Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

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"I've had it, but haven't used it." Some food money well spent, or should I say grift money.

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[Ronnie Rocket]

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> I've only had it for 29 days.

July 16th starts here: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/louis...ldenl1oness-lynn-brooks-acem58.66344/page-183

There's plenty of begs/grifting in the days beforehand for NEEEEEEDS.

 

[brutal poodle]

I'm not very clever, and my humor can only stretch so far...so bear with me as I type this. Below is a list and a fair amount of screenshots of Lou's orbiters, the people who enable and encourage his daily destructive behaviors. They are very odd and strange and possibly could qualify as cows themselves, but I think putting them in Lou's pasture would be a good start.

Buckle up, Buckaroos! I can always add more if anyone has any contributions! @Leonard Helplessness and @BoobWhiskers gave a huge detailed explanation of Princess Asriel a few pages back, but I just want to expose a little bit more of the crazy that Lou surrounds himself with. There is no particular order, just listing them off.

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Let's start off with Big Jackelope, @gigaBytegirl on twitter. A few glances at their twitter and you are quick to see that they are just as special seeded as Lou, with an extreme fetish in hyper inflation. She is very supportive of Lou and under normal circumstances that wouldn't be a problem, but she actively shares his begging posts know damn well Lou is lying and spreads his message faithfully. They are super cutesy with their interactions with Lou and other followers, which...isn't surprising considering even Lou has the mentality of a 12 year old. Birds of a feather flock together, and that is the common trend between all of them.

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Okay, this person is very minor and I do not know much about them, except that Lou is on their phone plan. They have been friends with Lou for quite a long time which is unusual for Lou, so they are fully aware of his antics but yet still find a way to tolerate him.

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Tyger is a fellow grifter, who has a bit of presence in the furry fandom. By his own admission, he is a morbidly obese man who lives with his wife, who you will often find him tweeting about. What about? Often that his wife is about to take her "last dose of anti-stroke medication", and that she will die without it. The medication in question is not an expensive pharmaceutical drug or injection, but rather medical cannabis chocolate bars. He has several written explanations of his current situation, and having read through them I have found several inconsistencies. He claims that he has really bad lymphedema in his legs that will swell, rendering him unable to work on his commissions for very long. Yet however he writes about how he enjoys World of Warcraft, and will often sit down for hours to play the game at a time. So, begging and depending on the good will and fortune of the trans and furry community is how this chap functions. He is more tolerable than Lou and doesn't freak out if you pick him out, and isn't prone to chimping out. But he is intentionally misleading a lot of people.

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Ichigo very spergy. He is a huge edgelord and no doubt is where Lou finds support with his views and ideals. I do not know as much about him as other Lou lurkers, but this bisexual lesbian is a firecracker himself. He is very confrontational and cringe, and this is more-so the reason why Lou considers him a friend. They are well known for participating in twitter slapfights, and often try to use their "traumatic" experiences to shut down people who probably have legit trauma. He is kind of entertaining to watch argue, no lie.

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Princess Asriel, affectionately known as Undertale Larper, has been covered very well as previously mentioned. I just want to have them tucked here, for posterity. They are very...endearing towards Lou, often supporting Lou on his suicide baiting and 'woe is me' posts. He will often switch accounts to talk as his different headmates, and encourages Lou and his shitty behavior. An absolute basket case on their own, and a lot like BigJackalope in their sweet and nice approach with Lou.

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This person probably honestly can have their own thread, but for now, we are introducing Jasmine Marsh. They are followed by fellow lolcows Clawshrimpy, probably indicating even further more how spergy they are. He is a huge grifter, begging for money for food and other various wants. They chimp out a lot, and they freak out about a lot of similar shit Lou does. They grift a lot like he does too, over exaggerating living conditions for pity buxx.

