Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / goldenl1oness / Lynn Brooks / @afurrytoo - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Blonde Bomb]

His friends Mr. McDonald, Colonel Sanders, his Royal Highness, Mr. Boyardee, yes. I'm sure he sees them very often, three, possibly six times a day.

I'd say that comfort eating is far more dangerous than it being 'self care'. Self care is an ice cream once in a while, a bowl of pasta with cream sauce after a particularly hard day at work, a huge burger on vacation. If you have to eat every day for 'self care', that's a problem. If the only way you can feel good about yourself is by eating things that you know are bad for you, you have a problem.

You eat because you're unhappy & you're unhappy because you eat, Lou. You're a fat ass because you have no other joy in your life other than eating & the rush you get from buying shit.

 

[The Dude]

Self-care is doing things for yourself that not only help you feel better about yourself, but are also good FOR you. It's coming home from a stressful day and taking your dog for an hour walk around the park so that you're getting exercise, enjoying some fresh air outside, and have some time to unwind and clear your head for a while. Maybe when you get home you have a reasonably sized bowl of ice cream or popcorn while watching a movie before bed. It's also making sure you're going to the doctor to make sure your physical health is good and going to a therapist if you're struggling with mental/emotional problems. Self-care is NOT stuffing your face with enough fatty, greasy fast food to feed a family of four at every meal, then downing sugary snacks and fizzy drinks between meals. Nothing Louie does could be considered self-help or healthy by any rational, reasonably intelligent person. When he calls what he does "self-care" it's just Louie making excuses for being a gluttonous pig who only eats fattening junk. If he really hated being a 500lb fatty then he'd cut back on his meal portions, start eating healthier, and go outside and be more active. He has no excuse not to since he has no job or responsibilities eating up his time. But he won't because he's as addicted to fast food as he is to spending money on new toys and gadgets that he doesn’t need.

 

[Damien Thorne]

Lou’s self care is exactly how a hitman takes care of somebody.

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Still occasionally contemplating his bizarre income situation. I still don't think he's on disability because he's just too dumb and with too little self control to not ever allude to it in any way. Dunno how true this holds but I know a person on disability in pa for mental issues. They have a case worker and communicate with this person, not to mention they had to have a doctor and court time to even get it in the first place. Plus denials, it was a fight to even get on disability. Are there any suspiciously timed purchases, like in line with regular payments? I don't recall him making any comments that suggest a regular payday. Like I said, he doesn't have the brains or self control to carefully police every word that comes out of his mouth to never let on that he gets money regularly. Also while he has more money than he lets on I don't think it's *that* much. He has some but is not rich. Probably enough to provide for himself though if he chose to, he just wants more for nothing.

A guess is it's all from scamming and reselling stuff online. He's clearly no stranger to it and it would get him some money.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I’m not suggesting gay-ops obviously but I did want to just muse about how funny it would be to draft him up a basic resume, throw his contact info on it, and then send it in to a bunch of entry level jobs within walking distance of his house and then watch the sperg-out as he complains about getting “harassed” by companies trying to offer him a job.

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Holy Christ this fucking lardass just took a chunk of money people sent him for his god damn school supplies fund, gave $69 (classy you absolute pig) to somebody for a vet bill, and is now begging for MORE cash to replace what he just gave away.
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I've noticed Lou's actually randomly donated to things in the past, and I think there's a very simple reason why; so he can use them as excuses and essentially say "see?? I don't spend ALL my money on myself". There was the infamous $240 Wonder Woman art auction he won using money he gained from e-begging, and when called out on this, Lou tried to deflect by saying that since the money was given to a charity then that makes everything okay, completely ignoring how he obtained the money in the first place.

I'm too lazy to find it the exact page in the thread, but at another point, Lou tweeted about how he inexplicably sent $60 to someone who had blocked him on twitter, only for them to accept the money and continue to leave him blocked. I suppose his logic would be that if he sent them something nice, then they would be morally obligated to acknowledge him and be his friend. After all, he tried that a while back with Boozy (before this thread existed) by buying him an Xbox controller with e-begging money, which Boozy dealt with by telling him that was stupid of him (he assumed Lou was actually starving) and trying to reimburse him the money he spent.

