 model to replace it. Gotta keep up to date, after all.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

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Ace on Twitter

“the truth of the matter? i don't have a phone. Mine broke. I bought one thinking it'd work. It doesn't. now I need $500+ to buy one directly from Apple. and I don't have anything. and i don't want to ask anyone. and i'm barely holding it together sending this tweet right now.”

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Ace on Twitter

“This is why I'm asking. my phone broke. I got this as a gift, so i can't replace it myself without help. I took a nasty fall the other day while shopping for food. i'm moderately fine but my phone...my poor phone. I found out that apple sells refurbed. but it'll cost $500. https://t.co/InqmX4FQPD”

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Ace on Twitter

“phone broke. qlinkwireless allows own phone & they list iPhones basically only if it works on sprint. Can get one from Apple but I only have $81. it'll cost $500 refurbed. this is life or death for me. PLEASE!? know it's a lot but please? https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB #transcrowdfund”

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I'm pretty sure that's just the glass panel.
In that case, I've got great news for our boy "Ace". Crazy motherfucker Louis Rossmann is still open, and he's accepting mail-in repair jobs. Costs a fraction of a new phone. Nah, press X to doubt. For all we know, he might have had an old model, and broke that to continue his grifting.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

This is quite ironic.
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Ace on Twitter

“dear #LandLords, you're bitching about a rent freeze? get. a. job. i hear amazon and local grocers are hiring more. signed, the sane world P.S. WOMP F'N WOMP”

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Whining about stepfather
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Ace on Twitter

“"Stepdad" is working on the toilet. all you hear is "sonofabitch" and "goddamn it" the bathroom is right next to my room and because of the lockdowns I have nowhere to go.... being abused in the past makes it hard to hear these things without being afraid.”

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Selling some stuff
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Ace on Twitter

“sold my Castlevania blu-rays to make back the $25 i had to pay to buy a shitty android phone put my iPod Touch up for sale Still havent heard anything from that seller. now i have to go dig out a dishwasher.”

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Lmao, this bitch telling someone to get a job. I can't.

And Louis, you lazy waste of space, if you know your "disabled" stepdad needs help fixing the toilet why don't you offer to help him, you POS? Stop complaining about him losing his temper, he's probably more of a human being than you are. You're not the only person in the world with emotions. Shocking, right?

This slob is so obsessed with tech and food, his greediness is disgusting.

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Ace on Twitter

“the truth of the matter? i don't have a phone. Mine broke. I bought one thinking it'd work. It doesn't. now I need $500+ to buy one directly from Apple. and I don't have anything. and i don't want to ask anyone. and i'm barely holding it together sending this tweet right now.”

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Ace on Twitter

“This is why I'm asking. my phone broke. I got this as a gift, so i can't replace it myself without help. I took a nasty fall the other day while shopping for food. i'm moderately fine but my phone...my poor phone. I found out that apple sells refurbed. but it'll cost $500. https://t.co/InqmX4FQPD”

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Ace on Twitter

“phone broke. qlinkwireless allows own phone & they list iPhones basically only if it works on sprint. Can get one from Apple but I only have $81. it'll cost $500 refurbed. this is life or death for me. PLEASE!? know it's a lot but please? https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB #transcrowdfund”

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Liar, liar, pants on fire.

Corona is happening and whole countries are shutting down but all he thinks about are his fucking toys. What is he gonna do if internet breaks or there is no electricity?

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Nah, press X to doubt. For all we know, he might have had an old model, and broke that to continue his grifting.

The shape of the volume buttons tells me it can't be newer than an iPhone 5, and Apple ended support for those back in 2017. At this point, its battery would be too dead for the phone to power on at all. I am certain that it is an old, dead phone that he had laying around because he has trouble parting with his electronics hoard, and he took a hammer to it to try and farm some free pitybux.

It's a shame that Twitter removes EXIF data from image uploads, so we can't see what model of iPhone he took those photos on.

What is he gonna do if internet breaks or there is no electricity?

