A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?
Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?
Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*
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A tiger...? Look, I might not be a animal expert or anything, but this looks nothing like a Tiger. A mouse, or perhaps a deer. But a TIGER?
Fuck it, maybe it's a donkey. It would fit Lou more than anything else. Or maybe it is an elusive Snipe?
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I am tempted to make a pun involving that artist and terrible head, but I do not know how to make that work. That terrible head is all Lou can expect to get in his lifetime?
Five thousand dollars tax free, and I have to spend it in one day? That's easy. I buy more guns and especially ammunition, because people like Louie and Joe Biden are allowing this country to turn into a war zone to virtue signal and pander to barely human savages. Or take my family to Disney World.
Louie Lard-ass has zero room to criticize anyone's grasp of the English language when he himself, a self-proclaimed "professional writer", fucks up on capitalizing movie titles in the SAME FUCKING SENTENCE:
People like Louie who have been brainwashed and programmed by the Cult of SJW Identity Politics are trying their best to redefine what the word "racism" means. Instead of bigotry and hatred of one group of people based on skin color, they now say some mindless bullshit about privilege and power now. So, yes, they actually DO believe that racism against whites is not a thing. Still waiting to cash in on my supposed privilege.
Maybe if Mama Gags had studied harder in school, applied herself, gotten a better job, or married better men, then she could have bought a house in a nice, quiet neighborhood where she isn't surrounded by loud, obnoxious, inconsiderate people. According to her their closest neighbors are black, right? She's such a racist.
A lot of states have Common Law Marriage laws where people who have otherwise been living as though they were married, but don't actually have a marriage license, and still take part of the same benefits as other married people. Could be that's the situation with Mama Gags and Coach Joe?
Common law marriage is largely mythical. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common-law_marriage_in_the_United_States
As for PA...
As for PA...
Pennsylvania's domestic relations marriage statute now reads: "No common law marriage contracted after January 1, 2005, shall be valid. Nothing in this part shall be deemed or taken to render any common law marriage otherwise lawful and contracted on or before January 1, 2005, invalid." The situation in Pennsylvania became unclear in 2003 when an intermediate appellate court purported to abolish common law marriage even though the state Supreme Court had recognized (albeit somewhat reluctantly) the validity of common law marriages only five years before. The Pennsylvania legislature resolved most of the uncertainty by abolishing common law marriages entered into after January 1, 2005. However, it is still not certain whether Pennsylvania courts will recognize common law marriages entered into after the date of the Stamos decision and before the effective date of the statute (i.e., after September 17, 2003, and on or before January 1, 2005), because the other intermediate appellate court has suggested that it might not follow the Stamos decision.
I don’t understand the stylistic trend of having the eyes be visible beneath the hair. It looks lazy and unfinished. Whatever this creature is supposed to be, it looks better with just literally 2 seconds to erase the eyes you can see over the hair.
Each time he @s someone on twitter that's an important or "important" figure I just have the strongest compulsion to post this image:
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More than just pushing away his friends, he openly preys on the charity and compassion of strangers by pretending to urgently need financial assistance which he uses to sustain a decadent lifestyle based around ceaseless, empty consumption. Charitable people are very likely to become far less charitable when they discover that their acts of charity have been wasted on unnecessary luxury items for an obese sociopath who jerks off to cats.
Oh my fucking god I absolutely hate this. It's like every time we mock Lou for getting a shit commission he takes it as a challenge to waste money on an even worse one. Aside from the fact that that looks absolutely nothing like a lion, I am infuriated that the artist just threw up a mirror plane and then only drew half the face and head. The only thing conpletrly drawn out is the hair. I know it's a "symmetrical commission", but it makes the drawing look even cheaper, shoddier, more awkward, and doofier. Above all, it just looks lazy. I don't know about furfag anatomy, but it's also way too narrow and the spacing is all off (I blame the mirroring)
Also, the ears look like Shrek's
Edit: What the fuck is going on with the mouth, by the way? Is it smiling and are those light spots teeth, or is it the bottom of the snout? If it's the boyyom of the snout why tf is there a pointy ass chin way farther down? Whatever it is, it makes me uncomfortable
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I was born with crossed eyes. I underwent four eye surgeries before I was a year old to cosmetically correct my eyes (I still don't have true binocular vision). This recent artistic trend of cutesy cartoon strabismus fucking triggers me.
Not to white-knight the artist or anything, but I really can't blame them very much for the questionable quality of Lou's commission. After all, Lou only paid them $5 for the picture, so I think it's fair to say he got what he paid for; a quick slapped-together attempt at a headshot.
I'm no artist myself, but I'd assume that for most of the ones who take furry commissions, the more expensive the commission was, the more effort I'd put into it.
I'm no artist myself, but I'd assume that for most of the ones who take furry commissions, the more expensive the commission was, the more effort I'd put into it.
That's fair, but I'm of the opinion that it's a bad idea for an artist to offer something of an intentionally poor quality for a cheap price in order to make a quick buck. My reasoning is this: when the person you drew it for shows off the commission, they aren't likely to always put the price next to it every time they post it. That means that the low level of quality then becomes associated with the artist's name, because that's what people are seeing, and most people wouldn't consider the circumstances of that piece. Additionally, since low effort pieces take less time, the artist then has a larger footprint of poor quality work as opposed to what is truly representative of their skill. That's why most artists charge per foundational tier (sketch, lineart, color, etc.) as opposed to just charging "per effort" like in this case. Reputation is really importsnt to artists, so offering shoddy work for cheap seems like a bad plan in the long run imo
I mean sure, Trump is out of shape, but he has the excuse of being 74.
And I'm pretty sure he doesn't weigh anywhere near 500LBs.
I can't get over how the ears look like they're too far away from the head. They should be closer together and moved down a notch or two.
I made a quick edit to make it look somewhat more lion-like, but my editing skills aren't the best, and the ears got mutilated as a result.
I made a quick edit to make it look somewhat more lion-like, but my editing skills aren't the best, and the ears got mutilated as a result.
Cunt don’t you fucking dare be insulting my man Shrek like that. Shrek is a hard working and wholesome family man.
Lou is a Farquad, a repulsive and petulant dick that lives opulently at the expense of everybody else and gets violently angry when his ego isn’t stroked.
Oh, I agree. Which is why I said "ogre" and not "like Shrek". Shrek has his rough parts, but is a good person inside. But most ogres aren't.
Jane makes an accurate assessment of Louie and gives him good advice. Louie, like he does any time he receives good advice, chooses to ignore the advice and instead starts flinging shit around like an Autistic chimp.
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