Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Great Dane]

More complaining from Diana; this time, it's about people that block her on Telegram. Frequent whiteknight, HallionI, responds.

Unsure on Twitter

“It doesnt help my thought process when it’s interrupted by “you should kill yourself. No one cares””

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Turns out she didn't have to pay the water bill, despite all of the e-begging that said otherwise.

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[Kled]

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>"You just want to chime in, and then be able to go ahead and say "ah-HA I was right"

You literally did this. You literally always do this. Holy shit he's either ritarded or just well...ritarded.

 

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More complaining from Diana; this time, it's about people that block her on Telegram. Frequent whiteknight, HallionI, responds.


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Except people told you this, Louis. Then you got mad at them for exposing your scam, telling them to shut up and that you wanted to assault them.

There's absolutely no way this wasn't Louis' plan from the beginning. He's probably already spent all the money on video games and even more Apple electronics.

 

[Dustlord]

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So basically he's taking all of the donated money to buy video games and this is his way of admitting it. I hope everyone that donated is happy, they bought this greasy fat fuck more furry porn and video games.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

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So basically he's taking all of the donated money to buy video games and this is his way of admitting it. I hope everyone that donated is happy, they bought this greasy fat fuck more furry porn and video games.

Yes, LouDawg, the stay-at-home orders that many jurisdictions around the world have issued to protect their most vulnerable citizens from a deadly pandemic do suck. They suck for people who work for businesses that have been deemed nonessential, many of whom get paid hourly and have been deprived of their ability to make a living, or work for employers that can't afford to keep paying people during the shutdown, or whose employers are just shitbags and choose not to take care of their people. Many of these folks live paycheck to paycheck as it is and are worried sick about how they're going to pay their bills and rent this month, next month, who knows how long. When the money dries up they won't even be able to buy the kind of food you turn your nose up at, like ramen noodles and Campbell's soup. And they can't even leave the house to take their mind off their troubles, so they stay at home, day after day, staring at the wall and worrying themselves sick.

What I don't understand, though, is what any of this has to do with you. You didn't have a job in the first place, and from what any of us can tell you weren't in the habit of leaving the house even before the pandemic, so it's hard for me to see how your life has changed for the worse at all. You beg for money at the same rate that you did before. Are you worried that the spigot is going to dry up as the sad suckers you depend on for pizza money won't be able to take care of you anymore now that their own paychecks are drying up? Or are you just lashing out because you aren't going to be able to go to pervcon on someone else's dime now?

More than 1,000 people in the US died of COVID-19 over the past 24 hours, Louie, including 12 people in your state, but the important thing is that you're getting the "self-care" that you need (which means what, that you'll only threaten to kill yourself twice per day now?). I certainly hope that all of the people who might be inclined to give you money have an opportunity to read about your plans to get junk food delivered for dinner and spend the rest of your money on video games and furry porn.

 

[Paul Barker!]

“I need my mental self care too-and this is it, buying things” fucking incredible, Lou. For someone who’s supposedly so anti capitalist, he really buys into mindless consoomerism.

 

[Dustlord]

“I need my mental self care too-and this is it, buying things” fucking incredible, Lou. For someone who’s supposedly so anti capitalist, he really buys into mindless consoomerism.

He owns a fuckton of video games and furry "art" already, so I don't know what mental self care he is lacking...unless it's the very act of buying something that he considers self care. It's nice to get new stuff but he just bought new games within the last month.

The worst part is that he can blatantly say this for everyone to see, and brainlets will keep throwing money him.

edit: fixing my reeeetarded sentence structure and grammar

 

[AnOminous]

Why is this so fucking hard to understand? If they're canceling utility shutoffs, that means they won't shut off your utilities. If they're on right now as of this moment, they'll stay on. If you're worried about the bill mounting during the outbreak, pay what you can when you can and try to limit your water consumption in the meantime.

And maybe don't spend $50 a fucking day on Wendy's and Doordash bullshit because you're too fucking fat and lazy to go buy some rice and beans.

 

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So basically he's taking all of the donated money to buy video games and this is his way of admitting it. I hope everyone that donated is happy, they bought this greasy fat fuck more furry porn and video games.

As predictable as the sun rising. Although given the state of the world, maybe I'm more uncertain the sun won't just explode by tomorrow.