He definitely wouldn't last long begging IRL. Real beggars have a tendency to get organized, keep to their own territory, take turns working the good territories, and pool their winnings so nobody will actually starve on a bad day and everyone can afford a nice bottle of Night Train if one of them lucks out. Lou would try to work an intersection that was already occupied by another beggar, get in a fight over who got to hold the cardboard sign, and be "accidentally" shoved into traffic within an hour.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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Ace on Twitter

“the truth of the matter? i don't have a phone. Mine broke. I bought one thinking it'd work. It doesn't. now I need $500+ to buy one directly from Apple. and I don't have anything. and i don't want to ask anyone. and i'm barely holding it together sending this tweet right now.”

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Ace on Twitter

“This is why I'm asking. my phone broke. I got this as a gift, so i can't replace it myself without help. I took a nasty fall the other day while shopping for food. i'm moderately fine but my phone...my poor phone. I found out that apple sells refurbed. but it'll cost $500. https://t.co/InqmX4FQPD”

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Ace on Twitter

“phone broke. qlinkwireless allows own phone & they list iPhones basically only if it works on sprint. Can get one from Apple but I only have $81. it'll cost $500 refurbed. this is life or death for me. PLEASE!? know it's a lot but please? https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB #transcrowdfund”

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For someone whose life is apparently an unending Dickensian horror show, he sure does get a lot of expensive electronic items as "gifts." My own parents don't buy me gifts like that, and they're rich.

 

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For someone whose life is apparently an unending Dickensian horror show, he sure does get a lot of expensive electronic items as "gifts." My own parents don't buy me gifts like that, and they're rich.

That's the other thing with these alleged gifts. If his buddies supposedly are willing to dump over a grand worth of electronics on him, they must really care about him, right? So then why don't they just give him money for food instead of electronics? He lied himself into a corner by saying the items themselves are gifts and not the money used to buy them, because then at least it's somewhat believable his friends funded this stuff. Hell, Louis' lies about this junk are all over the place and it doesn't make sense. Personally, I believe that since he has no actual friendly relationships (just people pitying him), he merely assumes that friends readily drop expensive toys and doodads on each other.

You're going to have to prove it for anybody to believe this isn't a ludicrous lie, Louis. Show the mailed package that was given to you, the conversation where your supposed friends agree to give you these money sinks, or even the original owner just waving it around in a still photo. Something. Because the only person you're fooling is yourself if you think anybody is falling for this.

 

[Great Dane]

Apparently Diana is now Ace again and bought the iPhone with emergency money. She is now back to e-begging for food.

Ace on Twitter

“Update: i since replaced it using money that i was saving for an emergency. i could really use the help to replenish that money/buy food. please? https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB #transcrowdfund #emergencycrowdfund #PovertyCrowdfund https://t.co/2Hhjjknf99”

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Yesterday, Ace spent $10 for some Boozy Badger digital comedy show and offered to buy another copy for anyone who was interested.

Ace on Twitter

“@dixielioness @BoozyBadger I just bought my copy. unfortunately it's under my dead name but hey! i'll do anything i can to help!”

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Ace on Twitter

“I fully confess, there are days I sit here and think I'd be better off dead. It means I wouldn't have to ask ya'll for money and my family wouldn't have to spend as much on me. I'm not there right now; but that is how far I get down. ...i know someone will care”

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[Leonard Helplessness]

I got autistic and did a little more digging on the phone thing. Someone who knows phones and operating systems better than me can call me out on any of this. Let's have a look at these photos, ignoring for a time being the fact that he was too lazy to peel the display sticker off his laptop palmrest.





iPhones stopped having a boxy form factor and circular volume buttons after the iPhone 5 generation; they moved to a more rounded design with elongated volume buttons. Also, the baseline iPhone 5 had a little square on the home button (visible on the left side in the second photo). iPhone 5S didn't have the square.

The iPhone 5S model launched in September 2013. They're old fucking phones, the oldest ones that Apple still supports and pushes OS updates to (if you have a baseline iPhone 5 at this point it's pretty much a brick). At launch they went for $650-850 if you paid up front; after about a year the no-contract price for the model with the lowest storage capacity was down to around $500.