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I want to mention Dynast-King, because there is a lot going on. They share beg posting across the trans community, which in itself isn't a bad thing. But the people they support and retweet are scammers and grifters, and as you can see, the account is having problems with reports. They are quite aware of Lou and his antics, but they continue to share and help the scammers that are just using the trans community as a donation pool. They are also known to share other grifting lolcows begging posts, contributing to the very lifestyle that Lou leads. He is active in that lifestyle, and thereforth deserves a spot here.

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Gneech isn't new to most of us, but I want him here for posterity. They are often the one who draws Lou's characters, as he is cheap and familiar to Lou. They are very aware that Lou scams people to get the money he uses to pay him, but yet allows this to continue. I understand that people have to make their money as they see fit, but even Boozy Badger spoke out against Lou using grift money to buy Boozy a controller.

There are other minor ones, and I will probably tweak this post as I sort through more information. The archival site is down for me, so I do plan on adding them soon. I wanted this post to be out a little quicker than I had intended, but things happened. There is probably more dirt on these individuals, but I scratched the surface and I hope that newcomers can get a quick understanding of who the supporting cast is!

Oh boy, I predict another wave of friends getting wiped off of Lou’s radar after he chimps out and warns them they are being ‘targeted’ by the big bad Kiwi Farms.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

PI presents: A Week of Begging Before Getting a $300 Chromebook

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[ThrowawayFurry]

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"I've had it, but haven't used it." Some food money well spent, or should I say grift money.

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1 post and this is it? Thank you random person.

On the Samsung, why the fuck does he have a fucking furry bikini picture as the background for an ad. It isn't hard to change the fucking background, Louis. Secondly, why does he have TWO Chromebooks? For what purpose could he have possibly needed them when he has a fucking gaming laptop from 2018 there? Also, notably, Lou didn't put his phone number on them until just now when I was checking them (2:29AM EST).

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All 3 of these directly show that Lou is the one selling them and links him to the posts and includes his phone number.

Thank you @Plastic Inevitable for the compilation of his begs leading up till then but I find one particularly interesting.

Since we know he didn't order it and receive it the same day, this sticks out like a sore thumb. The only issue is this Chromebook isn't on Amazon for that price. It comes direct from Samsung for that price, so this order is something else as well.

Louis "lying through his teeth" Gagliardi must really have the entire fucking sheep pulled over his friends' eyes.

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

1 post and this is it? Thank you random person.

On the Samsung, why the fuck does he have a fucking furry bikini picture as the background for an ad. It isn't hard to change the fucking background, Louis. Secondly, why does he have TWO Chromebooks? For what purpose could he have possibly needed them when he has a fucking gaming laptop from 2018 there? Also, notably, Lou didn't put his phone number on them until just now when I was checking them (2:29AM EST).

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All 3 of these directly show that Lou is the one selling them and links him to the posts and includes his phone number.

Thank you @Plastic Inevitable for the compilation of his begs leading up till then but I find one particularly interesting.

Since we know he didn't order it and receive it the same day, this sticks out like a sore thumb. The only issue is this Chromebook isn't on Amazon for that price. It comes direct from Samsung for that price, so this order is something else as well.

Louis "lying through his teeth" Gagliardi must really have the entire fucking sheep pulled over his friends' eyes.

I noticed that tweet as well.

But what if he got it used for $299, much like this one for $291 as a Warehouse Deal?

The best part of that would be him claiming it's like new as he's only had it for 29 days, but in fact actually bought it used himself?

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

I noticed that tweet as well.

But what if he got it used for $299, much like this one for $291 as a Warehouse Deal?

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The best part of that would be him claiming it's like new as he's only had it for 29 days, but in fact actually bought it used himself?

Lou Gets Sued For False Advertising story arc when

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Lou Gets Sued For False Advertising story arc when

Some poor SOB would have to face His Fatness Furrymir Griftkonnen and buy that Chromebook first.

 

[Damien Thorne]

PI presents: A Week of Begging Before Getting a $300 Chromebook

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Well, he is overflowing enthusiastic energy whenever he begs nonstop for more than 40 hours a week. Shame, really, he puts more energy into his begging than a lot of people do at their jobs.