Sure, Louis. You need your emotional support...video games? Don't you own Animal Crossing, a game that can go on for hundreds of hours if you allow it to? Didn't you just get the new Doom game? And a laptop? And a tablet for drawing? You're connected to the internet, too. There's zero limit on finding entertainment, your imagination is genuinely the limit. Unless you exist in a white hole which distorts the linear passage of time, you have thousands of hours of games and creative outlets to engage in. How could you have the audacity to sit atop the pile of electronics you own and proclaim "I'm bored?" More importantly, why are you complaining about needing to stay at home when you do that anyways?

"I need money to Anthrocon."

"I'm going to order take-out delivery, and buy more furry porn and video games."

Literally the same post.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

By his own admission he has the money for all of this in the first place. He's just trying to make things sound worse than they are to get more donations.

You bring up an important point. To powerlevel a bit, a big part of my college and professional education has included how to detect (or preferably prevent) fraud, embezzlement, and other forms of fiduciary misconduct. One of the most important elements to doing this is understanding the mindset behind white-collar theft.

Very few people consciously choose “steal shit” as a career choice, but there are a ton of thieves in the world, most of whom don’t consider themselves to be such. Let’s look at a relevant example of how somebody can go down this path.

(Note: I am using the Salvation Army as an example only because Lou claims to have worked for the Salvation Army. I have never worked for the Salvation Army and I have no knowledge of their actual internal control procedures. To whichever Salvation Army commander is googling around for possible defamatory forum shitposts: please do not threaten Null.)

Say you’re ringing a bell for the Salvation Army. Cash comes tumbling into the money pail all day long. The money pail has a lid with a little slot in it, the lid is held down tight with a padlock, and you don’t have the key because that would be fucking stupid. End of the day comes, your boss unlocks the money pail and tells you to count its contents.

If your chapter is doing shit properly, there are incredibly strict procedures that you will follow when doing this. Nobody should ever be fucking left alone with a pile of somebody else's cash and told to provide an unimpeachable total (ask retail checkout clerks what they hate about their job and they'll tell you it's when they have to explain a discrepancy between the money they counted and what the computer says should be in the till). This kind of money count should be performed by two people at minimum, in each other’s presence, and they should be rotated out frequently so they don’t start getting chummy and conspiring with each other. Once the count is done, they dual-sign all the paperwork, they fill out the bank slip, and they stuff it all into the night drop bag -- preferably one of the good deposit bags that's Kevlar-reinforced and has the zipper held in place by a push-down lock for which only the bank has a key. Larger organizations won't even risk sending someone out to make the deposit drop; if you ever go to the grocery store and see an armored Brinks truck idling out front, they're there to collect the dosh themselves and they're under serious contractual liability if the money doesn't all reach the bank intact. (Those security firms also have specific measures in place to prevent a driver from simply riding off into the sunset when the truck is full. Money handling is a very stuffy career.)

If you're counting someone else's money, you want strong internal controls like this to exist, because if a discrepancy ever occurs through no fault of your own, these controls will prove that it was impossible for you to have stolen shit. The alternative is someone else's mistake getting nailed indelibly to your ass because you were alone with the money.

Some charitable organizations or subchapters thereof, however, can get a bit lax. Maybe there's a volunteer shortage and you're told to count the money alone (this is grounds for threatening to walk off). Maybe there's a lot of commotion and confusion and everybody's too busy putting out fires to properly follow procedure (this is very common in shitty nonprofits.) Maybe there are no procedures at all (also common). Maybe everybody in the organization trusts that everybody else is a selfless little angel working solely for the greater good (and corruption is thus particularly rampant). Maybe you have a shower moment one evening when the procedures are playing through your mind on repeat, and you realize: hey, that's a loophole. Maybe you have the key to the money pail, figuratively or perhaps even literally, and nobody fucking knows.

In any of these circumstances, money that's not yours is within your grasp. But you have integrity, and you know that stealing is wrong. So you don't touch the money. You don't look at the money. You don't even think about taking the money, because you're not a thief. Yet. But the money is there. It's in reach. And eventually, your life story is going to hit a bad chapter. You're going to have a problem.