And an iPhone 5S will still run Twitter for iPhone, which we know he uses.



So it's feasible that this is his phone, but very unlikely, for a simple reason. That reason is battery rot. iPhones tend to have serious problems with this, to the point that Apple has gotten in trouble for deliberately throttling the CPUs on its older phones so they'd use less power, gradually slowing down the phone but helping to cover up the fact that iPhones have shitty, short-lived batteries. This is especially true if you're using particularly battery-hungry apps, such as Twitter for iPhone because that app is a piece of shit. At this point, I doubt his phone would survive more than a half-hour without being fed, much like him.

Oh, and while I was writing this, he suddenly snapped up and activated a brand new phone, literally overnight, at a time when the state of Pennsylvania has shut down all non-life-sustaining businesses and published a list of such businesses which specifically names electronics and telecommunications retailers as non-life-sustaining? How interesting. It's almost like this entire thing was a fucking fabrication.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Recall that he was seen tweeting from an iPhone the day after he allegedly smashed the old one and before any mention of a replacement:

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[GermanPotato]

I used to repair smartphones and PCs back when I was a grad student to make some money and let me tell you:
That doesn't look like fall damage at all. Phones usually fall on one of the edges, because the weight is not evenly distributed inside the phone (iPhones for example tend to fall on the lower left corner because the battery is located in that area - if they fall out of your hand or your pocket like... When you go shopping as our dear furry scizotranny claims).
Loulous phone looks like there has been deliberately applied damage. Fall damage usually has cracks coming from the place the phone impacted on the floor, often with a dent in the metal frame as well. This looks like it was smashed flat down with a lot of force.
Thats why it has the cracks all over the screen and even small glass particles coming off, which are a pain in the ass when replacing the damaged screen.

And even if it was fall damage, you can get replacement screens for under 100 bucks online, with a manual how to replace the screen and even the necessary tools. There are even workshops replacing the screen in a few hours time for a small fee and the cost of the replacement screen. For older iPhones the replacements are even cheaper because they are already mass-produced. Newer models tend to be more expensive because the replacements have to be re-engineered and the producement cycle has to be developed.

Dude is full of shit for this new e-begging shtick.

//Edit: Fixed typo.

 

[Sintharia]

Not only is this phone thing super dumb, but I can't tell you the number of times that I've dropped my own iPhone, and the case and screen protector have saved me from this very thing. IF this was an actual thing, and I suspect it's not because I agree with @GermanPotato's assessment, being so cheap as to not protect your super expensive, can't-live-without electronics is just dumb. It's asking for them to break.

 

[AnOminous]

Not only is this phone thing super dumb, but I can't tell you the number of times that I've dropped my own iPhone, and the case and screen protector have saved me from this very thing. IF this was an actual thing, and I suspect it's not because I agree with @GermanPotato's assessment, being so cheap as to not protect your super expensive, can't-live-without electronics is just dumb. It's asking for them to break.

I've never used any of that screen protector shit and I've never had that happen to an iPhone, and I've had one since they came out, and still have a 4s which has been dropped multiple times including six feet onto concrete. Those things are solid. There is no fucking way this is from routine use.

I wouldn't be surprised if the prick got one wrecked from someone else just to use as a prop for his bullshit. Or the fat fuck sat on it.

 

[GermanPotato]

Or the fat fuck sat on it.

Nah, that would have resulted in even cracks in the middle of the phone (weakest point) growing outwards on the screen and the metal frame would have been bend as well. At least the older models tended to be more robust than the new ones. So probably the pocket of his pants would have ripped. If he sat on it flat, the damage would look different as well, except he would drop his ass from several meters on it.
The only time I saw such extensive damage from a fall was a girl who texted while walking. Dumb bitch didn't look ahead, tripped and fell with her phone in her hand. Her reflexes kicked in and so her weight was on the phone as well as sliding it over the surface of the street because she used her hands to break the fall.