I wouldn't be shocked is Lou is trying the same tactics with his nephew, honestly. Asides from the fact that he constantly uses him as an excuse to e-beg, he's said dozens of times that he wants money to buy his nephew fast food from McDonald's. Assuming he's not just outright lying about spending all the money on himself, it could be that this is how he tries to have any sort of meaningful relationship with people, by constantly buying them gifts as opposed to making any meaningful attempt himself.

I can only assume he's lying once again since that's all he does.

Does he have a fucking leak or something? What residential home has a $200 water bill? Are utilities more expensive up north or something because i've never seen a waterbill over $50.

If they are on town sewer, they probably get bill for that as well on the water bill. Lou's growlers don't break themselves down.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Louie Boy once again demonstrating that he will compulsively lie spontaneously with whatever bullshit he thinks will help him win a petty internet fight he started, this time, that he got accepted in to two colleges, and burned the acceptance letter of one.


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Lou also decided to pick yet another fight and demonstrate his Sovereign Citizen levels of understanding of how the law works and stroke his ego a bit against some random, with a little “IT’S MA’AM!!!”ing thrown in.




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Shameless guilt tripping of people he claims are his friends, acts like he’s going to starve to death and die of “gluten disease”, trying to imply that if he dies it’s because his friends didn’t care enough about him like the abusive entitled tumor on society he is. Also posting from one of his iPads that he claims he was selling out of desperation. Bonus being a dick to somebody that genuinely seeks to care about him. Poor 600 pound Louie Lou has the tummy rumbles and he’s being cranky with the only people on the planet that give a sh



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And to top it off he managed to peel himself off his bed and waddle over to his new $600 computer to aggressively announce he has a birthday wishlist and that NOBODY SHOULD DARE ASK FOR IT UNLESS THEY ALREADY HAVE THE DISPOSABLE INCOME TO AFFORD TO BUY HIM GIFTS. So over the course of barely 2 days he’s now begged for $200, given away $69 of it for no reason, begged to be reimbursed plus more, thrown a fit about not getting money, was rude to somebody because they couldn’t afford to give him free cash, put the blame for his potential death on everybody who doesn’t give him cash, then throws up a wishlist he refuses to give out unless you can supposedly prove to him you have money


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[JaneThough]

Is he saying that he will only give his list out to people who have confirmed they will buy something for him? I look forward to the coming spergs.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

Is he saying that he will only give his list out to people who have confirmed they will buy something for him? I look forward to the coming spergs.

It’s a blatant manipulation tactic. If somebody who has some spare cash and wants to get something small for him asks for the wishlist privately, and he gives it to them, they’ll be met with nothing but expensive video games and high end electronics as usual, and once they see that, they’ll feel guilty because they told him they could afford it and will be much more likely to spend more money than they have on him because he’ll be implying that because they told him ahead of time that they could afford it, if they suddenly turn around and say they can’t then THEYRE the liars, and they tricked him and abused him by getting his hopes up.

Lou may be retarded knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s intentionally trying to prey on the few people that regularly talk to him and show genuine concern for his wellbeing, after softening them up with a day of complaining, moping, and guilt tripping.

 

[Iron Hamster]

It’s a blatant manipulation tactic. If somebody who has some spare cash and wants to get something small for him asks for the wishlist privately, and he gives it to them, they’ll be met with nothing but expensive video games and high end electronics as usual, and once they see that, they’ll feel guilty because they told him they could afford it and will be much more likely to spend more money than they have on him because he’ll be implying that because they told him ahead of time that they could afford it, if they suddenly turn around and say they can’t then THEYRE the liars, and they tricked him and abused him by getting his hopes up.

Lou may be retarded knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s intentionally trying to prey on the few people that regularly talk to him and show genuine concern for his wellbeing, after softening them up with a day of complaining, moping, and guilt tripping.