That problem could be anything. Maybe you got an IRS audit. Maybe your car broke down. Maybe a visitor used your otherwise-forgotten second bathroom and the toilet ran nonstop for a month and you got a massive water bill from the city. Maybe your brother showed up at your door in urgent need of help because of a nasty gambling debt that's coming due. Shit happens. Suddenly ends don't meet anymore. You're desperate. You've got a family to support. You've got to do something. You've got to find a solution.

Maybe there are good, legitimate solutions to your problem. Maybe there are ways to fix things and get back to normal. But you're panicking, you can't think straight, the problem would be solved if only you had a bit more money to spare, and there's all this money flowing right past you all workday long, just waiting for you to reach a hand in and snatch up a fistful.

So you do it. You skim off a little cash, swearing to God that you'll return it all to its rightful owner as soon as you get the chance. Then you realize that returning the money would be dangerous, far more dangerous than stealing it had been. So you have a crisis of conscience. You lose a lot of sleep. You worry and worry that you're going to get caught.

But you don't get caught. You've stolen money, you've used it to benefit yourself, and you've gotten away Scot-free.

In the moment of that realization, your entire personal code of ethics begins to short-circuit, and you don't even notice. You go back to work.

You still cling to your morals, or at least you think you do. You've stolen money once and you're never going to do it again unless there's another emergency. But somehow, every difficulty in your life, even a formerly trivial one, is now an emergency. Your toddler flushed your brand new iPhone? Emergency. Your cat swallowed a 2x4 LEGO brick and had to be rushed to the vet's office? Emergency. You downloaded Raid: Shadow Legends and one thing led to another? Emergency. Your favorite shitposting forum needs to order a new server and the goal is at 4200/5000 shirt sales and it looks like they're not gonna reach it in time? Big fucking emergency man, like seriously raid the charity's coffers for that one and then sew a quilt made from all the plague doctor bird stickers that you bought.

The common thread to pretty much all fraud cases is that people start out not wanting to steal anything, then they steal a little bit out of desperation, then they steal a shitload. Unsupervised access to money that's not yours will fuck with your head, and you should never get a job that involves handling money unless there are strong internal controls that protect both your employer and yourself. To use a particularly autistic metaphor, money is like that Lifestream stuff from Final Fantasy 7. It's green, it's powerful, the world runs on it, and handling it without protection will mutate the everlasting shit out of you.

(If you exist in a post-money communist economy, replace all above mentions of "money" with "potatoes" or whatever other unit of exchange has arisen to prevent everybody from laying claim to every possible good and service that they want whenever they want it. If you exist in a post-money, post-scarcity, post-economy Star Trek wonderland where all possible goods and services are yours for absolutely free upon demand, take off your VR headset and punch yourself repeatedly in the face.)

To tie all of my sperging back to the subject person of this thread: Lou lies and defrauds for a living. He's been doing this for years, and the repeated act of stealing shit and getting away with it has fucked him up little by little, month by month, year by year, until we see before us a morbidly obese 36-year-old transtrender who jerks off to cats. And he'll only get worse.

 

[Bodywork by Dennis]

Potential power couple: Louis + Chantal. From the parasitic behaviour, the disgusting lust for fast food, and the general unpleasantness they share, it is like he is an American mirror of her.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

"I need money to Anthrocon."

Why does he think his degenerate furry fuck-fest is going to happen? Either the organizers postpone it, which they won't according to a March 9th statement, or the city administration/law enforcement will shut it down.

He owns a fuckton of video games and furry "art" already, so I don't know what mental self care he is lacking...

While not strictly mental care, he lacks a small amount of metal in his brain.
More precisely, around 260 grains of lead and copper. Preferably a wadcutter so it gets through his thick skull.

 

[AnOminous]

Why does he think his degenerate furry fuck-fest is going to happen? Either the organizers postpone it, which they won't according to a March 9th statement, or the city administration/law enforcement will shut it down.

Or better yet, they let the gathering into the area, then perform Exterminatus protocol, permanently eliminating a large number of vectors of infection.

 

[Logical Fallacies]

As predictable as the sun rising. Although given the state of the world, maybe I'm more uncertain the sun won't just explode by tomorrow.