Little off topic fun fact: Girls and phones are an idiotic mixture. A lot of girls drop their phones into the toilet. They put it in the assbags (dunno the fancy word for those things) of their jeans, pull them down and splashidysplash, big expensive load in the bowl.
So maybe Louis achieved being a girl, even though it is only the way he breaks his phones?

 

[In the Sick of It]

I got autistic and did a little more digging on the phone thing. Someone who knows phones and operating systems better than me can call me out on any of this. Let's have a look at these photos, ignoring for a time being the fact that he was too lazy to peel the display sticker off his laptop palmrest.

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iPhones stopped having a boxy form factor and circular volume buttons after the iPhone 5 generation; they moved to a more rounded design with elongated volume buttons. Also, the baseline iPhone 5 had a little square on the home button (visible on the left side in the second photo). iPhone 5S didn't have the square.

The iPhone 5S model launched in September 2013. They're old fucking phones, the oldest ones that Apple still supports and pushes OS updates to (if you have a baseline iPhone 5 at this point it's pretty much a brick). At launch they went for $650-850 if you paid up front; after about a year the no-contract price for the model with the lowest storage capacity was down to around $500.

And an iPhone 5S will still run Twitter for iPhone, which we know he uses.

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So it's feasible that this is his phone, but very unlikely, for a simple reason. That reason is battery rot. iPhones tend to have serious problems with this, to the point that Apple has gotten in trouble for deliberately throttling the CPUs on its older phones so they'd use less power, gradually slowing down the phone but helping to cover up the fact that iPhones have shitty, short-lived batteries. This is especially true if you're using particularly battery-hungry apps, such as Twitter for iPhone because that app is a piece of shit. At this point, I doubt his phone would survive more than a half-hour without being fed, much like him.

Oh, and while I was writing this, he suddenly snapped up and activated a brand new phone, literally overnight, at a time when the state of Pennsylvania has shut down all non-life-sustaining businesses and published a list of such businesses which specifically names electronics and telecommunications retailers as non-life-sustaining? How interesting. It's almost like this entire thing was a fucking fabrication.

Ugh, there are crumbs all over his laptop touchpad.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

MOTI time:

Ace on Twitter

“I know how people see me. and that's on them. there's nothing i can do about it. at all. but i DO need help. i am in need. and i feel horrible about it. my paypal is https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB if anyone can help that'd be great. if no one does, that's on them.”

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http://archive.md/7yXCo

"I know how people see me, and that's on them. there's nothing i can do about it. at all."

*deep breath*

Actually, Louis, there's a lot you can do about it. Your reputation is of your own making. Every day you suck the oxygen out of the Twitterverse with your constant begging and poor-mouthing, yet you never offer any explanation for why you, a 36-year-old American in apparent good health and with at least some college education, can't just get off your duff and earn what you need, other than vague references to "transphobia"--which is a laugh, because you look like a man and dress like a man and use your "dead name" all over the place, and no one would even know you identify as a woman without you telling them. You don't have a Patreon, and you don't offer even a token reward or gift for the people who are misguided enough to send a few bucks your way. You don't even thank people.

You say you need money "for food," yet when you get some you buy expensive junk food, rather than ramen noodles and simple staples like every starving college student has learned to do since the dawn of time. You talk about how you have no friends and everyone in your life has deserted you, yet you're constantly flashing new, expensive video games and electronics, which you say are "gifts"--yet, it bears repeating, we rarely see you thank anyone, not even for the pittances that somehow keep dribbling in to your PayPal account. You live rent-free with your family, which we assume pays for your utilities and your cell phone bill, yet you expect us to believe they hate you so much they won't even feed you. You've told so many half-truths and inconsistent stories that fall apart at even a cursory glance that anyone would have to be a fool to believe anything you say. You take the money you get and buy porny commissions of your fursona, and then you get upset when people who gave you money for food wonder why it's not going to buy food.

And best of all, you have the absolute unbridled nerve to disclaim any responsibility for what people think of you, in the same tweet where you once again beg for money from the very same people you just insulted ONE PARAGRAPH AGO. Classic. Absolutely classic.