Not to mention the hounding DMs he'll send asking why they haven't ordered him something yet.
And lol @ a 21 year old bitchslapping him.

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Just got back from Lou's favorite past time of speed running walmart for food.

 

[PozzedByCoronachan]

It's not really something big but Lou just got retweeted by ya boy Kevkev from the tranch and it seems to be doing wonders for his numbers, definitely way up his usual 2-3 pity retweets (The numbers are going up as we speak). Might just be Kevin pulling a Lou and retweeting tons of crowdfunds to justify his own e-begging if you've been following his thread.

Can I also just point out how many crowd fund hashtags he's using? He's got #ComradeCrowdFund ffs , maybe Antifa can send him some of that looted Nike sneakers money they've got.

 

[Turael]

Not to mention the hounding DMs he'll send asking why they haven't ordered him something yet.
And lol @ a 21 year old bitchslapping him.

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Just got back from Lou's favorite past time of speed running walmart for food.

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Bah! Lou would NEVER be frivolous like this! I mean... you spent over five bucks on SOAP! Needs before wants, remember?

(P.S. I would like to come to whatever cookout you are planning...)

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Not to mention the hounding DMs he'll send asking why they haven't ordered him something yet.
And lol @ a 21 year old bitchslapping him.

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This is nothing like Lou... you bought LAUNDRY DETERGENT... for $15!!! You.. you... clean Nazi bully troll...!!

Spoiler: Here's the part where I dunk on IH's purchases - except not because IH has a job!

Nathan's hot dogs - too expensive, Ballpark beef franks are half that price and not gimmicky.
Hazelnut FL - is that hazelnut creamer? Dude, grown folks don't need to sweeten their coffee.
TASTY GPRSGN - I have no clue what this could be but you paid nearly $8.50 for it so I hope it's actually tasty.
OS body wash - surely you could have found cheaper than that... or maybe a bar of soap?
Chicken strips x 2 - bro...
Great Value thick cut bacon - actually, I'm fine with this. There are cheaper bacons out there but they're usually 12oz vs. a full pound.
Chicken nuggets - BRO. You already bought the chicken strips!
Frozen boneless thighs - Okay if you know how to cook chicken then why the strips and nugs?
Ribeye steak - Looks like you got about 2 lbs of ribeye... when should I be there for dinner?
Slider - $10?? What on earth is this?

(Note: my comments are made in jest. Although I wish there were more vegetables on there... like lettuce and tomatoes!!

 

[Iron Hamster]

This is nothing like Lou... you bought LAUNDRY DETERGENT... for $15!!! You.. you... clean Nazi bully troll...!!

Spoiler: Here's the part where I dunk on IH's purchases - except not because IH has a job!

Nathan's hot dogs - too expensive, Ballpark beef franks are half that price and not gimmicky.
Hazelnut FL - is that hazelnut creamer? Dude, grown folks don't need to sweeten their coffee.
TASTY GPRSGN - I have no clue what this could be but you paid nearly $8.50 for it so I hope it's actually tasty.
OS body wash - surely you could have found cheaper than that... or maybe a bar of soap?
Chicken strips x 2 - bro...
Great Value thick cut bacon - actually, I'm fine with this. There are cheaper bacons out there but they're usually 12oz vs. a full pound.
Chicken nuggets - BRO. You already bought the chicken strips!
Frozen boneless thighs - Okay if you know how to cook chicken then why the strips and nugs?
Ribeye steak - Looks like you got about 2 lbs of ribeye... when should I be there for dinner?
Slider - $10?? What on earth is this?

(Note: my comments are made in jest. Although I wish there were more vegetables on there... like lettuce and tomatoes!!

The 'tasty' item is a garlic press.
'Slider' is white castle burgers - 16 count.
'Hazelnut' is coffee.
This food lasts me at least a month.
I get the veggies up the street when I need them so they don't go bad sitting.

 

[The Dude]

Louie Boy once again demonstrating that he will compulsively lie spontaneously with whatever bullshit he thinks will help him win a petty internet fight he started, this time, that he got accepted in to two colleges, and burned the acceptance letter of one.