 

[Lurk]

Didn't see these ones here yet:

He has become well and truly shameless. Orbiter Dynast-King is shilling for him too, which Lou was keen to then retweet:

This broken Windows computer arc is a whole new level of shitty even for Lou, though he's probably done similar scams before so I'm not going to be too shocked. Semper Fi to those who found his Craigslist ads and his begging run leading up to the purchase of another Chromebook. It'd be real... interesting if the Lou imposter account posted all that evidence to their twitter in one of their fake begging posts. I wouldn't condone such behaviour of course but the atomic chimp out would be a thing of beauty to witness. I notice that Lou is only alluding to putting "stuff" up for sale to his audience of simps lest they discover his habit of hoarding electronics he literally doesn't use which he purchased using their money.

GOD, I just hate this guy

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[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

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This broken Windows computer arc is a whole new level of shitty even for Lou, though he's probably done similar scams before so I'm not going to be too shocked. Semper Fi to those who found his Craigslist ads and his begging run leading up to the purchase of another Chromebook. It'd be real... interesting if the Lou imposter account posted all that evidence to their twitter in one of their fake begging posts. I wouldn't condone such behaviour of course but the atomic chimp out would be a thing of beauty to witness. I notice that Lou is only alluding to putting "stuff" up for sale to his audience of simps lest they discover his habit of hoarding electronics he literally doesn't use which he purchased using their money.

GOD, I just hate this guy

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Louie Boy isn’t worth the minor bit of energy required for me to hate him. All he gets out of me is a cold contempt for what he is that will make watching his world crash and burn around him when he finally steps on the wrong person’s toes or finally pushes momma gags too far all the sweeter.

He’s a special kind of entitled brat where ever one of his problems is of his own doing, and while his behavior might be reprehensible, ultimately it’s a side show compared to when he becomes the architect of his own demise, which he absolutely will.

 

[Punished Spoon]

"I won't ask or demand help"

This is what makes me MATI. If you are poor and lowly, you are never in a position to demand anything. And that's where he has life fucked up.

No one deserves anything. Just because you feel that you are a woman stuck in a mans body (no, wait, he doesn't have any sort of gender dysphoria...) just because you THINK you deserve money just because you can claim a different gender, does not make it so.

This is just the stuff he has lying around that he doesn't use. He hasn't used his switch in weeks, and he still has an Xbox and PS4 that he can still resort to selling. I bet he has more consoles, but Lou is more about hoarding and saying you have something vs going without. Literally thousands and thousands worth of electronics, but still has the nerve to beg. What an absolute mong.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Clearly they were just stunned by this, the absolute pinnacle of feminine beauty, and were drawn to it instinctively like any infatuated man would be:
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Like a moth to a fat, autistic flame.

On the Samsung, why the fuck does he have a fucking furry bikini picture as the background for an ad. It isn't hard to change the fucking background, Louis.

I think it's especially funny for him to have a bikini furry as the background when THAT'S the one he's pushing especially hard as 'give this to your child'. No, dude. People see that, they assume they're getting something covered in the remnants of a thousand wank sessions to furry Wonder Woman tiddies... which I guess is truth in advertising, so maybe keep the picture as a warning after all.



A retweet. Just a friendly reminder from your local neighborhood Boobwhiskers that Lou changes what he's playing pretend as every other Tuesday, and that his writing features fetish wish fulfillment of podgy fat humans with his identical backstory getting both sex reassignment and FURRY REASSIGNMENT surgeries. Aka, Lou treats being trans on about the same level as being surgically turned into a red panda with a phat ass.

 

[Tard Repository]

Guess Lou dropped the veil of altruism. Whatever happened to helping out a family who couldn't afford a laptop? Any family with $200 to spare would just buy a new one at Wal-Mart.

I do find it funny he's selling several electronics just to buy a 6+ year old Mac worth $500. He could build his own mid-tier PC with gaming specs for that much money, but he's a lazy, grifting consoomer that would rather spend his money on a brand over performance.