No, Louis, it's not "on them." It's on you. You are a cancerous tumor on the asshole of the Internet and everyone knows it for no other reason than that is exactly what you put out there. Grow the hell up.

 

[Vapewizard]

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He just lied to him without so much as flinching and took his money without a second thought.

Hey, Louis? Just so you know, you're disgusting.

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Ace on Twitter

“dear #LandLords, you're bitching about a rent freeze? get. a. job. i hear amazon and local grocers are hiring more. signed, the sane world P.S. WOMP F'N WOMP”

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Honestly while the anti fat/prostitution meltdown is another contender I think the saga peaked with this. How the actual fuck do you take pitybux from a guy who draws comics with his mouth, cause you yourself can't be assed to get a job, and then immediately tell someone else to get a job?

 

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MOTI time:

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Ace on Twitter

“I know how people see me. and that's on them. there's nothing i can do about it. at all. but i DO need help. i am in need. and i feel horrible about it. my paypal is https://t.co/z2FfN0vKXB if anyone can help that'd be great. if no one does, that's on them.”

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http://archive.md/7yXCo

"I know how people see me, and that's on them. there's nothing i can do about it. at all."

*deep breath*

Actually, Louis, there's a lot you can do about it. Your reputation is of your own making. Every day you suck the oxygen out of the Twitterverse with your constant begging and poor-mouthing, yet you never offer any explanation for why you, a 36-year-old American in apparent good health and with at least some college education, can't just get off your duff and earn what you need, other than vague references to "transphobia"--which is a laugh, because you look like a man and dress like a man and use your "dead name" all over the place, and no one would even know you identify as a woman without you telling them. You don't have a Patreon, and you don't offer even a token reward or gift for the people who are misguided enough to send a few bucks your way. You don't even thank people.

You say you need money "for food," yet when you get some you buy expensive junk food, rather than ramen noodles and simple staples like every starving college student has learned to do since the dawn of time. You talk about how you have no friends and everyone in your life has deserted you, yet you're constantly flashing new, expensive video games and electronics, which you say are "gifts"--yet, it bears repeating, we rarely see you thank anyone, not even for the pittances that somehow keep dribbling in to your PayPal account. You live rent-free with your family, which we assume pays for your utilities and your cell phone bill, yet you expect us to believe they hate you so much they won't even feed you. You've told so many half-truths and inconsistent stories that fall apart at even a cursory glance that anyone would have to be a fool to believe anything you say. You take the money you get and buy porny commissions of your fursona, and then you get upset when people who gave you money for food wonder why it's not going to buy food.

And best of all, you have the absolute unbridled nerve to disclaim any responsibility for what people think of you, in the same tweet where you once again beg for money from the very same people you just insulted ONE PARAGRAPH AGO. Classic. Absolutely classic.

No, Louis, it's not "on them." It's on you. You are a cancerous tumor on the asshole of the Internet and everyone knows it for no other reason than that is exactly what you put out there. Grow the hell up.

The audacity of Louis has always been laughable.

Louis, just look at the very first section on the very first post of the thread. It's an entire segment of the OP dedicated to explaining why and how you're a deceptive liar, documenting each and every tired lie you spout. Every single statement in that post is cited with photo evidence and documentation. If you actually bothered to read those citations, you'll notice that each one of them is something only you could have provided, and only you had provided.

Yet you sit here and blame us for not being fooled by your endless stream of lies. There's a major reason why that section is presented front and center for any new readers who enter this thread, and it's so they aren't fooled by you, either. You deserve your reputation as a greedy, selfish liar, because you are one, and no amount of fake suicide-baiting, crocodile tears, and further lying will change that. When this began, I just thought you were pathetic, then when you were presented with people who either share or are worse off than your current situation, you mocked them, disregarded them, and now you've lied and stolen from them. Now I know that you're simply malicious. And of course you won't apologize, because somehow you're a victim for tricking a person who is paralyzed from the neck down out of their money. Nobody who has seen this thread or knows about your lies otherwise will ever apologize nor feel a single iota of sympathy when you post your exasperating sob stories like this.