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Lou also decided to pick yet another fight and demonstrate his Sovereign Citizen levels of understanding of how the law works and stroke his ego a bit against some random, with a little “IT’S MA’AM!!!”ing thrown in.

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Shameless guilt tripping of people he claims are his friends, acts like he’s going to starve to death and die of “gluten disease”, trying to imply that if he dies it’s because his friends didn’t care enough about him like the abusive entitled tumor on society he is. Also posting from one of his iPads that he claims he was selling out of desperation. Bonus being a dick to somebody that genuinely seeks to care about him. Poor 600 pound Louie Lou has the tummy rumbles and he’s being cranky with the only people on the planet that give a sh

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And to top it off he managed to peel himself off his bed and waddle over to his new $600 computer to aggressively announce he has a birthday wishlist and that NOBODY SHOULD DARE ASK FOR IT UNLESS THEY ALREADY HAVE THE DISPOSABLE INCOME TO AFFORD TO BUY HIM GIFTS. So over the course of barely 2 days he’s now begged for $200, given away $69 of it for no reason, begged to be reimbursed plus more, thrown a fit about not getting money, was rude to somebody because they couldn’t afford to give him free cash, put the blame for his potential death on everybody who doesn’t give him cash, then throws up a wishlist he refuses to give out unless you can supposedly prove to him you have money

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"I'm not expecting anyone to do anything." Except that's exactly what he's expecting, and if he doesn't get anything he's going to bitch and moan and guilt trip that no one cares about him, with a heaping helping of fake suicide threats. He's such a selfish, greedy shit.

 

[Immortal Technique]

Spoiler

Charcoal is better, don't care what people say. It's basically smokey seasoning

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

The 'tasty' item is a garlic press.
'Slider' is white castle burgers - 16 count.
'Hazelnut' is coffee.
This food lasts me at least a month.
I get the veggies up the street when I need them so they don't go bad sitting.

I was wondering if they were White Castle sliders.

As someone who used to live in the midst of ALL of the White Castles and is now hundreds, if not thousands, of miles from the nearest one?

I do not judge you at all. In fact, I wish I had one. Have a couple ready when I show up for ribeyes, yeah?

Also I totally do the same thing with the veg.

The ONLY thing that makes me look at you askance is the flavored coffee. C'mon dude, really?

 

[PBJ Sucks]

Not to mention the hounding DMs he'll send asking why they haven't ordered him something yet.
And lol @ a 21 year old bitchslapping him.

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Just got back from Lou's favorite past time of speed running walmart for food.

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Trying to make Lou jealous over nuggets eh? I myself was thinking about buying a delicious pizza from a local place. Nothing beats a good hot pizza when your stomach is empty and grumbling.

But how do you survive on so little pasta? And I see no orange soda. Who taught you to shop?! Who needs sheets for their bed when they haven't bought all the essential foods?

I bet you didn't even have to walk three miles each way uphill and against the wind on a bum foot either. People like you make me sick.

Back to the needing to replace puked on clothes thing, since I was reminded of this. I knew somebody who never learned to wash laundry, so he'd just throw it into a pile and pull something out of the bottom of it every day. To his credit it kind of worked out. Smells dissipated in the mass. The rest of us never noticed, it just came out after awhile. Still disgusting. Lou's need to replace puked on clothes due to not knowing how to wash them might be truer than we think though. Even he probably knows better than to toss them back into the active laundry pile.

 

[Blop]

Omg, he’s such a tard. “Hearsay” is correct.

 

[The Dude]

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Omg, he’s such a tard. “Hearsay” is correct.

Yep. Because you "hear" the unsubstantiated rumors others "say". You'd think someone who claims to be a writer would know simple shit like that. Then again, Louie often fucks up things like there/their/they're and even omits entire words, making whatever he's written really confusing to read.

 

[Lou’s Biggest Fan]

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Omg, he’s such a tard. “Hearsay” is correct.

I want Lou to try to sue somebody so fucking badly