Lou, surrounded by several consoles and other assorted electronics, tarding out and slamming his poor mother's head into the nearest wall probably: "GIBS ME WANTS!!!! GIBS ME WAAAAAAAAANTS!!!! I DESERVE WAAAAAANTS!!!"

 

[Next Task]

Well, at least we'll get to enjoy his chimpout when he gets a bunch of non-serious offers.

 

[Pinball 2000]

Lou is pretty much the best IRL version of the old "Boy who Cried Wolf" story I've ever seen, only instead of crying wolf, it's crying "I need money". He begs so much that people are less willing to take him seriously when he says he needs money now. If Lou were to have an actual emergency tomorrow, I'm sure next to nobody would be willing to donate and simply assume he's lying again.

Honestly, it reminds me a lot of when Chris-chan started first asking for donations; people were initially willing to give him money as they truly thought he was in a bad situation, but once people realized he was immediately blowing most of the donations on legos and videogames, the donations quickly tapered off and people are less willing to believe him when he says there's an emergency.

Also, Lou, if you're reading this, drop the price for those craigslist sellings. It looks like you took the MSRP of all the items and dropped $100 off when in reality, you'd be lucky to get half-price for any used electronic device. Best Buy sells certified refurbished versions of both of those Chromebooks for 100-ish off, so why on earth would anyone pay the same price for a device from you that doesn't have any certification?

 

[Norman B. Normal]

I understand that people have to make their money as they see fit, but even Boozy Badger spoke out against Lou using grift money to buy Boozy a controller.

Come to think of it, it's been ages since we've seen Lou @ Boozy or reply to one of his tweets. What's up with that? Boozy finally kick him to the curb?

 

[Pinball 2000]

Come to think of it, it's been ages since we've seen Lou @ Boozy or reply to one of his tweets. What's up with that? Boozy finally kick him to the curb?

Twitter lets you continue to mention an account that's blocked or muted you, but it won't notify the recipient, and I wouldn't be shocked if Boozy preemptively muted him the last time Lou was creeping on him. My best guess is that Lou either finally gave up on getting Boozy's attention (unlikely) or Lou's just focused on other things at the moment (more likely).

 

[Punished Spoon]

Come to think of it, it's been ages since we've seen Lou @ Boozy or reply to one of his tweets. What's up with that? Boozy finally kick him to the curb?

Boozy is le tired last I heard from the personal furry lolcow thread. Lou still tries to talk to Boozy via tweeting, but I know exactly the approach Boozy has taken. He has witnessed first hand Lou's spergery and bullshit, but instead of blocking Lou (causing a huge shitstorm and Boozy IS a lawyer. He has somewhat of a reputation and a face to keep) he just doesn't interact with him directly. Recently (like maybe a month or so ago?) Lou offended one of Popufur friends and it was a lot of indirect vague posting, but Lou is getting ostracized more and more in the furry community. It's not his fursona that's the problem, its his attitude, which he refuses to acknowledge.

Edit: Maybe everyone doesn't know about the Boozy controller situation, and while I was writing my orbiter post I hadn't considered it. Just to update people what happened, Lou bought Boozy a controller for Christmas and was very proud and braggish about it, but Boozy was concerned that Lou had bought him that controller when he had seen Lou begging for food either earlier that day or shortly after the controller was bought. This of course, caused Lou to lose his shit against Boozy, and Lou basically inferred that Boozy shouldn't say anything against him because he bought him the controller. Boozy called his ass out directly and told Lou that he would send him the controller back, that he wasn't going to have Lou holding it over his head. Lou ran away with his tail tucked between his legs and tried to apologize, but it pissed off Boozy and so since Boozy hasn't hardly had shit to do with him. Can you blame him?

 

[Punished Spoon]

Sorry for the double posting, but I was curious and looked at his switch profile. Oh, would you look at that, a brand new game that was released a week ago and somehow he managed to buy it. And then in Lou fashion, as per tradition, he barely plays it and wastes $60 for nothing.