Sure, Louis. You need your emotional support...video games? Don't you own Animal Crossing, a game that can go on for hundreds of hours if you allow it to? Didn't you just get the new Doom game? And a laptop? And a tablet for drawing? You're connected to the internet, too. There's zero limit on finding entertainment, your imagination is genuinely the limit. Unless you exist in a white hole which distorts the linear passage of time, you have thousands of hours of games and creative outlets to engage in. How could you have the audacity to sit atop the pile of electronics you own and proclaim "I'm bored?" More importantly, why are you complaining about needing to stay at home when you do that anyways?

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I suspect he has BPD as I've said before. Chronic boredom and need for stimulus/drama is a common symptom due to feeling empty on the inside and having a very shaky sense of self and not knowing what they want.

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect he has BPD as I've said before. Chronic boredom and need for stimulus/drama is a common symptom due to feeling empty on the inside and having a very shaky sense of self and not knowing what they want.

If you were a disgusting slimeball on the level of this guy you'd want to distract yourself from what you were too.

 

[Next Task]

Why does he think his degenerate furry fuck-fest is going to happen? Either the organizers postpone it, which they won't according to a March 9th statement, or the city administration/law enforcement will shut it down.

Well, he might have realised that it won't happen, but if he keeps whining about how he has no money for Arthrocon then he always has a self-imposed 'emergency' to beg for, like @Leonard Helplessness says. One that's specifically aimed at furries to make sure he casts a wide net along with his 'can't eat/disabled parents/five-year-old nephew/no electronics/no water/troontroontroon' reasons he desperately needs your money now.

But he also has been shown to not have the brain-power to think of things like that and I'd expect a proper online meltdown once it was officially canceled, so who knows. He is, clearly, that stupid and short-sighted to have not figured it out yet.

 

[Punished Spoon]

The kid is fucking 5. Five. Get him some goddamn crayons and a coloring book...he already has an iPad by Lou's admission. He just knows that he can throw around his nephew and people will throw money at him. He is somehow going to have the money to buy a macbook air, have the money for Anthrocon...and have his cake & pizza delivered too. Must be nice to use someone that you want to punch in the face as a meal/bill/electronic ticket.

 

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The kid is fucking 5. Five. Get him some goddamn crayons and a coloring book...he already has an iPad by Lou's admission. He just knows that he can throw around his nephew and people will throw money at him. He is somehow going to have the money to buy a macbook air, have the money for Anthrocon...and have his cake & pizza delivered too. Must be nice to use someone that you want to punch in the face as a meal/bill/electronic ticket.

Poor families don't have a computer per person. At best, they have a "work" computer and a "play" computer, but typically they either have a single computer they all share or none at all. If his nephew actually needs a computer when the kid can barely spell his own name, Louis can give him one of the thousands of electronics he has laying around or just let him share. Louis should know better than let the kid have a laptop of his own that he can just use to his heart's content anyway. If he absolutely needs a laptop, most schools are renting laptops out now, or you can find a super cheap one for no more than $40 which are only souped up enough to do schoolwork on.

Beyond the lying, threats, and emotional abuse, Louis' ability to turn anything surrounding him into a means of grifting is one of his most detestable qualities.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I'm in the 'there is no nephew' camp.

 

[Dustlord]

Poor families don't have a computer per person. At best, they have a "work" computer and a "play" computer, but typically they either have a single computer they all share or none at all. If his nephew actually needs a computer when the kid can barely spell his own name, Louis can give him one of the thousands of electronics he has laying around or just let him share. Louis should know better than let the kid have a laptop of his own that he can just use to his heart's content anyway. If he absolutely needs a laptop, most schools are renting laptops out now, or you can find a super cheap one for no more than $40 which are only souped up enough to do schoolwork on.

Beyond the lying, threats, and emotional abuse, Louis' ability to turn anything surrounding him into a means of grifting is one of his most detestable qualities.

I wasn't poor by most metrics and my family only had 1 PC that everyone shared until I was a teenager and could get my own. I do know that these days some schools are having kids do their work on a laptop, but I was under the impression they could use their parents device for schoolwork as long as they installed the software.

Louis has had a very boring day.

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*except for everyone that voted for him...and wasn't Lou a Bush supporter? Few would say our current president is worse than that.

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Too obese to wear a mask.

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Spoiler: Furry autism

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